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How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by dbeck 
on 5/14/16 at 2:13 pm
Met this chick a couple weeks ago and last week we went out for drinks and then back to her place. In the morning I wake up to her ex ringing the doorbell repeatedly and trying to look in the bedroom window.
Her: "Go away, we've been broken up for months, just let it go."
Him: "Is there someone in there?"
Her: "Yes."
Him: "A guy?"
Her: "Yes."
He leaves and comes back 30 minutes later banging on the door, ringing the doorbell. Peeks in the window and sees me in bed and says "Ha! I caught you!"
Sherlock Holmes here cracked the case of the guy's car in the driveway and the girl telling him she has a guy in bed with her.
Couple days later and I'm at her house again. He shows up in a cab (his license is suspended and he can only drive to work and back). This time I open the blinds and wave at him.
Him: "Is my girlfriend in there?"
Me: "No, but your ex is and I just made a big mess you need to come clean up."
Him: "Yeah I bet you did"
Me:
Him: ...
Him: "Tell MY girlfriend she left me no other choice."
He stormed off towards the cab before I could ask him if he wanted to stand in the corner and watch.
A few days later he leaves a note on my car at work (I work with the woman in question):
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He also leaves a note on her car but she didn't read it. He sends her a text saying "Did you read my note, just please say you read it and I'll leave you alone"
Here's the note that he wrote her, thinking it would win her back:
EDITED
Then yesterday he leaves a dozen roses and this card on her porch:
Most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed. How does a 42-year-old man end up being this big of a pussy?
And yes, I know the whole thing is trashy and we're probably gonna get shot
Her: "Go away, we've been broken up for months, just let it go."
Him: "Is there someone in there?"
Her: "Yes."
Him: "A guy?"
Her: "Yes."
He leaves and comes back 30 minutes later banging on the door, ringing the doorbell. Peeks in the window and sees me in bed and says "Ha! I caught you!"
Sherlock Holmes here cracked the case of the guy's car in the driveway and the girl telling him she has a guy in bed with her.
Couple days later and I'm at her house again. He shows up in a cab (his license is suspended and he can only drive to work and back). This time I open the blinds and wave at him.
Him: "Is my girlfriend in there?"
Me: "No, but your ex is and I just made a big mess you need to come clean up."
Him: "Yeah I bet you did"
Me:
Him: ...
Him: "Tell MY girlfriend she left me no other choice."
He stormed off towards the cab before I could ask him if he wanted to stand in the corner and watch.
A few days later he leaves a note on my car at work (I work with the woman in question):
edited
He also leaves a note on her car but she didn't read it. He sends her a text saying "Did you read my note, just please say you read it and I'll leave you alone"
Here's the note that he wrote her, thinking it would win her back:
EDITED
Then yesterday he leaves a dozen roses and this card on her porch:
Most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed. How does a 42-year-old man end up being this big of a pussy?
And yes, I know the whole thing is trashy and we're probably gonna get shot
This post was edited on 5/14 at 5:44 pm
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by PolyPusher86 
on 5/14/16 at 2:14 pm to dbeck
fricking cringe of the year
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by saint amant steve on 5/14/16 at 2:15 pm to dbeck
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by Darth_Vader 
on 5/14/16 at 2:15 pm to dbeck
Holy hell. The wretch has zero dignity left.
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by SlowFlowPro 
on 5/14/16 at 2:16 pm to dbeck
this makes me feel so bad and chuckled so hard
this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen in my life
this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen in my life
This post was edited on 5/14 at 2:17 pm
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by GetBackToWork on 5/14/16 at 2:17 pm to dbeck
That's not beta, it's more like needs professional help. Seriously.
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by Commandeaux 
on 5/14/16 at 2:17 pm to dbeck
Oh my.
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by Evil Little Thing on 5/14/16 at 2:18 pm to dbeck
Holy frick. He is insane. And pathetic.
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by Bunk Moreland 
on 5/14/16 at 2:18 pm to dbeck
quote:
And yes, I know the whole thing is trashy and we're probably gonna get shot
All else being equal, I'd get out if I was you.
I've never said the word "beta" on this site, but I feel compelled to use it in this case.
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by Mr Personality 
on 5/14/16 at 2:19 pm to dbeck
And you're getting this losers' sloppy seconds
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by saint amant steve on 5/14/16 at 2:20 pm to dbeck
Goddammit, does this bastard not understand proper capitalization?
dbeck, I think you might have stolen a woman away from a retard.
dbeck, I think you might have stolen a woman away from a retard.
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by bhtigerfan on 5/14/16 at 2:20 pm to dbeck
I really do love her man! Please leave her alone and let me reconcile with her. 
re: How does a 42 year old man end up like this?Posted by slackster on 5/14/16 at 2:20 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen in my life
This thread has such serious potential.
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