ba9ccc No.9344781
Old thread was kill
>>9339180
DiMa's Nick Valentine's brother, the ending to the DLC is to flood Far Harbor or not, kill DiMa, or nuke the Children of Atom. Red Death is a special mirelurk that does nothing.
https://volafile.io/get/vK5kPZcIw66L/far%20harbour%20dlc-13492-.rar
ba9ccc No.9344789
5cdec9 No.9344797
I'm a huge faggot who wrote all this up before realizing old thread was full. Kill me.
>>9344713
Y'know, I'm no expert in English, but I imagine that a good rule of thumb for a story would be that it's not dependent on a single plot point. Even schlock like Harry Potter had more going on and more leading up to the climax than just SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE. If the entirety of FO4 and its DLCs is KILL SOMEONE OR NUKE SOMEPLACE, and spoiling that and that alone renders the entire game null and void, I can't imagine, objectively, that it's good writing.
I can think of plenty of games where I was spoiled to the ending, but still enthralled by the story because of all of the shit leading up to the climax. There are even games where I've been a faggot, watched someone play it, and then played it myself and still had an enjoyable experience because I got to play through it myself.
The best part isn't spoiling the story, the best part is, deep down, on some level, they're forced to acknowledge that Fallout 4 is just a shitty game with shitty writing, and the backlash is them trying to reconcile this to themselves.
sage because I'm preaching to the choir
879108 No.9344799
I've posted spoilers everywhere on steam
best bites was the thread in the DOOM discussion
ba9ccc No.9344814
>>9344797
I understand ya. I watched the entirety of D4 because I never thought it'd come out for PC and I still enjoyed it immensely.
a787e7 No.9344844
>tfw banned in under a minute on pleebit
they do it for free
fc45d2 No.9344857
>>9344844
>twenty minutes
>twenty aeons
>twenty yottaseconds
When will the laughter stop?
ba9ccc No.9344863
>>9344844
>mfw IP Shadowbanned for life on plebbit
>mfw taking care of a relative's pet while using their laptop to spread more emails
6346c5 No.9344869
>>9344863
Makoto sucks cock for fame.
a787e7 No.9344873
>>9344863
i just reset my ip or vpn and use 10minutemail to make a new account
fuck em
a787e7 No.9344878
>>9344857
as soon as i can think of a longer time span ;)
58f7a8 No.9344883
>>9344863
>live in australia, IP changes automatically every 30 minutes
ba9ccc No.9344884
>>9344873
I got shadowbanned during the first Salt Party and never undid it. I wear that shit like a badge of honor.
78a54e No.9344886
While it's funny seeing them butthurt.
The guy in the pic(is that you OP?) seems like a try-hard underage cuckchanner.
6346c5 No.9344890
>>9344883
is that because of all the dingos eating your routers?
ba9ccc No.9344895
>>9344886
Yeah, I just wanted to see how far he'd go.
40bd1f No.9344898
Man, I am such a mane motherfecker!
0b89a2 No.9344906
>>9344844
> tfw first time on Funnyjunk just for this
> create account: bostonsaltparty
> banned for 3 days in five minutes
> picture flagged as spam and removed
fc45d2 No.9344910
>>9344886
That's the point. No sense in drawing attention to 8chan. Let cuckchan take the blame.
58f7a8 No.9344915
>>9344890
we have 3rd world levels of internet where there aren't enough IP addresses to go around
6cbaca No.9344925
>>9344844
>banned in 5 minutes in pokemon showdown
>managed to spoil at least 5 goyim
238122 No.9344958
>>9344869
That sounds pretty hot.
>>9344844
Those dubs are ultra sexy, Tyrone.
>>9344886
Isn't that the entire point of trolling, though? Make yourself sound retarded while pissing the other person off? Besides, let cuckchan take the heat.
2a1204 No.9344978
>>9344915
>3rd world levels of internet
It's funny, i usually have less ping when playing multiplayer games on australian servers than people who are actually from australia.
40bd1f No.9345039
pls spread! imgur com/HxbJcXG
58f7a8 No.9345040
>>9344978
120ms connecting to local server in the same city :(
0b89a2 No.9345133
Streams are what's up right now.
nuDoom currently has 28,000 people watching on Twitch.
becca6 No.9345157
>>9344844
what did you expect ?
it may take normalfags longer to dislodge bethesda's dick from their throat and catch on to the fact they have been duped into paying premium dollar just to play Fallout 3+1 again , but they are catching up faster to your repetitive attempts
you need to evolve your tactics further if you want to make this work
ba9ccc No.9345181
>>9345133
If you can pay money for the stream to voice your message, do it.
a787e7 No.9345206
https://www.twitch.tv/sing_sing
7.5 people in this stream, can comment with no sub
f8bb8a No.9345223
>nuke this
>or don't
is that as good as their writing can get now?
4f0594 No.9345256
Was there actually decent salt, or is this just some circlejerk.
58f7a8 No.9345266
>>9345133
tried a few last night with mixed responses
ba9ccc No.9345300
>>9345266
Well, at least he was cool about it.
a6345c No.9345301
>banned from the entirety of reddit for spoiling fallout 4
>banned from subs like pcmasterrace, people are supposedly master race there
>multiple personal messages and replies of butthurt including internet threats i reported
>multiple guys saying y-you have no life while all i did was leave a bot running on multiple accounts and IPs sending pms
>>9345266
>>9345282
>>9345290
doing god's work
879108 No.9345306
I've posted spoilers everywhere on steam
best bites was the thread in the DOOM discussion
BAN NUMBER 3
38068c No.9345432
Posted in the last bread, but I would suggest, for maximum salt, targeting horsefucker sites like Equestria Daily, FIMFiction, derpibooru, /mlp/ on cuckchan, etc, because I know a disproportionate amount of bronies love this shitty fanfic Fallout Equestria that spawned an unholy amount of spinoffs because >muh lore. Hell, /mlp/ even has an ongoing general about it.
a6345c No.9345462
>>9345306
nobody ate my bait on steam. i've posted shit to steam's artwork hub and made some threads but nobody answered. I got tumblr buttmad though, but no feminists
737dac No.9345479
>>9345306
Is the tf2 community a good place to post spoilers?
38068c No.9345497
>>9345479
I don't see why not?
896053 No.9345579
top kek, look at the first sticky in the fallout 4 steam discussions
a6345c No.9345586
>>9345579
8E8ightC-han
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238122 No.9345594
>>9345579
>8E8C-han
People think we're from 88chan?
Guess it's better than actually being from 99, I guess.
ba9ccc No.9345612
>>9345579
Is it possible for mods to change the OP image to that?
2a1204 No.9345623
>>9345579
>8E8ightC-han
THE FUTURE IS NOW
2439a9 No.9345624
>>9345579
Whom who musn't be named
896053 No.9345638
They have to spell it like "8E8ightC-han" because 8chan is wordfiltered on steam just like 4chan
236519 No.9345643
>>9345638
for what purpose
a5aa51 No.9345657
>>9344910
>yfw halfchan is the new ebaums
263e5d No.9345676
File: 1463362805887.png (676.81 KB, 673x1048, 673:1048, 0ee9c6e04f8cfef204847a09ea….png)
0dbbdb No.9345680
>>9345579
Please admin change the board name to 8E8ightC-han for a while
238122 No.9345684
>>9345638
Why can't they just say 8C-han or something similar?
>>9345622
Nice dubs, it's the thought that counts.
2439a9 No.9345690
78ab2d No.9345691
Greetings from Tumblr
I come bearing a salty snowflake.
ba9ccc No.9345692
297448 No.9345701
5568c3 No.9345707
>>9345691
>people post this shit
>people don't realize this is the exact reason people post spoilers
7a35f6 No.9345708
38068c No.9345728
193eae No.9345729
4e9ebc No.9345734
>>9345680
8E8ight-ing this
e1decf No.9345738
>>9344781
>what do you believe you get out of this?
Literally a case of doing it for the lulz.
78ab2d No.9345742
>>9345707
I love it when they miss the point like that.
>>9345680
ninething or whatever by now
263e5d No.9345744
File: 1463363272157.png (700.47 KB, 1000x1213, 1000:1213, 40f8d9bdf5b87b5b3062a7dc90….png)
360e3c No.9345747
>tfw you will never hate a game so much that you go out of your way to take away other peoples fun
>tfw you don't have autism
f3854c No.9345751
>>9345680
Please Mark, do this.
9a9e3b No.9345769
How do you do fellow 8E8ightC-hanners?
0b89a2 No.9345773
e61601 No.9345782
f3854c No.9345784
>>9345769
I'm doing quite well other fellow 8E8ightC-hanner.
a64b7e No.9345785
So, did anyone tweet to Todd Howard or any Bethesda devs on twitter yet with the spoilers?
f3854c No.9345799
>>9345782
Thank you mark, you glorious jew.
9261e4 No.9345800
>>9345680
Thirteenthing this.
238122 No.9345809
>>9345782
Mark, I love you.
297448 No.9345815
193eae No.9345817
>>9345782
You son of a gun, i love you.
e1decf No.9345821
e61601 No.9345837
0dbbdb No.9345841
>>9345785
They haven't said anything.
Not that they would, just think of the Streissand effect
ba9ccc No.9345846
>>9345837
Are you going to sticky this thread or the thread with the pinned steam thread?
0b89a2 No.9345849
>>9345839
Ayy.
NO, NOT THE MEMES! ANYTHING BUT THE MEMES!
e61601 No.9345853
>>9345839
Reddit, can suck my dick.
238122 No.9345859
>>9345839
>WE WILL POST EVERYTHING BUT VIDEOGAMES
Reddit newfag confirmed.
C'mere, fuccboi. I'm gonna make you a man.
879108 No.9345863
>>9345462
I've been posting it in every thing I can, shit I posted in hunger games' disucssion
jsut go to the store and look through your library and start posting shit
6faf47 No.9345878
a6345c No.9345884
>>9345863
i'm wondering wether or not i drive 1 hour, break in the nearest gamestop and fill it with spoilers
d35e98 No.9345896
>>9345884
film yourself doing it too
f3854c No.9345901
db4e0a No.9345902
>Every single streamer with a donation blurb button has been spoiled on their stream.
ba9ccc No.9345903
bfce39 No.9345917
>>9345881
>>9345850
>>9345839
6/10 too obvious try employing some subtlety
a4d60e No.9345921
>>9345884
>>9345896
DON'T CALL ANYBODY!!!!!
a6345c No.9345925
>>9345896
>>9345901
but anon CIA that's how i get caught
238122 No.9345930
>>9345917
The first one was funny. Now it's just sad.
