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POLANDBALL IS OF REDDIT
Wiggly mouse-drawn comics where balls represent different countries. They poke fun at national stereotypes and the "international drama" of their diplomatic relations. Polandball combines history, geography, Engrish, and an inferiority complex. The comic series first became popular on a well known German image board int ze internetz.
Polandball is unique and it should remain so. It's clearly distinguished from rage comics and memes. Read the Official Polandball Tutorial. To keep the quality of the content high, all comics have to comply to it.
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Official Polandball Tutorial - The Book of Börk - How to use Engrish
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berndmade this comic was made by someone who most probably goes by the nick bernd somewhere else int ze internetz.
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[–]Spicy_Shart 70ポイント71ポイント72ポイント 18時間前 (56子コメント)
Made by a butthurt european. Must suck not having the right to bare arms.
[–]blomqvCalifornia Uber Alles 42ポイント43ポイント44ポイント 16時間前 (1子コメント)
Bro, I'm pretty sure they can wear tank tops in Europe. Just because they look pasty and emaciated doesn't mean they don't have the right to bare arms. They're just allergic to the sunlight, like all vampires.
[–]nounhudMURICA 14ポイント15ポイント16ポイント 14時間前 (0子コメント)
doesn't mean they don't have the right to bare arms
Well...there is that whole immigration-from-the-Middle-East thing going on...
[–]joethesaintUnited Kingdom 80ポイント81ポイント82ポイント 17時間前 (2子コメント)
Hey it's the guy from the comic!
[–]Spicy_Shart 10ポイント11ポイント12ポイント 17時間前 (1子コメント)
it's a-me, mario
[–]LCD75New York 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 11時間前 (0子コメント)
No, this is Patrick.
[–]Hulier117USA Beaver Hat 13ポイント14ポイント15ポイント 11時間前 (1子コメント)
They wouldn't make so many comics about us if they weren't jealous.
[–]nounhudMURICA 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 4時間前 (0子コメント)
This is also why Poland is in so many Polandball submissions.
[–]sameth1Eh Lmao 14ポイント15ポイント16ポイント 11時間前 (0子コメント)
No flair Butthhurt
No flair
Butthhurt
Have we already made /r/all mad?
[–]jPaoloGrey Eminence[M] 57ポイント58ポイント59ポイント 17時間前 (14子コメント)
I'm not going to remove this comment so the rest of us can point at you and laugh.
Here, have this
[–]KinderschlagerUnited States 19ポイント20ポイント21ポイント 16時間前 (8子コメント)
wait, when did they make jpaolo a mod O.o
[–]jPaoloGrey Eminence 21ポイント22ポイント23ポイント 16時間前 (7子コメント)
Month ago... there was a sticky post... :(
[–]KinderschlagerUnited States 10ポイント11ポイント12ポイント 16時間前 (0子コメント)
well there's your problem, it was a sticky. no one reads those! :P
[–]Gwobbo💎 ℱ𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝓢𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑒 💎 8ポイント9ポイント10ポイント 16時間前 (4子コメント)
At first I was scared, I thought that you would kill all burgers, but you are doing great work supreme leader jPaolo! ( ´∀`)☆
[–]Blackfire853Ireland 6ポイント7ポイント8ポイント 15時間前 (3子コメント)
Chairman jPaolo
[–]Aken_BoschUkraine STRONK. Remove separatists 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 10時間前 (0子コメント)
Pope jPaolo
[–]Teh_Sauce_GuyHonorary White 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 10時間前 (0子コメント)
Oh my God, it's Ellen K J Pao(lo)
[–]DudugsPortuguese Empire is best empire. Às Armas!! 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 13時間前 (0子コメント)
Thank you for your service o7
[–]Noble6USA Beaver Hat 24ポイント25ポイント26ポイント 17時間前 (0子コメント)
We're going to need a bigger tube
[–]AnonymityIllusionSwedish Empire 13ポイント14ポイント15ポイント 16時間前 (2子コメント)
why remove butthurt? if anything this sub needs some as it's become a meme to talk about it, but very rarely is any seen.
[–]jPaoloGrey Eminence 12ポイント13ポイント14ポイント 16時間前 (1子コメント)
One butthurt specimen is fine, more attract brigading flairless all/iens, inflate comment count and generally aren't pleasant to be near with.
[–]AnonymityIllusionSwedish Empire 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 15時間前 (0子コメント)
hmm hmm, sounds reasonable.
It's just that I love watching people that can't take a joke writhe in agony.
[–]shami1kemi1Finland 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 17時間前 (29子コメント)
I know you are joking but in Europe you have the right to bare arms. Just not in the public as the police might not know what you would do with one while in the public.
[–]Spicy_Shart 4ポイント5ポイント6ポイント 17時間前 (27子コメント)
The whole point of being allowed to open carry or conceal carry comes down to a right to self-defense. And in most parts of western Europe, it's exceedingly difficult to obtain a license to legally own firearms, and even if you do, the selection of firearms that you can own is severely limited in comparison to America.
[–]jPaoloGrey Eminence[M] 15ポイント16ポイント17ポイント 17時間前 (4子コメント)
This hatching discussion will stay under 200 words per comment, capisci?
