nottheonion 内の --David-- によるリンク 'He's not eating Oreos any more': Donald Trump weighs in for Chris Christie

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nottheonion 内の 1-800-CUM-SHOT によるリンク Trump hits Nabisco, turns to Christie: 'You're not eating Oreos anymore, are you?'

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nottheonion 内の StarHeadedCrab によるリンク Abraham Lincoln claimed he was an MI6 spy who uncovered a terrorist plot to bomb Bristol, court told

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nottheonion 内の _TheChainsOfMarkov_ によるリンク China: No, we are not sending cans of human flesh to Africa

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nottheonion 内の free_beer によるリンク Ottawa woman 'humiliated' after gym says her breasts are too large for tanktop

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nottheonion 内の [deleted] によるリンク Google patent would glue pedestrians to self-driving cars

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nottheonion 内の tsundoku_325 によるリンク China: No, we are not sending cans of human flesh to Africa

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pics 内の etiennesurrette によるリンク Mt. Rainier casting a shadow at sunset

[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's also part of reddiquette to crosspost when appropriate:

Post to the most appropriate community possible. Also, consider cross posting if the contents fits more communities.

OP also called out his crosspost with a /u/ ping, which makes him the best kind of redditor-bro.

FeMRADebates 内の JulianneLesse によるリンク In modern USA, what rights do men have that women do not have? What rights do women have that men do not have?

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Wait, you're saying that if you find out you sired a child three years ago, you want the right to go reclaim that child from its adoptive parents?

FeMRADebates 内の JulianneLesse によるリンク In modern USA, what rights do men have that women do not have? What rights do women have that men do not have?

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wait, what? a mother can't unilaterally give a child up for adoption when the child has two legally recognized parents.

FeMRADebates 内の JulianneLesse によるリンク In modern USA, what rights do men have that women do not have? What rights do women have that men do not have?

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Yeah, it really does mean that we can't determine paternal lineage as easily as we can maternal lineage. That's just the reality we live in.

FeMRADebates 内の TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK によるリンク Dear Lena Dunham: What if Kesha is lying?

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I don't really have super-strong feelings on it except to say that I believe both a. that Kesha was probably somehow sexually abused or assaulted and b. that Sony can't simply let people out of their contracts when abuse allegations surface.

FeMRADebates 内の JulianneLesse によるリンク In modern USA, what rights do men have that women do not have? What rights do women have that men do not have?

[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So I pointed out that in many states, they are explicitly gendered, and in many more, they were still gendered from a standpoint of disparate impact.

disparate impact is a legal term that doesn't apply here. Assuming you didn't mean it in the legal sense, no, if any father is in the picture, a mother has no further rights than he except in three states and Puerto Rico, which hardly qualifies as "many" states.

I believe you're being extremely disingenuous.