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[–]Ganglebot 683ポイント684ポイント  (72子コメント)

what's with the shitty white letter-boxing?

[–]Chewy12 528ポイント529ポイント  (50子コメント)

I think it's a Facebook thing.

[–]JoeCoT 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you post gifs to facebook that are "widescreen", facebook cuts off of the ends when it's posted. So people go out of their way to make them square.

[–]waternellon 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

I'm so glad I ditched Facebook 5 years ago. It just feels trashier and trashier to me any time I see a remnant of it anywhere.

[–]ryebreadryan 105ポイント106ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is definitely me when I try to appeal to kids 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]StillUsesWindowsXP 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

I won't lie, this is definitely me when I make a h3h3 reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]MichaelArnold 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]PIX3LY 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

SOOOOOOOOFLOOOOOOOOOOOBROOOOOOOOOOO

[–]YourOwnSide 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

Its for facebook, so you dont need to turn your phone for widescreen videos.

[–]Scuba95 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or rather can't turn your phone for wide screen.

[–]americanman24 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ive always considered that becuase facebook auto plays videos, youre more likely to stop scrolling down for a video with a really large message like "CUTEST THING EVER!!!" Or "Pot Brownies IN 30 MINUTES!"

[–]fireboltfury 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who in their right mind doesn't turn that off though?

[–]OuchyDathurts 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

9 times out of 10 if it has the white letter box it's a video someone stole from someone else to steal views for themselves.

[–]Roneci 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's a "style" that emerged first as a means to steal video content. People would "edit" the video to have these letterbox words and emojis -- this allows them to claim the content as their own because they "modified it". It's the most common way for people to steal content from creators and pass it off as their own.

The unexpected result of this is that it's now a style that idiots seem to enjoy. So even legitimate clips like this IGN one (seemingly) will incorporate this letterboxing, because the rubes on Facebook have come to expect it.

Sad state of affairs, really.

Sorry for the longish post, people seemed to be shooting in the dark Re: why this style emerged, felt like educating peeps.

[–]kokowarrior 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I hope we don't let this become a thing on Reddit.

[–]Thatecuadorian 221ポイント222ポイント  (6子コメント)

Didn't even require you to log in to Uplay. 4/10

[–]Ibreathelotsofair 55ポイント56ポイント  (5子コメント)

you had to do that to get into the theater

[–]JohnWalllOfChina 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

And click through six ads for UPlay Premium

[–]Play_Rust 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You are then asked "But what is cloud gaming?"

[–]Hullian111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

accepts T&Cs

Take some more T&Cs!

[–]Pokabou 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

The drinks at the concessions were also rated 7.8/10 for having too much water

[–]Ibreathelotsofair 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that and the water in the drinks behaved.......strangely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQ_ZozZIio

[–]oopsimdrunk 693ポイント694ポイント  (101子コメント)

They must have not been paid enough to review the movie.

[–]SolidSnke1138 12ポイント13ポイント  (16子コメント)

Out of curiosity, why is the level of hate for IGN so strong here? Everytime I see something posted about IGN there is a ton of hate and a lot of comments like this one. So I'm really curious what it is they did at some point to strike such hate from reddit as a whole.

[–]drgigantor 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think it's that their ratings seem to be arbitrary ("shit graphics, broken controls, no story, 8/10" "thrilling plot, tight controls, photorealistic graphics, 6.5/10") but games whose makers have a lot of money to spend on getting good day one reviews somehow seem to consistently have nicer words and higher numbers, despite these games sometimes being near unplayable when people actually get them home (cough assassins creed cough cough)

[–]bktechnite 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't review games for their quality. I remember legit broken games getting 9/10 on their site. What possible reasons cause that to happen? Money.

[–]maxis2k 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its not just on Reddit. IGN has been a joke since the GameCube/PS2/XBOX days. Blatantly upscoring highly advertised and hyped games regardless of quality. And downscoring less popular or less advertised games. Back then, an upstart GameTrailers was more realistic about scoring games. Even had the audacity to claim Dragon Quest VIII was a better game than Final Fantasy XII, while almost every other review site (including IGN) blindly praised FFXII. While also proving they played less than 10 hours of the game in their review.

Of course I'm not trying to defend GameTrailers. They fell apart in the PS3 era and became just as bad as the rest of them. But the point is, IGN was paid off and a joke even earlier. Of course, this is the nature of reviews as a whole. If IGN was just a site providing gaming news, it probably wouldn't have as many problems. But the reviews are the major reason people went there (and still go there). Basically, you can't have a site run entirely on opinions (reviews) and not expect controversy.

