UKRAINE WON EUROVISIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iExW72v0BSwSo when russia will give back ukrainian crimea back to ukraine? (and reparations for invasion)
congratulations cunts
I hope Russia invadest. Ukrainian
Ukraïna slava
grats, where are you gonna host it?
IT WAS OURS YOU KIKE
>>59380963>implying it wasn't a tactic from russian army to invade more Ukraine while they're watching Jewvision in their sofa
Worst song, anti-russian faggotry
>>59380963The entire contest was rigged as fuck.the juries are the worst thing to happen to eurovision
Укpaїнa Укpaїнa Укpaїнa Укpaїнa
>>59380963Well deserved, it was the best song.
Гepoям cлaвa!
Fuck your eastern european politics, you can all get invaded for all I care. Straya got robbed.
L-lwów jest nasz...
>>593815017/10
>>59381501kek
>cry political propaganda and muh crimea>winWow
top kek get fucked Russia
>>59381501Chaos is a laddersee Euromaidan
>>59381806Preach it, Nigel.
>>59382012
>NATO cucкs are now morally obligated to reclaim Crimea>ww3 eruptsGET HYPE
>>59382075>>59381977>>59381501Fuck off putin shill.
Reminder a Turkish song won the Eurovision. Turkey in EU 2017.
Bullshit political phone voting as usual
>>59380963PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC BTFO
>>59382111Are you that one faggot who makes the 'muh azov' threads? Lmao subhuman scrub
>>59382075>>59381501>>59381977>>59382012>>59382075+15
>>59380963>Turan will happen in your lifetimeThis is the first step senpai
they're at it again!!
>>59382137Fuck you, I gave 3 vote to Ukraine
>>59382217Your old colony is ukraine'd
Cyкa блять.
>>59382170No.But you are just as retarded as him. How many Roubles have you earned today?
>no Russians ITT
>>59382270At least Ukraine is in Europe
>>59382075You could literally make the same kind of pics featuring the Supreme Leader Zakharchenko. Those uneducated alcoholic monkeys deserve to be bombed into oblivion, and so do (You)
>The anti-russian elite establishment wants Ukraine to win>The European peoples want Russia to winHaha let's take power from the people and give it to a few
ah yesA Tatar Muslim, very Ukrainian
>>59382270stop forcing this shit, you spelled it wrong
>>59382292Pls invade soon
>>59380963gg ez 4 Яussia
>>59382301
RUSSIANS ARE LITERALLY MAD ON 2CH RIGHT NOW, LOL
>>59382385well desu it looked really balanced on both sides.
I could feel the Aussie shitpost machine revving up as their fingers twitching in excitement. They must be super pissed now.
/!\ REMINDER /!\The """rationale""" behind jury vote is to limit political/buddy voting.Italy (and true runner up Russia that was obviously punished for political reasons) was robbed last year by the same bullshit. This should not be accepted.
>>59381501Is that Mike?
>>59382385More like russian diaspora
>all the Ruskiboo buthurt
>THANKS RUSSIA
Good job, you had the MOST BORING and forgettable song of the night, but you won due to politics.And no I'm not mad about 11 points, Germany vs everyone else is normal
>>59382487>votes were obviously fairly balanced>Russia's last year song was fucking terriblecry me a river pro-Putin faggot
>>59382500Too slim
>>59382487Political voting is the best thing ever happened to Eurovision, thats why it so popular and why chans actually care about it. Who would give a fuck about shitty pop music contest?.
>>59382270Nah man, the singer was turkic and they come from asia, so they got KHAN''d again.
>>59380963Heroyam Slava
>>59381806Russia got robbed nigga, Australia only had 4th most votes by the audience. Russia wouldve won if not for the rigged jury.
Remember: not politican
>>59382556This, not only was the song itself shit, but it was >muh crimeaI'm glad Australia didn't win, but Russia should have gotten enough points to slip into 1st place, as their showscene was good, and the song was pretty decent as well
Oh Giorgio you couldn't possibly know how bad it would be.>>59382657Literally annex yourself.
>>59382669Poland are the ones who got robbed>get SO many points from people>get almost zero from juryYeah right. If Jury had voted right Poland would have won
FUCKING FASHIST BANDERIST KIEV JUNTA RIGGED EUROVISION!!!11 FUCK UKRAYINA NOT REAL COUNTRY RUSSIA STRONG!! RUSSIA REAL WINNER WESTERN NATO CIA CONSPIRACY!!
