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[–]spoofexKing Cantona[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (15子コメント)

Following the tragic news of his passing this past week, we would like to dedicate our final league game match thread of the season to /u/VillageChef. Our condolences to his family at this time.

[–]LDN2016 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't have an issue with the concept of rebranding but I don't particularly like the new Instagram logo. I like the new PL badge but still prefer the current logo with the lion with the crown playing football. It's adorable and iconic imagery.

Just take out the line saying Barclays and nobody would notice.

[–]have_free_phone_con 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who is this prick? Does he know what stadium he is playing at?

[–]DJMattyMDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

65% possession, 2 shots, 1 on target... Boring half to be honest, but at least we've got the lead at half time!

[–]Boboblaw7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd consider taking Martial and Rashford off now we have scored, with the final in mind that is.

[–]TyperSniper 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

"NEXT

CENTROONION"

Sky Sports...I...feel sick

[–]Nimr0D14Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That doesn't even work.

[–]daviddetataSchweinsteiger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Elphick you cunt he's just a kid

[–]sooshiViva! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He should be OK

[–]UnitedFaxMachine 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford has such awareness for a teenager. His one-touch play and dummies are exquisite.

[–]ClwNzaMartial 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

DON'T HURT RASHFORD. WE WILL FIND YOU, WE WILL SHOUT PROFANITY AT YOU.

[–]goodguy1994it's Rooneyyy, it's inevitable. some things are meant to be -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rooney playing like Gerrard with those Hollywood passes and then scoring a lampard-esque goal lol

[–]rdzzlPowell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lampard-esque? It was not a penalty, nor was it a shot outside of the 16m box that deflected twice ;p

[–]Des_EagleJanuzaj 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we all acknowledge the level of maturity it takes for an 18 year old who has been banging in goals left and right to dummy a pass from 6 yards out?

[–]artofthenumber7 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

fucking cunt. Why can't United just smash these pricks

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because we're shit

[–]WaffolaniDave Saves!!! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good goal. Now for LvG's signature tactic of shutting up shop OR giving away a cheap freekick and letting them equalize. Yay.

[–]danskzwag 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wayne Rooney CAPTAIN LEADER MIDFIELD MAESTRO

[–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take one down, pass it around, 18 more goals to score!

[–]JustinC00 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

cheap shot cunt

[–]Pizzaboy2 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck that cunt

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford down.

[–]Blakred 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Someone who's more keen on Jose than me, please answer: If we keep the same team, replace LvG for Mou and maybe add 1 major and 1 average+ player, what kind of finish do you expect in terms of EPL, FA and UEL?

[–]WVS_SoShiWhat could have been 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IMO, Top 4, Semi Final and Quarter Final respectively.

[–]itsandercontrolDarmian 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not like this pls.

[–]yayayayakolokolo 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing Martial smile in a United shirt always makes me happy

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still waiting for a Blind pass and RVP header

[–]holden147Schweinsteiger 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sad as this season was, we were one point away from the CL. So many missed opportunities when I look back on the season, it just makes me mad.

[–]TyperSniper 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

"1-0, and you still look shit"

Lol, not untrue.

[–]AngryUncleTonyShaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Late arriving Rooney is the best Rooney.

[–]drrew76 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford letting it go was brilliant....I assume Rooney yelled something at him that sounded vaguely like English.

[–]Prof_DumbbelldoreRuud 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tell you what Rooney, that was a bloody good Lampard impression.

[–]youfocusmelotus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata massively underappreciated today

[–]MachrMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a beautiful goal. Get run by Martial, very unselfish by Rashfood and good finishing by Rooney. 250 goals!

[–]Oblivion2510It Like the Suit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

God a nice passing move I've really missed that

[–]colucci 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

18 more to go

[–]itsandercontrolDarmian 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was sexy af.

[–]Tipsy247 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The problem is holding on to the lead.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At Old Trafford with a lead at half we have never had a problem, and I sincerely hope today is no different.

[–]devilgroveMartial 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial creates all of our goals nowadays...what would we do without him!

[–]BigShowFardy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's Rooney you know hard to believe it's not Scholes!! About time a goal from a cm

[–]shrek_rooneyIt's not ogre yet 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was lightning quick.

[–]Nudemales1 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good play from Martial and Rashford

[–]HvammurRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was amazing after the shit they've been serving today.

[–]ClwNzaMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Making it look easy haha. That was great passage of play

[–]catfayceCole 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful

[–]Old_man_TraffordRashford 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

18 more to go lads!!!

[–]DJMattyMDe Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was actually really nice play for that goal

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We scored in the first half as well!

[–]themanfromwales 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A great team goal

[–]VnlaThndr775De Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Three seconds of brilliance!

