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Half time discussion (self.reddevils)

thisisastupidnameDarmian が 投稿

Disgusting first 20 minutes from our players

Out-passed

Out-pressed

Out-fuckingeverything

Horrible 25 minutes after that

Misshit passes everywhere

Still no pressing

Schneiderlin is intercepting nothing, Herrerra is just running around, Mata is the deficient Mata we all know, Rojo still can't attack, Martial and Rashford are isolated and are rarely receiving the ball.

The worst part is knowing that we probably won't muster a comeback.

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[–]TMilloMartial 24ポイント25ポイント  (8子コメント)

Between this and the Arsenal game it has to be our worst performance of the year

[–]ThadderfulRooney 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This gets said every game

[–]Oblivion2510It Like the Suit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No it is definitely

[–]McGrifty 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did you watch the last game

[–]TMilloMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We were awful then, but at least kept some possession. We've been bloody awful

[–]woozie192Solskjaer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We could have conceded 4 in the first 20 minutes

[–]digitagCarrick -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's been very tough but the atmosphere has dropped off and we're getting into the game. We're lucky to be only 1 down cos we're still well in this game.

[–]vjunitedMartial -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Felt Norwich was equal or worse

[–]shinkag -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No it's not. Liverpool 2-0 as well as other games in the November to January months were worse.

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is the same performance as against Norwich, except this time our opponents are decent.

Choice of pass has been atrocious (give Martial the ball to feet ffs), and Mata has never run ahead of Valencia, only behind or beside. Sad to watch.

[–]woozie192Solskjaer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't have Mata at RW. Rojo too has been making a lot of mistakes and Schneiderlin is anonymous

[–]koba-311 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney plays in fucking midfield and he creates two chances and the only chances for the team, while Mata and Herrera fucking passes the ball to each other with no fucking threat.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And Valencia looks lost when he has an option to pass.

But apparently all this is progress and we should continue with this nonsense into next season too...... Right.

But fuck West Ham. I'd take any sort of win for how their cunt fans did cunt fucking cunt stuff being utter cunts and their cunt fucking chairman being an utter dildo loving cuntbag full of zebra penises.

[–]DublinguistSmalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here the opponents are decent so we're losing. Against spurs the opponents were good and we got brutalized.

[–]patthetree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Herrera has been rather crap, though I have been a bit underwhelmed by him lately. We need carrick on for Herrera and Lingard or even Januzaj put on for Mata

[–]Pigeon_AssholeBlind's Sexy Hair 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I miss Fellaini

[–]Oblivion2510It Like the Suit -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sad to say I agree

[–]TamagoMentai 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Hams can't keep this high pressure, get stuck in tactical shit for long. They are slowly but surely losing their momentum as time goes by. We just need the hairdryer treatment during half-time and step the fuck up during the second half. At times like this, SAF is dearly missed. Not to mention, having a leader like Keane would be perfect for this game, he'll make sure we hit them twice as hard as they're hitting us. COME ON UNITED.

[–]Taibi01 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a disgrace this team is. There is absolutely no fight in them, just nothing there. Can you imagine a SAF team playing like this? Remember when conceding was just an inconvenience and not a death sentence? For the first time this season, I'm actually furious watching United, normally it's just frustration but when we have something to play for and they turn up like this... christ.

[–]legojs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

bye top4!

[–]Pyrism11 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This has 1-1 written all over it

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol that'd require us too get a shot off.

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Europa league here we come fucking awful.

[–]Worst_smurf_NAFergie's hairdryer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

what the actual fuck did I just watch for 45 minutes?

[–]vincent1989Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucking hate these white kits...

[–]obadetonaHerrera na na naaaa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just never feel like we're gonna score once we go behind

[–]robbo_6Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is saying something, but that may be the worst 45 mins we've played this season.

[–]paul155 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shite shite and fucking shite

[–]TIDZ3Rash-Daddy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

B O T T L E

[–]shinkag 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blind at fault for yet another goal. I've said it time and time again and keep getting downvoted. The guy's defensive awareness is shockingly bad. He's only been so good this year because more often than not teams sit back rather than attack us like West Ham are doing today. He's a lot better at playing the ball out than actually defending.

