Lick my feet. Talk about your Lord and Master.

I sleep while people spend hours talking about me. Any publicity is good publicity.

Ah, my loyal servants. Useful pawns at spreading whatever message I so please.

Average minds are easy to control. I can play you all like puppets on strings.

I can be serious, or I can just as easily be trolling.

Generally, I do not authentically care and am looking for amusement when I am bored. Like yesterday when I was working on my assignment. It was a nice distraction.

But yeah, you can lick my feet. Make me reddit famous. I really don't read any of this stuff, it would take too long. But feel free to give me some Donald Trump publicity.

As crazy as I might be, I would not be crazy to spend all my time talking about someone else. I have a greater mind than you. You are like women talking celebrity gossip. Small minds and their celebrity chatter. I am a man, a real man, with real things to do. It would be too embarrassing to put so many man hours into combing over someone's life and their moment by moment details.

I'll take a video of me taking a shit, and mail it to a person who wins the contest entry. You can pick out the corn with your teeth and fight over the seeds in my shit with your family.

Vale.