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[–]CthulhuFerrigno 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

You drunk or under-medicated, Llama?

[–]toiracse 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This goes against everything I know about what you value and hold to be true...

How could you devalue what you work so hard to receive by giving them away for free?

[–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry, my downvotes are reserved for only BooC.

[–]Smellylegmeat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unnngghhh downvote me bby

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

user reports:
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[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

user reports:
1: no u x2

[–]KhristKannon 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

When I was 13, I tied this girl I knew that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty at 12 and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed what was probably my all time most voluminous load of cum all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her. I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...I’m so fucked up.

[–]ThyDocco 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't know what's worse, that this exists or that I've read it before and recognised it immediately.

[–]KhristKannon 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey Velvet! I had another think coming about race relations, and despite not feeling too great about these observations, these are things I have seen and cannot, in good conscience, ignore.

I don't mean to sound like a racist, but what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Beyonce the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was actually early rather than tardy. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and making those disdainful lip smacks of incredulity and annoyance at having to sit upright and pay attention.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how "baller" his sports sneakers were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that "Ebonics" was a legitimate English dialect and not just Twitter memes of "fam," "tbqh," and "ASAP." So I ask this of you, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their $300 piece of shit "tight" batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.

Why do we suffer the shitskins to live?

[–]ThyDocco [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

slow claps

steps out of the shadows

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the /r/Drama Degenerates? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like /u/masterlawlz and /u/pantherchamp - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at /r/subredditdrama. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

[–]phil_katzenberger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck upvotes get money

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[–]Velvet_Llama[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

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