Donald Trump is an absolute joke. He claims that he knows how to get the "best people"-- yet he was unprepared in many primaries and caucuses, losing out on a lot of delegates because he didn't have experienced campaign staff. He has appointed Ben Carson (the only person who knows less about this shit than him), to find him a running mate.

Donald Trump does not want to win this election. He is like a living, breathing version of The Producers. He does a different version of Springtime for Hitler almost every day, and so far, nothing has been able to stop his hordes of mouth-breathing HURR DURR MAGA retards from following him like the fucking pied piper. He is probably going to select Sarah Palin as his running mate (because she was such an asset last time she was in that role). Picking her will ensure than he will lose, and he will be able to wipe his forehead and say, "Phew, that was close", and go back to being a scumbag as a normal citizen. He won't have to get up early to get intelligence briefings and do easter egg hunts with looosah underprivileged children on the White House lawn. He will be able to tweet to his heart's content while eating a yuge well-done steak in his gaudy apartment situated in one of his phallic buildings.