We now need City to drop points in 2 of their last 3 games.

8 changes from the Madrid game as they rest players ahead of Madrid game:

Joe Hart 1.5m

Pablo Zabaleta 6.5m - Eliaquim Mangala 42m - Nicolas Otamendi 32m - Aleksandar Kolarov 17m

Raheem Sterling 44m - Fabian Delph 8m - Fernandinho 30m - Samir Nasri 22m

Wilfried Bony 28m - Kelechi Iheanacho Manchester City have the greatest academy in history and don't need to spend big money

Match Updates

0' Commentators have cleaned up the Jizz from the Leicester City Wankfest and are ready to go

0' Niall Fucking Quinn is commentating. You fuckers don't deserve the work I do for you.

1' City yet to score. The dream lives

2' The flappy arms and limp wrists of Raheem Sterling yet to get on the ball.

2' Southampton actually look up for this. Which makes their inevitable collapse all the more sour.

3' Commentators most excited point so far is mentioning United losing some ancient match

4' Zabaleta so shite in defense they don't bother marking him as an a attacker. Silly.

5' Sterling looks to do some of his best falling down of the season early on.

6' Some serious Gerrard tributes here from Bony and Sterling: Slipping and no league titles

7' Mane runs down the right wing. Silly boy, don't you know real football teams never play in that part of the pitch?

11' Good run from Mane but a shite shot leads to a goal kick

15' Cross is too high for Long, corner

16' Joe Hart is Head & Shoulders above everyone else and catches easily

Mangala cost City £42m

19' Long shot goes wide. All Southampton at minute

21' Fernandinho booked

25' 1-0 SOUTHAMPTON, SHANEY FECKIN LONG

Shane Long, Future Euro 2016 Golden Boot winner, pokes it through Joe Dandruffs legs after some other prick crossed it in. Well hit son.

29' MANE 2-0 TIME TO MAKE 9 SUBS MANUEL miiiiiles onside

The guy people genuinely question as a better alternative to Juan Central Mata as a right winger just fucking strolls through the city 'defence' for a piss easy goal.

34' I'd say the City players are at sixes and sevens but it doesn't even look like they've that many players playing

36' OH MY SWEATY BALLS it should be 3. Corner

38' This rotation starting 11 cost almost a quarter of a billion pounds

39' Poor man's Jamie Vardy's corner is too deep, City .......

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get out of their own half.

39' Southampton win it back

42' It's tough to tell whether the City fans are really angry or trying to work out the maths of how long is left in the half

44' HAHA get ready to abandon thread lads 2-1

That's the kind of goal you ragequit after conceding in Rocket League

45' Mangala almost adds a third for Southampton

HALF TIME 2-1 It's been all Southampton but City back in it. Will he bring on the big guns?

SECOND HALF

Let's see if Kolarov is still on the pitch

46' City are unchanged........

57' 3-0 Mane wakes me from my Niall Quinn coma. Amazingly Manuel, not making changes means nothing changes