[CHORUS] My protein shakes gone cold I'm wondering, I even left the gym at all

The veil of feminism is up my window, I can't even see at all

And even if I could it'll all be grey, with women who hit the wall

It reminds me that it's not bad, it's not bad

Dear Trump, I sent you a Tweet and you still not respondin'

I left my reddit, grindr and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two small loans to you, in Autumn, you must not got 'em

There was probably a problem at your rally or something

Sometimes I even scribble down non-sense and fraud 'em

But anyways fuck it, what's been up? Man how your's daughter?

My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm about to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'm gonna call her

Sexy

I read about your failed business, I'm sorry

I had a friend deleted his reddit account over some customers who didn't want him

I know you hear this everyday, but your so rich

I even know the underground shit you did with Mitt

I got a subreddit of your posters and pics

I like the stuff you said about Cruz, that was sick

Anyways, I hope you respond to this shit

Just to chat, truely yours, your biggest bitch

This is Cis

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Dear Trump, you haven't wrote or called, I hope you have the chance

I just think it's fucked up you don't retweet your fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your rally

You didn't need to, but you coulda signed autograph for Matthew

He's an Endorsed Contributor man, he's only 6 years old

We waited out in the blistering cold for 4 hours for you

And you just said "do you even lift bro?"

That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idol

He wants to vote for you, even more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we met in Mexico, and you said if I write you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

My father gave me a small loan

I grew up in an expensive home

I can relate to what you're saying at your rallys

I agree we should imprison everyone from Saudi

'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got HIGH ENERGY tattooed across my chest

Sometimes I even tell off female news reporters, just to see if I can

Then snort some cocaine and read a copy of Mein Kampf

See everything you say is Alpha, and I respect you 'cause you tell it

My shill accounts are jealous cause I write about you 24/7

But they don't know you like I know you Trump, no one does

She don't know what it was like for white males like us growing up

You gotta tween me man, I'll be the biggest bitch you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Cis

We should be together, too

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Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Tweet-Or-PM-My-Fans

this'll be the last message I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two tweets

I wrote your name on them perfect

So this is my thread I'm posting you, I hope you read it

I'm in my computer chair right now, typing 90 WPM

Hey Trump, I drank my dad's vodka, dare me to type?

You know that post by u/Cyralea, "Women want to be raped by a value man"

About how women want to be raped by theoritical Christian Grey

And how if your SMV is high enough it isn't actually rape

That's kinda like how this is, you coulda had me if you wanted

It's too late now, I'm writing 1000 word field report

And all I wanted was a lousy PM or a Tweet

I love you Trump, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't debate and you dream about it

And when you debate I hope you can't keep attention and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Trump, Shut up bitch! I'm trying to type!

Hey Trump, that's my girlfriend shill account tryin' type

But I didn't next her on national news, I just deleted her account, see I ain't like you

We gotta go, I'm almost at the end of this now

Ooh shit, how am I supposed to send this out

deletes account

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Dear Cis, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy

You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?

Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

and here's an autograph for your brother

I wrote it on the MAGA cap

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the rally, I musta missed you

Don't think I racially profiled you intentionally just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about you like to call off female journalists, too?

I say that shit just to get the media's attention

How fucked up is you?

You got some issues Cis, I think you need some counseling

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?

That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and r/TheDonald need each other

or maybe you just need to treat them better

I hope you get to read this Tweet, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you delte yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Cis

Why are you so pissed? Try to get I do want you as a bitch

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on reddit a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude deleted his account on reddit and after he had a fit

and had his shill accounts too, and one was pregnant with his kid

and in computer they found a P<, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about it, his name was... it was you

Damn