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[–]BobBobingston/r/polandball is a completely trustworthy and accurate source 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, I'd definitely cite it.

[–]anthropology_nerdGuns, Germs, and Generalizations 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

A certain popular history book is flawed.

[–]AstronelsonHow did they even fit Prague through a window? 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Prague's too big to defenestrate, let alone twice.

[–]catsherdingcatsCato called Caesar a homo to his face 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ave, true to Caesar.

[–]StoryWonkerAlaric sacked Rome because they had a Hot Topic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because Goth jokes will never get old.

[–]ChaosBozzNo Jewish Lizards Need Apply 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't make me hire them

[–]lestrigone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't believe in History, so I have no flair.

[–]MisanthropeXAll Roads Lead to Dur-Sharrukin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The empire never ended.

[–]a_s_h_e_nObama is literally Hitner 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh man, this was set around 3 years ago, I think Donte Whitner was trying to change his name at the time?

[–]israeljeffJR Shot First 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

JR Shot First.

Because I like Star Wars.

[–]Alpy94Magnus did nothing wrong[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

JR?

[–]israeljeffJR Shot First 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

From Dallas. Who shot JR? I never actually watched Dallas, but I know about that, and I love the Simpsons, which had the Who Shot Mr. Burns plot, which mimicked the Dallas plot.

I thought JR Shot First was a funny mashup of all of those things.

[–]lestrigone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoever that is, it's better than "JFK shot first".

[–]BrotherToaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't have flair here, so I'll just use my SWS flair:

"Defending the fatherland in the motherland."

It's a reference to people claiming most of the wehrmacht "was just fighting for its country" in a variety of other countries.

[–]jehillaFacts are eurocentric 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Facts are eurocentric. A joke on post modern critique.