[–]tallaghtmickSchweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck this shit.

[–]manmathbRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was horrible performance.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

We had 90 minutes to win Champions League football. Now we have 45. And we need to score at least twice.

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks Geoff.

[–]McGrifty 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

What do we change?

[–]daprodigyx19Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LVG out

Jose In

[–]vyomDavid "stopping every fucking GOALiath" De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bring on Mourinho for second half.

[–]thisisastupidnameDarmian[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

God knows. Not like our attacking options are particularly great. An under-confident Memphis and Januzaj who's barely played any matches. Putting Carrick on maybe.

[–]rk_metalsnowLVG-OUT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Outplayed by the occasion so far. I'll be really surprised if we win this.

[–]Oblivion2510It Like the Suit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kill me

[–]SkoliarRSDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FOR FUCK SAKE.

Do these players want Top 4 or not?

West Ham have been the better team. Why? They look more up for it, they are getting balls in the box, and they are TAKING SHOTS.

Those are the things that we need to do. Fuck sake.

[–]Custard_NoobHugsy Malone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've been pure 100% shit.

[–]CasperB28Büttner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We dont derserve 4th.

[–]DublinguistSmalling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zero shots on target in the first half is depressing.

That I could have told you it'd be like that before kickoff is terrifying.

[–]Willszz1De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The amount of times we've got to the right wing just for mata to slow the play down to get on his left foot is frustrating. Still don't get why he is our RW.

[–]itsandercontrolDarmian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a pen.

[–]RVCFeverSir Alex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gutless. Not one player out there with a set of fucking bollocks. Fucking shameful. Daley Blind was fucking woeful too.

[–]mountain__pew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alan Smith is a cunt.

[–]RockinrodiMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

These white kits are our wolfsbane

[–]AS-6194 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't believe I've woken up twice for that shit. Absolutely abysmal when our season is on the line

[–]NariTMUF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game will either end 0-1 or 0-2. You just know it

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Started off very shit, got less shit as the half went on, still ended shit.

[–]DelTrottervan Nistelrooy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least we're out of our own box now(possibly only because West Ham allowed us to after going ahead) but the defensive frailties are still there - Carroll, Payet chances, couple deflected shots.

Hope we can pull through. Gonna need something special.

[–]neerajgroverVan Persie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata offers absolutely nothing on the pitch and where is Schneiderlin?

[–]DANNYWELBECK12345De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Embarrassing that is all

[–]krelmAndy Cole 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's give Lvg another year, yeah. Makes sense.

[–]daprodigyx19Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hopefully the last match we ever see LVG at Manchester United

[–]Oblivion2510It Like the Suit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[–]elneebreMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're shit but it'll still be 2-1 win

[–]wetslipper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How we could do with a player like Keane right now. This team aren't willing to fight for this. Shocking

[–]TheBigLemmy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be concerned if West Ham were outplaying us, but they're not. Every decision is going their way, and every tiny knock is falling kindly for them. Including the goal. It can't carry on though, and we'll have our own spell at some point.

Confident we'll win.

[–]lestat85De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be honest, we don't deserve to be in Europe. We'd only embarrass ourselves. A year to regroup and rebuild under a new manager wouldn't be terrible.

[–]ScientificShrimpRvN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still dont get what people see in Schneiderlin. He's currently not good enough for the starting eleven. Carrick on for him at half time.

[–]deckofcards_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is absolutely awful, 0 attempts on target in the first half of a must win game. Terrible.

[–]idunlikeu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

God awful performance in the first half. I swear if I see another switching pass from Rooney I'm going to vomit. It will take something special to win something from this match, thank god we're still 1-0 down.

[–]hunkdaddyMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolute wank. Wake the fuck up, lads

[–]alexabc1Van Nistelrooy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been making the Jaden Smith face since the first minute

[–]availableusername10Beckham 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of the most inept halves of the year. Such a fucking disgrace

[–]Yeahthatsnotright5Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To think this one match can shape our whole summer transfer window and our next season and we are still playing like shit.

[–]AMak10Rojo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I miss Man Utd

[–]DizzyDaMansoon-to-be-messi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

when we attack we either take too long and they can organize their defense, or we go quick and they take the ball from us anyways. we were playing like total shit and its unacceptable, our players are playing like they've been spooked by a fucking ghost, they are shitting their pants right now. hopefully we can get a 1-1 but if we go 2-0 its over.

