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  2. any mention of srs must be followed by "pbuf (peace be upon the fempire)"
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submitted by ArchangelleGabrielle[M] - stickied post
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[–]GravityCat1 [score hidden]  (0 children)
What the fuck is happening
[–]whostolemypants [score hidden]  (1 child)
If you feel the need to take over a subreddit you disagree with, it's time to put down the internet.
If you feel blinding rage at a silly subreddit being taken over, it's time to put down the internet.
[–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
I didn't choose the social justice usurper's life; the social justice usurper's life chose me.
[–][deleted]  (3 children)
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    [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S,M] [score hidden]  (2 children)
    Removed. Please see rule 2:
    any mention of srs must be followed by "pbuf (peace be upon the fempire)"
    I will be more than happy to approve your comment once it follows the rules.
    [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (1 child)
    srs is dum pbuf
    [–]root88 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Seriously? It was a stupid sub, but fuck Reddit.
    [–]PixyFreakingStix [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Sipping on Redditors' tears.
    [–]dickpaste [score hidden]  (4 children)
    spiders are not punchable, they kill pests and keep frogs as pets
    [–]familynight [score hidden]  (0 children)
    This place needs more mosquito and wasp posts.
    [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S] [score hidden]  (2 children)
    yes there is intense mod infighting right now over the arachnophobe privilege that isn't being checked by certain spidershamers
    [–]komnene [score hidden]  (0 children)
    spidershamers
    thanks i will use that now when my mom tells me to deal with the spiders in my room
    [–]A_Cylon_Raider [score hidden]  (0 children)
    You say shaming, I say educating.
    [–]bockstradamus [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Omfg this is hilarious
    [–][deleted]  (7 children)
    [deleted]
      [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (0 children)
      As we know, /r/punchablefaces was the crown jewel of reddit.
      [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S,M] [score hidden]  (1 child)
      Removed. Please see rule 2:
      any mention of srs must be followed by "pbuf (peace be upon the fempire)"
      I will be more than happy to approve your comment once it follows the rules.
      [–]komnene [score hidden]  (2 children)
      next thing they'll do is take away your balls D:
      [–]Mapleyy [score hidden]  (1 child)
      pls
      next thing you know srs mods will take over srs, too
      ;~;
      pbuf
      [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S,M] [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Removed. Please see rule 2:
      any mention of srs must be followed by "pbuf (peace be upon the fempire)"
      I will be more than happy to approve your comment once it follows the rules.
      [–]XHF1 [score hidden]  (5 children)
      I warned you that spamming one picture will ruin this subreddit.
      [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (1 child)
      You act like shakey text isn't a massive improvement. All of reddit should have this feature
      [–]XHF1 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      You'll get bored of it in a few minutes.
      [–]ghoti_styx [score hidden]  (2 children)
      The former mods abandoning ship ruined the subreddit.
      [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (1 child)
      They sent an invite to flytape and agentlame, and agent got it first
      [–]PugSwagMaster [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Holy shit this is hilarious
      [–]zipdip [score hidden]  (0 children)
      all hail srs (pbuf)
      [–]RedditFuntimeAccount [score hidden]  (6 children)
      This entire site is starting to dramatically accelerate its spin down the toilet.
      Too fucking funny.
      [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (1 child)
      First they came for /r/fatpeoplehate, and I did not speak out, because I didn't hate fat people.
      Then they came for /r/coontown, and I didn't speak out, because I was not racist.
      Then they came for /r/punchablefaces, and I did not speak out, because I don't want to punch people I disagree with.
      Then they came for me, and there was nobody to speak for me, because they were all in SJW FEMA camps.
      [–]TheEviltane [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Sorry buts its a "Re-education camp".
      [–]PixyFreakingStix [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Oh, this is what finally did it to for you?
      [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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        [–]supcaci [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Reddit founders, you reap what you sow.
        [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Is that fanart for a game? What's it from?
        [–]HighwireAct [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Praise BRD
        [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (10 children)
        Fuck you. This is fucking stupid.
        [–]cattuscat [score hidden]  (9 children)
        Mmm yea boy get angry over losing a stupid sub
        [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (3 children)
        Can't wait for your sub to be banned
        [–]cattuscat [score hidden]  (2 children)
        But that won't happen with our super duper sekrit sjw cabal we already run the site
        [–]EldritchSquiggle [score hidden]  (0 children)
        We can shitpost in this shit sub all day, doot doot.
        [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I hope this is operation eat shit.
        [–]Gamebag1 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I am confused.
        [–]Pinworm45 [score hidden]  (2 children)
        Not angry. It's hilarious how seriously you people take this website. It's good drama from all sources. Please, continue. Ramp it up even.