56bd71 No.9345940
0b89a2 No.9345960
4e9965 No.9345967
>>9345181
See about chargebacks
6127dd No.9345981
VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST:
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ARCHIVE THIS THREAD? http://8ch.net/v/res/9339180.html IT IS AT POST LIMIT AND PAGE 11, I TRIED ABOUT 8 TIMES AND IT KEEP ERRORING OUT FOR ME, THE LAST ARCHIVE WAS 9 HOURS AGO AND ALMOST THE ENTRE THREAD WAS MISSED, PLEASE, I WOULD REALLY APPRICATE IF SOMEONE COULD DO THIS.
879108 No.9345984
>>9345960
gotta have an account or they've locked the page till the DLC comes out
>>9345884
be like your image anon, break the chains and let loose fury
a4d60e No.9345987
>>9345966
It's like he was typing and had the hiccups, but he also wrote an onomatopoeia of the hiccup itself while he was trying to type 8chan.
f3854c No.9346015
>>9345925
don't worry, getting caught will be part of your plan
5a15dc No.9346031
>>9345747
>Not hating games
Where do you think we are?
a4d60e No.9346033
>>9345981
Did you forget to step on your right foot?
6faf47 No.9346036
0b89a2 No.9346039
>>9345981
Huh, it times out.
8424d7 No.9346042
>>9346020
Ahh I see, thanks.
0b89a2 No.9346056
>>9345984
Well, at least we all know what to do on release day on Twitter.
5a15dc No.9346059
78ab2d No.9346065
>>9346020
THE-PLACE-THAT-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED
>Saying 8chan is akin to saying shit or fuck.
a4d60e No.9346076
>>9346065
Now you know how SJWs feel when they hear a normal person speak.
5a15dc No.9346089
Have we had any new developments? I still have the dlc on my computer if anyone wants me to upload it somewhere
d6c0b4 No.9346098
>>9344781
>DiMa's Nick Valentine's brother, the ending to the DLC is to flood Far Harbor or not, kill DiMa, or nuke the Children of Atom. Red Death is a special mirelurk that does nothing
that's it? it's exactly the same as the main story
5a15dc No.9346103
>>9346098
What did you expect? The devs to do work?
a6345c No.9346115
It's on a shitty neighbourhood and it was robbed recently. hope there are no cops. Don't worry, cameras won't see me
6faf47 No.9346127
238122 No.9346129
>>9346071
>The longest reply is the one with the worst grammar
Without fucking fail.
>>9346098
I actually think the ending is something different, but basically the same thing as what we're posting.
fc45d2 No.9346136
>>9346115
Godspeed you absolute madman.
d6c0b4 No.9346139
>>9346103
>The devs to do work?
they could've at least tried to do some work but I guess you don't have to when "mods will fix it" is a thing
848a8d No.9346141
>>9346115
Anon, you better no disappoint, or your name will be caste from the canals of our archives.
However, if you succeed, you will be regarded as a hero, and a true memester.
a4d60e No.9346148
>>9346098
You know it doesn't just suck because of how terrible it is written, it's also the zero commitment that the animation team puts into the game that makes every line and every character sound like a robot. Maybe that's the fucking joke, that they're robots?
c6c944 No.9346151
>>9346098
>He thought that Bethesda would put effort into something
5a15dc No.9346164
fc45d2 No.9346215
>>9345691
Tumblr seems to be virgin territory.
We should defile it.
ba9ccc No.9346218
6edd7b No.9346220
It cant be stopped, its so fun.
Why are salt mining sims so fun to play /v/?
a932e7 No.9346246
>>9346215
That's pretty good.
238122 No.9346247
>>9346215
>that picture
It's like they're begging for it.
Also, can someone with better editting shit than I have change the word cum to salt in this picture?
0dbbdb No.9346253
0b9bcd No.9346257
>>9346071
What do these people think they're accomplishing with responses like that? Do they really think "Ha ha, I called that dumb troll a virgin! I'm sure he regrets messing with me now." to themselves?
6346c5 No.9346264
>>9346257
>Do they really think
no
238122 No.9346267
>>9346218
Apparently some guy named fucker. Formerly known as 'lick me in the ass'.
a4d60e No.9346271
>>9346220
Because we roast each other all the time over here and shrug it off like it's nothing, so it's really funny to see someone get mad over seemingly nothing.
a932e7 No.9346280
>>9346267
Names that just ooze wit.
ae5427 No.9346281
>>9346267
>guy w/ the cock and glock
Noice
dbc34c No.9346314
>>9344863
>not having 30 sockpuppets
>not cycling through them with Tor
4cdb8d No.9346322
Here, have some material to post on fagbook or twatter
I made a spic one because spics love the simpsons, so there's probably pages it can be used with.
848a8d No.9346325
>>9346322
thats not a fiendishly evil animated gif
238122 No.9346343
>>9346322 (dubs)
>multilingual
We're escalating, I see. I love it.
dbc34c No.9346351
>>9346115
>gets arrested
>put in the paper
>“His only comment was, “DiMa's Nick Valentine's brother, the ending to the DLC is to flood Far Harbor or not, kill DiMa, or nuke the Children of Atom. Red Death is a special mirelurk that does nothing.” Sources indicate they have no fucking clue what that means.
9a9e3b No.9346369
>>9346351
>News reporters unknowingly spoil the DLC for thousands upon thousands of people.
Kek.
5601a7 No.9346370
>>9346154
How long before a wiki editor finds out?
297448 No.9346374
>>9346351
>That was the plan all along
4498ba No.9346384
>>9346071
>i dont care about spoilers, but i do care enough to tell you to kill yourself. Thatll show him.
dc8bb9 No.9346397
3f8ad9 No.9346409
4cdb8d No.9346413
Also, another idea: reverse psychology.
Make a sort of pasta among the lines of "To all the trolls/cunts/insultofchoices posting spoilers, fuck off. Who ever gets off to the thought of ruining the experience by posting (part of spoiler), you think (part of spoiler no.2) isn't a shit thing to do? Kinda like the Splatoon/loli pasta, you know the one.
>>9346325
Fuck, you're right. Sadly this was the quickest I could find.
>>9346343
most tacos are normalfags except when it comes to fighting games, they unironically like the shit Naughty Dog or Bethesda churns out these days and are even hyped for Overwatch and DOOM. That goes without mention the boner they have for ASSFAGGOTS.
fc45d2 No.9346414
>there are four salt party threads up
Anyone have those edited trailer gifs with the spoilers added? Gotta share those suckers.
ae5427 No.9346423
>>9346397
See:
>>9345579
"8chan" is filtered on the Steam forums, and attempts to bypass the filter have been…fascinating.
0183b1 No.9346424
>wake up
>the boston salt party 2.0 train is STILL going
e1decf No.9346426
>>9346343
>multilingual
This is actually a good idea. We need to spread it to the non-english speaking bethesdadrones. The salt party could go world-wide.
52533c No.9346427
Didn't get much salt, but it was still fun to spam it
38068c No.9346429
File: 1463367437812.png (Spoiler Image, 465.58 KB, 640x480, 4:3, crumble-eatin' outlaw.png)
>>9346154
Archived just because none of you faggots thought to do it.
https://archive.is/LaVie#selection-923.45-926.0
Eh, c'est LaVie
c06be7 No.9346435
>>9346413
>Kinda like the Splatoon/loli pasta, you know the one
I don't think I do know the one. Enlighten me?
38068c No.9346446
>>9346435
I'd like to know as well. I know there was a bucket copypasta as well, give me a minute to find it.
38068c No.9346453
>>9346446
Found it.
you dont seem to realize that buckets are the future of ink warfare
In 1863, General Robert E. Lee was commanding the confederate army of the civil war, as we all know. However, it is lesser known that Lee was also the sole creator of one of mankinds greatest carrying tools -as well as one of mankinds greatest KILLING tools- the Bucket.
Lee was having trouble painting his home a nice daisy white when an idea struck. "Why", wondered Lee, "Would I keep using this gosh-darned brush when I could throw paint at the wall instead?" And so he tried. Lee struggled for hours to pick up paint in his bare hands to throw at the wall, but each and every time he tried, the paint slipped through his fingers, and all he managed was a meager spleckled splat every few inches. It was then that another idea struck. "Why", Lee thought to himself, "Would I keep using my hands to throw paint, when I could get something else to throw it for me?", and it was at this very moment that Lee had one of mankinds most brilliant ideas. Lee accquired several sheets of metal, fit them together, and created a cyliner, with one of the flat faces missing. "I'll call it the Lee-matic!" exclaimed Lee, before he realized how stupid that name was and settled on "Bucket".
Shortly thereafter, Lee attempted once more to paint the walls of his home with his new device, just as his wife entered the room. "What is that you're carrying?" she questioned, as Lee responded, "I call it a Bucket! I made it myself, you see." Lee's wife fainted in shock, as no living person had ever come face to face with such a brilliant creation. She died of a heart attack due to this event, and though greatly troubled, Lee made it his sole duty to make as much use of the Bucket as he could.
Lee confiscated every single firearm from his army and its men and replaced their weapons with buckets, buckets full of paint. And this was no ordinary paint, no, this paint wasn't the non-toxic brand. This would kill you if you ingested it.
After his soldiers were equipped with buckets, his military began to see victory after victory as battlefields were stained with the colors of blood and "Doll House" pink. The war would have been a victory for Lee, if Abraham Lincoln hadn't improved on Lee's design and created buckets with handles. Lincoln's men were having such an easy time flinging paint, Lee's army couldn't keep up and everyone died before Lee caught wind of the upgraded design.
That was the story of how Robert E. Lee almost won the civil war with buckets, had Lincoln not created better buckets of his own. I hope you understand now how terrifying Buckets are as a weapon.
0dbbdb No.9346470
>>9346427
Maybe in trade chat?
Something like WTB Dima is Nick Valentine's brother PST"
ba9ccc No.9346471
>>9346424
It's gonna keep running until it releases on the 19th.
2439a9 No.9346509
238122 No.9346513
>>9346429
>c'est la vie
I was going to complain about the wording, and then I saw the archive title. Tu est le meilluer personne, mon ami.
>>9346426
>>9346413
I'm all for it. Rev up your translators.
d7839a No.9346518
0a7a07 No.9346526
>decide to play it because why not
And once again Bethesda proved that it can make working games even if their life depended on it.
d7839a No.9346527
>>9346427
dude i love diablo 3 we should play together sometime
d49665 No.9346532
>2016
>going to a online forum for a game you like
>not expecting everything to be spoiled
If there's a new game out that I don't want to spoiled I'll stay the fuck away from chans, internet forums, social media and whatever else. Only a fool would go online and not expect spoilers in this age.
