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[–]elfa82[M] [score hidden] - stickied comment (1 child)
Post locked cause I'm not limber enough to deal with all the mental gymnastics in this thread.
[–]MillenniumFalc0n[M] 41 points42 points43 points  (0 children)
This is why we can't have nice things
[–]i124qnds 849 points850 points851 points  (94 children)
Not that the document makes a blind bit of difference. A man in Saudi can divorce a wife by saying 'I divorce you' three times.. Kind of like 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice'.
[–]BigFatBoomBoom 633 points634 points635 points  (22 children)
So he can be like..
"I divorce you.." "I divorce you.." "I.. divorce.... y.. JUST KIDDING!"
"Now get back to work!"
[–]Frank-opinion 105 points106 points107 points  (21 children)
Literal translation would be just saying "divorce"
[–]RedBeardedWhiskey 86 points87 points88 points  (4 children)
Divorce. Divorce. Divor--KIDDING!
[–]zachar3 60 points61 points62 points  (2 children)
Divorc...psyche!
[–]spoonintheroad 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
The irony of this comment would probably be lost in translation.
[–]brownix001 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
... Evaluation
[–]NachoLawbre 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
"Talaq talaq ta...haha just fucking with you. Back to work."
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    [–]RetOld 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    U da da da.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8 Saudi divorse law localized for indian audience.
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      [–]-Sam-R-[M] 14 points15 points16 points  (4 children)
      Let's not jerk ourselves into oblivion here.
      [–]LifeWin 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
      Well without any context my comment just looks silly, now that the previous guy deleted his comment.
      [–]damnthatsfuckinggood 4 points5 points6 points  (2 children)
      but I like jerking myself into oblivion
      [–]-Sam-R- 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
      Then do it in /r/circlejerk and not here :p
      [–]LifeWin 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      it's called le petit mort and it's wonderful.
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        [–]gunteacherbro 108 points109 points110 points  (21 children)
        This isn't true. All it takes is one time for the man to say you are divorced to his wife. That being said if the same man divorced the same woman three times in a row (that is getting married after the first two times without the woman getting married to another man between the divorces) they are no longer allowed to marry each other again. Source: i am a muslim.
        [–]heterosapian 94 points95 points96 points  (2 children)
        I'm fascinated about the universality of the concept of "three strikes". Seemingly all cultures have something like it existing long before baseball - it's like humans naturally think by 3 fuck ups, you shouldn't get another chance/any leniency.
        [–]superdubber 78 points79 points80 points  (1 child)
        I guess it's kind of natural - once is an accident. Twice is pushing it. By three time it's just fucking negligent!
        [–]WaitingToBeBanned 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
        I always figured that two would be more natural, once being either an accident or due to ignorance, but the second time being a genuine fuckup which is liable to happen again.
        [–]HulaguKan 33 points34 points35 points  (0 children)
        They are allowed to re-marry if the woman re-marries, has sex with her new husband and then gets divorced again.
        Islam is really, really strange.
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            [–]ironicsarcasmphd -14 points-13 points-12 points  (2 children)
            You must be very uninformed Muslim that doesn't know anything about Islam. Just typing "I am Muslim" is not a valid source. First of all there is no proof that you are a Muslim. Secondly it's as stupid as me giving a medical opinion then saying "source: I am Doctor".
            A source has to be legitimately authentic and independently verifiable. Also Islam, just like all major religions, has many different sects with their own unique interpretations of the law. Even the biggest sect of the Sunni have four different major interpretations or variations of understanding the law.
            Source: I am a legitimate Muslim -_-
            [–]chromiselda 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
            Source: I am an even more respectable serious Muslim?
            [–]LifeWin 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            Source: I have an opinion about Muslims
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              [–]AndrewWaldron 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
              The fact that Orlando Magic exists says your statement was a lie.
              [–]WaitingToBeBanned 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
              Funny how that only applies to undoing curses.
              [–]strawberryleather 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
              I want to hear more if this story.
              [–]Oreo_ 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              Really?! Shit....
              [–]meowwschwitz 50 points51 points52 points  (1 child)
              Very true. My friend's Mother was, more or less, an outcast from their family for the majority of his childhood. His Father said it twice, and sent her to live separately from him and their children. She wasn't permitted contact with them. Eventually they reconciled. My friend, in contrast, recently divorced his wife after their first year of marriage.
              [–]Testoasa 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
              thats nuts
              [–]UK2KOR 28 points29 points30 points  (18 children)
              Would've used Candyman.
              [–]hugemuffin 18 points19 points20 points  (4 children)
              Is candlejack still a thing? I mean I loved freakazoid as a kid, but I feel like the candlejack reference is too old for
              [–]xXD347HXx 10 points11 points12 points  (3 children)
              Sorry to ruin your joke here, reddit. But I get this funny mental picture of Candlejack saying "Ok, that's enough typing", hits submit for you, and then snatches you.
              [–]ogrejr 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
              The candlejack meme wouldn't be funny if no one could hit submit you fucking au
              [–]lapzkauz 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
              The Candlejack thing isn't funny. It's a bunch of b
              [–]AssCrackBanditHunter 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
              You think it's funny to ruin the candlejack meme? Don't ruin it you little bi
              [–]i124qnds 29 points30 points31 points  (10 children)
              I used Beetlejuice to highlight how inherently stupid the idea is.
