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  1. Don't be a dick. No one likes dicks.
  2. You can only post images/videos of /u/notapizzaguy
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submitted by TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK - stickied post
An interesting thing happened today.
A user had a problem with our new rules. Despite the fact that /r/punchablefaces is actually good now, he didn't like them and called us "pussies" for implementing them. All we're trying to do is make reddit great again, so that kinda hurt our feelings.
He called my bluff though. See, I was trying to make the point that, in the Bad Old Days, the people posting here probably wouldn't much like being posted here. So I told him that I'd change the rules if he sent a selfie under very specific conditions.
I grooved a fastball, and goddamn, this fine young man hit it out of the park.
Until further notice, this is the only picture that can be posted to /r/punchablefaces.
We appreciate your anticipated cooperation.
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[–]cojoco 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
Don't pull any punches, TITs.
He called us "fucking pussies".
[–]SamSqunchBNC 11 points12 points13 points  (7 children)
At what point does it stop being a joke and start being about people being assholes?
[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK[S] 12 points13 points14 points  (6 children)
I ask myself that same question every day.
[–]SamSqunchBNC 5 points6 points7 points  (5 children)
I mean, does this guy know you're plastering this picture on here? It's kinda weird to me tbh
[–]TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK[S] 19 points20 points21 points  (4 children)
I'll just copy-paste the relevant portion of the modmail:
OK, tell you what, we're willing to change the rules.
What you have to do is this: take a picture of yourself. You can smile or not smile or whatever, but you have to hold up a note that says your username, the current date (in Euro notation, so that would be 17/12/15, or 18/12/15 if you get this tomorrow), and the handwritten phrase "I am notapizzaguy and I love the taste of butt sweat".
We will make a stickied modpost sharing that photo and change the rules so that, instead of professional fighters, the only image that can be submitted to /r/punchablefaces is that one.
Sound fair?
Edit: I should note that his picture says smell and I requested taste, but I feel like it upholds the spirit of the request.
[–]Cerus- 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
At last, some ethics in face punching.
[–]SamSqunchBNC 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
Weird he would agree to that, but I guess he did know what was coming.
[–]ShillMaster9000pbuf (peace be upon the fempire) 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
It's all about consent when it comes to face punching.
[–]BeldarofRemulak [score hidden]  (0 children)
You gave him full credit for missing part of the problem because the end result was still what was asked for. All hail the one true mod.
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