>all this schadenfreude
238122 No.9346543
>>9346518
Something on sadpanda. I don't remember, honestly. Searching for corruption and tentacles might bring it up. I'm just searching for a few tags and downloading pages, even as I type this. I have about 50 pages saved of random pages that I need to get some good images from.
4cdb8d No.9346546
File: 1463368391335.png (Spoiler Image, 682.8 KB, 917x934, 917:934, e554a64bd1e22ef63b7ea376eb….png)
>>9346435
>>9346446
I know it had a crop of this and described loli squid sex while saying "you're a monster, why would you ever fuck a squid".
372136 No.9346560
>>9346543
Please god tag them by name and not just an emotion with an integer after it
It's not right to not be able to provide a source
Just a onlooker's opinion
297448 No.9346566
>>9346343
>>9346513
>>9346426
Russian:
"ДиМа - брат Ника Валентайн, концовки DLC - затопить Фар-Харбор или нет, убить ДиМу или взорвать Детей Атома ядеркой. Красная Смерть это болотник, который нихуя не делает."
0dbbdb No.9346570
File: 1463368609031.jpg (114.47 KB, 1045x892, 1045:892, photo_2016-05-16_00-16-14.jpg)
Anon, why are you doing this?
45bc88 No.9346572
>>9346532
In all honesty, it's best to just not care. Or at the very least, be curious to see how the story builds up to the spoiler point. But no, everyone just wants to see how it ends and will tell people posting spoilers to kill themselves, because they don't give a shit about anything except how it ends.
I mean, unless the ending was done lazily like in ME3, then you can be upset, but if anyone should be blamed for this lazy rehash of an ending, it should be Bethesda. I can't believe they want $25 for this bullshit.
238122 No.9346579
File: 1463368654483.jpg (Spoiler Image, 531.32 KB, 1250x1760, 125:176, bestiary2_73.jpg)
>>9346560
Nah, I have them exclusively for the emotion. And I just remembered I moved them to a different folder after I'm done cropping faces out. This is the page you can search for.
It's ShindoL, if you didn't know.
2439a9 No.9346580
Spanish pasta
>>9344781
>Dima es la hermana de Nick Valentine, el final del DLC es inundar Far Harbor o no, matar a DiMa, o lanzar un ataque nuclear a los Hijos del Átomo. La muerte roja es un Mirelurk especial que no hace nada
e1decf No.9346585
>>9346566
Good work comrade.
238122 No.9346596
File: 1463368766751.jpg (Spoiler Image, 246.06 KB, 1200x1686, 200:281, overflowingjoy.jpg)
>>9346580
>>9346566 (checked)
Ahegao bless you both.
d7839a No.9346608
4cdb8d No.9346615
>>9346580
actual spic here, here's an actual translation
Dima es el hermano de Nick Valentine, y los finales son reemplazar al lider de los Hijos del Átomo con un synth, bombardear/inundar Far Harbor or a los HdA/CotA, o matar a DIMA. Red Death es un mirelurk que no hace nada.
238122 No.9346639
>>9346615
I was wondering what "la hermana" was. Please accept this Athena for your troubles.
0b89a2 No.9346640
>>9346322
Quem diria que o DiMA seria irmão de Nick Valentina, que a Red Death seria um Mirelurk que não faz porra nenhuma e que ou você mata o DiMA ou substitui o líder dos Filhos do Átomo por um Synth ou destrói Far Harbor?
huehuehue :^)
78ab2d No.9346646
With tumblr, you may have to hit people individually, but it'll be worth it.
https://www.tumblr.com/search/fallout/
https://www.tumblr.com/search/fallout+4/
Pick a blog, hope they have some "ASK ME ANYTHING" button, and spoiler away. Usually there is a button to tick if you want to be anonymous.
>implying anyone cares
Then rinse and repeat with another tumblrites.
Otherwise, just spam the spoilers nonstop on major tags like fallout, video games, gaming, etc.
d49665 No.9346652
>>9346572
Well that's my thing. I haven't been hyped for a game that would be affected by spoilers for a long time. I've mostly played online games or hidden single player gems in the last 3 to 4 years.
Maybe Final Fantasy 14? But that story is so confusing you could tell me every plot point and I'd be hard pressed to know how that was relevant to the story because I'm usually listening to podcasts when I play anyway.
f29bfd No.9346658
Okay. Im out of this loop. Was here and had a good laugh when ending was revealed and salt was abundant. But what is this moment for? I olny catch little glimpses here and there. Is the revealed dlc the same shit ending? Cause if people are spurging over the reveal of this end it's kinda pathetic now.
45bc88 No.9346666
>>9346658
Yeah, you pretty much have the gist of it. Same old shit, new $25 price tag.
2439a9 No.9346671
>>9346615
Thanks man, i did my best.
c1e968 No.9346695
Story in Games fags Status: Destroyed ✓
372136 No.9346698
>>9346579
I'm not worried about the source, it's just that someone some day might, be including yourself. If you're going through the process anyway, why not make the information now when the investment needed is the smallest and potential gain the greatest?
f29bfd No.9346703
>>9346666
Thanks for clarification.
Also quints deserve attention.
a688d3 No.9346708
0dbbdb No.9346714
>>9346615
Hey I think MireLurk was "hombre pinza" (that's retarded I know) but they change that kind of stuff when they translate
ba9ccc No.9346730
>>9346708
I bet you're an admin trying to get anons to click it so you can preemptively ban them.
a5c899 No.9346742
Will try to stick these onto a case in a GameStop.
238122 No.9346745
>>9346666
Quads are so hot.
>>9346698
Mostly because I've never remembered a lot of source names. I just go to sadpanda, search by tag or artist and have at it. Though if I'm making crops, I probably should organize in some way.
>>9346703
Girl, those are quads. Has the salt gone to your head?
6127dd No.9346762
>>9346033
I dont know or care what that means faggot.
>>9346035
Thank you, I appreciate it greatly.
>>9346039
Its weird, ist it?
a5aa51 No.9346763
>>9346742
Remember to make yourself out to be a male feminist or similar just to fuck with people even further.
c4bf7e No.9346768
hold the fuck up
you're telling me im missing a shitstorm of fallout spoilers again?
a5c899 No.9346770
>>9346763
Noted. I even look the part.
f29bfd No.9346771
>>9346745
Low on salt anon. Needed a good laugh.
4cdb8d No.9346783
>>9346714
I haven't played any Fallout game I'll get to 1&2 someday though so feel free to look up the Spaniard names and replace accordingly.
0183b1 No.9346786
>tfw two friends remove you and ban you from the circlejerk discord server over this
what a time to be alive
879108 No.9346795
>>9346786
link to the discord?
0183b1 No.9346800
44c0c6 No.9346819
>go to halfchan
>ctrl f fallout
>nothing
>ctrl f boston
>nothing
spacegoats coast to coast
879108 No.9346831
>>9346800
no I mean the friend's one I want to barge in and shit it up
0183b1 No.9346838
>>9346831
yeah i meant i don't have the link and i can't get it since i got b&
0dbbdb No.9346847
>>9346783
I think that's the only one, bro.
Haven't played any FO after 2 so wouldn't know either
78ab2d No.9346852
>>9346819
Damn them 4chains. Always ruining peoples' fun.
56bd71 No.9346923
>>9346819
cuckchan is reddit now. All the non-reddit posters left already.
238122 No.9346937
Well guys, it's been real. Tomorrow starts the work week so I'll be out for a while. Look on the bright side, you won't have to deal with me dumping cropped chinese static paintings. Keep the salt flowing and edit those images to spread around. Have one more choice crop before I go, though.
ba9ccc No.9346952
Look at this gigantic faggot.
>>9346891
ba9ccc No.9347017
The NDA states that you cannot talk about anything regarding the DLC in anyways or else.
When I started spoiling, I had a bunch of redditors post "Yeah, I'm playing the beta so I know :^)", is there a way to report them to Bethesda or some shit?
879108 No.9347116
>>9347017
YES
Find their steam IDs and report them NOW
they basically CONFIRMED the plot to the DLC that got leaked
44c0c6 No.9347130
you guys got that anthrax pic?
879108 No.9347135
unrelated note, found this fag in my comments
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AQT
>4chan /v/ group
>over 2K groups
>Normalfag tier bio
I triggered modern 4chan it seems
0183b1 No.9347140
>>9347017
DO IT YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
c24e48 No.9347178
>>9346071
>permanently suspended
What, "Banned" too "triggering"?
a5c899 No.9347187
Update on >>9346742:
GS closed early, so I'll try again tomorrow.
6faf47 No.9347195
>>9347187
paint your face black and break in
6e71cf No.9347204
>>9346772
>Backpack-cuck anon actually did it
The absolute madman
0183b1 No.9347208
>>9347187
>>9347195
this, don't chicken out faggot
15bad9 No.9347233
Where do you lads want this?
a4d60e No.9347243
How do I know how much a game has sold on steam?
f3854c No.9347246
>>9347233
here, unless it doesnt fit then the vola linked to here
6f98ee No.9347252
>>9347204
It's really fucked up, though.
ba9ccc No.9347274
>>9347116
Where do I report him to?
236519 No.9347301
>>9346708
>reddit invading us
kek
9266b2 No.9347308
Right, fucked this up and posted to annother thread instead of the general.. But here are some loading screens that can add fuel to the salt making.
>Marine Combat Armor offers exceptional protection against both ballistic and energy attacks, and is surpassed only by Power Armor.
>The Lever-Action Rifle is a large-caliber weapon designed to kill even the biggest animals.
>The Radium Rifle irradiates bullets as they are fired, causing ballistic damage, with an extra kick of radiation damage that is deadly to humans.
>Originally mounted on whaling ships, the Harpoon Gun is a heavy weapon that has proven effective against the mutated creatures plaguing Far Harbor.
>Improvised heavy fishing and ship hooks are the close quarters weapons of choice for the denizens of the island.
>The Fog Crawler has been mutated by the radioactive Fog surrounding Far Harbor, and is seldom encountered outside the deadly mist. Basicly Giant Mantisis
>Anglers wait in ambush for prey to come to them. Their glowing "lure" mimics the look of a flower common to the island.
>Wolves in the wilds beyond Far Harbor have been mutated by the radioactive Fog and roam in ferocious, bloodthirsty packs.
>Trappers were once ordinary fishers and hunters, but have been driven to madness by the horrors of the island and its radioactive Fog.
>Mutated from a species of salamander, the Gulper continues to grow throughout its life. The largest are also the oldest and deadliest…
>Vim! was a prewar soda pop native to New England. Residents considered it a point of pride to drink it over the more nationally recognized Nuka Cola brand.
>The Nucleus is home to the Children of Atom. It is built out of a prewar nuclear submarine base that the Children have converted into a town and center of worship.