Butthurt of russians is literally tangible now. You even can't imagine what a shitstorm is happening in russia right now.
>>59382552ISIS flag reads>am I Jews 2050
>>59382552noise
>>59382546all this EU butthurt
>German aftershow party>Madeline Juno comes up with her new song "stupid girl"kek
>>59382731Dude. Nobody gives a shit about 6th or 8th or 10th place. Either you win or you don't win, and Russia won.
>>59382487eat shit faggotfuck russia
Can Ukraine host it?
>>59382731Last year it was even worse. We won in the peoples vote and still lost.
>>59381513> Juries> Not the Public VotePolish song was shit and the Jury put it down where it belonged. Public vote kicks in and it jumps up to 8th.People can't keep their politics out of a goofy music contest despite every year the winners ask for peace and love.
Truth be told, Ukraine had one of the best eurovision songs everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonEHope Russia manages to annex whole thing by the end of this year tho.
>>59382803No you fucking didn't.
>>59380963cuck
Without FAG JURY POLITICAL FAGGOT VOTES, RUSSIA is NUMBER 1CLEARLY THE BEST SONG, AND THE PEOPLES OF EUROPE KNOW IT
great deal for russia desu
>>59382669I don't get it, if the jury doesn't vote for Russia it's rigged, but if it does it isn't?
>>59382797>tfw I live next to a qt3,14 lithuanian girl
explain this sweden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCCvwsc0gmg
1.- When I look back, I have only one feeling...2.- This is a huge regret3.- Regret that we have not succeeded4.- That we were not ableto create this European world5.- That would have been themaster of the universe forever6.- Which would have providedto the white race, the first place7.- The great domination of the mind8.- And when we seewhat there is before us9.- What thirty years of victoryof the others have done10.- This anarchy in the world11.- This collapsing of the white race12.- This desertion throughout the universe13.- When we see in our own countries14.- The breakdown of morals15.- The fall of the homeland,the fall of the family16.- The collapse of the social order17.- When we see theappetite of material goods18.- Which has replaced the great flameof the ideal that animated us19.- Well, really, between the two...20.- We chose the right side 21.- The little wretch of Europe today,with this common tinpot market22.- It can not give happiness to mankind23.- The consumer society rottinghumanity instead of elevating it24.- So the rest of us at least, we havedreamed of something marvellous25.- And we have only one desire26.- That this spirit could be reborn27.- And with all my strength,until the last moment of my life28.- I will fight for this29.- For what was ourfight and our martyrdom30.- Shall be one day...31.- The Resurrection!
>>59382759They'll probably invade Ukraine and completely annex it. They'll host the next Eurovision, one way or another.
What the actual fuck? Can someone please explain? Why did everyone love the ukrainian song?
>>59382834Weren't we in the top of peoples vote?
>>59382803that was italy not poland
>>59382478Not really pissed, just surprised that an objectively terrible singer won. I wouldn't mind Russia winning because they had someone who could at least sing a decent tune. Kinda makes you wonder how its pure coincidence the last two was ukraine vs russia. I actually thought we'd lose jewry vote but there's a reason they changed the voting presentation.
>>59382821See this is the shit I miss from Eurovision. Its trying too hard now.
top kek
>>59382849You mean the Russians living all over Europe "know it"
>Ukrain wins>all talk is Russia Russia Russia#1 according to viewers
>>59382910Because it's cool to hate Russia
>>59382912Eh, almost I guess.LOL
How many points did Russia get from Ukraine in the popular vote?
Is there a live results table anywhere? Google is giving me nothing for 2016
>>59382910jury rigged that shit into victory (they give their votes AFTER the public vote ends)
>>59382910I don't get it either. The song is pretty mediocre, the perfomance doesn't suit the song about "muh poor crimean tatars"
Is is good, better than last time? Don't want to hear the tatar song myself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B85VuNbiKZE
>>59382137The phone voting favored Russia, it's the FAG JURY'S fault for having so much political bias.Russias song was pretty much perfect, and with excellent scenography.WTF was ukraine, WTF was ausfailia??? One generic song that got overhyped because the girl is cute, and one ugly witch singing a bad (musically) political song, WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR THE WORDS SHE SINGS.Next year i'll just stop watching when the music ends.
