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Shut down the sub, Bitcoin won (self.Buttcoin)

shilarysecretaccount が 投稿

This is a gamechanger for bitcoin.

Even bigger than tipping.

First we laughed at bitcoin (because we were jealous), but now that Overstock Dell Newegg Expedia Paypal Microsoft Steam accepts bitcoin, the world's greatest currency can no longer be ignored.

We mocked the bitcoiners and their supposedly crazy devotion to bitcoin. We thought it was a get rich quick scheme. Now who is laughing?

The bitcoiners.

Stand back folks, bitcoin is headed to the moon. Let's get out of this sub while we still have our dignity.

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[–]TheBoysBadNews 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is the skull fucking gonna happen on a schedule or just all willy-nilly?

[–]specktech 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

I am not going NEAR the break room until this is answered. Weird noises from the whole 34th floor.

[–]spookthesunset 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pod 6 is way worse. I hate pod 6. Always so smug.

[–]sciencehatesyouSorry for your loss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We here on the 42nd floor of an otherwise unmarked building at 200 West Street are ready for the inevitable skull fucking. All eyeballs are lubed up.

[–]kenfagerdotcom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There will be light flurry of skullfucking followed a severe socket penetrating thrust in the $500 range.

[–]Liberty_Chip_Cookies 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

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[–]Purplekeyboard 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damnit.

Alright, time to go convert all my money to bitcoins. As I understand it, the current protocol requires me to print paper wallets using a computer which has never been connected to the internet, with all the ports epoxied, using a variety of pieces of software and possibly dice to generate random numbers to create my private key.

I'll need to dig a 10 foot deep vault in my back yard, line it with lead, and bury the paper wallets in a waterproof box.

In the case of my possible death, in order to make sure my family gets my dragon hoard, I will need to leave instructions in a safety deposit box on how to obtain the bitcoins. However, in order to protect against theft, I need to encrypt these instructions and then have the decryption key broken into pieces and held by multiple people, including my lawyer, who will be sworn to secrecy on penalty of disbarment. Only the group of them together will be able to decode the instructions and follow the map.

Have I left anything out?

[–]Kibubik 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

But guys

[–]SoundOfOneHand 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look guys, confession time, I've been holding out on you all this whole time. That's right, I hodled 0.2 BTC since 2013, which I calculate will soon be worth approximately 5% of the world's total wealth. See you all from the moon, suckas!!!!1!!!!!!!cos(0)!!!!

[–]Emrico1 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm really pleased about this. Thank you lord Gaben

[–]JustStopDude401K's are for idiots!!! 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've lost three fillings from knashing my teeth since this was announced.

[–]JeanneDOrc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget the "Curse you, He-Man!!!" cartoon villain fist shake!