[–]nounhudMURICA 17ポイント18ポイント19ポイント 14時間前 (1子コメント)
In a forum containing Germans, that's a bullshit restriction and you know it!
[–]Maxi_WBerlin 8ポイント9ポイント10ポイント 12時間前 (0子コメント)
You forget, Amerikaner, that we are Wortzusammenfügungsweltmeister.
[–]podianFree! Independent! Strictly Neutral! 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 14時間前 (0子コメント)
We're gonna need more comments.
[–]joethesaintUnited Kingdom 6ポイント7ポイント8ポイント 16時間前 (21子コメント)
The whole point of being allowed to open carry or conceal carry comes down to a right to self-defense.
Yeah but...self-defense against loads of other people with firearms. I can't carry a gun around, but I still have the right to defend myself. Just it's going to be my fists against someone else's fists.
[–]Noxid_MURICA 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 15時間前 (5子コメント)
Just it's going to be my fists against someone else's fists.
Aren't knife murders really, really high in the UK?
[–]Rather_UnfortunateUnited Kingdom 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 7時間前 (0子コメント)
Actually, no. The murder rate even specifically by knife is higher in the US by a significant margin. Source (UN) and working available on request, because what I wrote appears to have been removed by a mod or automoderator, presumably for either being too serious and wordy ( which I suppose is fair enough) or triggering an automated response.
[–]joethesaintUnited Kingdom 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 15時間前 (1子コメント)
The homicide rate in the UK is something like 500-550 a year, and I don't know what proportion of that is knives, but it's also mainly between gangs. If a gang member wants to kill another gang member, his best bet here is probably a knife.
If I ever get into a fight on some drunken night out (which has happened 2-3 times in my lifetime), I'm not the slightest bit concerned about weapons. If everyone can concealed carry, that changes dramatically.
[–]l5555lUnited States 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 5時間前 (0子コメント)
Most murders are between gangs in the US too, yet everyone says that argument isn't good enough. A British person says the same thing and it's a perfect explanation.
[–]Spicy_Shart 4ポイント5ポイント6ポイント 16時間前 (14子コメント)
Yeah but...self-defense against loads of other people with firearms.
Banning guns in the U.S. really doesn't have the slightest chance of working. Most gun deaths are suicide related and more people die every year from car accidents. Maybe we should ban cars first.
[–]joethesaintUnited Kingdom 20ポイント21ポイント22ポイント 16時間前 (0子コメント)
I know it doesn't, I'm not offering a practical solution, but merely captioning the issue.
Cars aren't a very good comparison, by the way. Unlike guns they're pretty crucial to a modern economy. We'd still be better off if we could practically get by without them though, yeah.
[–]lalafiedپاکستان زندہ باد 6ポイント7ポイント8ポイント 15時間前 (8子コメント)
This is the stupidest pro gun argument that people keep making again and again. Are you not capable of coming up with something that actually makes sense.
Cars have an actual use and purpose other than killing. Guns were invented for the sole purpose of killing.
[–]asianedyUnited States 9ポイント10ポイント11ポイント 15時間前 (6子コメント)
Guns are also very useful for self defense when the nearest cop is 10 miles away.
[–]lalafiedپاکستان زندہ باد -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 15時間前 (5子コメント)
Still involves killing.
Also, in countries with gun laws, like Canada, people don't need guns for self defense and the intruder most probably doesn't have one either.
[–]asianedyUnited States 6ポイント7ポイント8ポイント 14時間前 (4子コメント)
people don't need guns for self defense
Funny, the only Canadian I know who lives in a remote region has a lot of rifles.
[–]lalafiedپاکستان زندہ باد -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 13時間前 (3子コメント)
Hunting
[–]Spicy_Shart 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 4時間前 (0子コメント)
See my reply to the other guy. It is a valid argument and helps to put into perspective the real number of gun deaths in the context of other causes of death in the U.S. I find it particularly effective for europeans since they all seem to be under the impression that gorillions of people are massacred here every day by guns.
[–]floflo81Omelette AU fromage 2ポイント3ポイント4ポイント 14時間前 (1子コメント)
The thing is the sole purpose of guns is to kill people or animals. This is not the case for cars, even if they are rather good at it.
Because of that, banning cars is totally impossible, while banning guns would be hard to enforce but at least it's conceivable.
What about target shooting for leisure?
This completely ignores my argument. The amount of deaths due to actual gun violence in America is negligible compared to most other causes (obesity related illnesses, accidents, etc.), and people only want to ban guns because they're scared by them.
[–]polynomialpusher -1ポイント0ポイント1ポイント 15時間前 (0子コメント)
Ah yes the old other things are dangerous so let's not get rid of this dangerous thing come back. Let's see how it plays out for him Cotton.
[–]JoshuMertens -3ポイント-2ポイント-1ポイント 15時間前 (0子コメント)
reads this
remembers mass shootings in news
[–]asianedyUnited States 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 17時間前 (0子コメント)
Of course it's the Fin.
[–]JoshuMertens -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 15時間前 (0子コメント)
need some butthurt ointment,yank?
[–]LCD75New York -1ポイント0ポイント1ポイント 11時間前 (1子コメント)
That's Dumbfuckistan the south for you.
You've never even been to the south, buddy. Maybe you should come on down and visit. You won't get shot...unless you really go out of your way to deserve it.
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