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Battlefield 1 (self.ShitWehraboosSay)

ShadySimWarsaw Upriser が 投稿

So should we brace ourselves for Imperialboos or something of that nature? I gotta admit it's more fun countering wehraboos from WWII.

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[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about 18ポイント19ポイント  (18子コメント)

im ready to vomit blood out of my ears for this one

the normies getting into ww1 history fuck off no

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

As terribly butchered as WW2 pop history is, I think WW1 is even more misunderstood.

[–]Jesburger [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Dan Carlin tells me WW1 is exactly like a boxing match.

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

oh honey no

[–]BeefymcfurhatLovechild of Lettow-Vorbeck and Guderian 6ポイント7ポイント  (13子コメント)

"let's all charge en masse at machine guns like they did in real life"

Shudders

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 10ポイント11ポイント  (11子コメント)

Everyone knows that in WW1 the tactics and strategies literally never changed, there were 0 winners, there was absolutely no innovations, the lines never moved an inch, the war was fought for no reason, the front line trenches were the worst thing in human existence and the troops would be forced to spend literally 100 years in them at a time while the Generals sat far behind the trench lines in safety, drinking beverages and sending literally billions of troops to charge against machine guns, and only the Western Front mattered.

[–]BeefymcfurhatLovechild of Lettow-Vorbeck and Guderian 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are hurting me both emotionally and physically

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

elos is screaming right now and he doesn't even know why

[–]yellowcedarLease-Lend, now with 200% more untermenschen bolshevism! 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't he always though? There's always someone out there that deserves the focused wrath of elos on them.

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

And I haven't even started on how the Treaty of Versailles literally raped Germany ;)

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

mfw

[–]TrojanIV 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah but it just doesn't pack the same punch as ww2 German shit posting

[–]elos_"Anxiety disorders are...from the underpinnings of capitalism" 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah wait until you hear for the 50th time that the war was started by capitalists wanting to try out their new toys. Like they watched Sherlock Holmes and were like "yeah that's right."

[–]Sachyriel [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Like they watched Sherlock Holmes and were like "yeah that's right."

That movie made me want more chemical weapons as the big bad thing to stop in movies. I mean, this new BF game will scratch that itch, but I think the nukes are a bit overplayed, you know?

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

dae evil imperialism same thing both sides WASTE OF LIFE ;_;

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just wait until we get the hordes of people screaming about Stormtroopers and the MP18.

[–]MBarry829an eagle named “total air superiority” 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm Indy Nidal, this and more on This Week in the Great War.

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

im already reeeing at the Mark IV in the desert where they were barely used and failed

[–]-RedStar- 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm interested in it but I know very little. Please be gentle!

[–]Wikkoe3 Martian Tripods = 1 HMS Thunder Child 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

Already seeing people mad because there's a black person in the game. Black people don't real, apparently. Harlem Hellfighters don't real either.

[–]BigBo14Three nazis walk into a BAR... 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol are you fucking serious? Jesus people are worthless.

Edit: so I decided to go to /v/ to see the shit show. Decided to post this.

son of former slaves whole country thinks your subhuman whole country treats you as second class citizens get drafted become known as the fiercest fighters from your country scare the shit out of "muh glorious Prussian soldiers" come back and have first Veterans Day parade. Virgin posting on Chinese image board site is triggered by a video game telling your story your decedent is railing the woman he loves while she begs for more

This is the reason why I'm known as a "self hating white person" and a "race traitor". Names I wear with a badge of honor.

[–]hispeedchicken 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

>Tirailleurs senegalais not real

>Askaris not real

>African theater not real

>mfw people think only WW1 was only fought by white people

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Their faces when

[–]-RedStar- 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ, a bullet doesn't care who or what you are. People are just the worst.

[–]Uhm_yupwell, uh, BRITIAIN DID IT FIRST 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

We're going to have a whole renewal of the "Treaty of Versailles was, like, fuckin mean" jerk, which is always a fun one to shoot down like Richthofen by a Canadian or Aussie, depending on what story you believe.

[–]Swardingtonsays what he wants about Nazis 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

You know what's fucking mean? An unprovoked invasion of Belgium.

Thinking about it, did Victor mess up with rewriting WWI? As a kid I was taught that there were no good guys or bad guys in the war, just two sides that had to fight each other, almost accidentally, because of treaties. It was only as an adult watching a documentary did I learn that Britain entered the war because Germany invaded neutral Belgium.

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

You know what's fucking mean?

Executing civilians for being "partisans", the "Rape of Belgium", building giant artillery guns for shelling enemy civilians in their capitals, the first truly large scale gas attacks, bombing civilians with zeppelins, unrestricted submarine warfare?

Nah man, shotguns.

Seriously though, why were Germans such cocks during the World Wars.

[–]ShadySimWarsaw Upriser[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I for one look forward to unloading glorious buckshot into the Krauts and hear their complaints about it.

[–]-RedStar- 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

But muh clean Germany!