[–]characterlimitsuckdi 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

They liked mass effect and they were paid to advertise mass effect so we all jumped on the bandwagon

[–]TheDarkAgniRises 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

What...What the fuck....I don't even understand this line of thinking. Mass effect is wildly regarded as, in terms of storytelling, a pinnacle of gaming, even if you're talking about Mass Effect 3, which only really had an issue with its (Admittedly garbage) ending. Hell, IGN weren't the only reviewers praising ME, nearly every reviewer on both sides of the planet loved the games.

Edit: Fixed a typo. I personally don't go on IGN much anymore but this is a silly reason to hate them.

[–]characterlimitsuckdi 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yup. It's dumb, but with the amount of stupid circle jerks on here it's not surprising. I'd be surprised if most people have read the review, it's not like they call it a perfect game. In fact if I remember correctly they actually make a point of saying it's not perfect.

[–]lalliesaurus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not just specifically Mass Effect, but more the general feeling that their endorsements can and are often bought, owing to how when they do give reviews, they're often weirdly inconsistent with the actual perceived quality of the game.

Assuming it happens, it's dishonest, disproportionately affects the success of a game and convinces people to buy games that are not as good as they are made out to be.

[–]JosephND 35ポイント36ポイント  (8子コメント)

They must be visiting Reddit for inspiration like every other online shitrag

[–]manafount 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's cute that you think reddit content is original.

[–]JosephND 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Who said it was. It's a content aggregator, easy for the lowest common denominator to comb and repost.

That's laughable that you think anyone believes in OC on here.

[–]ruobrah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pile of fucking shit 10/10

[–]CrumblyBread 115ポイント116ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's a good thing IGN went with built-in explanatory text, I might have stumbled upon this complex joke without context and been confused.

[–]Lazermissile 183ポイント184ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seems like they just browse Reddit. More like r/fellowkids

[–]benb4ss 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't need to browse reddit to think of this very obvious joke...

[–]DelicateSteve 106ポイント107ポイント  (10子コメント)

You mean they're making the same low-effort basic bitch joke every idiot's been parroting since the movie was mentioned last year? Quality.

[–]PiratePandaa 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

Pfft, you'll probably have to sign into Uplay halfway through the movie. LOL! xD!

[–]JackiaYing 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

You just described reddit

[–]greg225 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Download the season pass to get exclusive post credits scene! Ha ha ha!

Classic.

[–]Kreliad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey these people are well-paid professionals with degrees!!! Yo

[–]petrichorSerendipity 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Ign sucks too quite honestly, i never trust their reviews. Theyll give any game that pays them enough a 90+ even if its complete shit, just like their company.

Now theyre pandering to the lowest common denominator, oh wait, thats exactly what they always do.

[–]Kreliad 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Trolling?" What? l??

[–]ScottRTL 38ポイント39ポイント  (45子コメント)

Who the hell claps at a movie!?

[–]Khourieat 50ポイント51ポイント  (18子コメント)

Ugh, when I saw Force Awakens people kept clapping. Shit was really annoying.

[–]ChickenPlunger 24ポイント25ポイント  (10子コメント)

Don't go Opening Day or weekend. People are excited and it's more of a group thing clapping than a thank you clap. Cheering and stuff is pretty cool opening night, imo. Wait a week or two and everybody there is more of a casual fan. They usually don't clap or anything.

[–]Khourieat 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

It was weeks later. But it was a weekend because I work.

It was a nice theater, too. Leather reclining seats, little tables in between. I couldn't believe people paid all that money to go see the movie and then sit around clapping like a bunch of sea lions.

[–]forgotaboutsteve 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You want to show appreciation for a movie then write a review. The director can't hear you clapping in the theater at the end of your showing. You just look like an idiot and I get 2nd party embarrassment.

[–]Fimpish 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly, sometimes it just comes down to the luck of the draw. I went opening day in Toronto and people were silent. No cheering or clapping until the end.

[–]ChickenPlunger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You most likely had a lively crowd. I went to a Cinema Grill recently and there was no clapping until the credits rolled. It was a very soothing experience compared to the exhilarating and energetic experience of the weekend openings. It varies, I usually watch opening night for the movies I really want to see. The rest I give a two week window since I want to see the movie and pay attention to just the movie.

[–]MagicianThomas 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

People shouldn't be clapping during the movie. That's the bottom line.

[–]ChickenPlunger 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

So should they not express themselves like laughing if something funny is said? I understand if it's disrespectful like talking throughout but they're geniune reactions to the movie. Just wait to watch the movie if it bothers you that much.

[–]duelingdelbene 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I could see that happening at least twice. Both when certain characters show up.

[–]Schwarzy1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It happened when r2 came on screen, but not even the part where he does anythig, just the part where hes shown sleeping. Made no sense.

[–]wedgiey1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Millennium falcon reveal had me going.