>Some of the synth refugees in Acadia are Institute escapees who refused to get their memories wiped by the Railroad. Others underwent the process, but the memory wipe didn't take… or started to unravel.
>Because DiMA is a prototype synth, his memories have more in common with advanced computer data than organic-based thoughts.
Enjoy.
238122 No.9347316
>>9347209
My autism knows no bounds. I just searched via tag on sadpanda. http://exhentai.org/s/e7ecd5b813/862359-8 That's at least the name of the manga, you can check if there's an English version.
f693db No.9347333
Considering that the last salt party was objectively 100% wrong I look forward to this new spoiler.
15bad9 No.9347343
ba9ccc No.9347348
I'm also going to report him to the support center, how is this email?
f3854c No.9347350
>>9347343
I love you anon.
9266b2 No.9347354
>>9347333
The last salt party wasn't entirely wrong. You wound up doing both, killing your son and nuking Boston
f693db No.9347375
>>9347354
You nuke the Institute, not Boston.
And you don't have to kill your son, the cancer will see to that.
15e3ee No.9347379
>>9345579
>8E8C-han
Amazing.
236519 No.9347398
>>9347343
mind if I upload it to Youtube? just give your name/nickname and I give you credit
15bad9 No.9347411
>>9347398
If you want faggot. Just put it under "Internal IP" if you really want someone to credit.
238122 No.9347418
>>9347343
>first reaction image is Whip
If I ever meet you in real life, I'm buying you several beers.
ba9ccc No.9347458
>>9347343
>mfw the majority of reddit posts are from me
Glorious, I'm stroking my cock in narcissistic ecstasy as we speak.
8ea3db No.9347478
>have a good laugh spoiling fallout 4 over omegle, steam forums and twitch when it first released
>wake up this morning, find out that DLC has been released and /v/ has spent the night spoiling it for the very same people all over again
You'd think they would have learned their lesson the first time.
3b172f No.9347510
0183b1 No.9347528
>>9347343
>tfw one of your posts makes the cut
15bad9 No.9347530
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Looking back at the video now I wish I cleaned up those transitions a little.
>>9347458
I was at my own steam posts.
>>9347418
I'll have to take you up on that beer lad.
15e3ee No.9347548
>>9346708
>Get in here
>Reddit link
>(1)
You're not even trying
15e3ee No.9347591
>>9347536
>from your friends at 8chan
Change it to 8E8ightC-han
6ff32e No.9347593
>>9347343
>>9347536
I'm fucking crying right now.
Great job /v/
0183b1 No.9347600
Words cannot explain how happy I am right now.
76e150 No.9347618
>>9345680
well whad'ya know
c4a551 No.9347628
>>9347536
>one of my post made it in
LOOK MOM I'M AN E-CELEB
a6345c No.9347641
>>9347187
>pretending to be me
i'm back. got stopped on a random checkpoint a block or 2 from the gamestop so i drove back
bfce39 No.9347670
>>9347343
Love the choice of music.
Here's a quick and dirty VP8 webm, could probably get a higher resolution one with VP9
43a100 No.9347674
Do you like Bethesda Softworks?
Their early work was a little too tabletop for my tastes, but when Morrowind came out in '02, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
The whole game has a tight, smooth gameplay, and a new sheen of consummate modeling work that really gives the environments a big boost. He's been compared to Gabe Newell, but I think Todd has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
In '16, Bethesda released this, Far Harbor, their most accomplished DLC. I think their undisputed writing masterpiece is Dima being Nick's brother, a move so shocking, most people probably don't notice Red Death is just a tiny mirelurk. But they should, because it's not just a choice between nuking the harbor and installing a synth as head of the Children of Atom, and killing Dima, it's also a personal look at how Gamebryo still treats DLC as mod files in this day and age.
HEY GOY
0183b1 No.9347683
Is the mission accomplished, or should we keep going?
f3854c No.9347686
>>9347683
we should keep going, of course
c4a551 No.9347694
>>9347683
the plan was to go on until the release
ba9ccc No.9347697
>>9347683
WE AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL THE 19TH
15bad9 No.9347709
I'm going to have to do this more often aren't I?
>>9347594
If I had enough material or the video wouldn't be too drawn out (it already was) I would've included the entire track. If I could I would have that song in fucking everything it's just that good.
>>9347670
Thanks man, I appreciate it. I cannot into webms for some reason.
>>9347686
We have won but why not keep going? We have to conquer the whole internet.
0183b1 No.9347727
b7a7fd No.9347733
>>9347670
>tfw someone uses your screenshots
top tier webm btw
896053 No.9347741
>>9347343
absolutely wonderful, 10 out of fucking 10 anon. Well done.
b7a7fd No.9347749
CHAPTER 3 CONFIRMED
TODD IS GOD
3f89ef No.9347757
>>9347343
My shitposting made it in
942d88 No.9347763
>>9347674
This image was going to be for the entire thread, but it's also directed at you, anon. Fucking. Perfect.
300df0 No.9347766
To any of you fags playing MMOs, use your megaphones to spread the love.
a6345c No.9347776
>>9347766
I did on the 3 major servers of Perfect World but i think they're too chinese for that, TERA should work well too
5601a7 No.9347780
I was wondering: since this all started with the leak of the DLC files, has an anon with the files and FO4 recorded some of the gameplay/story? Just wondering.
Maybe we can share that around.
0183b1 No.9347783
>>9347766
I'd spoil it in trade, but everyone on my realm was bashing fo4 yesterday.
c4a551 No.9347795
>>9347783
tell them to spread the spoiler
15e3ee No.9347796
>>9347741
>>9346138
I miss Double K. I wonder what happened to the author?
0b89a2 No.9347813
>>9347343
You almost made me cry. Almost.
1d0f4b No.9347822
>>9347670
>>9347733
I got the file size down a bit if that tickles your fancy.
4ff801 No.9347830
>>9346695
Do you have the exact video link on where you snipped this webm from? I need it.
78ab2d No.9347844
>>9347536
My sides of left this plane of existence.
c4a551 No.9347848
1d0f4b No.9347856
>>9346695
Why do I get the feeling that whoever made that video was trying to make the clerk the hero of that scene?
4498ba No.9347857
>>9347834
>u 'avin a giggle m8
238122 No.9347860
Goddammit, I can't sleep because of the high I'm on with this thread. I love you people.
>>9347510
Appropriate page attached. http://exhentai.org/s/f24cdec0e5/932225-148
>>9347530
If you're on the east coast of this great United States, we can probably work something out.
>>9347536
>mfw I'm a moron and missed 2 of my overjoyed posts in the video
I feel like a fucking e-celeb.
896053 No.9347865
>>9347796
My guess is that he found a job that made money so he stopped working on Double K because it couldn't make money, being a fanwork and all. Its great for reaction images though
a6345c No.9347867
>>9347822
currently encoding vp9 version
1d0f4b No.9347870
>>9347867
Bigger resolution would be nice. Some of the text is pretty small. Our webms were just quick and dirty.
bfce39 No.9347871
>>9347856
Fortunately not, the main characters are the people making fun of the clerk.
15e3ee No.9347873
>>9347865
>Its great for reaction images though
It does.
a6345c No.9347878
>>9347870
Trying to reencode at the original resolution and half the frame rate (it's just pictures afterall)
b32922 No.9347889
>>9347834
that's banner worthy
b7a7fd No.9347897
I HAVE BECOME DEATH
CHILDREN OF ATOM BTFO
KILLED BY NUKES
ITS LIKE POTTERY
0b89a2 No.9347924
>>9347888
Not really. That's harder to do unless we all create accounts to spam the Fallout 4 tags. If we do it, by the 19th, anyone trying to post there will be spoiled.
a6345c No.9347933
v2 soon now that i know the overhead
b7a7fd No.9347940
>>9347932
POST THAT SHIT NOW ON REDDIT OR STEAM MAKE GIFS, WEBMS AND SHIIIET
ILL TRY TO DO MORE
406a90 No.9347942
>>9347932
How the fuck did the FO4 writers manage to make a dlc with pretty much the same predictable twists and endings as the main game? It blows my mind how shitty this game is and how far fallout has fallen. You have the writers talk about how the lore is stupid and they butcher it while also saying that rpg games are boring. Bethesda has fallen to become such a shit company it is unbelievable.
872fcf No.9347945
You guys are the biggest faggots. And I love it.
1d0f4b No.9347949
>>9347897
Isn't that what they want thought?
>>9347932
>>9347940
Add the song first!
0b89a2 No.9347955
>>9347932
Welp, if you had any doubt, this is it.
We need .gifs and this needs to be spread on Funnyjunk, memebase, KnowYourMeme, TUMBLR, all the normalfag shit sites.
3bdb62 No.9347963
God, I've had 8 hours of sleep and it's still going strong
238122 No.9347967
>>9347888 (checked)
Tumblr would have to be hit systematically and autistically one by one, unless we can get a really big blog to reblog it. So, it'd be a bit hard to handle, trips.
5601a7 No.9347969
>>9347897
>>9347932
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
a6345c No.9347976
>>9347889
>banner worthy
is this too shitty?
166022 No.9347977
Can anyone tell me if the chick we were supposed to save there a synth or not. Pondering if I should just destroy the place with the Institute but that leads to her dying, and if she is a synth she dyin
238122 No.9347981
>>9347970
>name
>post content
>not instantly banned
Ooooh, this one's going to be kinda funny.
3bdb62 No.9347982
>>9347976
Make the logo smaller
b32922 No.9347983
>>9347976
logo bottom right corner, smaller
26d424 No.9347985
>>9347932
>nuke goes off
>"I am become death"
BRAVO BETHESDA
R
A
V
O
B
E
T
H
E
S
D
A
896053 No.9347990
>>9347933
here's my version, smaller file size and I think the music is higher quality
080b7e No.9347991
>>9347848
>>9347857
I felt bad at the time, and apologized to him, but he never responded. Guess he is still butt hurt.
c14895 No.9348003
>>9347343
Might have to make a special edition…
b7a7fd No.9348008
OH NO NOT ME
WE'VE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOUR FACE TWO FACE
WITH A MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
896053 No.9348012
>>9348005
banners are supposed to be 300x100
406a90 No.9348015
>>9348003
Did you do that with an alt?
45bc88 No.9348017
>>9347942
>writers
I'm pretty sure that was a producer, but yeah. Honestly, the thing that upsets me the most is that they indirectly admit that they're just glorified modders in that Creation Kit video, and people blindly praise them for it. In my eyes, that puts them on the same tier as the people making RPG Maker games. I mean, yeah, some people do some really great shit with what they're given, but Bethesda definitely isn't one of them, at least not since Oblivion, if I'm feeling generous.