              [–]mrthewhite 40 points41 points42 points  (9 children)
              Your right, candyman is serious business :P
              [–]HaydenRude 13 points14 points15 points  (8 children)
              You're ^
              [–]Salanmander 12 points13 points14 points  (6 children)
              Nah, he was just referring to /u/i124qnds's right to disagree. (/s, just in case it isn't obvious)
              [–]F0XF1R3 6 points7 points8 points  (3 children)
              Yeah but saying Candyman is much more dange
              [–]RedBeardedWhiskey 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
              You're
              [–]Not_An_Ambulance 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
              Fuck, your right! So sorry!
              [–]MrGMinor 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              Clever.
              [–]_HEY_EARL_ 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
              Right to disagree?! What is this, Saudi Arabia?
              [–]sooyp -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
              Wow - times are changing.
              [–]HuntBoston1508 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              2meta4me
              [–]mcmahoniel 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
              Would've used Biggie Smalls.
              [–]morpheus_dreams 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
              Candyman was 5 times though
              [–]samisaif 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
              Just for your information, if a man from Saudi said 'I divorce you' three times they can't go back together, but if it is said once, he can get her back. (He can still get her back if she maried another man then remaried him again - if said 3 times)
              [–]Takbeir 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
              Technically, you only need to say it once (and wait three for over three months to pass before the divorce completes.
              Before the divorce completes, both parties can get back together if they so wish (without having to get married again (as the divorce never completed).
              Divorcing someone three times in this context is the limited to the number of times a married couple can say they are getting divorced before it becomes irrevocable - making it then forbidden for them to be man and wife again.
              [–]chimpy_chimpster 4 points5 points6 points  (2 children)
              Is that like 3 times in succession? Or like 3 times ever? Are they cumulative?
              If someone calls up their attorney and asks him what do I have to say to divorce again? And he shouts it out, can he accidentally divorce his own wife by mistake - e.g. if someone was walking past and heard?
              [–]i124qnds 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
              You are thinking of Candyman or Beetlejuice I think.
              [–]lordoftheEyrie 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
              I don't think that counts...lol It's 3 times ever! But it has to be marry, divorce, marry, divorce, marry, divorce. After that third time you can't marry that same person again. BUT if she marries someone in between that time and consummates the marriage, then they can again marry. It has to be in a row, with no marriage partners in between. And it's not as easy to divorce as just saying "I divorce you". Usually things are written in the marriage contract that need to be settled (depending on who divorces who, you might need to discuss the dowry being given back or any money discussed in the contract)
              [–]x2Lift 8 points9 points10 points  (1 child)
              I checked and that's not entirely true. He can divorce her by saying I divorce you. But he can't like do it 3 times in a row. If you divorce then marry then divorce then marry then divorce . Then you can't marry here.
              Tldr; just say I divorce you
              [–]i124qnds 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
              Thanks. I'm glad we are now divorced. I never should have said yes to you. It was an empty loveless marriage.
              [–]womawoma 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
              You have to say talaq three times, which means divorce.
              [–]muayadw 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
              If a man divorces his wife 3 times, they cannot marry again, she will have to marry another man before she can marry her first husband.
              [–]ArefArif9 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
              You know, it was exactly the opposite in Ottoman Empire. Women could divorce by saying 'I divorce you.' three times.
              [–]Marinerrevenge 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              I think the same thing goes for declaring bankruptcy. You just have to shout "I declare bankruptcy!" to anyone close enough to hear you.
              [–]Deesooy 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              That's so incredibly stupid.
              This is a reasonably good idea, ignoring the obvious gender imbalance for a second:
              You know, if you two got into three fights so severe that you shouted "I want a divorce", they maybe you should actually get a divorce. But you should put in some effort, and not actually divorce after the first time. Give it three, at least.
              But what's the dumbfucks' takeaway from this?
              YEAH! If I shout "I want a divorce" three times I can get rid of her. And marry the next one just for a day! That's totally not prostitution!
              stupid stupid stupid stupid
              [–]HeSawTheLight 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              Same thing exists in my country India as well... :(
              [–]_AlreadyTaken_ 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              Can't a woman do the same thing?
              [–]isaGON_ -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
              Once. If you say it three times it counts as one. If you divorce and get back together twice then the 3rd divorce is final, no going back. Out of rage and ignorance they say it 3 times. This rule is quite old and it doesn't apply to the 21st century, if the muslims ever get together in freedom and update the islamic rules im pretty sure it will be very similar to what's normal nowadays. A woman also always has the right to get a divorce and doesnt need a reason for it. She can just go to the court house and get it done. Saudi arabia is anti islamic because of what they do to women. Literally anti islamic. Islam came a time where women were thought to be devils. Arabs used to burry newborn females because they wanted men warriors, islam ended that swiftly. Mohammad was without a doubt a feminist of his time. And these bedouins who call themselves house of saud are desecrating the land he lived on.
              [–]concrete_computer -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
              whom pops up though?
              I assume the only person right for the job is keanu reeves in his natural state as shown in "devil's advocate"
              [–]nfaguy -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
              If I ever become a malicious demon, I'm going to name myself "I Divorce You" so that I get invoked regularly.
              [–]BluRayVonBismark -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
              Religiously....
              And it can just be said in succession, there have to be cool down periods in between, invalid if said in the heat if he moment, can't be done while the wife is pregnant (I think maybe even up to a year after birth???), I mean there are a lot of stipulations.
