[Trigger warning: shitpost]

Okay guys, so I've been thinking a lot about relationships with females lately. We all know women are nothing more than fuckholes. They hold no other value, simply put. This theory has been proven time and time again on our glorious redpill subreddit, so I'm not gonna bother, just go learn to fucking read if you disagree.

If you want children for some stupid reason, you can always pay for a surrogate. Women are literally just wasted breath.

But here's the next evolution in our thinking: are women even useful for sex? Fleshlights are pretty amazing. Masturbation is a thing. Plus we need to de-stigmatize the use of male sex toys, this is a major gender equality issue. Circlejerks also feel really good, and are another excellent option (our glorious redpill subreddit is a shining example). We all know ignoring women is alpha as fuck. It gets us attention from them. But even needing attention from them or wanting it makes us somewhat slightly beta. We must shed this weakness. What could be more alpha than completely and totally ignoring women? Let's just cut to the chase, take our glorious red pill philosophy to it's logical conclusion, and cut women out of the equation. Then we can get back to only spending with with men. Thinking about men. Being intimate with men. Making sweet, sweet, steamy... progress. On social issues. With men. Male... social issues. Oh yeah. Mmmmmmmmmmm. rubs my nipples