[–]elos_"Anxiety disorders are...from the underpinnings of capitalism" 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously though, why were Germans such cocks during the World Wars.

Prussia.

[–]TheD3rpYou know what's thicker than KRUPPSTAHL? Wehraboo skulls, kiddo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

unrestricted submarine warfare

I wouldn't really say that's as bad as the other things, it's a legitimate military strategy not dissimilar to a blockade.

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

if by fun you mean fucking tedious

[–]IsodifGermans really won, the jews are just covering it up 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

well in fairness, the Treaty was cruel in it's ineffectiveness yet soul crushingness that was brewed into anger.

it was not lenient yet reminding enough that the war was fucking aweful, nor was it harsh and crushing enough to make it never happened again. it settled for between the two as the Americans and the French couldn't agree and the result was a treaty that was doomed to failure.

[–]Wikkoe3 Martian Tripods = 1 HMS Thunder Child 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

SOON

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's amazing

[–]youlostthewarwehrs 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

Well then, let's start ripping into the WW1 badhistories. So, who's first?

[–]ShadySimWarsaw Upriser[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Germany was merely upholding their honor bound pact with Austria!"

[–]Fostercare_FestusWar of Polish Agression 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

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[–]Comm_Codyvon Manstein did nothing wrong 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]Sachyriel [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

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[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Germany didn't want to go to war, but they had to defend Austria from Franco-Russian aggression!"

[–]attackchopperFreeaboo and proud, Kiddo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, Holy Shit! I have always wanted a call of duty or battlefield WW1 game, I remember hearing about that theory before CoD Ghosts released that it was actually a game called Patriot or something set during ww1, but was so dissapointed when it wasnt. I know of great games like Verdun and it seems big game companies are starting to notice WW1, Wow OP, thanks for telling me of this game. And yes, it will be fun seeing a new species of Wehraboo show up followig its release, Though, I bet they're already starting to show

[–]BigBo14Three nazis walk into a BAR... 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm so excited to drag some Harlem Hellraiser's nuts across some Imperials face.

[–]attackchopperFreeaboo and proud, Kiddo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I gon' shoot them kaisery bastards with some .30-06!

[–]ShadySimWarsaw Upriser[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

"The Lusitania was clearly asking for it!"

"We beat the Russkies before they were Bolsheviks!"

"Muh German Empire!"

[–]Turagian 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Muh stormtroopers!"

[–]attackchopperFreeaboo and proud, Kiddo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Muh laser guns!

[–]Fostercare_FestusWar of Polish Agression 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

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[–]yellowcedarLease-Lend, now with 200% more untermenschen bolshevism! 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

A Korean war game would be amazing. Anything to shed some light on the conflict while we still have the vets with us would be a great thing imo.

[–]TrojanIV 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Omfg you thing the wehraboos are bad with Soviet Asiatic hords just wait to you have to deal with a fuckton of mainstreamed freeboos frothing at the mouth becuase you questions the Myth of the stupid backwards Chinamen hordes

[–]-RedStar- 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

CHINESE ASIATIC HORDES CANT INTO VICTORY, FREEDOM BY FORCE, CHINESE SOVIETS DIED BY THE MILLIONS TO .50CAL!

Or something like that. I only know of wehraboo and some tankie shit. IDK what freeaboos would spout despite y'know, being an American.

[–]Fostercare_FestusWar of Polish Agression 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

SABRE JET BEST PLANE .50 FREEDOM CALIBER 8:1 KILL RATIO 37MM DOES NOT REAL

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

As long as they have cavalry, tanks and armoured trains, they can fuck up the rest of the game as much as they like and I'll be 100% satisfied.

I still want a game about the Czechoslovak Legion crossing Russia and wrecking shit tho

[–]osaka_amdThe War of Osean aggression 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

considering you can pilo the zeppelins, tanks, armoured trains and Battleships? I think this could be successful.

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shall nurture a small pile of hype. Not enough to be disappointed if the game sucks. But it's something.

[–]uggmunrushin bias 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wouldn't mind the zeppelin being on-rails, because if previous Battlefield games taught me anything, it's that someone will always crash the zeppelin just to get to a sniping spot and go 3-15 for the whole match.

[–]phoenixbasileusPoland shouldn't have been flashing that Danzig Corridor about [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

could be like the AC-130 on the Paracel Islands map

[–]yellowcedarLease-Lend, now with 200% more untermenschen bolshevism! 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I for one am excited for this game. Looks like it will be a lot of fun and I've heard talk that naval combat might finally make its return.

So help me god if you have to unlock synchronization gear for the fighters, though.

[–]osaka_amdThe War of Osean aggression 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

... and I thought we were gonna have a civil discussion about this game.

[–]SergeantSpookAfter all, if there's anyone we can trust, it's the Nazis. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

civil discussion

Do you know which Subreddit you're on?

[–]Fostercare_FestusWar of Polish Agression 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a place of memes.