              To make it official the same paperwork has to get done as everyone else.
              But if you think about it, in the west all you have to do is say it once and go to the courthouse...
              Some states I think make you do something like counselling before hand, but in Islam you at least have to ponder instead of do it because your wife pissed you off that day.
              [–]Mosamania -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
              It is not just in Saudi Arabia, this is how the religious way of ending marriage in Islam. This process is also applicable for all marriages in Muslim countries. But maybe your frothing at hating on anything Saudi related makes you give these dumb comments.
              [–]JourneymanWelder -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
              even their laws are draconian lol
              [–]Wootery -5 points-4 points-3 points  (0 children)
              Uh... so?
              Divorce should be permitted. The fact that they have a quirky way of going about it is of no consequence.
              The real question is whether women have the freedom to divorce their husbands.
              [–]purple_battery 768 points769 points770 points  (21 children)
              I for one applaud this change. We shouldn't be mocking this progress just because it's minor -- in as thoroughly backwards a country as Saudi Arabia, these incremental changes are absolutely necessary. The government can't just overturn the entire sexist culture of the nation all at once. Kudos to them for doing something when they could be doing nothing at all.
              [–]sparty1983 280 points281 points282 points  (3 children)
              A Saudi here and I want to say thank you. It's sad that the rest are mocking this while you captured its importance.
              Trust me we have shit loads of things we don't like about Saudi but change is coming, the government is just being careful in instituting this change. Hopefully soon enough they'll allow women to drive and that will be the key catalyst in removing the male-dominance. On a side note, fuck the religious police.
              [–]ZebraShark 55 points56 points57 points  (0 children)
              Hopefully soon enough they'll allow women to drive
              It's changes like these that matter most. Giving women independence from men will create the most powerful change.
              [–]lordoftheEyrie 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
              Woah. You and I both know how dangerous comments like that are. Be careful, please! They have less and less power these days, but still.
              [–]Nick2732 49 points50 points51 points  (0 children)
              I'd watch out. With comments like this you might be getting a visit from the religious police very soon
              [–]MrPractical1 98 points99 points100 points  (10 children)
              A sad but important point. Unfortunately no culture gets everything at once and we're no different in that regard.
              Ever watched the original Star Trek? First few episodes are sexist as fuck
              [–]velodev 57 points58 points59 points  (3 children)
              Did you know that the original pilot episode for star trek was rejected by the test audience because Majel Barret played the 1st officer of the enterprise? They did not like that a woman had such a role. NBC decided to make a second pilot episode with Roddenberry with a blank slate of new actors, and the commander was busted down to nurse. AFAIK this is the only case of 2 pilots for the same show, perhaps ever. Later, because they had done a full production and spent lots of money on the original pilot, they created a "bookend" plot with the new crew, in which Spock forces everyone to watch this episode of star-trek...
              [–]delmar42 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
              I read about this as well. She also wore slacks as First Officer, not the butt-revealing mini dress all the women wore during the regular series.
              [–]tryhardsuperhero 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
              Cool! Do you have a source on this?
              [–]ChocolateSunrise 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
              Netflix was my source.
              [–]gelinrefira 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
              Yea, but first interracial kiss on TV! I guess you have to take what you can.
              [–]durnarldtromp 3 points4 points5 points  (4 children)
              How long is it going to take? It's not as if they've only been doing this shit for a few decades..
              [–]MrPractical1 32 points33 points34 points  (2 children)
              Well, I mean think about 100+ years ago. Could women own land? 94ish years ago they couldn't vote. Right?
              Think about what people have fought for (and continue to fight for).
              Pot smokers want it to be legal BC no worse than alcohol
              Racial issues over the past 50-500+ years...
              LBGT issues
              We make some progress and loss some progress on any number of issues yearly
              Just have to keep on trying to make our country more civilized
              TLDR; A long time :(
              [–]shadowgattler -9 points-8 points-7 points  (1 child)
              problem is we're starting to go full circle with liberation now. Black activist groups want segregation, people want sexual orientation to be a label now instead of it not being a big deal, men are being hated against for no reason, etc
              [–]freakers 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
              I would say that those are largely loud minority groups, which is largely true but not entirely. Some states have even passed laws protecting and allowing religious based discrimination
              Also
              Gay partners now need to give the real reason they don't want to get married and can't just rely on the legal excuse. Now that's an awkward conversation I wouldn't want to have.
              [–]Wootery 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
              You're right that overall, Saudi Arabia still deserves our harshest condemnation, but baby steps are better than nothing.
              Especially for a country so unwilling to take even baby steps.
              [–]Wootery 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
              Well put.
              To say it another way: Saudi Arabia is now a slightly less backward place. Undeniably a good thing.
              [–]LaughingInside 15 points16 points17 points  (1 child)
              The ripple caused by a pebble tossed into the ocean can turn the tide. Progression requires optimism and celebration of small victories.
              [–]GodIsPansexual 31 points32 points33 points  (0 children)
              The ripple caused by a pebble tossed into the ocean can turn the tide.
              Actually, it can't.
              [–]Tubaka 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              This is exactly what I was thinking.
              [–]flavoristic 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
              I am a Saudi and that is exactly what I wanted to project. thank you for thoughtful words.
              [–]SnarkLobster -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
              The government can't just overturn the entire sexist culture of the nation all at once.
              ...Because, beheadings and rape might happen?
              Kudos to them for doing something when they could be doing nothing at all.