872fcf No.9348023
>>9347932
That's it? Underwhelming as fuck
1d0f4b No.9348024
>>9348008
Buddy you gotta boost the audio on your webms.
c14895 No.9348025
>>9348015
I don't do alt accounts but if you want me to help the salt flow then sure.
b56cf4 No.9348028
>>9346695
>All of Fallout titles
I have a feeling he meant starting from 3.
>All of Bioshock titles
Ha ha ha. What a faggot.
>tLoU
I have a feeling all of Naughty Dogs' games past a certain point are secretly shit.
1d0f4b No.9348041
>>9348037
Is it possible you guys have driven everyone from the forum and are now there alone?
608189 No.9348043
166022 No.9348046
>>9347932
THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
ad8946 No.9348048
>>9344781
>look I go on 4chan's /b/ and SA all right
I should never have doubted.
608189 No.9348054
>warning to newcomers to this thread, "don't touch the poop"
What do you think he meant by this?
b56cf4 No.9348062
>>9347871
Then why those faggots act like they are playing out this?
7fdf47 No.9348064
This is hilarious and all but good god don't be naming 8chan outside of 8chan. Do you want the site to get even worse?
0b89a2 No.9348070
>>9348064
They're the ones naming us 8E8ightC-han. We're pinning it on halfchan, but some of them are ratting us out.
77dba0 No.9348082
>>9347932
They call that a nuclear detonation? Not impressed.
518d84 No.9348087
>>9347343
I love you glorious faggots.
c14895 No.9348103
>>9348061
Keep doing god's work anon, mind if I upload it to jewtube when you're done?
ad8946 No.9348112
>>9348054
It means don't play previous entries in the Fallout series. Bethesda Softworks LLC.'s latest videogame is the best ever. I'm sure glad I paid $59.99 for Fallout™ 4, the game of the year.
5d6926 No.9348113
>>9348054
Not to response.
I mean, we are getting kicks from the salts they've shown.
What if they left it alone and let the salt flow behind the monitor?
b7a7fd No.9348114
>>9348103
just boost the audio is necessary
0b89a2 No.9348123
>>9348111
NOW THIS IS THE JACKPOT RIGHT HERE, BOYS.
Holy shit, is it just me or does this look awful? It's PS2-tier.
c14895 No.9348124
15bad9 No.9348125
>>9347860
Sorry lad. Not a burger.
>>9347990
Thanks again.
>>9347932
Add the spoilers in bright red and flashing.
>>9348064
Some plebbit faggots have been lurking. We've been trying to pin it on plebbit or 4chan but we can't do shit if they know already.
>>9348003
I could do a quickie for all the bans we accumulated.
232542 No.9348128
>>9347932
This is bad to the point its offensive, i can't believe that normalfags est up this shit and think its deep or enjoyable.
a932e7 No.9348129
>>9348125
>I could do a quickie for all the bans we accumulated.
REMEMBER THE FALLEN
3bdb62 No.9348130
>>9348111
What a fucking joke, I'm just laughing at this point
Nice trips
bfce39 No.9348133
>>9348062
That's just how the characters in the series are, they're overblown stereotypes themselves, just happens to be in line with the general core gaming opinion.
0b89a2 No.9348136
>>9348125
If you do a longer one some other day, try to include the first part of the first thread. You know? When there were Todds ordering the mods to delete the thread and the volunteer came in and stickied? That shit was funny.
0183b1 No.9348137
45bc88 No.9348161
>>9348111
Did they just import the TF2 skeletons or something? That looks nothing like any other skeleton I've seen in these games.
>go back to the other screenshots and see that they're back to overusing the shitty green filter
Christ.
b7a7fd No.9348175
THIS IS A MASTER RUSE
DIMA CONFIRMED FAN OF KOJIMA
IVE REDUCED THE VID QUALITY
BUT ITS THE TAPE THAT MATTERS
JUST LIKE IN MGS V
3bdb62 No.9348189
>>9348139
You can do better
15bad9 No.9348190
>>9348129
I wanted to do it where I had all the posts but after 8E8cha-n came out I replaced it.
>>9348136
I might if I get around to it. I spent too much fucking time on this when I have to move out tomorrow. If this keeps going for another two days I might make a part two and try include the bans, Todd posting and of course more autistic salt.
>>9348137
Thanks but I've only missed the third thread so far I was asleep for it.
>>9348175
DEEP AND MEANINGFUL!
TRULY THE BIOSHOCK INFINITE OF 2016!
I need to stop avatarfagging but it works so well for this.
b7a7fd No.9348196
>>9348190
just boost the audio if necessary also you can extract audio itself no video needed
a6345c No.9348209
>trying to make a better version of the webm
>lower bitrate
>file ends up bigger
vp9 is glitchy as shit
3bdb62 No.9348232
b55947 No.9348247
>>9348227
you beat me to this
19355d No.9348251
Wait, whats the spoilers? I'm thinking about "spreading the good word" to some others.
f463c1 No.9348285
>>9348251
Look at OP's post.
78ab2d No.9348290
>>9347967
Fuck. Oh well. Chances are that they'll find out elsewhere like FB, Steam, or Twitter anyway.
19355d No.9348294
>>9348285
fuck im retarded. Thanks
b070cf No.9348302
Just in case you guys wanted to enter.
3bdb62 No.9348314
608189 No.9348330
Ok, what the fuck is going on here?
http://archive.is/PHSPc
608189 No.9348332
3bdb62 No.9348350
>>9348342
Send that shit to mark
a6345c No.9348357
Behold, the WEBM to rule them all
a6345c No.9348358
b55947 No.9348363
>>9348342
this is fucking gold
f463c1 No.9348366
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>9348350
Hold on, let me summon him.
WHOA LOOK AT THIS, IT'S UMARU-CHAN
3f89ef No.9348376
File: 1463383290660.jpg (376.17 KB, 1363x727, 1363:727, ss (2016-05-16 at 10.18.13….jpg)
>tfw still banned from steam till 6 pm
f463c1 No.9348385
>>9348366
Huh, he must be sleeping. Umaru is a stupid dumb slut anyway, I hope it's just that he's gotten over it.
a6345c No.9348387
>>9348376
>2016
>getting banned from online communities for butthurt is a thing
406842 No.9348391
>>9347674
>HEY GOY
perfect.
1d4b21 No.9348402
Keep fighting the good fight anon
a932e7 No.9348406
>>9348402
>That pic
You can't make this shit up man.
What the fuck.
b7a7fd No.9348413
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT
LETS GIVE A SODA COMPANY THEIR OWN POWER ARMOR
BRAVA TODD
406842 No.9348417
>>9348054
nuslang for "don't feed the trolls".
3bdb62 No.9348419
3f89ef No.9348423
>>9348413
I've just realized that Fallout 3 and 4 never happened. Fallout 2's sequel, Fallout NV is pretty great.
3f645b No.9348427
>>9348111
Is- is the skeleton touching its crotch?
080b7e No.9348439
>>9348342
>>9348309
>>9348247
>>9348227
Better screens. First one edited for size, second is unedited.
45bc88 No.9348442
>>9348413
>not-Nuka Cola Power Armor
And of course it looks like complete ass. Who looked at those pauldrons and went "yeah, that looks good with the rest of the paint job?"
080b7e No.9348454
This guy took it well. The second is funnier as they now re-tweeted a gif of spoilers.
45bc88 No.9348465
>>9348454
Yeah, you have to respect those guys who take it in stride.
b7a7fd No.9348468
THIS IS IT
IVE DESTROYED FAR HARBOR
232542 No.9348473
3525c9 No.9348475
>>9348008
>suddenly changes his mind based on nothing whatsoever
Quality writing.
3bdb62 No.9348478
b7a7fd No.9348496
>>9348478
no more pylons and it got overrun by monsters from fog
b7a7fd No.9348503
PEOPLE OF FAR HARBOR ARE NO MORE
e61601 No.9348525
>>9348439
add a 8chan logo somewhere and submit it to the banner sticky when banners start working again. then we're golden
15bad9 No.9348541
>>9348525
Thanks Mark. For once you were not a faggot.
6d1ce2 No.9348557
ENTER FOR YOUR CHANCE NOW!
obvious, but there's no giveaway, and my "charity" doesn't even exist
ca180d No.9348563
>>9348557
> you goys
You're flying too close to the sun, anon.
f3854c No.9348575
>>9348569
that second one is a winner
d36b0d No.9348578
>>9348571
make that over the entire image with it about 80% transparent
b7a7fd No.9348581
APPARENTLY YOU CAN CALL BOS TO KILL DIMA
ca180d No.9348586
>>9348569
I vote for the second one.
447a60 No.9348593
>>9348557
sweet fucking jesus, don't they ever read the full posts?
b7a7fd No.9348600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THIS IS IT
ONE SHALL STAND ONE SHALL FALL
BRRRRRRRROOOTHEEEERRR
AT LAST I HAVE BECOME THE FALLOUT 4 FAR HARBOR DLC
THIS WAS THE CHAPTER 3
ca180d No.9348602
>>9348557
NO ONE EVEN READS IT, HOLY SHIT.
Four pages of replies already.
b7a7fd No.9348608
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
DIRECTED BY HIDEO AND KOJIMA
6d1ce2 No.9348618
3f06a5 No.9348619
>>9348557
>I can't thank you goys enough!
3bdb62 No.9348624
>>9348569
This guy wins, second one for sure
b7a7fd No.9348635
WELP this is it, ive nuked children of atom, called bos to kill dima and flooded far harbor with monsters. 10/10 Kojima himself would come up with this.
3bdb62 No.9348648
>>9348635
Totally worth it, right goy?
ca180d No.9348649
>>9348618
OK, niggers. Some are calling it out as fake, some think this is true.
PRETEND TO BE SATISFIED GAMERS AND TELL OP THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE KEY, THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT!
968cd6 No.9348651
>>9348569
>>9348575
>>9348586
>>9348624
Here's another variant.
I hear the banner system is broken so this entire exercise is pointless anyways.
6d1ce2 No.9348656
OY VEY
SHUT IT DOW-
Oh nevermind…everything's fine! Good goy!
b7a7fd No.9348661
abed4b No.9348674
447a60 No.9348688
ca180d No.9348697
Exactly how retarded are Bethesdrones?
1d4b21 No.9348699
>>9348656
>hey were'd you get all those copies
>an unnamed benefactor totally legit
>k
e61601 No.9348700
42da12 No.9348712
God damn I live for shit like this to occur. And with Bethesda fags no less. Not once but twice.
If we can't fix this shitty industry at least we can find pleasure at kindling the fire a bit and watching it burn.
As shit as this place gets /v/ remember we're not a lost cause. Threads like this prove otherwise.
