An interesting thing happened today.
A user had a problem with our new rules. Despite the fact that
/r/punchablefaces
is actually good now, he didn't like them and called us "pussies" for implementing them. All we're trying to do is make reddit great again, so that kinda hurt our feelings.
He called my bluff though. See, I was trying to make the point that, in the Bad Old Days, the people posting here probably wouldn't much like being posted here. So I told him that I'd change the rules if he sent a selfie under very specific conditions.
I grooved a fastball, and goddamn, this fine young man hit it out of the park.
We appreciate your anticipated cooperation.