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally a goal. But my stream is about a minute behind.

[–]zooooobMartial 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

now tell me this.....

i know we can't do that every moment of every game.... but....

WHY DON'T WE AT LEAST TRY

[–]StannisJrScholesy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably the best build-up we've seen all season.

[–]CatFoodBeerAndGluePaul Scholes, he scores goals 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Neat.

[–]xRoni7x 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why the fuck could we not play like that when it actually mattered? Amazing goal.

[–]CroneKillsMartial 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

A FIRST HALF GOAL!

Banter aside, that was a lovely goal.

[–]d0mth0ma5 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great one-two, nice leave, passed into the goal. Love that.

[–]first_aid 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

1st goal in 3 months

[–]imsowitty21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wasn't he injured? And he didn't go back to the forward position when he came back.

[–]muwenk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

now that was a beauty down the left hand side!

[–]BertrandRusDave 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 down, 18 to go!!

[–]chutzpahisawordValencia -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Intelligence of Rashford to do that dummy ?? 😱😱

[–]JhixDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank fuck for Tony M

[–]Sondrepow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is a B-E-A-UTIFUL goal!

[–]YourTypicalSaudiAnder Hererra 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a goal!! wtf our offense scoring a complex goal? blasphemy! 1-0!!

[–]HankMoodyyMemphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

where the fuck did that come from?!?!??!

[–]rdzzlPowell 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where the fuck did this Manchelona come from? That was fucking stunning.

[–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

WAZZZZZZAAAA

[–]ElocOfTheNorth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, how bout that then

[–]drizzt001Keano 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally! Very nice goal too, great from all involved.

[–]mythvin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial the creator....Rooney the scorer...CM making late runs to the box is always a good source for goals..somehow we stopped doing it for last few years

[–]LightningRisingBlind 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

ROOONEYYYYY SO CLOSE TO THE UNITED RECORD

[–]hyperion86Darmian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's how you fucking score!

[–]Benphyre 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

18 more to go lads!!

[–]pringles_bbqRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn it that was the best team goal of the season

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lovely finish and build up.

[–]jagajaazzist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck?

[–]YoshiinatorMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That goal was beautiful!

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was actually really beautiful.

[–]DJMattyMDe Gea -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

43 minutes and we finally score with our 2nd shot, and 1st shot on target

[–]osorojotx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen restaurant menus that were harder to read than LVG's tactics

[–]LarsChristianWalking in Memphis 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great team goal. Rooney makes a run from deep, shows how much we've lacked just that.

[–]klmns28 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What. Was. That.

[–]shihvvbSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats sexy

[–]legojs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

18 MORE GOALS LETS GO

[–]LDN2016 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ROONEY > HENRY

[–]goto_man 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

NICEESSH GOALLLL!!! YEEEE!!!

[–]chilledjaviGreat Wall of De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HIS 100TH GOAL AT OT

[–]d2a_sandman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally!

What a goal that too

[–]CryoSunMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney's 100th goal

[–]Wolpfack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A Dave Sexton team had more teeth than this one.

[–]FURyannnnScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was pretty fucking smooth

[–]Splash_map 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit half but that goal was sex

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Was that the best build up we've seen in weeks?

[–]GFezzle 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's the best build up we've seen all season.

[–]imsowitty21 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The one against Southampton was better

[–]marcodjHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was magical

[–]Mr_WilsonnHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty nice goal that !

[–]Oblivion2510It Like the Suit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WAZZA IM SO PROUD BUD.

[–]LDN2016 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY FUCK THAT PASSAGE OF PLAY

[–]angryjukeboxRojo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just like that. I love Anthony

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a goal?

[–]Heavens_Vibe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a goal! Beautiful link up!

[–]TyperSniper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial assist!

[–]yiyiyiyiHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a great goal

[–]RAKtheUndead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK, now we just need another 18!

[–]ThommyG 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

18 more boys!

[–]goodguy1994it's Rooneyyy, it's inevitable. some things are meant to be 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck in

[–]zooooobMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY SHIT SOMETHING HAPPENED AND IT WAS GOOD

[–]duckiee92Carrick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martialllllllll what a run

[–]jesonnier 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wazza hits the century mark.

[–]danskzwag 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

All Rooney wants to do is switch play

[–]imsowitty21 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because nobody is making runs. Did he run over your dog or something?

[–]Co5m1cRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney!

[–]HvammurRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Out of nowhere hahahahaha

[–]bardsley123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

CAPTAIN ROONEY!

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Hull vs Derby game sounds a cracker so far.

[–]legojs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow those passes. Beatiful

[–]BertrandRusDave 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

alright that was sweet

[–]daprodigyx19Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where was that all season ??