[–]Zefirus 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can do one worse. Recently, Rooster Teeth had theatrical showings of RWBY Volume 1, which is three years old at this point. You also had to preorder your ticket, so only the most hardcore of fans would be there.

Imagine a theater full of people quoting every other sentence and yelling their own commentary at the screen constantly. It was awful.

And if you weren't already aware by me being at a RWBY screening, I'm a giant nerd.

[–]OtakuMecha 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's kinda what RT wanted. A form of fellowship between fans. The point wasn't for people to come and sot down and just watch it because, as you said, it's three years old. They've seen it. They said the point was for people to come together and enjoy it in a different way.

[–]Khourieat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Augh, yea, okay, that does sound really freaking terrible.

I'm glad I didn't have to see that happening!

[–]StupidLimbicSystem 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I saw it, some asshole kid behind me whispered a couple of spoilers. Like, loud whispers.

[–]You_Have_No_Power 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There were at least 3 moments when fans in the movie theater clapped during Capt America Civil War which made me miss some dialogue. Fuck them.

[–]StupidLimbicSystem 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lots of people, usually and the end. I hate it. No one is there to receive the applause. Fucking morons.

[–]DrAlcoholocaust 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are you kidding? Any opening weekend big movie has lots of clapping.

[–]Devam13 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am sorry but that's not true almost anywhere outside America.

[–]Havoksixteen 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I've never heard clapping for a film outside of premieres and stuff. Regular cinema viewing - nothing.

[–]LeMike01 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe it's different in Europe, but here in the States everyone claps a bit at the end of a movie. I just follow along

[–]Ramrod312 37ポイント38ポイント  (29子コメント)

IGN made a funny?

[–]Epithemus 60ポイント61ポイント  (14子コメント)

Meh, it was 6.5/10

[–]Beareh 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

7.8/10 Needs more water

[–]plsrekt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

the joke was too much water

[–]DRN1NJ4 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Water you refering to? I hear that number everwhere but I dont get the reference.

[–]Rocket_McGrain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we gild you can you raise that to 10 ?

[–]Incubacon 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

Didn't they take the idea from Reddit though anyway? It's the exact same image as the post that was on here. IGN went full Buzzfeed.

[–]WhatInYourPants 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Reddit just stole this joke from 4chan though.

[–]forgotaboutsteve 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

All of it was stolen from reddit so more like retold a joke.

[–]mokopo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

A funny that has been made by everyone as soon as the trailer came out.

[–]KisaiSakurai 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's not really "trolling"...

[–]Akredlm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most "trolling" these days isn't

[–]shamus727 48ポイント49ポイント  (22子コメント)

Im so sick of IGN being assholes. Bad reviews, bad jokes, bad site. Just bad bad bad

[–]PiratePandaa 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

You should definitely watch the Mirror's Edge Catalyst playthrough of the beta from IGN. Ever given a child under the age of five a controller and just left them to playing a game? That's exactly how they played.

[–]MattyFresh7492 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Haha thats not surprising. I'm on mobile, you got a link?

[–]PiratePandaa 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23_mof_5e0 I remember in r/mirrorsedge when we were all desperately waiting for a beta key, one of the biggest complaints was about how annoying some of the gameplay footage was. Whilst this stuff is great for the developers who want their game to flow and see how it is for the people playing first time, some of the stuff is so obvious it's ridiculous.

[–]FatherDerp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure it's less a problem with the player than the vibe you get from the game play itself. There's so much focus on the ambient sound that the character makes it's almost as if it was made as an ASMR video game.

[–]bigbadiewolf 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh god I had to watch it, that guy is so bad, he didn't take the time to learn the mechanics makes the game look clunky and slow compared to every other video I have seen.

[–]PiratePandaa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup! I speedran the original a bunch and ended up getting the beta done within a few hours but to be fair, I had the runner vision off (highlights next few moves) and had been playing it for the first time. I didn't expect the IGN player to know much but the mission is far enough after the tutorial to know the basic moves.

[–]Lier_X_Agerate 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

They've been assholes for a while. I stopped going there when that little asshole Colin Moriarty called all of their readers "entitled babies" for being unhappy with the Mass Effect 3 ending.

[–]moltari 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

man, Colin's the most opionated person i've ever come across. his opinion or get the fuck out is how he come across. even if he doesn't mean it like that.

the new ps4? GARBAGE and he'll SPEAK OVER YOU TO PROVE HIS POINT AND REPEAT IT LOUDER THAN YOU T MAKE SURE ITS HEARD. heaven forbid he stop and realize it's just modernizing the console market to a similar model as PC Gaming. you dont see PC Gamers bitching every 6 months when a new GPU gets announced. it's not like it makes their current system WORSE.

