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[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT] SRS claims responsibility for the takeover of five random subreddits (self.ShitRedditSays)

ArchangelleFoodcakeOF OUR BRD'S FREEDOM[M] が 投稿

Some nerd took over five random subreddits in the name of the Fempire - that person is definitely an active SRSter and clearly not a medium-effort troll desperate for attention. Good job, active SRSter!

The highly skeptical and logical redditeurs in places like KiA and The_Donald have uncritically bought into the idea that SRS is responsible for this takeover, which reflects well on them because SRS is, in fact, definitely responsible for this takeover. They are upset by this, which troubles us, because we are not an accelerationist sub bent on Burning Reddit Down that feeds on the tears of gullible reactionaries.

We had assumed we would be greeted as liberators in the subs we took over. We want nothing but the warmest relations with the rest of Reddit, so we will definitely take these concerns on board going forward. Thank you for your time, and God bless the Fempire.

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[–]RanchoUnicornoSynthwave feminist 20ポイント21ポイント  (14子コメント)

And to all the Redditors who have concerns, questions, or criticisms please feel free to post them here where they will be promptly addressed in the appropriate manner.

GBTF

[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

why did SRS burn down the library of Alexandria?!

[–]a_fagetfuck reddit tbh 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Fuckin Darius thinks he's gonna get into the classical age before me he's got another thing coming

[–]Agastopia 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm literally playing Civ as we speak

[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I prefer Cities Skylines. I drown the white suburbs with badly placed dams

[–]Agastopia 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just choose the feminism policy and watch as my city burns to the ground

[–]a_fagetfuck reddit tbh 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hope you're playing autocratic Fempire Civ

[–]Agastopia 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's always tough choosing between Order and Autocracy

[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I haven't fired up Civ since Civ 4, but how do you make a fully cultural Marxified civ?

[–]Mo918the austro-hungarian navy was also called a k.u.k 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ban freeze peaches as a luxury resource at the world congress

[–]Agastopia 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Feminists hate the western world. Next question please.

[–]ProllyJustWantsKarmaour cultures are fundamentally incompatible, you know 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah – I haven't reached my daily cis white male killing quota this week, is that okay?

[–]Agastopia 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit what's up dude, I didn't even realize you went on SRS. Cool to see you outside of mod mail.

[–]ProllyJustWantsKarmaour cultures are fundamentally incompatible, you know 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, yeah! Pretty new actually, I guess I've only been here for… two weeks? I had avoided here for a while because of all the anti-SRS rhetoric floating around on reddit. Then I came here and it was all pretty reasonable, so… here I am.

[–]RanchoUnicornoSynthwave feminist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

we got bored over the weekend so we decided to mess with Eygpt and it worked way better than expected.

[–]ArchangellePurpelleOF OUR BRD'S MALICE 21ポイント22ポイント  (7子コメント)

We did it SRS!

We are so amazing that clearly an active SRSter and definitely not a troll will do all of our work for us.

[–]NOT_ONE_OF_FINS_ALTS 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

and we're so amazing that large subreddits full of users who think they "examine both side of an issue" and "think clearly about problems before forming views" don't even consider that it's not an srster doing this.

[–]ArchangellePurpelleOF OUR BRD'S MALICE 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

THAT'S PRETTY DARN AMAZING :D

[–]Agastopia 15ポイント16ポイント  (7子コメント)

I was actually paid by Hillary Clinton to help take them over

And wow, this is hilarious

How is if shitty? These subs are good now

Holy shit, that is one of the most terrifyingly sociopathic things I've read in a long time.

[–]PM_ME_A_FACT 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shills for Hillary unite!

Upshills to the doot doot (regressive) left

[–]ArchangelleFoodcakeOF OUR BRD'S FREEDOM[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Thank you for helping us to Correct the Record!

[–]Agastopia 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

When does Goldman Sachs pay us again? Tuesday?

[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why won't the SRS mods release the transcripts of the Imzy chats?!

[–]Agastopia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The SRS mods will release their transcripts when the r/the_donald mods release their transcripts.

[–]scaredsqueeDOWN WITH THE BROGEOISIE LIBROTARIAN BROEAUCRACY! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

if you're waiting on payment from then, then you're doing your spermjackings all wrong. i have an endless supply of money and male tears. long live the fempire!

[–]uhohbetterstopAsk me what's wrong with /r/Christianity 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

could they be more sheltered jeez

[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reddit! For every five minutes that you do not comment "this sub is good now" a pupper will be borked!

Don't push me!

[–]RanchoUnicornoSynthwave feminist 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

better do what this person says reddit they sound serious!!!

[–]TydosiusDeus SJW: Ackshualy Revolution 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why don't you people ever invite me to these secret meetings?!

Looks down at crotch

Oh, right. I forgot to take that off.

[–]larinioides 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Great work, everyone. When do we reinstate Pao again? Next Tuesday, right?

[–]emhereskeleton warrior 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

depends on who we sleep with really. I've been trying for the past few months but it turned out I was only sleeping with one of reddit's android app developers

[–]StumbleOnSkeleton High Ethicist 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Now that this is done, can we take a week off of sleeping with the admins? I have some white men to oppress and cuck.

[–]fluffywhitethingSorry, Redditor, your Peach is frozen in another subreddit. 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

After the daily spermjacking, you may rest for a bit.

[–]StumbleOnSkeleton High Ethicist -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought we had to do that hourly? Did I miss a world takeover meeting?

[–]fluffywhitethingSorry, Redditor, your Peach is frozen in another subreddit. -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Daily minimum. You may do hourly if you wish to go above and beyond.

[–]NOT_ONE_OF_FINS_ALTS 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/VxXdaVQ.png

https://archive.is/GABEO <--- nsfw

https://archive.is/HB2BW

and yeah, shockingly, lawlz is not an srster

[–]table_fireplace 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

So, just checking - it's next Friday we're taking over r/The_Donald, right? Or is that r/KotakuInAction? I wouldn't want to sleep with the wrong admin!

[–]boglingthat communist mccarthy warned you about 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just want someone to take over /r/The_Donald and make it into a Donald Duck fanclub already, pls

[–]cats_and_vibrators 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why do I keep getting left out of takeover plots and brigade parties? It's like they never happen or something.

[–]Agastopia 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah see you need to falsely accuse a white cis male in the STEM field of rape before you can join the meetings

[–]snark_nerd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like they never happen or something.

That's just what ... well, you, would want you to believe.

[–]SomeDrunkCommiefalsely accused of being a skeleton 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I, for one, am proud to be a part of making these subs actually good now.

[–]learntouseapostropheLiberal-Marxist Legneck Beardbaby Delta Cuckjob 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

soon they'll see the extent of our true plans. some of them expect our real intentions, but not many. those that do are usually ignored or laughed at.

it's all coming together. our Jewish Muslim cultural Marxist gay agenda will spread

FULL COMMUNISM

throughout the United States by finally getting the first gay Jewish Marxist elected: Hillary Hussein Clinton.

[–]Voltar134 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reported to admins