              No kudos for Saudi Arabia from me. The leaders are shitty people doing shitty things to women. The entire culture is shitty, freedom-wise.
              [–]DrScientist812 234 points235 points236 points  (24 children)
              Do they need permission from a male guardian if they want to read it?
              [–]littlebrwnrobot 70 points71 points72 points  (17 children)
              It is kept in the same location as their male guardian's
              [–]xenite4evar 93 points94 points95 points  (14 children)
              I think part of the problem is that they have a "male guardian"
              [–]TruckNutz69 44 points45 points46 points  (3 children)
              But what would stop males from another troop from raping them in the streets? /s
              [–]FallOutFan01 19 points20 points21 points  (2 children)
              There was one extreme cleric I can't remember his name. But his suggestion for women to get around the whole driving with male family members was to get foreign female drivers. Because they won't touch dirty western whores.
              [–]Astald_Ohtar 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
              it is not just for women, even a foreigner needs a guardian who keeps your passport and blackmail as he wishes.
              [–]Holein5 8 points9 points10 points  (8 children)
              How else does a woman survive on her own?
              [–]Mustaka -11 points-10 points-9 points  (7 children)
              Well i western sociey women, not ugly ones, get an armybof white knights to protect them n the slimest hope f gettin laid.
              [–]gumbercules6 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
              Are you having a stroke?
              [–]Mugiwaras 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
              Come on man it's a weekday, stop drinking.
              [–]ogrejr 6 points7 points8 points  (4 children)
              This assumes that white knights could actually protect someone, though.
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                [–]pitchblack2035 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
                Whatever strokes their ego
                [–]OkamiNoKiba -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
                That's all that's getting stroked.
                [–]ironmanmk42 -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
                Male guardian's what?
                [–]TrueThorn 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
                Copy of the contract.
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                      [–]Hypersapien 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                      Do they need permission from a male guardian if they want to learn how to read?
                      [–]JayaBallard 17 points18 points19 points  (0 children)
                      The Saudis are a bizarre combination of the Covenant from Halo and the Ferangi from Star Trek.
                      [–]mbondok 164 points165 points166 points  (18 children)
                      Wow I bet Saudi topped the liberalism charts today
                      [–]shadownukka99 42 points43 points44 points  (16 children)
                      They've FINALLY progressed!
                      [–]SuddenDickTornado 33 points34 points35 points  (14 children)
                      One nanometer at a time.
                      [–]CalcasieuRed 16 points17 points18 points  (13 children)
                      One picometer at a time
                      [–]Qvuen 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
                      One Planck at a time.
                      [–]jleek9 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
                      One 'fuck women' at a time
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                            [–]INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
                            Welcome to the 8th century Saudi Arabia!
                            [–]AliasUndercover 182 points183 points184 points  (2 children)
                            Nice of them to let the property know how much it was purchased for.
                            [–]haunterdry5 -11 points-10 points-9 points  (1 child)
                            This deserves more upvotes
                            [–]ThrowawaySaudiArabia 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
                            It really doesn't...
                            [–]Timbo-s 60 points61 points62 points  (4 children)
                            So generous
                            [–]LifeWin 26 points27 points28 points  (1 child)
                            Much right for women
                            [–]Hamster_Furtif 23 points24 points25 points  (0 children)
                            Very feminism
                            [–]HulaguKan 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
                            A true blessing. Mashallah!
                            [–]NachoLawbre 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                            Are they not merciful!?
                            [–]_STONEFISH 66 points67 points68 points  (0 children)
                            Baby steps?
                            ...Amoeba steps?
                            ...Planck length shuffling with a pouty face?
                            [–]saippua 60 points61 points62 points  (0 children)
                            what if the 8 year old cant read yet
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                                            [–]dingushingus 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
                                            "And if you look at section 5 you can see all of your rights in this marriage"
                                            "That section is blank"....."Exactly"
                                            [–]Grousewind 23 points24 points25 points  (0 children)
                                            Pshh. And people say that they don't respect women there.
                                            [–]Hysterymystery 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
                                            As awful as the headline sounds, a lot of positive changes have happened in the last few years for women in Saudi Arabia. This is really good news.
                                            [–]maldito_ 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
                                            Saudi Arabia, on the cutting edge of human rights.
                                            [–]ABONESR 5 points6 points7 points  (9 children)
                                            Finally the cheating circuses are over! This is huge because all the men who marry behind their wife's knowledge.
                                            Ignorant and sad comments everywhere.
                                            [–]Mosamania -7 points-6 points-5 points  (8 children)
                                            Welcome to Reddit, people are way into the circlejerk to get out of it. Hey don't want to correct their views even, and if you present them with the facts they go on a down voting spree. So yeah you are seeing morons concentrated here.
                                            [–]__Shadynasty_ 7 points8 points9 points  (7 children)
                                            Maybe people down vote you because you are being a dick? I learned some things from your comments which is pretty cool, but then you managed to be a complete ass hole the entire time which is unfortunate because less people will see your comments.
                                            [–]Mosamania comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (6 children)
                                            Hard not to be cynical when you spend years on the internet trying to correct negative misconceptions and uncountable hours debating the subject only to find it get worse and worse over time. So yeah I am cynical, take my words or leave it, I am tired of spoon feeding people facts that can easily be acquired by a simple google search.
                                            It is like people are intentionally becoming more and more ignorant overtime.