>>59383012none and same thing vice-versa
>>59383012They both gave eachother 0 points.
>>59382742What Russia Today viewers think>>59382799If you and Azeribaijan are allowed then even American Samoa or Uzbekistan could host it, lmao
>>59382899Taste is like the butt
>>59383068pepe sure got fucking disgusting for a while
>>59383010At least Sweden's song was decent, it was a catchy dance song.Ukraine's song this year is god awful, they're just crying about muh genocide and retards voted for them
>>59383010I think it was 2014 though, boobs were in 2014 or 2015?
>>59382126we don't even join the eurovision , don't want none of that eurocuckinghere is the last song we had attended withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY
>>59383050>Russias song was pretty much perfect, and with excellent scenography.It was a shitty generic pop song.
>>593830121488
>>5938306810/10
>>59382910the reality is Russia lost any goodwill it had in Europe and the fact the conflict is no longer in the news hasn't changed that
>>59383012>Serbia gave 12 points to Ukraine and only 1 to RussiaI've been always shitposting and bullying Serbia, but today I love you guys, seriously if only you weren't such a russian cucks I'd love just like I love any other european country.
Thanks Crane we didn't...
>>59382385>let's let the plebeians vote on art!This contest was doomed from the start 2bh
>>59383040They do all their voting the night before actually you stupid polish fuck
>All these mad Russian lovers
>>59383010At least we had a goddamn decent song and a fucking great performer. We didn't try to wrest pity votes by getting all political.
WHERE CAN I SEE THE RESULTS
>Russia cut off the broadcast when Ukraine wonTalk about sore losers.
>>59382910Horrible song by "Jamala" to african beats about muh ebil russianscucks who don't understand music voted for it
>>59383050Chill out don't take this show serious
>>59383068Based Canada brining the heat
stupid russian bastardsyour country is a joke
>>59383262No it didn't
>>59383262pls be true,proofs?
>>59383068More aesthetically pleasing than the Ukrainian hosts.
>>5938301212
>>59383262Source?
>>59383188fuck you m7, you seem like a massive cunt, I'd gladly shank you if I could and thought I could get away with it
>yfw eurovision becomes totally political vote racinggood thinh we left this BS. if youre lgbt fag weird shit or anti russian, then you automatically win.
>>59383269yet you wanted russia to win
>>59382692
>>59383290LONDONISKHAN
Why is Ukraine so based?
>>59383290Fuck off you euro cuck scum Thanks to you we lost
>>59383068underappreciated post
congrats.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHALOOK AT ALL THESE RUSSKEKS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHACRY MORE FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
>>59383223says a smelly paki goatfucker
>>59383262It's true. Putin himself ordered to shut it down.
>>59383342>if youre lgbt fag weird shit or anti russian, then you automatically win.>anti-russianBut then you could win in the next year
>>59383296>where is the proof
>>59383262this is true, my uncle works for their nat television
>Eurovision confirmed rigged by EU jew jury No wonder us and Germany did so shit.
>>59383050>falling for the memeography>>59383269>african beatsincredible.
Every year russia sends the same old boring generic shit, and every year people vote in droves for them. Thankfully this year russian dullness was kept at bay again.
5 cute facts about jamie:- She's a girl!- She's a German!- I love her!!!!!- Jamie!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59382853Lmfao
>>59383338Tonight you can be as rude as you want, Serbia-chan, I'm all at your service :3
Russia btfo and that's all that matters
>>59383406>make up shit to tell THE TRUTH
I need the webm of the polish maids licking her stick desu
>>59383101That's the jury. Ukraine people gave Russia 12 points and ruskis gave Ukraine 10.
>>59383484is she anime????
>>59383468You sucked even harder in the call-in votes though. 8 points out of +3000, that's actually worse than the one point Germany had.
>>59380963Kill yourself hair""""""pole""""" faggot.
UK public voting12 points - Lithuania10 points - Poland8 points - BulgariaHmmm I wonder who could be behind this...
>>59383484why are brunette Germs so qt lad?
