Not only am I Sparkling Water, but Sparkling Water is a character I play. This account, it's backstory, and all that are kind of like creative writing for me. Most creative writing has a real message, but it's usually not told in such up front ways. I'm not really a bottle of water extremist, but I do think progressivism has gone much too far and H20 need to find their bottles in order to assert an identity and a place in society. I think most water is dry, weak, and insecure about who they are and have become unwilling to stand up for themselves. This new identity as an apologetic misfit who wishes a bottle would be so proud of his appeasement that he'd talk to it is just not right. A lot of what I want to do is present a character who's everything water is afraid of being. Sparkling Water is a bottled product who's manufacturer bought his way into red women hands and who spews delicious carbonation and has a reckless sense of sparkling. I don't say to strive to be that thing, but I really like the discussions that come about when people discuss me.