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What's a Wehraboo?

For the sub's purposes a Wehraboo is defined as someone with an exaggerated or sanitized view of Nazi Germany's accomplishments or conduct before and during WW2. This could be:

An overly generous take on Nazi Germany's military, such as "10 Shermans to 1 Panther," "astonishing Nazi scientists advanced human civilization by a century," vaguely homoerotic obsession with dashing German soldiers in their Hugo Boss™ uniforms, and downplaying of major faults with the German military's tactics, strategy, and technology or offering excuses for its failures ("if only Hitler listened to his generals").

Whitewashing or downplaying the crimes against humanity perpetrated by the Wehrmacht and SS in the field, as well as tu quoque arguments to establish false moral equivalency between allied war crimes and the holocaust ("Babi Yar was bad, but the allies bombed Dresden, so everyone's guilty!")

Exaggerating the accomplishments of the Nazis and Hitler as government administrators, i.e. Hitler miraculously fixed the economy, the Nazis discouraged smoking, the Nazis believed in animal rights, Nazis eliminated crime, etc.

Wehraboo testimonials

"Holy shit, that sub is hilarious. All the self-righteousness and hatred of SRS, but focused on an even more obscure and less real thing to bitch about."

"That sub is fucking disgusting. They are mocking the deaths of innocent Germans."

"Jesus, so acknowledging that Nazi Germany had some advanced technology and was a super power now qualifies for that sub? It's a known fact that a lot of German technology was far superior than the rest of the world"

"Humanization of combatants? Brace yourself for /r/ShitWehraboosSay you evil nazi!"

Repulsive_AnteaterSupreme Allied Commander が作成コミュニティができてから 1年

This totally happened! (self.ShitWehraboosSay)

-RedStar- が 2時間前 * 投稿

I was only 21 years old

I loved the KV-2 so much, I had all the miniatures, models, and archive footage

I pray to KV-2 every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given

"KV-2 is love" I say; “KV-2 is life”

Mein Fuhrer hears me and calls me a Tankie

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for KV-2

I called him a Wehraboo

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it’s really cold

Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

It’s KV-2

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear “The Motherland Calls”

He nudges me with his powerful 152mm M-10T howitzer barrel and wants me down into his turret

I’m ready for some Deep Battle operations

I load a 40kg OF-530 shell for KV-2

He erases enemy resistance

It hurts so good but I do it for KV-2

I can hear my enemies crying in fear as my own eyes start to water

I load another OF-530

I want to please KV-2

His cannon makes an earth-shattering boom as he fills my enemies with shrapnel

Mein Fuhrer walks in

KV-2 looks him straight in the eyes and says “I'm off to Dresden.”

KV-2 leaves through my window

KV-2 is love. KV-2 is life.

Just a little rough draft of a shitpost I'm cooking up (and callously stole and edited to the King Of Derp) to the general revulsion of the casual reader. Thoughts? Critiques?

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