                                            [–]__Shadynasty_ 3 points4 points5 points  (4 children)
                                            Or pick a different battle? The Internet really isn't the place to change people's opinions, and being an ass hole is only achieving the opposite of what you claim to want. If you have so much knowledge on the topic and care about fighting ignorance than there are plenty of more productive ways to do so that will not leave you cynical. (That is, if you truly care about promoting knowledge and tolerance.)
                                            [–]Mosamania -3 points-2 points-1 points  (3 children)
                                            I don't really care anymore. As an atheist libertarian Saudi, I am just sick and tired of being hated automatically every where I go in the world because of assholes like the ones commenting here, like people immediately assume what I am based on my nationality and the place of my upbringing. That is what originally drove me to correct people's miconceptions. Now I just don't give a shit anymore I guess. If people want to be bigots then they can go fuck themselves with a pogo stick for all care.
                                            [–]__Shadynasty_ 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
                                            Yeah OK, but as an athiest bisexual black woman living in the Bible belt I can tell you that you do actually care. I've been as angry as you before, and I still get mad from time to time, but if you don't find a better outlet for your disappointment with society then that level of anger is going to consume you, and it seems like you are probably pretty smart, so that would be a true waste.
                                            I'm not saying that your feelings are not valid, I'm saying that you need to realize that 1) you do care, it shows in your actions, and that 2) you need a better outlet for your totally justified feelings.
                                            I've been consumed with anger before, still happens from time to time because there are a lot of fuck heads in the south, but I sincerely hope you find a more productive way to channel both your knowledge and anger.
                                            [–]Mosamania -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
                                            People are just not worth it. You'll especially know this if you start teaching, those who are really interested will learn, and you will gladly explain the thing for 6 hours if you can to teach them, some don't want to learn, those kids can go fuck themselves for all I care.
                                            (I am talking university level students here, not kids in highschool).
                                            [–]__Shadynasty_ 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                                            My back ground is in education. That attitude everyone everyone else can go fuck themselves is where a lot of the ignorance that you hate in others stems from. Anyways, have a nice day.
                                            [–]jaylip88 -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                            I'm pretty sure we could also get plenty of "info" if we searched "How North Korea is Heaven on Earth"
                                            [–]mrthewhite 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
                                            All right, the fight for equal rights is over guys... /s
                                            [–]sear- 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
                                            "What's this? It's just a blank piece of paper."
                                            [–]Neuronzap 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                                            Whoa - pump your brakes, Saudi Arabia, or the next thing you'll likely see is your women bringing it down low to Cisco's Thong Song.
                                            [–]JohnnyQuicksilver 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                                            This is how it starts people
                                            [–]ruskayaprincessa 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                                            Right. They need a copy of their contract in case they have a dispute against their husband. Like that would ever happen.
                                            [–]mystghost 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                                            Yay? I guess some progress is better than none. Damn it reminds you how far they have to come as a society.
                                            [–]delaboots 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
                                            Now thats progressive.
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                                              [–]UK2KOR 22 points23 points24 points  (10 children)
                                              Why the hell do we do business with this country?!?!?! I know Oil is the reason but come on, even Iran aren't as bad as these monsters!
                                              [–]Ineedtowritethisdown 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
                                              I think recent history in the middle east has demonstrated that there is always a worse possibility. No the Saudi government does not share Western values and yes it opresses significant parts of the population, but would ceasing to do business with them change that overnight? Is it even possible to expect that a radical shift in social structure could be pulled off without destablisation and reactionary extremisim? What steps are being made are small but vital. The current pace of reform is faster than it has ever been.
                                              The best chance for the West to influence Saudi society is through commerce. With the oil price plummeting and the Saudi budget in disarray the government is attempting to reform the business sector to make it more modern. In history the mercantile class has been the most outward looking and reform minded, as the government declines as a source of easy jobs and money so too will the proportion of the population with a vested interest in the status quo. The time to cut ties is not now, at the start of this process... now is the time to interact positively, raise Western prestige in the Saudi population and support and critique developments as they come. There is something much worse than Saudi society moving forward slowly, and that is a Saudi society in reverse.
                                              [–]the_bass_player 16 points17 points18 points  (8 children)
                                              I don't profess to be an expert, but I've met multiple Iranians and they all seemed to be pretty cool. From what I can tell, Iran has a crazy government and somewhat normal people. Saudi Arabia has a somewhat normal government, and a much more conservative populace. Also, if you go back politically, we supported Iraq in the Iraq / Iran War in the 80s, and the British against Iran in the 50s with the BP oil fiasco that ended up with our coup that put the Shah in power. Saudi Arabia, like Iraq, was essentially our counter to Iran and especially moreso since Saddam invaded Quwait and their oil supply in the first gulf war. Power politics or whatever you want to call it. Saddam Hussein was absolutely brutal, but let's not forget that Saudi Arabia still crucifies people just for opposing the government, and many of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis. And these are our "allies."
                                              [–]Babajega 38 points39 points40 points  (4 children)
                                              Saudi Arabia has a somewhat normal government
                                              Saudi Arabia still crucifies people just for opposing the government
                                              [–]HailToTheVic 23 points24 points25 points  (0 children)
                                              Saudi broke their record amount of beheadings this year. Their government funded 9/11 and Al Qhada. The government uses Sharia law. Totally normal government.