        It's practically building a mosque on their territory. Even if I don't consider myself aligned with you, it IS a victory for your side. It's hilarious. It'll prompt more fighting. More division. More drama for me to consume and enjoy :D
        [–]cattuscat [score hidden]  (1 child)
        I don't take reddit seriously at all I don't use /r/srs I just like poking fun at the anti-srs crowd.
        That being said, I will keep fighting, for you, pinworm45.
        [–]Pinworm45 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        go forth with the blessings of your creator
        [–]PaDDxy0 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        What's happening??
        [–]FluffySonya [score hidden]  (0 children)
        What just happened?
        [–]AbstractDiarrhea [score hidden]  (0 children)
        What's going on here?
        [–]Naenil [score hidden]  (1 child)
        I WANT MY MODSHIP BACK (I was an happy mod before for 1 day before coontwon)
        [–]rwaeh_ [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Our reign was cut short by an awful coup by that dictatorial maniac.
        [–]a_faget [score hidden]  (0 children)
        The Fempire grows stronger every day
        [–][deleted]  (6 children)
        [deleted]
          [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S,M] [score hidden]  (1 child)
          Removed. Please see rule 2:
          any mention of srs must be followed by "pbuf (peace be upon the fempire)"
          I will be more than happy to approve your comment once it follows the rules.
          [–]FalloutNukaCola [score hidden]  (1 child)
          Won't happen. SRS runs this site. All the higher ups of reddit are involved with the sub.
          [–]illuminatedcandle [score hidden]  (0 children)
          Now just waiting for the popcorn to arise has arisen from this. Drama is life™.
          also hi
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (87 children)
          As a former moderator here I demand you give it back to me and our community
          edit: we are using /r/AwfullyPunchableFaces until we get this sub back.
          [–]TotesMessenger [score hidden]  (0 children)
          I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
          If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (65 children)
          Why do you srsers take these subs? Why cant you let us exist in our own corner of the web? We werent doing anything to you.
          [–]misandrasaurus [score hidden]  (18 children)
          Why cant you let us exist in our own corner of the web? We werent doing anything to you.
          This argument would be more compelling if ya'll hadn't flooded the front page of /r/all yesterday.
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (17 children)
          Yeah we got brigaded by some sj boards trying to get us banned. That was unfortunate.
          [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (15 children)
          Everything is the fault of the SJWs. Fatpeoplehate spamming all? SJWs. Ellen Pao pictures hitting /r/all? SJWs. A 65 000 subscriber subreddit hitting /r/all with the same picture 20 times? SJWs. Take some personal responsibility, people were mad and they voted the same picture up a couple dozen times. That doesn't need outside intervention.
          [–]greenduch [score hidden]  (3 children)
          r u srs right now fritzly you sillybutt. im gonna assume you're just joshing around for the laughs.
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (2 children)
          greeny wat u doing. Get outta here
          [–]greenduch [score hidden]  (1 child)
          im sorry dear am i ruining your funzies?
          [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (9 children)
          Yes, I am aware of the concept. /r/Sweden has almost just as few subscribers and makes /r/all all the time. It's not difficult, and concentrated the concentrated rage that occurs when reddit's patron saint is attacked by black people is more than enough to get photos to /r/all without any help.
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (8 children)
          clearly you need to reread the wiki page
          [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (7 children)
          Hmm..
          2.1 Russo-Swedish War
          2.2 Second Sino-Japanese War
          2.3 World War II
          2.3.2 Winter War
          2.4 Cold War
          2.4.1 Operation Northwoods
          Oh yes, here it is.
          2.5 SJWs
          2.5.1 /r/fatpeoplehate brigading
          2.5.2 /r/punchablefaces votebrigading
          [–]misandrasaurus [score hidden]  (0 children)
          All hail the great and powerful SJW.
          [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (3 children)
          How exactly did they steal the sub?
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (2 children)
          Nobody of the existing mod team is there anymore. I was a mod here yesterday and not today. You tell me how this wasnt stolen.
          [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (1 child)
          I don't know how moding and admining the site works. I'm genuinely interested to find out what happened. You were a mod yesterday and now your not? Only admits can do this right?
          [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (0 children)
          The top mod demodded everyone, and offered an invite to Flytape, and Agentlame. Agent got it first, he modded some people. Then the top mod left, leaving it to agentlame.
          The top mod can do whatever he wants with the sub, so it wasn't "stolen," because the people complaining it was stolen never owned it. The top mod had ownership ownership at most, he was allowed to do what he wanted with it, and he did.
          [–]SwedishCommie [score hidden]  (37 children)
          I heard that Hubski is thriving nowadays.
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (36 children)
          and wait for you to follow us over there as well? We tried going to voat but you fuckers folloed us there created /v/shitvoaterssay.
