funny 内の cyberdude8511 によるリンク I support the conservation of the NW Tree Octopus

[–]MikePants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus. Dont link to an entire webpage. You think I'm made of patience?

pics 内の FlyingPheonix によるリンク Flying a seaplane

[–]MikePants 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks so fake, it has to be real.

funny 内の NEEEEEN によるリンク They're calling McDonalds the official restaurant of the olympics..?

[–]MikePants 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could just get the one Coke and refill it, dummy.

funny 内の ncaravan によるリンク The only two people that I trust to guard the spare roll of toilet paper!!!

[–]MikePants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This raises a lot more questions than it answers.

funny 内の scoobassteve によるリンク Found this in porta-potty in Houston

[–]MikePants 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet that's not really how you get there at all.

funny 内の [deleted] によるリンク First thing you do when you buy a new Macbook

[–]MikePants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the first thing I do is zoom in on all your shelves trying to find something embarrassing.

funny 内の [deleted] によるリンク Downloads Flappy Bird......3 hours later

[–]MikePants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You and me both.

funny 内の [deleted] によるリンク They call it a "Curling Iron"

[–]MikePants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amateur.

funny 内の [deleted] によるリンク Downloads Flappy Bird......3 hours later

[–]MikePants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That'll do, internet. That'll do.

politics 内の jahutch2 によるリンク Plan of Attack

[–]MikePants -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is such a blatant Perry Bible Fellowship rip-off...

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF060-Penguin_Enemy.gif

reddit.com 内の Nikachuu によるリンク Xiaxue vs. Peter Coffin: Xiaxue's Final Conclusion

[–]MikePants 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will never, ever, EVER get tired of this story. It's easily the most fun I've had on the Internet all year. I know most people are moving on, but I check for updates on this guy continually. It's so satisfying on so many levels.

WTF 内の MikePants によるリンク Peter Coffin speaks to the press

[–]MikePants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So he met her in Scotland and saw her all the time and had sex with her like gangbusters OR he met her on Twitter and never actually saw her in real life? Well done, Peter. Well done.

WTF 内の MikePants によるリンク Peter Coffin speaks to the press

[–]MikePants[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you can see the thoughts at play in his head that he's going to end up in the black for this, because even though he closed his Twitter and reddit accounts, his four (FOUR!) YouTube channels are still up and running. You just KNOW that his thinking is, "People will see the stories, find the channels, and finally the hilarity within will get the exposure it deserves."

I've tried to make it through one of his dozens of videos. But sweet dancing Christ, everything else aside, that man has zero comedic ability.

WTF 内の MikePants によるリンク Peter Coffin speaks to the press

[–]MikePants[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you haven't heard by now, maybe you're better off, I don't know. But I'm officially OBSESSED with this story.

I first saw the story here: http://thedailywh.at/tag/peter-coffin/

In short, he might possibly be the biggest pariah the Internet has ever seen, eclipsing Alexandra Wallace by a factor of over 9,000.

WTF 内の MikePants によるリンク Peter Coffin speaks to the press

[–]MikePants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I keep getting errors when posting and things go FUBAR. Sorry bout that.