                                              [–]MyGlassAccount 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
                                              I don't suck any dicks except for the ones in my mouth right now
                                              [–]RyanRagido 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                                              As always, reality is a complex thing. The saudi government is actually pretty liberal (by arab standards), but they are only in charge as long as the religious leaders let them. If they rush it and do something crazy - like, acknowledging women as actual people - the religious leaders will just start a revolution.
                                              [–]the_bass_player 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                              Haha yes. I should have said, "Saudi Arabia doesn't openly critisize us the way Iran does." But yeah, they are crazy.
                                              [–]Ilikedrumsticks 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
                                              Saudia Arabia has a somewhat normal government if you're from North Korea.
                                              [–]brightlancer 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
                                              If you read international news or analysis, you'll see that Iran's government is not crazy, we just want to portray them that way.
                                              The nickel is that the current government was a revolution by the people against a brutal dictator we propped up (the Shah) who was even worse than the current government. Iran is relatively democratic (moreso than Russia, far below western Europe) and its citizens are fairly well educated.
                                              Folks are far freer in Iran than in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. You can protest the government but you have to be very, very careful in how you do it. There are many reformers active in government (including the current president), though those reformers are progressive for Iran and not-so for the USA.
                                              Iran kills a LOT of folks. In 2015, the country killed the most number of persons that we know of -- China does not release their numbers and they are likely much higher. Also, this doesn't include many unofficial executions such as military or paramilitary groups, which would drive up numbers in countries in civil war.
                                              Everything is relative. I would be freer in Iran though probably in more danger if I broke the law, because the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia would likely deport me (as an American) rather than harm me, while Iran would likely imprison me.
                                              But then again, folks can get locked up in the US for decades because they got caught with a week's worth of pot, so maybe we shouldn't see Iran's government as crazy -- they just choose to be authoritarian about different things than we do.
                                              [–]Unenemous 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
                                              As an Arab citizen, this is very clear to me. Lately, a Saudi cleric told a Swedish newspaper that Homosexuality is Haram and that it is up to the court to punish homosexuals after their crime is proven, he was faced by popular outrage under the hashtag #Salman_legitimizes_homosexuality because he said that it is not up to people to kill them in the street but that it is the Sharia court's job to punish them as it sees fit. The Saudi public opinion is arguably much more extreme than the government as opposed to the Irani situation.
                                              [–]suchamazewow 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
                                              Rumor has it they will let women ride bicycles in 2021, how progressive!
                                              [–]LifeWin 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
                                              Are you crazy?! The bicycle seat and the bouncing along the roads will lead the mentally deficient gender into a kind of carnal hysteria!
                                              [–]kingofredlions4 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
                                              SO PROGRESSIVE. GO SAUDI ARABIA AMIRITE GUYS
                                              [–]karadan100 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
                                              Do you want a fucking cookie, Saudi?
                                              [–]ironicsarcasmphd 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
                                              As a Muslim, according to Islamic "Shariah" law Saudi kingship is unIslamic. According to Islamic law, the Khaleefah (Arabic word for leader) has to be elected by religiously trusted representatives.
                                              Everything about Saudi is UnIslamic. The only Islamically legitimate thing they can claim is the mere existence of the two of the holiest mosques within their borders. Without that, no Muslim would give two shits about that shithole of a country. I would never torture myself by going to that oppressive hell hole if it wasn't because of those holy mosques.
                                              [–]bricardo 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                              How progressive...
                                              [–]Daenishgirl 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
                                              Can anyone let me know what happens to Female divorcees in the Muslim world?
                                              [–]ArabianL 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
                                              They have the default right to their kids if they're (the kids) young. The father must provide for the kids by default. If the kids are above a certain age, they decide which parent they want to live with.
                                              A divorced woman can choose to live alone or go back to her parents' home, which is what most do because it's easier and cheaper.
                                              A divorced woman can remarry. There is a stigma against marrying a divorced woman, as in the rest of the world.
                                              [–]greenkingwashere 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                              Well, its a start
                                              [–]Bassflute 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                              I know this is NotTheOnion, but can anyone knowledgeable actually comment on the effect of this change? So women now have a copy ... what does this now permit them to do?
                                              One thing in particular I don't get and is not addressed by the Guardian. The contract is signed by both parties and presumably includes rights and duties. Did women have no access to the contract before? Were they supposed to simply remember everything they had agreed to? Will this change the actual content of the contract prior to signing?
                                              [–]cmit 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                              Not a good development. This is the start down a slippery slope. Next thing you know they will want to drive.
                                              [–]BongWatcher 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
                                              One micro-step at the time.
                                              [–]BigFordTruckMan 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
                                              Although it's Shia, here is a copy of a marriage contract for a Mosque in Houston, TX.
                                              Notice how there are three types of divorce conditions possible:
                                              1. Only man can initiate divorce
                                              2. Consent of both parties required.
                                              3. Both parties have right to ask for divorce.
                                              These are negotiated.
                                              Also note this little bit:
                                              "Please note that these conditions are to protect the women, men and their families from the threatening moral chaos and vaccum-of-the-values disastrous situations in the westren culture and society, which some have fallen prey of, causing a bad name for Islam, damaging the great value-system of Islamic morality before others in the society, and causing injustice for men, women or children."
                                              This mosque is run by Iran. The mulana's come from Iran, and it is funded by the Alevi foundation.
                                              [–]oklahwey 4 points5 points6 points  (4 children)
                                              Sucks to be a Muslim women in Saudi Arabia.
