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 No.2701

>Now this is a story all about how
>Some drunk Austrailian hick's world went upside down
>Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
>And I'll tell you how this austailian ditz shit his underwear
>
>In west queensdale, born and raised
>Checkin out this new catwalking kraze
>Chillin out, meowing, the pack of us two
>Walking down the street, about to take a poo
>When a bearded white guy who was up to no good
>Was stringing up a rope on his redwood
>I let out one little meow and the man got scared and said
>"I'm only doing this because I'm losing my hair."
>
>I meowed in horror as the man came near
>Drunken slumping walk, and in his underwear
>If anything I knew this man was not all there
>But I thought, nah forget it, I no longer care
>
>He picked off a scab on his face and then ate
>That crusty disgusting thing like it was involved with watergate
>I could only look in horror as this man began
>To shit inside his cum encrusted underwear

 No.2706

lol my fucking sides though

 No.2707




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