WTF 内の moumouren によるリンク Bulbul bird feeding is young

[–]Dw-Im-Here -597ポイント-596ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow summer reddit is really upon us eh? Nothin but 12 year olds and marijuana addicts spewing the first unfiltered thought that comes to mind smh.. Man this blog has really gone down hill since they started pandering to the dregs of society (hint : r/trees) 🙄

Edit: shameless plug for /r/sober /r/stopdrinking

videos 内の imjustandrew によるリンク Dad cries tears of joy because of Oculus Rift space simulation

[–]Dw-Im-Here -55ポイント-54ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you ever lied during your karmawhoring days (hint: because I think it is happening now)? I've been burned by many karmawhores before, namely: /u/stickleyman, /u/unidanx, /u/_vargas_.

A true karmawhore would have posted this themselves (spoiler: I don't believe you)

videos 内の imjustandrew によるリンク Dad cries tears of joy because of Oculus Rift space simulation

[–]Dw-Im-Here -255ポイント-254ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get that man a copy of /r/quityourbullshit

FTFY

Do you really think that's /u/hoopera's dad? C'mon man, this is reddit, everyone lies on here. If this was really /u/hoopera's dad he would have posted it himself for karma, his karma score tells me he's one of those karmawhores (spoiler: those guys don't miss out on any occasion to gain some of that sweet karma).

videos 内の HorseAFC によるリンク How to screw with a bodybuilder

[–]Dw-Im-Here -146ポイント-145ポイント  (0子コメント)

ATTENTION:

Please do not try this on a bodybuilder, most of them are on roids and cannot control their tampers. I know this because I used to be one of them, I used to live the life of drugs and never ending rage. I hit rock bottom and I now found Jesus and turned to veganism, both are extremely important to cleanse the mind and the body.

You guys should see me now, I'm lean and fit and can deadlift (sumo grip 245kg). I'd share a picture for you guys, but I'm currently making a series of workout videos and I don't want any of you fiends to steal my formula. Keep and eye out for those videos, they'll sell like hotcakes.

Ps: I also have a gf that's smoking hot (10/10) since alterating my lifestyle (eat your hearts out). Can't wait for you guys to buy my videos, it's for a great cause. :D

🍃+💒=💪

edit: added colons after ATTENTION as without it it made the statement a little disjointed, like i didn't want you guys to think that the ATTENTION didn't relate to the context below, so to prevent the confusion I added the colon (which makes it technically grammatically correct, I really can't stand bad grammar )

todayilearned 内の [deleted] によるリンク TIL Snuffeupagus became a real character (instead of Big Bird's imaginary friend) because of a string of high profile child sexual abuse cases. The writers didn't want children to be afraid of telling their parents about being abused because of the fear of not being believed.

[–]Dw-Im-Here -225ポイント-224ポイント  (0子コメント)

never realized he was supposed to be imaginary

It was pretty obvious imo. I've always been great at reading social cues though. I guess I've always taken that skill for granite... Sorry. I bet it's hard to feel like you're wandering through a forest blanketed by fog 24/7. Maybe read "How to win friends and influence ppl"

sweden 内の VTHK によるリンク Som ett tungt svar på /r/theDonalds bild på Sverige av /u/kbrymannen

[–]Dw-Im-Here -47ポイント-46ポイント  (0子コメント)

Var tyst som en bra liten svensk pojke och gå lyssna på några som Abba och Hammerfall .

sweden 内の VTHK によるリンク Som ett tungt svar på /r/theDonalds bild på Sverige av /u/kbrymannen

[–]Dw-Im-Here -11ポイント-10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Det är inte svårt att få med dina porösa gränser och dina sömniga tulltjänstemän .

sweden 内の VTHK によるリンク Som ett tungt svar på /r/theDonalds bild på Sverige av /u/kbrymannen

[–]Dw-Im-Here -217ポイント-216ポイント  (0子コメント)

Excuse me friend, but you must have accidentally landed /r/sweden, please respond in Swedish or get out. We don't want this sub to be infiltrated by foreigners that will corrupt a society we so carefully crafted. It may not be a perfect, but last thing we need are outsiders pointing out what were lacking, it's best if we don't know. We like living in ignorance and in peace, thanks.

https://translate.google.com/

WTF 内の iBleeedorange によるリンク Never give up, never surrender

[–]Dw-Im-Here -213ポイント-212ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only crock is your comment.

FTFY

Reddit is sick of the overused "I read that in <insert random name no one gives a shit about> voice". Stop commenting for karma and come up with something original, if not, lurking is a thing. I lurked for a long time until I realized how to appeal to the general reddit audience. Some people have the it factor and I'm one of them. You, not so much.

edit: guys, I'm in a lot of trouble. This is my brother's account and he'll kill me if he sees all these downvotes. Please stop, he'll kill me it gets to -200.