>>59383375noice
>Ukraine won>MUH POLITICAL VOTES KEKED EUROPE MUSLIM SHIT>if Russia won>WELL DESERVED KEK LOVERS BTFO PUTIN BEST MANget real faggots
>>59383537Yeah well atleast we're not frigging gay lmao
>>59383269>2-step>african beatsthose beats were pure british
>>59380963wtf? looks like shit
>>59383484weaboo whore
>>59382270
>>59383394we dont join that thing anymore. even british house of commons is more intellectual
>a bogan gook almost won YUROvisionwew lad
>tfw No thicc Gf
>>59383576I'm sorry - Did you watch your own performance?
Sucks for Russia. They deserved to win, superior dog and choreography.
ENOUGH
>>59383479Her name is literally Jamala, if you deny the cuck conspiracy it must be because YOU ARE A KEK in DENIAL
>>59381977>>59381501>>59382075what do these images have to do with eurovision
>>59380963I Need Something To Sedate MeBut I Cant Afford The HighGive Me SomethingTo Help Me EscapeSmells Like A Freak Show
Anyone got Jamie Lee crying?
Last one again.Tell me again why are we paying for this shitshow?We should pack our stuff, pull all of our money out of the contest and leave it. Fuck you guys if you don´t vote for us .
>>59383613Yeah while your dad sucked my dick
RIGGED AND WWIII CONFIRMED U DONE NIGGERS OHH GOD I HATE URINE
>people arguing about two white countries fucking themselves up>meanwhile a fucking Chink almost won Eurovisionyou know your priorities /int/
>>59383612noice
Fucking pidors, Russia was better. Ok, I hope we´ll see next contest in Crimea.
>>59383657Why would you want to see her sad?
ok they won
>>59383573get out of europe, ahmed
>>59383663Warum zahlst du GEZ?
>>59383612>those fucking thighshng
>>59383679Fuck off weird Germany
>>59383643
Next year`s eurovision in Russia
>>59383642absolutely ebin
>>59383679No they didn't, they ranked 4th in the popular vote.
>>59383612wew
>>59383178Truely i havent heard about that conflict in a while and was sure russia was forgiven... I wish bulgaria wouldve won to be honest, i loved your song and ill be sure to keep on playing it
>>59383608should have won imomaybe im a yellow fever nigger tho
Point breakdown.
>>59383725Wenn ich könnte würd ich nicht.
>>59380963Nice. So much butthurt is gonna occur now
>>59383679>mongol hybrids>whitejust no
>>59383718My sink needs to get fixed, would 12 bucks be okay Wladislaw
I was for Germ/a/ny and Australiai can't deal with this
>>59383716SLAVA UKRAINI>SLAVA UKRAINISLAVA UKRAINI>SLAVA UKRAINISLAVA UKRAINI>SLAVA UKRAINISLAVA UKRAINI>SLAVA UKRAINISLAVA UKRAINI>SLAVA UKRAINI
>>59382866Dont you know where we are? This place literally became "let me suck off russian dick while Putin fucks my ass". The only ones who got robbed are Poland. Poland should be more pissed.
>>59383824I Need Something To Sedate MeBut I Cant Afford The HighGive Me SomethingTo Help Me Escape
Don't worry Russia
>>59383102I try to take RT seriously, but the comment section is completely cancerous.
Lol got btfo axaxaxaxa
>But the jury got rid of bloc voting>12 points from Belarus to Russia via the juries>implying
>>59383878Dude what country even are you?
>>59383845:3Jury are faggots
>>59383765Why are you so buttpained?I mean you're a fucking disgrace by now, posting anti ukie shit all day every day.
>>59383845yes, ukraine has a lot of russian diaspora, whats your point?
>>59383840I didn't care who would win desu, just was against Pidorussia. Anyway I gave my 3 votes to Ukraine.
Turns out Putin was too cheap with the bribes.
>>59383696Germoney was robbed animu grill was amazing
>>59383878FUCK OFFUCKOFF
>>59383965That's Serbia.
>>59383591yes Turkvision is much better
>>59383679thisI was seriously worried a fucking chink would win EurovisionI had ptsd tier visions of an /int/ where australia wins eurovision.Easter? tier shitposts everywhere.
>>59383262No, it's not
>The behind-the-scenes juries robbing Russia of the victory is going to make Putin sympathize with the Republicans' attempt to stop Trump even more now>Trump will understand some of what Putin feels>Russia is pissed that the EU stole a victory from them>the US pissed at being treated like third class citizens (segregated website, constant reminders of being unable to vote, blocked from seeing one of our own perform)>the USA and Russia, including their (future in Trump's case) leaders are now both pissed at Europe over thisEurope, what have you unleashed upon yourself?
