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[–]Meecht 153ポイント154ポイント  (15子コメント)

WHY ARE YOU BAREFOOT AROUND KNIFE-WIELDING ROOMBAS?!

[–]Weretoad 57ポイント58ポイント  (13子コメント)

Because they're slow as fuck???

[–]Meecht 37ポイント38ポイント  (10子コメント)

You'd be surprised how quickly those fuckers can move, and sometimes they randomly decide to make a bee line for the other side of the room.

[–]NeoHenderson 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

Where does the term bee line come from?

[–]TheGobiasIndustries 61ポイント62ポイント  (5子コメント)

Back in the 1950's, there was a shortage of cocaine in the south, so poor farmhands used to catch as many honeybees as they could, grind them up, and snort them. They'd "make a beeline" and go back to work. It was a crazy time.

[–]Xenarthran47 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about beelines to dispute it...

[–]TheOrangutan 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was like "No way!" and then I remembered I was on Reddit.

[–]EBDoo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually prefer beelines over regular cocaine. It's a cleaner high, although they do sting the nostrils a bit more

[–]gurenkagurenda 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's important to know that this only worked because the honeybees had recently migrated north from South America, where they had pollinated mainly coca plants. You can't do this with just any honeybee.

Of course, the coca honey those bees made also had a non-negligible cocaine content, and a distinctive flavor. That is, in fact, where John Pemberton got the idea for Coca-Cola (indeed, the original Coke syrup was originally just pure coca honey).

[–]Siavel84 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

beeline (n.) also bee-line, 1838, American English, from bee + line (n.), in reference to the supposed homing instinct of bees in the field.

Source: etymonline

[–]diggerB 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh sure, use real resources to provide real information. I liked the cocaine explanation better.

[–]StannisBaratheon_AMA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why machines will win. The hubris of man is their greatest weapon

[–]Turakamu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So they could recreate their favorite scene in Pet Sematary

[–]ItsZachTime 262ポイント263ポイント  (9子コメント)

I remember this Rooster Teeth video, best one yet.

[–]Calluhad 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

When did they make this? I watch most of their content and can't remember seeing this.

[–]hclarke15 63ポイント64ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]Calluhad 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah right, I never even gave Happy Hour a try but I think I will now. Thanks!

[–]HandicapperGeneral 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go watch the scousers one, my absolute favorite

[–]moeburn 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

I keep hearing people talk about this Rooster Teeth, what is it? Google just raised more questions than it answered:

1st result:

The Rooster Teeth Community is an amazing thing.

2nd result:

Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC., more commonly referred to as just Rooster Teeth, is an American production company located in Austin, Texas

3rd result:

Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Channel. Home base for Rooster Teeth's daily content.

[–]Jeffeyc 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a group of people who make funny videos and post them on the internet. They have a rather large community involvement too.

[–]jvctheghost 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooster Teeth is the production company behind Red vs Blue, RWBY, Achievement Hunter, Slow Mo Guys, and recently the movie Lazer Team. And much more.

[–]fartsandpoops 101ポイント102ポイント  (3子コメント)

Watching this knife fight, I was wayyyyy more anxious than I thought I'd be. This could probably be a box office hit with the right explosions.

[–]nebuchadnezzarVI 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was panicking because I put my money on the red one.

[–]Pacman97 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Get Michael Bay on the phone!

[–]PM_ME_UR_SUSHI 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

Griffon jumping around in the back from fear. Lol

[–]ShockinglyPale 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

So is RoosterTeeth aiming for a frontpage post everyday? They spoke about it on this weeks podcast...

[–]bestbogo2015 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're just dope people who do dope shit

[–]DaSchultz 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah yes, I remember this one from Mario Party 2

[–]DildoGiftcard 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bumper balloon cars. It was a battle game which means that every player throws in coins and the winner takes around 80%, second gets the rest.
When playing against newcomers, the key is to hold for a few seconds because the controls are different from the other mini games. Normally, you press up and your character goes up on the screen. In BBC, when you press up, your character goes forwards. New players usually get disoriented and present their balloons to you. That's the time to strike.
When playing against seasoned opponents, it's all about striking quickly. This game can be over in 3 seconds so it's important to watch your back. My favorite tactic is to ram someone head on. This will cause both characters to turn 90 degrees. If you time it right, you can then pop your opponent's balloon because you now have a much better angle of attack. This can obviously backfire though, and it's always advisable to stay near the wall.

[–]Scrpn17w 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

About halfway through the blue one goes straight for the ankles. This is how the robot apocalypse starts: Not with an army but a single Roomba rebelling and attacking with a knife.

[–]iAmFreakShow 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fight ! Fight ! Fight !

[–]chillard 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

DJ Roomba!

[–]Random-Crispy 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some people will never know the simple joy of a Roomba knife fight...

[–]douchecanoo[🍰] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just fuck up my baseboards

[–]ToddpieceZulu 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a Mario Party 2 mini game exactly like this.

[–]KillaPanzer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow. Got more enthusiastic than expected.

[–]AsheThrasher 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really like watching the excited feet in the back.

[–]tardayanami 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love my roomba like its a member of my family. I haven't swept in sixth months. It is truly a dept I can never repay.

[–]flynnsanity3 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is... Is this what rich people do?

[–]gobobluth 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now make them play knifey-spoony

[–]WellPlayed100 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get a red shell and it's game over.

[–]harbezat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is this a good idea, I literally thought the robots would turn against humans as soon as they got weapons.

[–]travisminor35 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do yall remember when Reddit went crazy over Doombas? What a weird time.

[–]waynehead310 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how you take The Floor is Lava to the next level. Fill the room with a bunch of these.

[–]storm_detach 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is no profession safe?! How is a hamster supposed to make an honest living with these cold, unfeeling robots taking their jobs??

[–]rigel2112 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Trump roomba won

[–]Come_And_Get_Me 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are going to fuck up all your shit.

[–]_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is the greatest shitty robot thing im going to try at home.

[–]Rab1515 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Don't you have to have 3 balloons for a Ballon battle?

[–]knurttbuttlet 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

War. War never changes.

[–]BadEgg1951 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

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