We now need City to drop points in 2 of their last 3 games.

8 changes from the Madrid game as they rest players ahead of Madrid game:

Joe Hart 1.5m

Pablo Zabaleta 6.5 - Eliaquim Mangala - Nicolas Otamendi - Aleksandar Kolarov

Raheem Sterling - Fabian Delph - Fernandinho - Samir Nasri

Wilfried Bony - Kelechi Iheanacho

Match Updates

0' Commentators have cleaned up the Jizz from the Leicester City Wankfest and are ready to go

0' Niall Fucking Quinn is commentating. You fuckers don't deserve the work I do for you.

1' City yet to score. The dream lives

2' The flappy arms and limp wrists of Raheem Sterling yet to get on the ball.

2' Southampton actually look up for this. Which makes their inevitable collapse all the more sour.

3' Commentators most excited point so far is mentioning United losing some ancient match

4' Zabaleta so shite in defense they don't bother marking him as an a attacker. Silly.

5' Sterling looks to do some of his best falling down of the season early on.

6' Some serious Gerrard tributes here from Bony and Sterling: Slipping and no league titles

7' Mane runs down the right wing. Silly boy, don't you know real football teams never play in that part of the pitch?

11' Good run from Mane but a shite shot leads to a goal kick

15' Cross is too high for Long, corner

16' Joe Hart is Head & Shoulders above everyone else and catches easily

Mangala cost City £42m

19' Long shot goes wide. All Southampton at minute

21' Fernandinho booked

25' 1-0 SOUTHAMPTON, SHANEY FECKIN LONG

Shane Long, Future Euro 2016 Golden Boot winner, pokes it through Joe Dandruffs legs after some other prick crossed it in. Well hit son.

29' MANE 2-0 TIME TO MAKE 9 SUBS MANUEL miiiiiles onside

The guy people genuinely question as a better alternative to Juan Central Mata as a right winger just fucking strolls through the city 'defence' for a piss easy goal.

34' I'd say the City players are at sixes and sevens but it doesn't even look like they've that many players playing