>>59383898kek
Post your favorite things to come out of Eurovision, /int/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
Winners conference in a few minutes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMWAfWcVwU0
>>59383992basically mini russia, russian dick suckers, whats your point
>>59383262Wow it's true.>putin himself caught on video violently janking the cable with tears pouring from his eyes
>>59384088What about Polan?
>>59383789it's like if word gets out someone in the office eats dog meat or masturbates to dolphins, people will stop talking about it after a whilebut nobody will treat him the same again
>>59383825>Russian self-projecting>>59383880>>59383765>>59383824>>59383696>>59383986Your Commonwealth = BTFO even more as your Hussars suck Putin's dick while being fucked in the ass by Junkers
I'm not mad that we lost, I'm mad that >muh 1944 won. Awfully boring and hideous vocals famalam.I was rooting for Russia just to spite EU cucks but who am i kidding, the EU owns ESC.
UKRAINE IS MY FAVORITE COUNTRY :3
The first entry on eurovision got me thinking lads.What IS depression?
>>59383946cuck
>>59383992serbia would give russia the popular vote if it was just someone farting into the microphone for 3 minutes
>>59384125Rather Russian workers in Poland
>>59383973>Pidorussiahttps://youtu.be/M65mswPJN80
>>59384167>>59384125
>>59383484Fuck you. My name is Jamie and I'm tall, big, bald and mean.
>>59383994better than your last """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""winner""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>59383946t. hair"""""""""pole"""""""
>>59384131ThisFuck Poland. Your posters are incredibly annoying
>>59384167Serbia gave 1 point to Russia, 12 to Ukraine
>>59384185All two of them? We are not Ukraine. Furthermore those russians who live in Poland hate their motherland with passion.
>>59384185more like 1 MILLION illegal hohols
>>59384257the popular vote familia >>59383845
>>59384088They gave 12 points to Ukraine, lel>>59384200Do you want me to post results of WW2, Hans?
It makes sense when you think about it, we are still sanctioning the fuck out of Russia so it would be impossible to host Eurovision in Moskva.The Russians only have themselves to blame, at least we invited them.
>>59383612who is this cum summoner?
>>59383997Can someone post the webm of the catalog from easter?
It's beautiful how Russia gets btfo 2nd year in the row
>>59380963Double faced ironic song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaB-_b3_YIw
>>59384133We had objectively best beatsEven /mu/ voted for us the most long before we actually won http://www.strawpoll.me/10212777/r
>>59384299btw ukraine voted 12 to russia tooand russia gave 10 to ukraine (by popular vote i mean)anyway russia got rekt hard
>>59382789DId they, Dima, did they?
>>59384240nopeI'm actually pretty pissed off right now, this song sucked hard
>>59383845Could you show the Dutch vote?
>>59384326and sweden is gay
>>59384088They and belaruse, that one is a mini cock sucking russia too.
>>59382803You mean
>>59384264
>>59384368Russia was robbed, and the US was treated like shit.Russia, when we elect Trump, we'll go non-interventionist. When we do, feel free to take over Europe if you want while we look the other way.
>>59384379OY VEY DELET THIS NOW GOY XDDD
>>59384133>the EU owns ESC.No, they don't
>>59384399Imagine if Russia won, shitstorm caused by this would just blow the whole easter europe so they had to use absolutely independent and unbiased jury.
>>59383612need a name here asap my manalso depressed guy on the background is me irl
>>59384302
>>59384399Congratulations Ukraine! See you in Kiev, it's time to show European side of yourself.
>The peoples of Europe voted Russia to be 1st via tele-voting>(42 x number of jury members) change the outcome and Ukraine wins JUSTI hope Putin retaliates.
>>59384526cuck
>>59384486i know rightdesu i'm glad ukraine won just because we avoided that shitstorm
>>59384429>this much butthurt
>>59384526Thank you!
