(TW: Okay, the dark side of my brain took over about halfway through this, and I don't want to make people uncomfortable or upset, so fair warning, this gets pretty dark about halfway through)

Field Report:

So yesterday, after me and a bunch of my mates got off our STEM-related jobs, where we each make £250,000 or more a year, and incidentally are entirely male. We went to the gym and after a wonderful hour of working out and getting all sweaty together, we're in the showers, massaging each other and jerking ourselves hard so we can compare the size of our cocks. Billy, who's 6'3", 210 lbs, with perfectly-sculpted abs and an 8" uncut cock, looks deep into my eyes with his own baby blues and suggests we all go to dinner. We decide to go to a little diner that serves good, healthy food.

We're served by this waitress who's almost at the wall, she had to be at least 14, but she was still good-looking. Blonde, blue eyes, 5'9", a bit chubby at 115 lbs or so, but most of that was with natural DD breasts, so she was still about an HB9. We all compliment her with wolf whistles and catcalls, as well as just telling her how great her tits are. Her eyes were darting around, checking us out, checking out our competition, and she clearly thought we were the best frames in the room, because she asked 'May I take your orders?'

So I order a steak and a pint and we're all eating our dinners, taking bites of each others food off each others forks, making jokingly seductive faces at each other, when she comes back. Tom, who's 6'1", 230 lbs, but that's just because he's built, with a cock so big that I couldn't even imagine deep-throating him successfully, (I've thought about it a lot, and I don't think I could do it), slides a hand up her skirt and gropes her. She squeals in total delight, and hustles away in embarrassment that she's so turned on, but she does come back to give us the bill, so I know she's turned on.

I tell the boys to go back without me, because I wanted to score with this bitch. They did so, congratulating me and winking at me, so I went back to my car (we'd come in two cars) and waited for her shift to finish up. After a couple hours, her shift ended, and she came out, so I built up my frame and approached her, and seduced her with a deep, breathy 'Hey baby', and ushered her into my car. She was literally aching for it, you wouldn't believe the screaming she was letting out. The whole way back to my place she was writhing and banging around, it was a good thing I locked the doors or she might have accidentally fallen out, she was so excited.

I got her to my place on my bed but she was putting up some LMR that I had to push through. No big deal, AWALT, none of them want to seem like the cock-hungry sluts they are. So I get on her and start jackhammering and choking her, and she orgasms so hard she's actually crying. I finish up and roll off her, and she puts on her clothes and runs out, probably to tell her slut friends about what a great shag I am. They want to seem all delicate and pure, but they're all cock-hungry sluts.