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[–]missingherdearly 462ポイント463ポイント  (47子コメント)

The problem is that all these dirty ground hotdogs are totally 100% convinced that they're a slab of the finest beefcake to ever grace the earth. Sorry Mr Cheetogrub with the fedora and greasy ponytail, you're not exactly a catch.

[–]CatsOP 142ポイント143ポイント  (30子コメント)

But... but... we are nice persons INSIDE

[–]missingherdearly 348ポイント349ポイント  (13子コメント)

Preach brother. The real problem here is that all these girls wanna be with guys who are "attractive" and "have jobs" and "shower regularly". Total bullshit.

[–]hiphopdowntheblock 116ポイント117ポイント  (3子コメント)

"shower regularly"

What have feminists done to society

[–]barrister24 51ポイント52ポイント  (2子コメント)

Make it smell nice

[–]Sheerardio 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Y'know what this society needs? A nice bowl of potpurri, maybe some vanilla candles up in here.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vanilla candles are the best

[–]SithMeBaby1MoreTime 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

Women are so fucking shallow

[–]ModernKender 89ポイント90ポイント  (2子コメント)

At least the hot ones are. I don't care about those ugly ones tho.

[–]GreenPJsI call that one my party lip. 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

relevant

[–]milkradio(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

There ugly ones? Never noticed 'em.

[–]Arriettys_mom 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

shower regularly

What's insane is how often this is actually a legitimate issue brought up in /relationships. Like there are a shit ton of people who won't fucking shower or even use courtesy wet wipes. It sucks if you aren't attractive or can't find a job but how is it difficult for you to find some water to clean yourself with??

[–]xxviktoriad 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget diverse interests, and a Sexy smile. ;)

[–]kenj0418 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I've got two out of three going for me. But Meatloaf taught me not to be sad because two out three ain't bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

[–]KeldraNo flag, no country! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn them feeeeeeeeeeeeemales.

[–]seanmharcailinMust be Thursday. I never could get a hang of Thursdays. 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

nope. inside you are donkey lips and assholes.

[–]Drowned_In_SpaghettiPrincess Consuela Bananahamock 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

If you can't get over my man-blubber, I don't need you. /s

[–]Baial 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

Real men are curved!

[–]Drowned_In_SpaghettiPrincess Consuela Bananahamock 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well, not me obviously. The curviest part of me is my confusingly feminine hips.

(Seriously, I weigh like 112lbs soaking wet. Es no bueno.)

[–]leostotch 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

I've got like, 50 lbs you can have. Happy to help a brother out.

[–]Drowned_In_SpaghettiPrincess Consuela Bananahamock 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

You the real MVP.

[–]leostotch 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Great - when can you come pick it up?

[–]ouTPhaze 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Still a better love story than Twilight...

[–]leostotch 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, the love story hasn't even begun.

[–]thec0smicfox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have an extra 25 you're welcome to, if you wanted to bulk up! 😉

[–]thesunisup 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like men with a curve. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]mykidisonhere 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh, your flair! I wonder whatever happened to that douche nozzle!

[–]coffeeblossomTime for anime and junk food! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

With the addendum "but only when there's something in it for us."

[–]Doublestack2376 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

But every high school movie ever has told me that you will look past my flaws and see me the way I see myself, despite my refusal to acknowledge you are more than just a pretty face and smoking hot body.

[–]OctopusRiddle 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

"All I want is for a hot chick to love me for my personality"

[–]saraderp0tron 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

yep, and all I need to do to become a pretty face and smoking hot body is to take off my glasses

[–]mykidisonhere 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And let your hair down. Apparently pony tails=unattractive.

[–]ChkYrHeadConnoisseur of Labia Confetti 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

But you don't have to wear makeup when you're with him. #relationshipgoals

[–]unclefisty 52ポイント53ポイント  (2子コメント)

Actually you do. You have to wear enough to look like you're not wearing any but still don't look like a normal person with normal person defects.

[–]ChkYrHeadConnoisseur of Labia Confetti 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean a girl who looks like she's makeup-less and fresh faced could be gasp actually wearing makeup??? But this is impossible. I know so much about the womens! Liar! Why do you hate men and men's rights??

[–]frostfromfire 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dudes are shameless and won't even care about makeup. When I was a teenager I had really bad acne, one of my front teeth was turned and overlapped the other, and all of my bottom teeth were crooked. Too poor to go to a dermatologist or get braces. Didn't wear foundation or eyebrow filler & I have light colored brows; was pretty scary looking. Still had guys tell me that I had "sexy childbearing hips" (eww) & that I was beautiful despite having whiteheads and scars all over the place.

[–]Asiansensationz 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did someone say beefcake?

[–]BugattiBeefCake 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like to think that I'm the finest beefcake ever to grace the earth.