4dbd7b No.9348716
>>9348656
he didnt even read, and he's a mod, what the fuck
2bea64 No.9348721
>>9346695
friendly reminder
ca180d No.9348728
OK, now I know how Todd makes his money.
One guy is in there and he's figured it out. He's the only one that knows it's fake. The rest is ignoring him.
That's Bethesda's business model.
ad8946 No.9348735
>>9348699
>reflection
>written forwards
>he's looking at backwards text
14fdab No.9348752
>>9348699
I've seen more competence from the crew of a certain space station.
a932e7 No.9348753
>>9348728
He's the only one able to read full paragraphs.
No wonder loansharks are a thing, how the fuck can people be this inept.
4dbd7b No.9348756
>>9348735
>mfw i just realised that
6d1ce2 No.9348770
I can't keep this up forever - BUT! I have an idea!
When the time comes to pay up I'll tell them the devs of Payday2/DOOM wouldn't allow me to release the free copies for some reason - that will allow me to turn all of their hate from me to them
968cd6 No.9348775
>>9348735
Or he could flip the photo.
232542 No.9348780
>>9348712
>Iggy wrecking balls
My nigga
45bc88 No.9348785
>>9348753
I love how people mock others who go "IDIOCRACY IS REAL," when we end up seeing real examples of people who obviously think that reading comprehension is for queers, and go nuts just because someone said "GET YOUR FREE SHIT HERE!"
a932e7 No.9348786
>>9348770
Shit nigga, that was a close one.
968cd6 No.9348795
>>9348770
>that will allow me to turn all of their hate from me to them
42da12 No.9348797
>>9348780
>tfw it's the only N64 game I can't emulate
38e2b4 No.9348802
>>9345579
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
ca180d No.9348810
>>9348753
See this guy? He's us.
He knows it's a scam. He's trying to warn everyone. No one will listen.
That's /v/ regarding the gaming industry. The lone, but smart fucker everyone ignores.
232542 No.9348814
>>9348797
It works on Mupen64, what are you using?.
42da12 No.9348826
>>9348814
Not that. I guess I'll give it a shot. Thanks.
b7a7fd No.9348827
>>9348810
>he
clearly its a cute girl
a932e7 No.9348828
>>9348810
>Sad Prisoner
Jesus, the analogy is fucking strong.
45bc88 No.9348847
>>9348810
Man, I didn't need this shit at 1:30 in the morning.
ca180d No.9348854
What the fuck is a "skeptical fry face"?
> *teleports behind you*
> *puts on skeptical fry face*
712bcb No.9348856
>>9348810
Or maybe they can read?
1d4b21 No.9348860
>>9348854
He means that meme pic with Fry from futurama
564156 No.9348864
>>9348854
>not sure if newfag or just bait
6d1ce2 No.9348867
>tells me not to add spoilers to the text
>HE DIDN'T REMOVE THE SPOILER
These mods are absolute retards!
ca180d No.9348877
>>9348864
>>9348864
Ah, that shit. I haven't watched Futurama.
Yeah, it was bait. Y-yeah. I knew that.
a932e7 No.9348878
1d4b21 No.9348889
>>9348867
What we need to do now is change our names to [PrayCancerAway] variants and start getting people riled up and pissed off at the devs
1d4b21 No.9348900
>>9348889
[PlayAwayCancer] rather
58f7a8 No.9348904
>>9348867
lol this just makes it easier to blame the give away failure on them
968cd6 No.9348917
>>9348867
>didn't remove spoiler
He'll be cool with you spoiling FO4 DLC so long as you claim to be doing a charity.
Empathy-jerking tends to shut a person's brain off which is why it's so successful in propaganda.
Even "intelligent" people can be empathy-jerked into retardation.
45bc88 No.9348920
>>9348913
>reading comments on porn
Come on now.
a0f13f No.9348923
3bdb62 No.9348927
>>9348923
Because it's fucking hilarious
6d1ce2 No.9348934
>>9348900
DUBS CONFIRM!
I could use some help here, guys!
bd564f No.9348946
>>9344797
my old man is an english major, taught "merkan renaissance" lit and philosophy, he likes everything from popular shit to heavy fucking stuff like leibniz and MLA-tier intellectual fap
he has said repeatedly that you cant "spoil" a good piece of fiction, in fact its pretty common for any "legitimate" critique of a work to spell out the ending. in some cases it might be a little more..grievous but thats usually when its pretty lowbrow already, i.e a whodunnit or something, even then you arent really "spoiling" it if its well-written
I feel the urge to rant about entitled, decadent westerners but thats probably grasping at straws
3bdb62 No.9348947
>>9348913
Who did that?
It's fucking funny either way
968cd6 No.9348949
>>9348923
>Why are you doing this?
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.
ca180d No.9348955
>>9348913
> redditor goes to pornhub
> whips out his dick
> starts fapping
> for some reason, as he's doing it, his eye looks down and catches the first comment
> it's a Fallout 4 DLC spoiler
> his dick shrivels in his hand
> he immediately goes to the Fallout subreddit to complain about it
712bcb No.9348957
>>9348923
Because I didn't preorder
406a90 No.9348960
>>9348557
Oh my god. This is gold.
a932e7 No.9348968
>>9348934
With what? Context my man!
ad8946 No.9348990
>>9348957
Why not? It's a wonderful videogame. You should buy a copy for yourself and one for all your friends.
6d1ce2 No.9349007
I refashioned an old group, do you think they'll buy it?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PlayCancerAway
>>9348968
Change your name to [PlayCancerAway] *insert something here* add to the group so we can pretend we're legit, once thats done when its time for me to pay up (which we all know I cant) we can collectively accuse the devs of DOOM and Payday 2 of disallowing us from donating, thus the community will become outraged at them
ca180d No.9349017
>>9349007
So, you're telling me you don't have $6 million in disposable income right now to pay up? I can't even.
3867e3 No.9349020
>>9348923
Because your game is fantastic and we wanted to share with the world the wonderful ending.
6cbaca No.9349025
>Mfw I bought 100k copies of Doom(tm) and Payday and I'm going to give them to everyone in those threads
Get fucked, faggots.
Fuck 8E8ightC-han
6d1ce2 No.9349028
>>9349025
>pretending to be me
1d4b21 No.9349045
>>9349036
Shit didnt see those outlines
ca180d No.9349063
>>9349045
>>9349036
Thanks, doc. That's not obvious at all.
42da12 No.9349072
>>9349045
The text could be centered to the left better. And Cancer is a bit lower than the rest of the font.
Maybe the Cross could be a bit lower since it's nearly clashing with the outline of the controller but that's just my autism talking.
Otherwise it looks pretty legit.
c14895 No.9349075
6d1ce2 No.9349085
f4ad00 No.9349101
Boys I've had a shit day and god damn seeing this shit turned that all around. Good job, keep the asshurt up.
6d1ce2 No.9349102
6d1ce2 No.9349142
>>9349062
yeah I just grabbed the nearest faggot, followed there from someone's group. I was in a hurry
208542 No.9349147
58f7a8 No.9349171
>>9349142
should've pinned it on this guy
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ashwellwebster
he was trying to minimod the fallout 4 forums with full pseudo legaleze and internet tough guy speak.
0183b1 No.9349176
>>9349171
>his entire profile
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN
6d1ce2 No.9349195
ATTENTION PLEASE
Whoever Blackfield and fastfroob are in the group, please change your names, it's PlayAwayCancer, not PlayCancerAway
just saying.
1d4b21 No.9349206
>>9349045
Made one that can be used as a profile pic
7f70fe No.9349217
>>9349206
it still looks pretty shit
unless it's supposed to look like it was made by someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing. in ms paint.
in that case it's perfect
281ee5 No.9349230
>>9349171
hey he has far harbor achievements unlocked before the release
56d0a6 No.9349255
>>9346322
pls upvote and share my image so it can go to the front page for maximum kek.
imgur dot com/gallery/wwsUPKT/new
6d1ce2 No.9349271
281ee5 No.9349281
>>9349171
HE HAS FAR HARBOR ACHIEVEMENTS BEFORE RELEASE
58f7a8 No.9349282
>>9349230
nice pick up, should report him for piracy
281ee5 No.9349304
>>9349282
ask him wtf he has far harbor achievements before release but before that report him for piracy
a932e7 No.9349310
>>9349294
Now things get complicated.
1d4b21 No.9349324
>>9349294
Make an passive aggressive "Update" thread saying that the devs arent allowing you to host the giveaway until you talk to someone who is offline. Make sure to also fellate them making "such an awesome" game to make it look legit
297448 No.9349325
>>9349294
THE WILD RIDE HAS BEGUN
1d4b21 No.9349330
>>9349294
>SA Goons
HERE WE GO
58f7a8 No.9349336
>>9349304
im going to go on reddit and claim I've found one of the spoilerers since he has all the achievements and get the le reddit army to report him.
f4ad00 No.9349344
>>9349294
GOONS
dis gonna b gud
281ee5 No.9349346
>>9349282
use this as a proof of his piracy. report him to steam admins and bethesda
281ee5 No.9349348
>>9349336
see
>>9349346
THIS IS THE PROOF
CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIN IS THE EIGHT CHANNER
58f7a8 No.9349353
4ac69f No.9349365
File: 1463391036362.png (419.21 KB, 508x629, 508:629, (COMIC1☆9) [MILK PUDDING (….png)
>>9349294
I missed most of the salt party today whats going on?
730c01 No.9349366
>>9349336
You are a hero of the people.
ca180d No.9349378
>>9349365
Nigga, read the thread. Seriously.
d188a0 No.9349392
>>9349294
>People like that moderate PayDay 2
Why am I not surprised.
6d1ce2 No.9349403
UPDATES
UPDATES
UPDATES
UPDATES
>>9349324
Assley just deleted my giveaway thread, I'm hoping that we can use "we wanted to give you the games so badly but we lost count of who was first :( so we can't" line against them, suggestions are open though. Gimme all ya got, guys! Ashley's on so if I make the thread now saying they wont let me release the free games she will probably delete it
>>9349365
I started a fake charity to give away 100,000 games that dont exist and then am going, with the help of our lovely anon friends here, pin the blame on the devs of DOOM and Payday 2
…what's going on with you?
447a60 No.9349409
>>9349365
We may have reached the event horizon of retardation. Just sit back and relax.
896053 No.9349410
>>9349294
>SA Goons
EVERY FUCKING TIME, THEY'RE ALWAYS IN POSITIONS OF POWER
3f645b No.9349414
>>9349365
Scam of the century
a932e7 No.9349417
>>9349403
THE FIRE RISES :^)
281ee5 No.9349424
>>9349365
Ive finished all the faction endings and spoiled the evelyn plotline. Been playing this dlc for hours now. Shit sucked.