>>59384333Lass is the Azerbaijani entryLad is the Dutch entry
Havent taken Eurovision seriously since 2014 desu.2015 was promising but they fucked it up again.>That jury fuckupI dont care how much they kept our shitty entry from being last, the juries are a retarded system>12 jury points from Belarus to Russia>It totally stops bloc voting
>>59384486Wouldnt even mind Russia winning, you would have to host yet another massive event and spend money on it, instead EU will probably have to finance Ukraine for this shit.
>>59384578Le funny maymay
Does anyone know the name of the Lithuanian woman who gave the points for her country? She was pretty damn hot.
this is the cringiest thread ever
>>59382803>>59384458This surely has nothing to do with you flooding the rest of Europe with diaspora
>>59384516>WOW IT TOOK ALL OF YOU TO DEFEAT ME
>>59384422
>>59384461>Russia was robbedOh no, someone call Putin a whaaaaambulance
>tfw you downloaded Jamie-Lee's album
>>59384596>the juries are a retarded systemi agree, it's UNFAIR, especially for poland this yearbut fuck, we avoided russia
>>59384625This?
>>59384603That's Latvia voting btw.
what a boring ass song sheeshjust looked it up and it turns out it's a turk from ukraine signing about ''muh russian oppression''fuck it, had i looked into it a bit i would have put my house, my car and all my money on ukraine to win, considering that eurovision has turned into a tool for spreading political messages propaganda
>>59384635This.It's obvious that diaspora will vote for their homeland.That said, there are way worse immigrants than Poles.
ukraine actually had a shit songreally shitrussia should've won
>>59384596dude there's too much relatives in Belarus even i have more in Belorus than Russia.
>>59384516Russians aren't human beings so their lifes don't count
>>59384693The thing is, the jury fucked up in the only job they had.To stop bloc voting and not to interfere to much with the peoples opinion.Meanwhile>12 jury points from Belarus to Russia>7:222 jury,people ratio for PolandHow can people defend this?
>>59384379SHUT IT DOWNUKRAINE DINDU NUFFIN GUISE, DEM EBUL RUSSKIES BE KILLING DEM ALL
I don't give a shit about European sports so I have no idea what's going on, I'm just here to congratulate Ukraine. Canada stands with you!
>tfw I haven't heard a single song from recent eurovisions
W-what about Belgium, guys? They deserved to win, right?
lelthis fucking face was worth it tho
>>59384562And now imagine shitstorm next year when Russian delegation come to Ukraine))
>>59384379What is this movie about? What did the ukrainians do in wolyn?
>>59384794>t. ukr*nian diaspora
>>59384711Don't care desu, this year they actually had a decent song.Meanwhile the ukrainian one is just screeching in a horrible accent about ebul russians and politics
>>59382593This.
>>59384818Wouldn't have minded a Belgium victory, your song was pretty sick. I know my uncle voted for you guys.
>>59384650Thank you!It's pretty much as expected. Belgium was a nice song and obviously our neighbor. Poland is the only one surprising, but we have a big Polish diaspora that likes to vote.
>>59384825i think you guys will just boycott itlike, ukraine will probably boycott 2018 soccer world cup if we get to it
>>59384235Turkey is returning next year because of her win, bookmark this
>>59384750Yeah, but the JURIES gave russia 12The entity created to counteract the Belarus -> Russia circlejerk contributed the most to itIt was its only purpose and they fucked up, but noone else seemed to notice
Didn't want to us because that shit is expensive and there surely would be scandal because the whole even is super gay and some tourists would get assaulted a 100%, but losing to Ukraine pissed me off, mostly because it was such a shit song, Eurovision is all about dumb pop trash, not that whiny shit.I really liked Straya and Poland and both of them got fucked over in different sides on voting.
Eurovision won an European country, everything went the true way. Of course, during the short period we had an occasion to feel Asian wind from the East, but luckily..
>>59384905turks said they won't return until jury system is removedironic, huh?
>>59384818Yes. Laura was top qt and the song was catchy and fun. It was one of my favorites along with Bulgaria and Latvia.
>>59384834Ethnically cleansed the region from Poles and CzechsI think Jews were already dead by then
>>59384853What? Poland's song was awful this year
>>59383612
>>59384786>>12 jury points from Belarus to RussiaWhat's wrong with it? I'm sure Belorussians gave 12 to Russia too
>>59383560All these countries send help to ukraine in one way or another, while fucking western eu keep sucking on muslim dicks and pretending everything is alright. Not sure about Bulgaria, but Lithuanian and Poland absolutely hates russia. No countries that left SSRS want to get back at it, only russia is saying how communism was great. And the comfy sitting anglos like yourself keep on sucking Putins dick pretending like hes the saviour of the white race, while completely ignoring other EU countries just because they oppose russia. Good show, Benjamin.