[–]GrijzePilion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So if unattractive guys see themselves as attractive, and if hot guys are all humble and shit, were's average me with his average self image? I'm really average. I kind of look somewhat nice sometimes and I kind of shower and shave and whatnot, and I kind of work in IT. Also, I have kind of a nice body, but not too nice. Fuck me, right? Right?

[–]harsheehorshee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what defines a catch? I've had a lot of exes that would say things like "oh you're cute for an Asian guy"...meaning that my fellow brothers are unattractive because of the colour of their skin. Makes me hurt inside. They don't even wear fedoras, and they lift too.

[–]lizbethblues 104ポイント105ポイント  (13子コメント)

This was also (more accurately so) posted on r/niceguys, which if you haven't visited I highly recommend. It's filled with all the stupid things guys say or do basically trying to establish that they are entitled to a a relationship or sex with you. Sort by best of all time, totally worth it.

[–]heart-cooks-brain 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh. I need to back away from the Internet for a little while....

[–]kimb00 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

If you want some next level shit, head on over to /r/foreverunwanted for a whole new level of salty niceguys. Good lord.

[–]kalorythMake a flair they said... 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Holy shit, that's not salt, that's just full of plain toxicity and seething hatred. I'm just going to bail on that sub. o_o

[–]kimb00 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yea, I'm torn between sadness for humanity ...and concern that I'm witnessing the beginnings of the next Elliot Rodger.

Apparently I'm into really dark humour today. The internets might've ruined me.

[–]ericmm76 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think that's a joke.

[–]kimb00 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, no. They're not joking at all. I'm just feeling a lot like this today.

[–]ericmm76 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not even the Elliot Gould part. I don't doubt it for a second.

[–]Squeakers12 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit... One thread went from "we are lonely" all the way to "SjWs support pedophilia" in no time, flat. Jesus Christ some people =( I'm just.. Not going back there.

[–]kimb00 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, and bonus racism + homophobia.... don't you worry!

[–]milkradio(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaaaand now I'm depressed that people like this exist at all. What the fuck kind of misogynistic hellhole...

[–]dan_kase 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit this is amazing.

[–]mattbrunstetter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it serious or satire?

[–]bakuninsbart 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy's metaphor is pretty accurate, though hungry should be replaced with starving. It also does not reek of entitlement at all, but is rather a lighthearted, self-depreciating poke at the stereotypical nice guy.

[–]LucyAndDiamondsAre you a cat person or a dog person? Bitch I'm Bipetual. 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm a vegetarian.

[–]mykidisonhere 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

So does that mean you're a lesbian in this ca

[–]thesunisup 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, lesbians are pescetarians.

[–]HeyItsAmberPVagina cultist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Metaphorically speaking, yeah. But realistically speaking, there's no fucking way I'm not eating meat.

[–]freshlybakedteehee 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Waitaminute.......do you mean to tell me I've been passing up perfectly edible dropped food this whole time?! ALL THE WASTED YEA.....no wait, that's fucking gross.

[–]cat_drool 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

GROUND HOT DOG

[–]mymarkis666 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

I will admit it is a douche move to say that to a single guy though. I don't complain about boy troubles with my male friends.

[–]LilusaWHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ? 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wut? Do all your friends have crushes on you? I used to talk about guys all the time with my male friends.....

[–]LadyTetra 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not to sound self obsessed or anything, but most of them. I think the problem was that I friend zoned them all and that is how we became friends. I don't talk to them much anymore simply because it's too difficult.

One of them despite knowing that I wasn't interested and that I was in a relationship still tried to kiss me on multiple occasions. He thought it would change my mind.

[–]LilusaWHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ? 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't sound like friends to me. I primarily hang out with dudes and don't have this issue. Then again, my dude friends are all top notch humans.

[–]LadyTetra 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Right? That's why I've distanced myself from them. They aren't worth it. I'm in my early 20's, so hopefully I will meet more mature guy-friends in the future.

[–]LilusaWHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ? 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yea, most of my male friends are older than me haha. That definitely makes a difference. (I'm 31 and my husband is 40, for example.)

[–]mymarkis666 -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, with my looks it's certainly possible lol. But no, I just don't think they'd want to hear it. Especially if they're single. Maybe I just have more social awareness than you.

[–]LilusaWHAT ABOUT TEH MENZ? 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah, just have really amazing friends.

[–]mymarkis666 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fair enough, my guy friends aren't feminine men. I'm more a "one of the guys" cliche, so that's probably the difference.

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    [–]AStarkFan 219ポイント220ポイント  (16子コメント)

    thatsthejoke.jpg

    [–]Gato1486 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I lold

    [–]Xemnas81 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What are your thoughts on the music video to Exes and Ohs?

    [–]luker_man 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well, yea. When you hear from a friend it's sorta the equivalent of being called discarded food on the ground.

    "Well damn. She thinks I'm trash"