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[–]iamhammingQueen of jewrage 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone who has money give them gold please

[–]ItsTotallyAboutYou 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

This was almost a 4chan level of epic, but you missed the part where everyone loudly busts their nuts/vag/whatever and then loses all their spaghetti.

[–]Spaghetti_Robotti 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

S to the P to the aghetti SPAGHETTI!

[–]sylverbound 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is amazing

[–]AWeepingAngelsThesisSex Wars Episode V: The Fempire Strikes Back 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was 6"5'

Um, you got the marks wrong. He was six inches and five feet? Hey, that's about the same as me. Where are all my HBs?

[–]kittenmommy 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

starfish sex

Do I want to know?

[–]ProbablyBelievesIt 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

No.

But if you're still reading this anyways, as far as /r/theredpill is concerned, it's missionary sex where the woman's participation is limited to her presence and her contempt.

They're absolutely convinced this is the only kind of sex men can get through mutual respect and honest communication.

[–]kittenmommy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG. That's... OMG.

No words.

[–]WigglyCharlie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Six WHOLE positions? Wow, that alphalpha really knows how to do the sexings! He must have put his peepee all the way into your hoohoodilly, since that's the only way babies get made. Congrats on your alpha fux and beta bux!

[–]DeputyMayorSnowWhiteofficially a nascent alpha female 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HELP!! Why is my life story in the internet???? How did you dox me??

.... Oh, wait, unless... Is your life story just exactly the same as mine because AWALT?