730c01 No.9349430
>>9349410
Just like Jews and cockroaches. Every time you light up some dark, dank hole, there they are, scurrying away from the light.
1d0f4b No.9349433
>>9349410
>EVERY FUCKING TIME, THEY'RE ALWAYS IN POSITIONS OF POWER
Except in EVE Online.
15bad9 No.9349436
>>9349424
You're doing god's work anon. We need fuel for the fire.
730c01 No.9349438
>>9349433
To be fair they had to be shoahed from the game first.
281ee5 No.9349447
>>9349436
Thx. Its all over now. Use the vids and screencaps I posted. Jesus fuck bethesda is a horrible lazy company. They just follow the check list and thats all.
1d4b21 No.9349448
>>9349403
BLAME IT ON THE GOONS
SAY THAT SINCE THE THREAD WAS LOCKED WE'VE BEEN RECIEVING HARASSING MESSAGES FROM VARIOUS PEOPLE IN THE SA GOONS GROUP
58f7a8 No.9349454
15bad9 No.9349457
>>9349447
Will do lad. I already got a new idea if the salt party's still going when I have free time.
58f7a8 No.9349486
>>9349465
wtf, why? ill try again without using the words farharbor, or are links banned from reddit?
6d1ce2 No.9349500
>>9349448
The point is to blame it on the developers of payday 2 and DOOM, I could try and somehow bring goons into it but I dont know if it will be believeable.
Next time I come online Assley will no doubt interrogate me so I need to lay low offline for now.
Thoughts, anyone?
58f7a8 No.9349515
>>9349486
>[removed] again
not sure why
heres the post, someone else please try and get this on reddit.
Hey guys I believe I've found one of the guys spoilering the dlc, hes got all of the achievements when the game isn't out yet. I reported him for piracy, hacking and trolling the forums and internet as a whole. Lets make the Fallout community great again. Video Proof http://webmshare.com/play/0EMoe
Here is a link to his profile https://steamcommunity.com/id/ashwellwebster
4cb471 No.9349524
>>9349515
Probably the no-brigading rule or that faggot has friends in the subreddit
a6345c No.9349529
this salt part better come to a nuclear ending, and not a shitty one like fallout 4's
c14895 No.9349534
58f7a8 No.9349546
a6345c No.9349549
>>9349515
>>9349524
Just in. I don't have much time to read shit but if you really want that guy to get fucked make up a believable story and have anons mass report him for doing something bad on steam with different wording. Steam bans even without proof if enough people do it and if support actually bothers to read your shit the rep may believe it's true
896053 No.9349551
>>9349515
Direct-linking to leddit allows their mods to see where the thread is being linked from, because of their "no vote brigading xD" rule
1d4b21 No.9349565
>>9349500
Theres gotta be a way to make it look the the devs are working with the goons to make sure we cant distrubute our copies of Payday 2
6d1ce2 No.9349568
And then there's THIS asshole
>>9349529
I will not fail you, anon!
281ee5 No.9349570
>>9349534
there is no correct order since there are mutliple endings. just make evelyn body+telling people whos real evelyn. children of atom nuking is separate.
6d1ce2 No.9349586
>>9349565
I'll think on it, I might be able to come up with something
a932e7 No.9349588
>>9349573
>from the 100000 copies thing
Jesus fuck how blind are these people.
bd564f No.9349590
>>9347932
are you fucking shitting me?? that wouldve been unimpressive if it was a donkey with an IED strapped to it, thats supposed to be a fucking NUKE??
when i briefly played 4 and modded it to the point of break my fatboy explosions were about twice that size, this is the gayest most underwhelming shit ive seen since the midget pencil dick convention
If you are playing fo4 right now you are a goddamned fool, it is kind of fun and at least semi stable with a bunch of enemies, but you need to fucking wait until they drop all of the jewlc, patches, the lot and then wait even longer until some competent people get to really work on it, not worth the effort before that.
>>9347933
Funny, but seriously, dvorak, for this? at least you didnt go full blown carmina burana
>did you also waste your time spoiling star wars
yeeep he probably did muhahah
0183b1 No.9349615
>>9349590
>torrent fallout 4
>make aryan waifu
>play for 2 hours
>get bored and proceed to uninstall generic open world shooter
a6345c No.9349627
>>9349615
>torrent fallout 4
>double click fallout 4.exe
>if i press a button crashes while it's loading at the start
>crashes on character customization
>delete it even though i have 600TBs of storage free
j
a207f9 No.9349659
>>9344797
This. A good story depends on more than just one plot twist.
It needs good characters that behave the way you would expect them to. It needs good motives and goal for these characters to work for, and these goals should be related to each other somehow.
And as the characters try to achieve their goals something should happen, maybe more than just SOME THING, maybe multiple things, maybe a thing caused by some other character achieving his goal, or maybe just a thing.
And that thing must throw all characters off their path. It must throw them into situations where they are not confortable the way they are. And those characters will then either do everything they can to adapt, or revert back to normal. That is how you write a good story.
abed4b No.9349665
>>9349438
Oh shit your right. Hahahahahaha
6d1ce2 No.9349668
PRE-PLANNING
PRE-PLANNING
PRE-PLANNING
PRE-PLANNING
I know Assley is suspicious by now, I'm going to say we had a confrontation and that she speaks on behalf of Overkill who, since I didn't go through their "official" charity, because it wasn't *their* charity i went thru, thats the reason they wont let me give the copies away. This blames them and for a petty reason. i'll also work in how SA Goons harassed me and are connected to Assley, I'll say she sent them after me because she hates me and disbelieves me. Once that's done I'll need other anons to help "get the word out" by spamming threads about how Overkill is preventing us from giving away free copies, no doubt the mods will attempt to delete them, this will, however, reinforce the position that they're censoring us and preventing us from releasing the game copies. And I'll do the same for DOOM.
Assley is still on, if I make the thread now she may delete it. What should I do, /v/?
c14895 No.9349681
>>9349668
Sounds like a swell idea anon, what would I need to say?
0183b1 No.9349687
>>9349668
We wait.
this is going to be magnificent
15bad9 No.9349703
>>9349590
The inspiration came from listening to Dvorak this morning. plz no bully.
>>9349668
Wait for Assley to go offline, wait unil the burgers wake up and then fire.
0183b1 No.9349713
>>9349703
Have we started the fire?
cd1708 No.9349718
>>9345691
We can use tumblr's ask me anything function for this. I used it for trolling tumblr users without registering for that shit.
c17214 No.9349721
At least TRY to make the logo look official.
Nobody uses cursive outside of bakeries and flower shops.
a6345c No.9349730
>>9349668
and now we wait
>>9349701
literally a monkey wrapped in cotton
4cb471 No.9349732
>>9349721
Make a logo with PAC-Man eating away cancer with you the player playing as him.
15bad9 No.9349737
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>9349713
It was always burning since Oblivion.
1d0f4b No.9349743
>>9349668
You wait and pray Goon spies haven't been watching this thread and tripped her off. Also you saved a thumbnail.
ca180d No.9349750
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. When you create a new thread, make sure to add vid related to the OP.
a6345c No.9349755
>>9349745
what video on the first picture? mr edison trent got me sold
101def No.9349758
>>9349171
>"I fear nothing and no one. Not even you - one whom thinks that fears don't effect them, but In reality they do. Fears are my disciples of chaos, I don't feel them, I create them.
>Using quotes yet he did not close them
>Tried to use whom instead of who
>The fucker did not know that he actually used it for a nominative case instead of an accusative case
3f89ef No.9349761
15bad9 No.9349763
>>9349745
Aoi you glorious fuck. I love you man. All the homo.
3f89ef No.9349768
>>9349763
Be sure to find my comments and like them. I'll be spamming every single Fallout related video on pornhub with the copypasta.
a6345c No.9349770
>>9349761
mr edison trent is a jew
1d0f4b No.9349777
>>9349761
I have no respect for people who can't at least come up with a clever title for posting non-porn to Pornhub.
7bc1fe No.9349781
Just woke up and this thread is just a pure joy to read. You glorious motherfuckers.
a6345c No.9349783
ca180d No.9349786
>>9349745
My God, man. You are turning viral marketing against viral marketers.
cd1708 No.9349790
>>9346708
Stay subtle, Plebbit! One day you will go fast!
1d0f4b No.9349796
>>9349783
Yep, exactly like that.
ca180d No.9349807
>>9349758
Also:
> effect them
> instead of affect them
3f89ef No.9349811
File: 1463395364872.jpg (Spoiler Image, 172.21 KB, 1345x655, 269:131, ss (2016-05-16 at 01.42.16….jpg)
779b63 No.9349834
>>9349410
And 8channers are not. Why do you think that is?
bd564f No.9349838
>>9349615
Its a shit game, there is no denying this.
for me the worst parts have really been the small things, the fact that you dont have to reload triggered me to no end f.e.
HOWEVER, it does some things right, mostly technical, but thats really whats important, everything else is up to modders now even more so than in previous beth games
1. its more stable, even with massive firefights, shells and decals set to basically infinite, a bunch of mods and dozens of npcs at once.
you could not get any previous bethsit game to do this much at once, even skyrim (which seemed to get less stable with every patch) shits the bed with anything more than say 50 npcs
the levels are vertical enough and with the 10k NPCs mod ive had some great fucking 3-4way firefights, vent stomping niggers and bouncing in and out of ruins in muh black templar armor with curie dressed up as a nazi bashing raiders with a spiky baseball bat somewhere in the streets below
few games have managed to give you a really greasy, savage urban warfare feeling and f04 does this quite well when modded, its literally constant firefights with guts and appendages all over the place, you need to fucking plan and bring a lot of dakka to survive the city areas, brotherhood doesnt have a goddamned chance against all the scum even if you mod them to take more damage, so on top of constantly ventilating raiders and the like you get to watch brotherhood stumble from one black hawk down to the next
I ended up breaking it but i wasnt modding carefully, just slapping shit on willy nilly, the update fucked me of course.
this is what im hoping for in terms of mods, pretty sure they are inevitable and they will make this shitty game into something relatively unique.
>an M&B style warzoney conquest map, i..e. taking fortresses, holding them, moving around troops and the like and this having an effect on global resources or something(you need stone well you better take a quarry etc)
>more funs, better customization, more ammo, stationary weapons like mortars and shit
>customizable vertibirds, flyable vertibirds, calling in airstrikes and strafing runs, they did it with 3 im sure this is possible(oh how about player base vertibird)
>enclave commander, wh40k commander
>better control over your minions, give settlers roles, customize them, train them etc.