          [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (33 children)
          lol we're also following you irl there are like 3 sjws waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep tonight
          [–]johnwayne999 [score hidden]  (6 children)
          How could you fit even one SJW under a bed?
          [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (5 children)
          we have magic powers beyond your wildest imagination
          [–]johnwayne999 [score hidden]  (4 children)
          Being mentally handicapped doesn't mean you have magic powers.
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (25 children)
          good thing I sleep with my gun loaded
          just fucking try it
          [–]TortugaNeve2 [score hidden]  (4 children)
          Water pistols don't count fritz :^)
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (3 children)
          they killed the biggest sjw of them all, the wicked witch!
          [–]TortugaNeve2 [score hidden]  (2 children)
          when were you when wicked witch dies?
          i was sat at home loadng water pistel when fritzly ring
          ‘witch is kill’
          ‘no’
          [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (16 children)
          oh wow tough guy, sleeps with a gun, much scared. sjws are actually bulletproof and can never die.
          [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
          uh oh we're also inside your gun and we have taken over your bullets
          [–]SwedishCommie [score hidden]  (1 child)
          You are funny but unfortunatly i am not active in any srs subreddit.
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (0 children)
          something something alt accounts
          [–]ultronisright [score hidden]  (3 children)
          DAE SRS??
          You're boogeyman is getting old
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (2 children)
          well when they keep stealing subreddits...
          [–]SwedishCommie [score hidden]  (1 child)
          Former moderator actually invited both flytape and AL. Would you have prefered a holocaust denier?
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (0 children)
          /u/flytape and I are actually best buds
          [–]PM_ME_FIREARMS [score hidden]  (2 children)
          You aren't being funny. You aren't being cool. You aren't being cute. You aren't being any sort of positive influence over anything. You come in and just destroy. You don't create, you just destroy. You are a drain on society, and there are no redeeming traits about you whatsoever.
          [–]theone899 [score hidden]  (3 children)
          How did you get demodded?
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (2 children)
          I dont know. I woke up to this
          [–]theone899 [score hidden]  (1 child)
          We should be able to organize a campaign to message the Reddit admins. We won't allow SRS cancer to spread.
          [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (7 children)
          How do you have a sub like this? Do they pretend to be a mod and then kick everyone out? Are they admits?
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (6 children)
          SRS are admins
          [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (3 children)
          Are they really?
          [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (1 child)
          One person who used to be an admin was SRS, but they are no longer an admin and this was like 2 years ago.
          fritzly doesn't understand that the top mod of this sub gave away the sub for shits and giggles, and it's somehow SRS' fault the top mod offered it to SRS.
          [–]Biteitliketysen [score hidden]  (0 children)
          Lol the top mod gave this sun to somone on srs praise be.
          It's kinda looking like they are doing this to make it look like srs did somthing wrong.
          [–]robotevil [score hidden]  (1 child)
          pbuf
          (am I only the only one who read the rules in the sidebar)?
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (0 children)
          the rules are younger than my comments
          [–]johnwayne999 [score hidden]  (3 children)
          What the hell happened?
          [–]fritzly [score hidden]  (2 children)
          clearly a SRS takeover. I woke up to all of this no clue what happened.
          [–]johnwayne999 [score hidden]  (1 child)
          God this site is getting worse and worse.
          [–]Misantupe [score hidden]  (7 children)
          What a drama!
          [–][deleted]  (6 children)
          [deleted]
            [–]ArchangelleJazeera [score hidden]  (4 children)
            /r/ShitRedditSays says hello and welcome to this new and exciting addition to the fempiral empire. Praise BRD! Together we will create the glorious male-free utopia of our dreams.
            [–]komnene [score hidden]  (2 children)
            I assume that this thread will bring the necessary white tears that will be needed to fuel the glorious male-free utopia?
            [–]EldritchSquiggle [score hidden]  (0 children)
            BRD is love, BRD is life.
            [–]PM_ME_FIREARMS [score hidden]  (7 children)
            What the fuck is wrong with you people?
            [–]ShrimpFood [score hidden]  (0 children)
            They hate the first amendment and freedom
            [–]fightmythrowaway [score hidden]  (4 children)
            From what I've heard, they're just circlejerking trolls masking as extreme SJWs and a small minority actually believe what they type.
            [–]PM_ME_FIREARMS [score hidden]  (2 children)
            Well, they just killed an active subreddit with 60k subscribers.
            [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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              [–]CallMeOatmeal [score hidden]  (0 children)
              you people?! what do you mean, "you people"!?!?
              [–]rainbow_butterfly [score hidden]  (1 child)
              This sub has gone to shit.
              [–]FalloutNukaCola [score hidden]  (0 children)
              *all of reddit
              FTFY
              [–]Chanman_614 [score hidden]  (0 children)
              All hail our glorious SJW overlords!