[–]GFezzle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where the fuck did that come from...

[–]KittensAreEvil 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, that was actually incredible!

[–]DatGuyRichMartial 17/12. omg 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT A GOAL!!

[–]nickc98De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a beauty :O

[–]summerincassiopeiaBlind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Woah, sweet goal.

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goalasosososososoooo!

[–]BadApplePineappleDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"We also have to entertain the fans."

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It must be awful being a commentator when you have to watch these matches and try to sound interested.

[–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Alright guys, pop quiz!

What is the tallest mountain in Europe and where is it located?

[–]vashaunpMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mount Blanc in Switzerland?

[–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope! Hint: it's further east

[–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

right lads, not to bring the mood down but if we don't score in the next 5 minutes, I can't see us getting 19 in the next half.

Could only be looking at a 15-0 at this rate.

EDIT: NEVER MIND LADS WE'RE GONNA WIN IT ALL

[–]ClwNzaMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

1-0! Yay

[–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HERE WE GO LADS!

[–]osorojotx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LVG's sidekick about to put the seat in recline, kick his feet up and get some Zs

[–]antantoonAlpaca Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I much prefer how Giggs has gone about to become a manager than what Neville has done. Giggs wants to learn as much as he can before he becomes a manager, much like Zidane. I hope if he does become manager he has a good a start as Zidane has.

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bravo 2-2, move 100m front.

[–]Surfacing710Keane 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

The perfect summary of the first half would be to have no comments in the half time discussion thread.

[–]arron77 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

or just loads of generic statements "that was a game of football", "the half lasted 45 minutes"

[–]nimaR3dit 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

my head hurts watching this but I still torture myself every week... This is why we don't deserve champions league football :(

[–]robby241 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I figured hey its the last game of the season, its at home, its against bournemouth, why the hell not go after it and give the fans something to celebrate in the last game of the season.

then i realized Van Gaal is manager. i hope theres a press release immeadiately after the game sacking him.

[–]Wolpfack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we're lucky enough to see a release like that it won't be until after the FA Cup game.

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eight in the box and we're still trying to go down the wings for a cross.

[–]LDN2016 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope Hull hangs on.

Brucey always guarantees us 6 points and is always good for scalping a few other top teams.

[–]im_alive 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This bores me... / Prince.

[–]middlenamemalcolm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you think they'll get a few boos at halftime?

[–]gofod -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

dont even know why I bother watching anymore

[–]buckfasterLittle Pea -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually want Bournemouth to score first here. Its the only way that these useless shower of tits and this cunt face of a manager might actually bother trying to do something different and win the bastarding game.

[–]Dan_Cos_7 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd rather pour acid in my eyes than watch this for another year. Please, Jose - save us.

[–]WszystkoZajeteWelcome to Old Trafford, Anthony Martial! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

highlight of the first half: poor first touch

[–]_________________-- 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

Might go to bed, then get up early and fill in a job application.

[–]_________________-- 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Maybe have a Twix.

[–]Ahcow 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Left or right?

[–]_________________-- 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Both at the same time.

[–]Ahcow 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

But then how can you tell the difference?

[–]_________________-- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I weave them into a double helix, then rotate them into my mouth alternately tasting each side. Saves time.

[–]_________________-- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need to sort the bins out though.

[–]reginaldukThere should be no conceit in victory and no despair in defeat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Derby v hull playoff is a good match if anyone is interested.

[–]DJMattyMDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anyone else notice Blind constantly shoots off the defensive line

[–]W0rsleyRafael 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would have thought the whole point of Mata and Rooney in midfield and Martial on the wing is because they make runs into the box

[–]HvammurRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No fuxking quality Louie

[–]vashaunpMartial 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

Can anyone still defend van gaal keeping his job?

[–]noob_senpaiHad enough, next pls 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He plays youth... wait: this was the perfect opportunity for that and he didn't do it.

[–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

our back four but thats about it.

[–]daprodigyx19Mata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Waiting on black squire

[–]shrek_rooneyIt's not ogre yet 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is always someone.

[–]Blakred 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game shouldn't change anyone's opinion on him

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't think their was anyone left defending him.

[–]futbolsvenVan Nistelrooy 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

This game seems boring enough to listen to at work that I'm considering doing work instead.

[–]ClwNzaMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Commentators are engaging in interesting conversation about Giggs and his future

[–]z7nzDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do we forget which half is ours? Only 2 players are on the opponent's half and one of them is Smalling

[–]zooooobMartial 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

LVG has psychologically assaulted us all

we get excited whenever the ball is even in the box anymore... not for goals, or even shots... just the mere happenstance of the ball being close to the goal...