>complete skill and perk rework
>more morally ambigious stuff, I want to grow opium, make battery meth and open up a goddamned warehouse bordello in sanctuary, ohh how about child labor that would be hilarious, i want little nigras picking my fields
>someone needs to make a female companion that uses the dog animations
>improved locational damage, a better wounding system like the ghouls have, i want raider scum crawling around without a leg begging before i end them
>bigger armor, i want terminator armor minimum, wouldnt say no to a titan
>id also be up for some goofy shit, wire-guided shoulder mounted buttplug launcher or something, im sure its in the works
>a todd mod where he follows kids around or something lel
the story is shit, the world is inconsistent but the map isnt tooo bad, all in all given the usual dose of autism from the modding community it might turn out ot be something good in a few months or maybe a year
f4ad00 No.9349844
>>9349834
We are of the Idea, they are cult of personality.
c17214 No.9349852
>>9349838
>1. its more stable, even with massive firefights, shells and decals set to basically infinite, a bunch of mods and dozens of npcs at once.
Yeah, no…
bd564f No.9349873
>>9349703
its a good fucking morning song ill give you that..
new world always makes my breast swell up, makes me feel as if I have somehow taken part in humanities triumphs…
a lot of classical snobs consider him to be "pop", what a bunch of assholes
6d1ce2 No.9349877
>>9349681
just say that overkill is preventing us from distributing copies because they're petty, be sure to work in their unethical business practices from before in order to spread some more believability, after all who are they gunna trust - a company known for cheating their customers or a guy who's hosting a charity? :^)
>>9349703
Yeah Assley lives in Austria, whereas I'm in the US. We'll wait for now, we should have at least until the DLC gets released until we have to bust a move, that's plenty of time. This shit gets released on the 19th right?
>>9349743
Sorry, thanks.
I just hope I don't get my ass sued to shit for libel when this is all over
44c0c6 No.9349879
>>9348913
I love you whoever did this
779b63 No.9349882
>>9349844
Point being that the fucking goons own everything because they can infiltrate and false-flag. 8channers just kick up a bit of a shitshow once every 6 months which is forgotten a day later.
b7a7fd No.9349885
is it still morning in ToddSA?
3f89ef No.9349907
I don't think I've ever shitposted so hard before.
b7a7fd No.9349916
>>9349885
lmao. they get notifications on ever reply right?
bd564f No.9349919
>>9349852
I dunno wat you did dude but it definitely is, i had both npc mods running, the bodies mod, the casings and gore mod, a fucking injector to improve the shitty aa, bunch of guns and armor and shit, and I could play for a solid hour and a half minimum before it crashed, longer if i didnt loot everybody nekkid
thats really fucking stable for a bethshit game
biggest problem for me was loading times, which hilariously a mod fixed, they really fucked up on the loading times, i was getting 5 minutes towards the end, it turns out these fucking numbskulls hardcoded some kind of vsync into the loading screens, completely retarded but again a mod fixed it
3f89ef No.9349947
File: 1463396557267-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.7 KB, 299x296, 299:296, ss (2016-05-16 at 01.59.53….jpg)
File: 1463396557267-1.png (Spoiler Image, 32.7 KB, 932x372, 233:93, ss (2016-05-16 at 02.01.56….png)
3f89ef No.9349961
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6d1ce2 No.9349993
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS
IT'S HAPPENING SOONER THAN I PLANNED
I suppose now would be the time to move in, if you want. I haven't been banned from payday 2 forums yet so there's still time on that.
c14895 No.9350016
>>9349993
Dunno whats happening right now.
3f89ef No.9350022
>>9350016
Getting the same error on other hubs.
995b80 No.9350038
>>9349730
Ok whats the story behind this webm.
3525c9 No.9350045
>>9349745
>Fallout is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
>NukaColaIceCold
I'd respect a proper whore more.
6d1ce2 No.9350060
It's been fun and I'll pick up on this tomorrow, I'm tired and I'm going to bed. Night, anons.
>>9350016
That's odd, works fine for me.
c14895 No.9350069
>>9349877
>just say that overkill is preventing us from distributing copies because they're petty.
But how am I gonna present it?
a6345c No.9350076
File: 1463397933260.png (Spoiler Image, 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, anon sees tits.png)
>>9350038
many things go unexplained anonymous
69116a No.9350134
>>9350038
It's footage cut from two different parts of a TGS podcast (I forget which one) and the porn sounds are added over. Fake as fuck.
db003b No.9350246
>>9349907
why is "dre" filtered out of children?
995b80 No.9350267
>>9350076
Tits need no explanation.
3025ad No.9350271
>>9344878
>20 yottaseconds +1 :^) :^)
3d511f No.9350315
Thanks for the kek's anons,
for your smartphone.
2208b3 No.9350491
File: 1463402184015.png (94.72 KB, 242x287, 242:287, 62904aa249282a193f94a393f6….png)
>>9349838
It's fucking Borderlands with Skyrim textures you can post whatever buyer's remorse you feel is needed but Fallout 4 was the first Fallout game I just haven't and don't give a fuck about
spoiling the DLC for people is the most fun to be had with TodOut 4 Borderlandsboogaloo
779b63 No.9350525
>>9350134
>two different parts of a TGS podcast
Nice bit of damage control there
c14895 No.9350532
>>9350491
>dat pic
This can't be good for me, but I feel great.
b56cf4 No.9350539
>>9348593
>>9348602
>>9348697
Pete Hines really knows his audience.
cb72ec No.9350650
>>9349844
Not to mention that when one of us attains such a position they become a person, not an anon.
4a723f No.9350683
>>9346745
source on the two last pics? Google picture search isnt working and the name didnt help
7f9fcd No.9350692
>>9350683
I think it might be from Cultural Anthropology. It's 300 page book.
8460ea No.9350698
File: 1463404426551.png (152.04 KB, 500x445, 100:89, tmp_1462207737116-20739503….png)
Is it time for a new bread?
We're well on our way to page 15.
2208b3 No.9350701
>>9349294
THIS TRANNY BITCH
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THE FUCKING PAYDAY 2 UPDATE I REMEMBER ALL OF IT THE CRATES EVERYTHING GOING TO SHIT
THIS CUNT SHEMALE SIDING WITH THE COMMUNITY UP UNTIL THE POINT THE CUCKSWEDE DEV GAVE HER PRIVATE DICKSUCKING ACCESS TO HIS DICK
FUCK YOU ASHLEY WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND YOU ASSHOLES RUINED PAYDAY @ NOW IT'S TIME TO GET RUINED
4e9965 No.9350712
>>9346071
Report for harassment
Suicide isn't funny :^)
0183b1 No.9350738
Can someone archive this thread? Archive.today is being a bitch for me
bd564f No.9350749
>>9350491
I…you..b..buy?
get your shit together man, you are talking crazy talk
4a723f No.9350767
File: 1463405037735.jpg (Spoiler Image, 823.36 KB, 1114x1600, 557:800, r-keppu947.jpg)
>>9350692
Thanks man I owe you.
bd564f No.9350784
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>9349414
seriously tho this is getting…reallly 419ey fast i hope one of you weirdos is at least scamming someone amidst all of this or it just seems kinda wasted
7f9fcd No.9350791
>>9350767
I hate ShindoL's plots because he goes too far sometimes, but Cultural Anthropology has something for everyone.
3025ad No.9350851
>>9350767
This pleases me greatly.
d123bc No.9351152
>>9350692
It is. Second favorite series by ShindoL.
>>9350791
I used to hate the plots. Now it's one of the really attractive things, since there's very little of that with such great art. Emergence is also in that ambivalent area, because I feel terrible for the heroine.
One of these days, I'm going to revive a golden oldie, though. Oldfags who were on /d/ years ago will know it.
849d31 No.9351239
>>9347924
I think I have a few spares from the neighborhood operation, might see about using them today
7f9fcd No.9351247
>>9351152
>Now it's one of the really attractive things
I never got into that. It's just too much for me.
d123bc No.9351394
>>9351247
Fair enough. It is pretty brutal at times compared to other works. Butcha-U always makes me think of a slightly lighter and softer ShindoL. DFAU is great too, even if the restaurant is nonsensical.
6d1ce2 No.9351842
AWAKE NOW
But have to leave very soon
>>9350069
Like I said, say that since we didn't go through overkill's procedure (asking for permission, and of course, having THEM involved) that they are disallowing us from giving away the free copies, then say they asked us to leave, thereby we have an excuse not to give the copies away.
Also archive.is keeps getting errors so I used a different program to archive this page so far http://www.webcitation.org/6hY9AV1uX
a5c899 No.9352210
Round 2, ready to go again.
e0d917 No.9352379
>>9352210
>buy used game
>return next day with labels inside it
>repeat for popular used games
>other people will buy it and see the spoilers.
It's a delayed release, but I feel like this would be hilarious. Too bad we wouldn't be able to see the reactions.
a5c899 No.9352536
Update on >>9352210
I pussed out. There were three security cameras covering the entirety of the store. I managed to stay there long enough to notice that there were two sets of copies of FO4, one new set at $40, the other a used set at $50. What the fuck.
>>9352379
Failing everything else, I'll just buy the cheaper option, stick the stickers inside the case, and return it two days later saying I beat the whole game.
e0d917 No.9352611
>>9352536
Can't return new games to GS. Be warned.
a5c899 No.9352633
>>9352611
Suppose I buy the used option. Can I return it for cash or will it have to be for store credit?
e0d917 No.9352694
>>9352633 (checked)
I think cash, but I'm not 100% sure. But hey, you can always buy used, say it doesn't work, and ask for another copy.
4498ba No.9352700
>>9352633
It can be returned to store credit or whatever option you paid for it i believe.
a5c899 No.9352750
>>9352694
>>9352700
I'll buy used, and hopefully return for cash two days later. Failing that and having to return for store credit, I'll just either buy a GC controller or the cheapest Vita game and give one of those options away.
Here goes.
a5c899 No.9353751
>>9352750
Update: I have a used copy of the game and can return it within a week, although I will most likely return it within two days. I have placed the spoilers within the instruction booklet it's not even a booklet, it's just a piece of folded paper.
Best outcome: my results get posted to reddit and reach the front page. Highly unlikely, but fun to think about.
Worst outcome: I get banned from GS before having a chance to return for store credit. Slightly more likely, but not a big deal.
Most likely outcome: No one notices the spoilers until two weeks later, when everyone's done with Doom 4.
451c2c No.9353909
>>9353751
You're doing Lord's work there anon. But I too think the most likely outcome happens.
3025ad No.9353958
>>9353751
Oh my fuck, you can't make this shit up.
This is meme magic, right?
a5c899 No.9353966
896053 No.9353993
>>9353751
>101 Schilling Road