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[–]popartisartthrowaway 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have a cousin who moved to the states, am I American-Scottish now?

[–]Mrman53[S] 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

OMG I LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL CULTURE. I'm actually 1/32 Scottish I think, so I wear a braveheart skirt to school.

[–]ZepherusYTLand of the Free ('cept Muslims & Gays)! 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

skirt

'Sa Kilt you fookin wanker.

[–]Mrman53[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey don't hate on my Scottish heritage

[–]SolafugeExcuse me sir, but do you have a moment to talk about 'Murica? 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

What kind of American? Narrow it down a bit, there's no such thing as just "American".

[–]jippiejee 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

I love baking bread. How much High Fructose Corn Syrup do I need to add per 100 gram of flour to get an optimum freedom dough mixture?

[–]Mrman53[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what a gram is, but usually you put the sugar on the bread after it is baked in the form of frosting. That's what we call cupcakes.

[–]baudelaireanmari trompé 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Three liters. Gotta kill those kidneys. Show em who's boss.

[–]Mrman53[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Gallons*

Edit: we call it "Operaton: colon storm"

[–]Ultra-Bad-Poker-FaceCanadian? Yukon be serious... 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who will win the 2016 presidential election

[–]Mrman53[S] 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not that dirty communist Bernie.

[–]FermentedFupaFungusAM I BEING DETAINED?! ™ 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I never tasted freedom. Can you describe it?

[–]Mrman53[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The tears of British soldiers.

[–]ZaratthustraResponsible Toddler Gun Owner 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

someone please give gold to this brave 1/32 Scottish Murican

[–]Brondof_The_Wizard 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you believe in evolution?

[–]Mrman53[S] 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, nothing really happened until 1776 so no.

[–]baudelaireanmari trompé 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Was one of your ancestors a Cherokee princess or Cherokee prince?

[–]Mrman53[S] 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

I once bought a dream catcher and think it looks cool, so yes.

[–]lord_sparxEuro Cuck Simulator 2016 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for your service o7

[–]silence_hrEngland really butchers the English language 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

USA? USA? USA? USA?

[–]NloadNI like being a highly lethal individual 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Do you own a gun?

[–]Mrman53[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Serious answer

  • sidebyside double barrel 20 ga.

  • .22 lr pistol for concealed carry

  • browning colt 1911

  • .308 for hunting

  • 50 pound compound bow

  • German Mauser my uncle brought over from winning WWII

  • Tear gas canister launcher. My grandad confiscated it from a fugitive who was hopping on a free ride on the train he drove. But I lost it.

Honorable mention. My neighbor has a literal M4 Sheman tank for some reason, I don't know how he got it.

[–]BigFangIrish-Irish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do you lose a tear gas launcher?

Also, would not one of the first questions to ask your neighbour when you find he has a tank, where did he get it from?

If it was a serious answer that is.

[–]meatsbeat 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's your favorite pizza? Have you ever been outside of your state? I hear your country's size is vast.

[–]Mrman53[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Cheese pizza (and when I share I don't get pepperoni and then "just take of the pepperonis" that ruins the cheese)

I actually lived in Munich Germany for a while for my dads work, great place. But as much as Germans pride themselves in precision, they have shitty parking skills.

I live in Utah, the most beautiful place in America with breathtaking spaces. Funny thing, we measure distance by time driven or gas tanks filled "she lives 2 hours away" or "it takes 3 refills to get to Reno"

[–]meatsbeat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

o7 thank you for your service

[–]pinkshortsarecool 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of the very few Americans that prefers cheese pizza. I 100% agree.

[–]ajwadrathore 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you ever get tired of being right?

[–]PottManley 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who would win in a fight? The GOP vs Social change?

[–]Mrman53[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

America would win.

[–]Maeher -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"lose", the word you were looking for is "lose".

[–]Dreamerlaxfeminized canadian cuck 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

07

[–]blueReshi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOW THE FCKERINO DO YOU MESS THIS UP. but good try nonetheless. Thank you for your service o7

[–]Johnny_Is_TruantSharing is Scaring 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Will Steven Seagal really snatch all my motherfucker birthdays?

[–]Barry_Scotts_CatInternet European 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What would you rather fight one duck sized gun or 100 gun sized ducks?

[–]Mrman53[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm torn, I would love to shoot all those ducks, but I don't want to infringe that duck sized gun's 2rd amendment right.

[–]W00sterNow with more Freedumb popcorn![🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can I drive from you to me in one day?

[–]kingofvodka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many pizzas per capita?