                                              Source: Muslim woman who is glad to not be from Saudi Arabia. That country is cray.
                                              [–]ArabianL -4 points-3 points-2 points  (3 children)
                                              Sucks to be a Muslim women in Saudi Arabia.
                                              Go visit Saudi Arabia and engage with the millions of Saudi women who are content and wouldn't move to the West if you paid them. Then come say this crap.
                                              Source: Live in Saudi Arabia
                                              [–]oklahwey 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
                                              Fair enough. I'm generalising just like everyone else, aren't I? Sorry.
                                              [–]ArabianL -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
                                              Thank you for your fairness. Maybe one day you might spend time in Saudi Arabia and see that I wasn't exaggerating. 60% of university graduates here are women. Things are changing for the better.
                                              [–]Slugette 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
                                              It's a good thing their feeble minds can master matters like science, linguistics and philosophy - and not truly complicated matters like steering wheels and gas pedals!
                                              The rest of the world has an excuse. Africa has been hindered with war, colonialism, poverty and drought. Saudi has money, power, influence, and they're still hundreds of years behind everyone else when it comes to basic rights. The fact that with all of their money they haven't evolved (even if they're "getting better") is downright embarrassing. It's like an alcoholic bragging that he hasn't passed out or crashed his car lately.
                                              [–]glitch77 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
                                              Lol. What a shit country / religion.
                                              [–]fully_strapped 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                              great, death sentence for adultery still stands though, yeah ?
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                                                [–]-Sam-R-[M] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                                                Bring it down a notch please.
                                                [–]LifeWin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                What a time to be alive!
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                                                [–]marin1111 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                XD ... I love this
                                                [–]1980sumthing 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                OMGDATISAWSUM
                                                [–]clgfangoneawry 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                Oh my goodness. Well how nice of them.
                                                [–]mr_wowtrousers 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                What a very progressive country . . .
                                                [–]lilTOASTrVerve 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                Pretty soon they'll have the right to vote... What is this country coming to
                                                [–]JenWrath 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                Well, baby steps forward. They aren't up to the same standard as many other countries....but their whole culture has been largely different for many years. To make the changes they have in just the last few years, in spite of how famously traditional and narrow minded their country has been - is impressive.
                                                I would never change my views to agree with theirs, yet they're changing their views to adapt to the needs of some of their people and to the needs of people thousands of miles away. That's hard and won't be an instantaneous process.
                                                [–]strangeelement 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                Man, talk about baby steps. We're in baby mouse steps territory here. Or simply coming back from so far that it just looks like the Monty python skit where the knight (Percival?) runs in place in the field. It's moving, but you can't see the progress.
                                                But hey, it's moving.
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                                                  [–]Talk_Data_To_Me 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  and in other news from the dark ages....
                                                  [–]Mugiwaras 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  They're getting there, just very slowly.
                                                  [–]newcomer_ts 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Since it's Saudis, all three pages of the contract will be blank.
                                                  For the reason of US national security, of course.
                                                  [–]bubadmt 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  I thought the guys name on the ministry was Weird Al-Sammani at first glance
                                                  [–]npittman82 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  baby steps...
                                                  [–]powder_pow 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  That this was not already protocol is outrageous. They are the custodians of the Kaaba, and Muslims are judged based on how they act and what they dictate.
                                                  How far, how far is it away from the Qu'ran itself.
                                                  [–]WelcomeToDarktide 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Yeah, like we're making progress in a country that just had its record number of beheadings last year.
                                                  [–]James_Locke 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Baby steps people.
                                                  [–]terminus468 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  So progressive of them.
                                                  [–]SurvivalDave 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
                                                  What's the point? They cant decide, change, disagree or agree to anything on it.
                                                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
                                                  It's not exactly an egalitarian paradise but the whole point of the marriage contract is that you collectively decide on and agree to its terms. They both must sign it three times in order to be valid and can, within reason, decide the terms of its validity exclusively themselves. If both bride and groom agree to a clause saying 'the husband shall give me a back rub every night' then it becomes a part of the contract. It literally is a contract in a very modern sense. To say that they can't decide, change, disagree or agree to it is false. I've no doubt you haven't an actual clue what you're talking about and just blanket assume they lack all rights.
                                                  [–]SurvivalDave 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
                                                  I've no doubt you haven't an actual clue what you're talking about and just blanket assume they lack all rights
                                                  Don't stop the circlejerk bro.
                                                  [–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
                                                  Oh yeah you're right, I forgot where I was for a second.
                                                  Also you get an upvote because I genuinely laughed out loud at your pretty perfect response.
                                                  [–]ArabianL 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Where are you getting this info from? Saudi women are allowed all the above by law.
                                                  Source: Live in Saudi Arabia.
                                                  [–]Pizzarcatto 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  I love how posts on Saudi proressivism are relatively common right now and people still find a way to be pessimistic.
                                                  [–]kingrich 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Baby steps
                                                  [–]Deesooy 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Goddammit the Saudis. Why can't they get their shit together. They get me so angry.
                                                  [–]diaper_fetish 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  I guess every tiny baby step counts when you're as fucked up as Saudi Arabia is.
                                                  [–]typicalreddituser412 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Now that's what I call progress.
                                                  [–]Terrible_pilot 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Welcome to the 19th century Saudi Arabia!
                                                  [–]RMJ1984 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Did black people get a slavery contract back in those days ?. Cant really gage if muslims is moving forward or backwards.
