It dawned on me, just moments before now,

That, even though my efforts to R1

Had brought to being this, which makes me proud,

The deed in question had been prior done.

To all who moderate, and some who don't,

This news should come as no unknown surprise,

That I am Yamada, deny I won't,

Of CatFortune, and Batman, I arise.

With all that said, I think it would be meet,

Regardless of which pseudonym I take,

For you to place the banner at my feet,

For I but without doubt have made my stake.

I pray and hope you are not known as thick;

Please give me my new flair, and do it quick.