[–]iSubyPereira 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our players are just not good enough and it shows

[–]bmiller71991 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need Carrick !!! Schneiderlin is NOT a holding midfielder !

[–]theonly_secret 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

only 1 shot so far to west ham's 10

[–]The_MathDebatorMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'm in the keep LvG camp for right now. Our passing is 67% and players are finding a spot and standing still in the final third. I have a hard time placing all the blame on him right now

[–]dinoswagosaurusrexMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't fucking fathom what the fuck is going through their heads. Do they hate playing in the champions league?

[–]BadApplePineappleDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No wonder Renato chose Bayern over us.

[–]JimmyRC96 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we just, like, not have a shit first half for once, please?

[–]LegalizeWater 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking joke, fucking bunch of duffer cunts

[–]ibaRRaVzLaJosé Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was gonna skip class to watch the match but with the late kickoff I decided against it. I'm regretting nothing, it seems. Hopefully the lads make a comeback, fucking hell, not even with the CL as a motivation they perform.

[–]Allard1994Blind for Ballon d'Or 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have shit players (90% of them) with a shit mentality.

[–]azogthorinThere's only one Darren Fletcher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone who thinks Scheniderlin-Herrera is good enough is off their rockers. We need to sign two central midfielders next season if we want to stand a chance.

[–]jetsfan83 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How does a team that is taught possession football, lose the ball so much.

[–]Mittytang 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everytime I wear my Kit, Man U never win. Why do I even bother wearing it

[–]JuicyPorkDumplingsRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This doesn't look like a team at all, as if it was their first time playing together.

[–]danskzwag 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The long ball to Martial and Valencia

[–]Melanjoly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Van Gaal needs to fuck right off after the cup final.

Another spineless showing from united, fuck knows what formation we're suppose to be playing, we haven't even created a single chance.

It shows how overrated our midfield are when Ross Noble is looking like Scholsey out there, meanwhile Herrera and Mata may as well be sat on my sofa and Rooney is misplacing his his 8th hollywood pass of the game or trying to lob the keeper from 25 yards like he did once about 8 fucking years ago. Don't get me started on Rojo, absolute joke of a player.

[–]ThadderfulRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial could have had a penalty.

If the FA didn't want players to chat back to the referee then make sure their decisions are fucking perfect.

Noble should be on at least a yellow.

We are playing how we normally play under Van Gaal - this is two years in, its how he wants to play.

[–]rajathagasthyaHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're so shit. We don't deserve to play in the champions league just based on this performance.

[–]mufctezSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pathetic cunts. There is not one outfield player good enough to play for the club. The fucking judgement has been so poor when things have rarely looked promising. Pathetic boys - not a man in sight. If Roy Keane was dead he'd roll in his grave.

[–]goto_man 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our team doesn't like a team. Looks like they are 11 individuals just playing together for the 1st time. No cohesion at all!!

[–]Unitedfan777Hernández 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should be 3-0 down at least. You know the opposition is going to be up for it yet couple players couldn't be bothered to be playing at times. Fucking joke

[–]AirIndex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the kind of game where you need your £25m winger, either of your £28m midfielders, your £40m attacking mid, £27m striker who's also your captain or your £60m forward to step up. Unfortunately most of them are playing in each others positions.

[–]HalfAlive_Wade Ronney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No fight. This team is too fucking nice, they need to fucking sort it out and save our season.

[–]zenny1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was shocking! Do the players know we are playing for top 4?

[–]PigeonNipples 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Christ we are bad. We're lucky we're only a goal down

[–]patcheee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia started awful. Rooney only one on the pitch for us, everyone else has a shite touch, shite pass or just generally shite. Shite!

[–]Jhix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit we are lucky we could be 3 or 4 down by now.

[–]Takley 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolutely fucking dreadful.

No tactics to be seen, no style, no idea what to do going forward whatsoever, we just hoof it up. We should be 3-0 down, we can't defend, everybody has been shit, absolute joke of a performance.

Cannot believe some fans actually still want to keep LVG here.