                                                  [–]diarrheaicedtea 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  I'm surprised women even have the ability to enter into a legally-binding contract in Saudi Arabia. So ass-Backwards.
                                                  [–]Gfrisse1 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  More importantly, I wonder if she gets a chance to see (read) it before she signs it. Just having a copy of it, after the fact, isn't really of all that much use.
                                                  [–]StarRange 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  WOW!
                                                  So progressive!
                                                  [–]guendo945 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Yes, but Western marriage contracts do not consist of such charming restrictions as "sex no less than 1x each 4 days" and "hey you happen to be older than 6, that is not an issue at all"
                                                  [–]Wald_the_Wolf 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  great now they only need to stop suport ISIS and they are mordern /s
                                                  [–]lordoftheEyrie 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Alhamdullilah. This is great. Women have rights in Islam but culture has reversed that and given them nothing. This is a great change. It is small, sure. But Rome wasn't built in a day. I believe eventually we will get to a world where women have rights all over the middle east inshallah.
                                                  [–]lemskroob -2 points-1 points0 points  (12 children)
                                                  Good: Women get a copy of their Marriage Contract
                                                  Bad: They need to have a Marriage Contract
                                                  [–]GosymmetryrtemmysoG 6 points7 points8 points  (5 children)
                                                  Why is it bad? Every marriage is a contract.
                                                  [–]LifeWin -2 points-1 points0 points  (4 children)
                                                  Yes, but Western marriage contracts don't include such charming restrictions as "sex no less than 1x every 4 days" and "hey you're older than 6, that's not a problem at all"
                                                  [–]ZubMessiah 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
                                                  Hey they didn't bang til she was 9!
                                                  [–]LifeWin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  Yea, but they were thigh-fucking before that.
                                                  [–]ArabianL 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
                                                  Yes, but Western marriage contracts don't include such charming restrictions as "sex no less than 1x every 4 days"
                                                  And neither do any Muslim or Saudi contracts. But keep up the circlejerk if you enjoy it.
                                                  [–]LifeWin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  I do.
                                                  Here's an actual quote from an Islamic scholar:
                                                  "Even the Prophet says, even when they’re riding on the back of the camel, when the husband asks her, she must give,"
                                                  [–]followupquestion -1 points0 points1 point  (5 children)
                                                  If argue a marriage contract is what Jews typically use as well and when the practice was begun it was very progressive. It laid out what happened in the event of a separation, including the responsibility of the husband to provide for his wife. So if They can have a prenup, why is it so outlandish to have a marriage contract?
                                                  That said, I'd be surprised if the standard Saudi contract didn't include sections about obedience and following the crazy tenets of Wahabism, along with subsections about unclean times of the month.
                                                  Also, somebody's idea over the weekend to have a game with Onion or Not the Onion headlines would really be awesome.
                                                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
                                                  I'd be surprised if the standard Saudi contract didn't include sections about obedience and following the crazy tenets of Wahabism, along with subsections about unclean times of the month.
                                                  Translation: I don't know what I'm talking about as I've never seen any such marriage contract in my life, so I'll insert some generic racism in here anyway.
                                                  [–]followupquestion 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                  You're absolutely right, where would I possibly get any ideas that Saudi Arabia has crazy rules due to a very strict understanding of their religion?
                                                  I did a brief search on mobile but only turned up more articles like the one from OP.
                                                  The best I could find:
                                                  Also, please note that just a week ago Saudi Arabia told their religious police (sure sign of a healthy attitude toward people's beliefs) to be nicer after they literally have killed people.
                                                  [–]ImOnRedditWow -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
                                                  But do they get to read it before they're forced into signing it.
                                                  I'm guessing they don't even have to sign it...
                                                  This country :(
                                                  [–]Mosamania -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                  And you're wrong. But let's all go on the circle jerk. Weeeeee
                                                  [–]andersoncory89 -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                  Whoa! Progressive much!?!?!
                                                  [–]Armageddon_It -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                  This is an outrage! What's next? Brides showing up to their weddings without a Certificate of Virginity?
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                                                      [–]SecretDragoon -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                      What happens if they're caught without their papers? Don't want to loose any wives now eh?
                                                      [–]Speedhump23 -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                      This is great for the men who treat their wives equally. I suspect the dumb duck camel frackers who treat their dogs better than their chattle will complain that it is bad for the women for some stupid reason.
                                                      Hopefully the saudi royal family will die out soon and moderate humans will take over, but I doubt it will ever happen.
                                                      [–]WillRedditForBeer -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                      Copy is great, but can they paste.
                                                      [–]allllnickstaken -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                      Wow what a great move by the Saudi government to protect women. I wish I was born in Saudi Arabia as a women to get benefit of this right!!
                                                      [–]IggySoda -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
                                                      Wow, Saudi Arabia is really becoming modern! LMFAO!
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                                                        [–]Arfinsd -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
                                                        Oh good. Everything is great now. Horrible
                                                        [–]HildartheDorf -6 points-5 points-4 points  (2 children)
                                                        Well, it's one small step for progress.
                                                        Too bad they still have the other 25.999 miles of the marathon to go.
                                                        [–]fuckyoubullshitter 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
                                                        Marathons are 26 miles and 385 yards.
                                                        [–]LifeWin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                                                        so that's 386 yards out of the way!
                                                        [Hashtag]Progress!
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