>>59384754But how they did it?
>>59384818song was okay, comparing it to the top it was better than the most popular songs
>>59384966Wtf, I love Poland now
>>59382910Because it was a good fucking song
The Polish song was quite bad. It was really diaspora voting for them.
>>59384897Maybe they just send some meme singer. Like Pistoletov. Or pro-Ukraine singer. Like dunno, any Russian rock group
>>59384998>Belgium 1>Bulgaria 2Australians have some fine taste right there>Lithuania gets a pointSneaky /baltausnz/
Awkward interviews herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMWAfWcVwU0
>>59385032The only reason the Jury was created was to stop that type of circlejerking, and they only contributed to it. Everyone always complained that belarus always gave russia the most point, so they added a jury to counter act that. But the jury gave 12 points to russia instead.>>59384999It wasn't worse than ours, and it was better than Ukrainian screeching.IMO Spain should have won. Although this was an exceptionally weak year in general
>>59384818You sang first unfortunately, so everyone forgot who you were by voting time
Germany, please, don't worry about your score
>>59385100Are you kidding? It was best song on this shitshow if you ask me.
>>59385100This, it was nothing special.
>Jamie will never be your gf
>>59385140>Everyone always complained that belarus always gave russia the most point,Why? I'm sure there are countries that will always give 12 to Ukraine, like Georgia, Poland and Balts.
>>59384834
>>59384834OY VEY, you should know where to push for your shekels, Im dissapoint!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLh0PaqfIE
>>59383390A FUCKING...EHH..
>>59385109Man i want Pistoletov now, that would've been amazing. My bet is that it's going to be someone so bland it'll have 0 positive and negative reaction or maybe they'll just send one of The Voice kid to slaughter>>59385100I liked it, he looked memorable too
>>59385173Its not the first time for germany to get the last place in the ESC, what we are mad as fuck about is the winner.
The good songs and shows were:1. Austria2. Sweden3. The Netherlands4. France5. Russia6. Latvia7. some shitty rock band I forgot so it cant have been that important
Russians already write hatespeech about Serbia, because they think that 12 to Ukraine was from televoting, lel.And they don't know serbian popular gave Russia 12.Fucking russians, ready to sell you whenever they don't feel right, worthless nation.
Russia is our retarded brotherbut still a brother>ukrainelmao
>>59385190Nah stop kidding
>>59385242Yeah I know, but people complained that it was unfair and they didn't judge the actual songs but the countries they came from.that is their reasoning anyway
>>59385302>a guy with fake liberator avatarNigga please
>>59385304Ukraine is our clay.
>>59385302Этo кyхoнныe paзбopки, хoхoл. Угoмoниcь.
>>59385302Fucking lel, pidorashkas on suicide watch
>>59383937Dude russia, tasty, cock!
>>59385302Shiet... I guess we are new best bros then
>>59385302STUPID RUSSIAN WRITE HATESPEECHMOM HELP ME RUSSIA WRITE HATESPEECH ABOUT SERBIA!! MOOM!1
>>59385331well that's what juries are forbut as i could see, national juries were even more politically biased, so this idea flipped hard>>59385384gibe back przemysl faggot
Guys, just to clarify, vote is same every year including this one, but they've shown expert's and people's votes separately, right?It's the same as previous years, correct?Russian politicians and media overlords are going full circlejerk on russian TV, telling that GAYROPE AND STUPID JURIES RUINED RUSSIA.
>>59385302ZRADA
>>59385275Pistoletov would win the scene :D
>>59385476yeah, people's votes were shown already added together and not by nation tho
>>59385476Everyone in Europe thinks the juries ruin the show. It's no surprise.
>>59385476it was only juries until like 2000, then it was only televote until 2009 when they re-added juries and made it 50-50. It's been like that since then
>>59385415lol good luck>Russian politicians and media overlords are going full circlejerk on russian TVThat's every year though, no matter who wins. But we basically got fucked over by juries second year in a row, vote popular vote last year too + i'm sure babushkas from 4-5 years ago won it as well, people basically only talked about them
>>59385475How can you tace away peremysl from such a cute Poland, Ukraine-chan?
