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EFFORTPOSTdafuq r/jokes (self.ShitRedditSays)

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Current top post at +2394.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4ibg4s/the_reason_why_i_only_date_black_girls/

The reason why I only date black girls

Maybe he's going for one of those jokes where you expect it to have an offensive punchline and it's--

is because I don't like meeting dads.

Okay then. :|

But wait ... did you hear that dogwhistle?

It's time for a reddit racist roundup!!

Let's start off by mocking black speech, and while we're at it, why not immediately take the edge to 11?

he dindu nuffin (+15) [1]

this is on /R/JOKES

The reason I only date black girls is because I'm not into black guys... (+163) [1]

Once you go black you're a single mom. (+120) [1]

WHO UPVOTES THIS SHIT

I dated a black girl once. She would clap at me when she yelled. So on the bright side at least I got a standing ovation. (+90) [1]

Can someone please explain?

Black girls clap as a way of adding emphasis when they yell at you.

COME ON REEDIT. Im drowning in a sea of shit. Save me.

Father's Day, the most confusing holiday in the ghetto. (+54) [1]

AKA Harlem trick or treating (+28) [1]

gaghhh aghhhh splurt

so i can openly not leave a tip at the restaurant, and still get laid.

edit.. i think i just invented a jewish and/or cheapskate joke. (+22)[1]

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[–]amyfus 72ポイント73ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha racism lol

reddit.com

[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. 52ポイント53ポイント  (6子コメント)

dindu nuffin

It's not just mocking AAVE even though that's how it started, it's just a straight up white supremacist term now.

[–]FlyTrumpIntoTheSun 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally mocking the families of police related deaths.

[–]Fate_Axyom 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not even how all black people talk. Like fucking idiots for real

[–]so_srs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not even how it started, it was racist at coinage.

Unless you mean it was a racist mocking AAVE, then yes.

[–]DBones90 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can you give me some background? What's AAVE?

[–]grammatiker 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

AAVE, or African American Vernacular English (also called African American English or Black English Vernacular, and often pejoratively called "jive" or "ebonics"), is the predominant variety of English spoken by African Americans. Many people insist that it is "broken English" but this is pure, vitriolic, racist nonsense.

[–]FlyTrumpIntoTheSun 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

African American Vernacular English.

[–]trump__stamp 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh the irony. Tell them this is wrong and they get mad at you, make a joke about neckbeards, creeps, men and sexual harassers and they go all Omg these feminazi whores wanna stop our FRI PEACHES! SERIOUSLY MISANDRIIIII?!

[–]metalknight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're just too sensitive, sad!

[–]RanchoUnicornoSynthwave feminist 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Kings of Comedy are @ it again folks!!!! CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THESE GREAT JOKES XD!!!!!! 1

[–]y2jayjkSRS Brigadier 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someday they will actually have to interact with real people outside of their safe space known as Reddit DOT com.

Until then, upvote all those original jokes, champs!

[–]PM_ME_A_COFFEENot enough coffee to deal with this shit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

If these people want to be stand up comedians, maybe they ought to sit down.

[–]Reap_it_and_WeepBrainwashed gay male serving feminazi overlords 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was so disappointed with /r/jokes. I'm a big jokes and puns fan--when I first met someone I liked in high school I sent them a new joke every week via email. So when I saw /r/jokes it was an immediate subscribe.

I get it, there's dark and edgy humor. But then there's just plain racist or sexist jokes.

[–]Sand_Scar 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

it shouldnt surprise me that such an old and uncreative joke like that got so many votes because i mean... it is reddit but still.

[–]Mial42PhD in Misandry 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]Meshleth 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Post-racial society, amirite?

[–]PM_ME_CUTE_FUTANARI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone hungry? Because r/jokes has a huge bag of jalapeño flavored yikes and they're giving it out to everyone!

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    [–]TerribleJokeBot 20ポイント21ポイント  (9子コメント)

    A fish swims into a wall. What does it say? "Dam"

    I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.

    [–]Prodigy-IINerd BRD 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey that was actually funny, /r/jokes could really use someone like you!

    [–]Baabda 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    tell me a joke

    Gotta try it.

    [–]TerribleJokeBot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.

    I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.

    [–]-Lunatic-Sith Justice Warrior 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    tell me a joke

    [–]TerribleJokeBot 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

    What did the skeleton say when he walked into the bar? "Give me a beer and a mop."

    I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.

    [–]-Lunatic-Sith Justice Warrior 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't say that when I walk into a bar.

    [–]loliwarmechSarcastic Jetpack Wearer 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Wait what's the joke here?

    [–]sibtiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He's a skeleton so the beer will just pass through him and end up on the floor, hence the need for a mop.

    [–]loliwarmechSarcastic Jetpack Wearer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ty bb

    [–]brdsetsfireWake up, brigade. Now derailed and mansplained. 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What did the brd say to the berry?

    Get the fuck out of here.

    [–]loliwarmechSarcastic Jetpack Wearer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i'd dunk that """"joke"""" right into /r/ComedyCemetery