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[–]anthropology_nerdGuns, Germs, and Generalizations 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

A certain popular history book is flawed.

[–]BobBobingston/r/polandball is a completely trustworthy and accurate source 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, I'd definitely cite it.

[–]StoryWonkerAlaric sacked Rome because they had a Hot Topic 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because Goth jokes will never get old.

[–]lestrigone 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't believe in History, so I have no flair.

[–]AstronelsonHow did they even fit Prague through a window? 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Prague's too big to defenestrate, let alone twice.

[–]MisanthropeXAll Roads Lead to Dur-Sharrukin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The empire never ended.

[–]catsherdingcatsCato called Caesar a homo to his face 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ave, true to Caesar.

[–]a_s_h_e_nObama is literally Hitner 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh man, this was set around 3 years ago, I think Donte Whitner was trying to change his name at the time?

[–]ChaosBozzNo Jewish Lizards Need Apply 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't make me hire them

[–]israeljeffJR Shot First 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

JR Shot First.

Because I like Star Wars.

[–]Alpy94Magnus did nothing wrong[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

JR?

[–]israeljeffJR Shot First 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

From Dallas. Who shot JR? I never actually watched Dallas, but I know about that, and I love the Simpsons, which had the Who Shot Mr. Burns plot, which mimicked the Dallas plot.

I thought JR Shot First was a funny mashup of all of those things.

[–]lestrigone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoever that is, it's better than "JFK shot first".

[–]BrotherToaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't have flair here, so I'll just use my SWS flair:

"Defending the fatherland in the motherland."

It's a reference to people claiming most of the wehrmacht "was just fighting for its country" in a variety of other countries.

[–]jehillaFacts are eurocentric 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Facts are eurocentric. A joke on post modern critique.

[–]besturI don´t have anything witty to put here, sorry 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not an expert historian

Nor funny

[–]ShyGuy32Arvis of Velthomer did nothing wrong 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Arvis of Velthomer did nothing wrong! His execution of Sigurd the Traitor was just and paved the way for the glorious Grannvale Empire!