              [–]thatonestonerguy16 [score hidden]  (0 children)
              Just like the fall of the Roman empire, we might be witnessing the beginning of the fall of Reddit.
              [–]EldritchSquiggle [score hidden]  (0 children)
              I want to know if this new colony will be officially annexed into the fempire?
              [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S] comment score below threshold[score hidden]  (7 children)
              hello :v)
              [–]basharthelion_ [score hidden]  (4 children)
              such a great day, isn't it? :-)
              [–]ArchangelleGabrielle[S] comment score below threshold[score hidden]  (3 children)
              yes, it's a wonderful day (-:
              [–]bobcat [score hidden]  (1 child)
              I can't believe you took the bait!
              Destroying a community for political purposes was never so obvious!
              [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (0 children)
              like gabbergrubs and the gaming community lol
              [–]komnene [score hidden]  (3 children)
              how's the weather up there in the north?
              ps: free *****
              [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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                [–]purpleolive [score hidden]  (0 children)
                ....And nothing of value was lost.
                [–]Enoio [score hidden]  (2 children)
                Great job everyone. One more step on the way to taking over the whole of Reddit :D
                [–]Mapleyy [score hidden]  (1 child)
                pls bring back /r/reddit.com based mods
                i believe in you
                [–]Werner__Herzog[M] [score hidden]  (0 children)
                We could, but we don't want to.
                [–]FookMiFookYuu [score hidden]  (0 children)
                The fuck is going on today?
                [–]ZlNOGRE [score hidden]  (0 children)
                Rise from the ashes!
                [–]nein_danke [score hidden]  (0 children)
                This gives me life.
                [–]WEEABOO_TRASH [score hidden]  (0 children)
                My eyes have been opened and I have been converted to SRS pbuf hallelujah
                [–]Obeeeee [score hidden]  (0 children)
                What the fuck is going on here?
                [–]reconcilable [score hidden]  (0 children)
                Down with the Patriarchy!
                [–]Kdj87 [score hidden]  (1 child)
                Thank you. This sub was getting out of hand. Just like the whole Ellen Pao fiasco.
                [–]AddictedToSpuds [score hidden]  (0 children)
                Wet blanket parade, coming through!
                [–]ghoti_styx [score hidden]  (0 children)
                I for one welcome our new totally retarded overlords. Can't wait for this to happen reddit wide.
                [–]superslab [score hidden]  (0 children)
                Didn't see that one coming.
                [–]FalloutNukaCola [score hidden]  (7 children)
                So, SRS doesn't brigade huh? Fuck you SJW faggots.
                [–]Werner__Herzog [score hidden]  (6 children)
                It's not brigading if it's your own subreddit.
                [–]FalloutNukaCola [score hidden]  (5 children)
                What do you mean? SRS didn't like that the top post in a row were of that racist bitch. So because they don't like it when others like stuff they don't like, they decided to shut it down. And to top it off, they have immunity. /u/spez loves them and supports them.
                [–]celocanth13 [score hidden]  (0 children)
                About all you deserved
                [–]ska_robot [score hidden]  (0 children)
                I'm having a seizure!
                [–]Dr_Celestia [score hidden]  (0 children)
                Spiders are cute.
                [–]Ninjasantaclause [score hidden]  (0 children)
                gib access so I can post fictional spiders
                [–]mkrik3 [score hidden]  (0 children)
                lol reddit is such garbage
                [–]fightmythrowaway [score hidden]  (1 child)
                Nice job. Now you have another crater to reek in.
                [–][deleted]  (18 children)
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                  [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (0 children)
                  broski just edited his comment to get rid of the "anti-white western civilization hating SJWs" part lol
                  [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (16 children)
                  you're right, we totally hate white people and want western civilization to burn to the ground and we totally just took over a Valuable Subreddit
                  woe
                  [–][deleted]  (15 children)
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                    [–]my_online_alias [score hidden]  (13 children)
                    no idea who the fuck ben garrison is lol
                    video games are cool
                    gamergate is a fucking harrassment campaign and everyone who supports it should be ashamed of themselves
                    [–]Lechefrio [score hidden]  (12 children)
                    But I support it and I'm not ashamed.
                    [–]aiesa [score hidden]  (0 children)
                    video games are for nerds
                    [–]your_local_librarian [score hidden]  (0 children)
                    What's happeni...this feels good. Yes, right there.
                    [–]HSMeans [score hidden]  (0 children)
                    Hi. How are you?
                    [–]Drooge [score hidden]  (0 children)
                    this was my only release. And you took that away from me. Thanks, assholes
                    [–][deleted]  (6 children)
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                      [–]AttackTheMoon [score hidden]  (0 children)
                      Gabby mod me pls
                      [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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