>>59384694No, for Lithuania friend.
>>59385475>gibe back przemysl faggot>back
>>59385476It's the same as every year only now they showed the jury and people's vote separately. Also fuck political songs Russia or Australia should have won,
>>59385573we're just kidding mate>gibe back przemysl>no you gibe back lvivand so onbut both nations know that after operation Wisla nobody's getting "their" clays anymore cuz they are now other nation's
>>59385415Russian Empire should abandon you in WW1. Gavrilo Princip was terrorist.
>>59385511Please, confirm that our representation was stiff as fuck. Dunno who chose her to assigning the points
>>59385475>gibe back przemysl faggot>back>our former clay literally demands something back from us
>>59385476The juries did a lot of political voting. The uk giving points to artists who performed in the uk. Greece voting for Greek songwriters. etc
>>59385681Now we should aim on our future confederated with Baltic states and maybe.... Belarus?
>>59385681>>gibe back przemyslThis is is a joke, no but really>>no you gibe back lvivThis is serious business
>>59385747People did this from 2009, why are people mad now?
>>59385681>but both nations know that after operation Wisla nobody's getting "their" claysThe USSR gave Poland a green light to take back lwow but traitor "Polish"/Jewish communists didn't do it after 1989.
>>59385681I know it, I love you both, guys.
>>59385789>confederating>with cuckraineLOL
>>59385789Balts seem good by their own. Why would they agree?
>>59385894He talia? You know sparcle party song?
>>59385849there were no poles left in Lviv after WW2, simple as thatthey were out of place even before with Lviv being basically Polish "island", but deep in Ukrainian ethnic territory
Russia, are we bros?
>>59385969Don't be so rude to your sister, Poland-chan, she's won Eurovision tonight!
>>59386120Nope. They are the biggest genociders in history and they cannot into europe.
>>59386050>You know sparcle party song?No, what's that?
>>59386194Just like ukraine and turkey
>>59386222Chęck a german sparcle party on yt
Guys.Guys.On russian TV, host is presenting a recording of A PHONE PRANK OF JAMALA (OBVIOUS FAKE), IN WHICH "SHE" CONFIRMS THAT THE SONG WAS POLITICALPeople are literally mad at her.Holy shit we're back to USSR
>>59386121Stop with this chinese bullshit.
>>59386057>there were no poles left in Lviv after WW2You're a fucking liar.>they were out of place even before with Lviv being basically Polish "island", but deep in Ukrainian ethnic territoryNo, you're a retard. Lwow is 750 years old and was Polish for almost 450 years and had a Polish majority for 600 years. Poles became a majority in the 15th century.
>>59386120Of course!Why do you even ask?
>>59386194unlike germany amirite???
>>59386120No, you´re subject.
>>59386305Out of place my ass.
>>59386305swede, don't tell me about city i live in, okay?>50 to 10% in 4 years>LIARalso, Ukrainian king Danylo founded Lviv, so ye.
>>59386378Historically speaking our worst enemy should be Russia and GermanyAnd then minor ones, just likeUK and Ukraine
>>59386458i can understand ukraine, but why UK?TRAITORS?
How do I tell the German girl I love her?
>>59386421>also, Ukrainian king Danylo founded Lviv, so ye.I know and so what? Poles resettled from Krakow to Lwow on mass due to a plague in the thousands, even before Lviv became Polish in 1349. Poles then became a majority decades later under Casimir and built it and developed the city that came to be known as Lwow.
>>59386549>please shit on my chest
>>59386421>DanyloDendi Ishutin?
>>59386549Tell her you want to eat her shit or you want her to shit on you
>>59386497Because Britain has always supported and put the Cossacks/Ukrainians against Poles since Chmielnicki's time to weaken Poland.
>>59386358https://youtu.be/N_xADgd-aps
>>59382385>the European people*Putin bots
>>59386559well they came in they came out, bye bye to them
>>59386687WE BUILT THE FUCKING CITY, IT'S POLISH HERITAGE GIVE IT BACK U BANDERA FUCKS
russia will fucking destroy your shit i hope daddy putin will rape all of you fucking gipsy whore womenaustralia or russia deserved to win you pig faggots