[–]You_Have_No_Power 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I blocked them from my host files. I had a petty little argument with Dan Stapelton at /r/games about Colin's "entitled video".

[–]AndyWarwheels[🍰] 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

Halfway through the movie he should also get stuck in a wall and lose all his weapons.

[–]hobo_clown 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's a 45 minute montage of Michael Fassbender running around opening up treasure chests

[–]AndyWarwheels[🍰] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would like to make it easier to come back here in the future... Better climb to the top of every large building I can

[–]WhatInYourPants 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

The extended edition has 156 extra hours of footage added, of Fassbender just standing there because I left my computer on and the game running when I stayed at my girlfriend's for a week.

[–]PiratePandaa 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd also like to see a montage of Fassbender just running around crowds and pushing people over.

[–]iexiak 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The first 3rd of the movie is a lot of fun, though it is weird that the main character repeatedly leaps into the same hay cart, assassinates 10 dudes, and keeps hiding in a group of monks to get away from the ye Olde cops.

The second and third acts are clearly a repeat of the first with slightly different buildings. Same villagers, same plot, same dialog. Somehow the movie studio releases 10 followup movies all the same but with different buildings and make a ton of money.

[–]tunax09 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

[–]A_Dodgy_Gentleman 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I honestly did't know that IGN had it in them to submit anything remotely slanderous against a Big 4 developer. Kudos to them.

[–]Plebbar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are they clapping?

[–]pantscommajordy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You get a special Ezio costume for pre-ordering your ticket.

[–]SolenoidSoldier 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh look, this joke again.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IGN isn't in a position to be trolling or judging anyone...

[–]xEazy420 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit, everyone.

[–]yaosio 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too many assassin's, not enough creed. 3.5/4.

[–]HatesSleepApnea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scott stapp left the band.

[–]coolerthanabagof 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Uplay is required to watch this movie."

[–]Hitlers_Gas_Bill 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It asks you to sign in to Uplay before the film.

[–]DPSOnly 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not really OP, this is IGN stealing other peoples memes because they are too shit to make their own. But in order to fool people, they put their own watermark on it.

[–]goofball_jones 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was browsing through the movies on Hulu the other day, and I discovered they already made an Assassin's Creed movie in 2009. Sure, it was only 35 minutes or so, but still. It was live action and actually had pretty high production values.

[–]Malgio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then they get wet when the next one comes out

[–]mainev3nt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn IGN serving it up cold

[–]fred1840 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No FOV slider. 3/10

[–]manocolypse 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"It's like Skyrim with Michael Fassbender."

IGN 72/10

[–]RedSawwwwwx 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Okay so I missed the whole whatever those talking things are. Reference?

[–]DigitalImpostor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a bug in the game that caused the heads of characters to not be rendered.

[–]NoTick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahhh. They must not have gotten paid to review their movie.

[–]JapHands 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With the amount of fuck ups that come from IGN I don't think they're in any place to be posting this kind of stuff. Leave that to Reddit.

[–]retroracer 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

why is it always the same fucking picture if that happened so much?

[–]-JI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because it didn't happen all that much. It happened to some people (oddly enough, including the people at IGN) but was patched really early on. I think a day one patch fixed it for most, but not all, but people kept using it. However, there were a ton of post-launch issues. This is just the most iconic picture since it happens right at the beginning of the game.

[–]KickassMcFuckyeah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the shittiest thing I have seen today. And I don't mean the content, I mean the medium. Holy blurry letterboxing thing without sound. My internet is a 100mbit, it can stream 10 times a 10 mbit HD stream at the same time. You guys all suck with your crappy videos without sound like it's 1912. (clapping)

[–]SoulFire6464 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the Assassin's Creed movie was actually a ridiculous self parody like that I would go see it.

[–]v0yev0da 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait so there's white box lettering around a gif of a movie with closed captions?

[–]EvanLIX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

3/10 Not enough leg room.

[–]billbixbyakahulk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trolling the AC movie based on the problems in Unity but IGN didn't have a problem with shilling Unity when it came out.

[–]glodomor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the hell does "trolling" mean nowadays?

[–]TradingAintDead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this isnt trolling

[–]xTye 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except movies don't update. Ruined your own joke. Good job.

[–]thisisjustmyworkacco 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's with the faces?

[–]Dont_gild 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Semi-thread hijacking, but here's my edit of the trailer with a better song. It got overshadowed by other videos, especially with similar videos by other within the same hour, but see if you guys like it! :)

https://youtu.be/Mv1ycb91lKQ

[–]MercMoose 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should include the 30 minutes in the middle where Michael Fassbender has slowly walk around an office building and attend a meeting with his boss

[–]Nickorator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not enough Uplay