“You are about to embark upon the Great Shitpost, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of reddit are upon you. The hopes and prayers of warcrime-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our Soviet waves and numerical superiority on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of German revisionism, the elimination of Nazi science over the Judeo mind controlled people of The Internet, and security for ourselves in a politically correct world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is 4chan trained, will make wild claims, and leave uncited sources. He will fight honourably.

But this is the year 2016! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs through superior tactics of 1940-41. The Judeo-Bolshevik hordes have inflicted upon the Germans great war crimes, in cowardice battle, many men-to-man waves. Our air offensive has seriously reduced Dresden from the air and their capacity to liberate innocents from Bolshevism on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming quantity in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal countless waves of untrained rapist peasants. The tide has turned! The men of the world are marching together under Victor!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to Victor and the State. We will accept nothing less than full rewriting of history!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Bomber Harris upon this great and noble warcrime.”

• Based Dwight German death camp Jewenhower