Can someone tell me how to delete comments (I'm new)?.

WTF 内の Doctorjames25 によるリンク Thanks to whoever shoved dirt and mulch down my gas tank

[–]Dw-Im-Here -66ポイント-65ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why everyone should own an electric car. Electric cars are proven to reduce vandalism, for example if OP had an electric car, his car would have been vandalized.

WTF 内の iBleeedorange によるリンク Never give up, never surrender

[–]Dw-Im-Here -179ポイント-178ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, marine biologist here, what you see is not a crab in a fish but is a genetic mutation created by years of pollution and global warming. Us scientists refer to it as Global Warning.

The change happens on the third genome (G-C-C-A combination) that replicates what the host is seeing while mating. So this fishes parents (mom and dad) was watching or being attacked by a crab when they was mating. But don't kid yourself people, this is also happening in the human world. Look at the U.S., people are getting fat, but is it because of their diet or the environment that they live in? Watching fat people can also make you fat (refer to (the third genome (G-C-C-A combination) as referred above. I'd love to explain more, but I'm running out of time. It's time i go to the gym, I'm trying to impress this cutie there, I saw her checking me out last week while I deadlifting (sumo grip - 245kg). My veins were bursting at the seems, you see guys, I'm really cut. I also make 200k/year plus stock options and I'm only 23. So yeah, get on my level. I'd show you my pic as proof but then you guys would use it to have sex and then become like me, and I don't want that!

MURICA 内の candyapplerapture によるリンク I mean, I don't see any Soviet Unions walking around. Do you?

[–]Dw-Im-Here -36ポイント-35ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imaginary war

USA 1-0 USSR

Your answer was extremely cringy. Tell me how you won that war (chocolate factory meme), playing Call of Duty in your mom's basement eating Cheetos and drinking Jolt Cola doesn't count.

WTF 内の IamDanimals によるリンク Removing plaque

[–]Dw-Im-Here -254ポイント-253ポイント  (0子コメント)

Removing plaque calculus, a.k.a. tartar.

It is plaque, tartar is a sauce (mayo and aioli) used in fancy restaurants. Lol, how does it feel to get whooshed so bad in a public forum. I copy and pasted OP's comment as I know he'll delete out of embarasment (i knw i would). There should be an IQ test before people can comment on reddit.

/r/cringe

edit: why am i the one getting downbeats? It's the OP that was in the wrong, I should contact the mods as I strongly suspect vote manipulation ITT. 😨

trippinthroughtime 内の MasterRoshy によるリンク Hurry up I can see the chariot around the corner

[–]Dw-Im-Here 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that what you kids consider nostalgic nowadays? Well I got news for you bub, back in my days nostalgia was wearing your top hat to a ballroom dance, buying a pack of pop rockssssssssssssss mmmmnnnn(how do you backspace on this damn thing) when they first came out, catching the new Elvis tune on the radio, and going a week without getting a beating from your dad because we had no idea of the long term effects of alcohol.

The problem with today's kids is that they all live in mom's basement, drink mountain dew code red, and have pre pubescent whiskers full of flaming cheetos (d9n't lie, my grandkids are also redditors.

The thought you on your phone (/u/Yyoualwayslyin - relevant username) is not making me nostalgic but nauseous, I hope you cleaned your hands and your phone, kids nowadays live in a disposable society, nothing matter to them.

SMH

trippinthroughtime 内の MasterRoshy によるリンク Ayoo record this!

[–]Dw-Im-Here -118ポイント-117ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope your joking right now! ME and the majority of redditors (we talk), think that art that promotes violence like this should be removed from EVERY subreddit.

The majority of redditors find the picture of the dead child repulsive and of bad taste. We also think that there's a racial undertone to the saying being said in the captcha (hint: Worldstar)

So the majority of redditors (including me) do not understand your comment (since this sub supports violence)

Spoiler: I went a little worldstar on the blue arrow

Edit: just came back from practicing my flute (playing first flute at the old folks home on Tuesday) and I'm downvotes? c'mon guys, I'm playing at a funeral, I'm not in the mood for this!

WTF 内の [deleted] によるリンク Ghost Rider

[–]Dw-Im-Here -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm trying to be the new unidan 😓

WTF 内の [deleted] によるリンク Ghost Rider

[–]Dw-Im-Here -22ポイント-21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pyrotechnician here! Let me drop some knowledge 💣s on you.. It's not the wooden fence that's dangerous it's actually the lighting of the c02 that could have incinerated our simple Russian friend! Thought this would be common knowledge, but apparently not lol. Well glad I caught this thread early to avoid any misinformation spread throughout the blog (my biggest pet peeve of this site) you're welcome guys have a nice day! 🙇

WTF 内の cordobamd によるリンク This happened at a public hospital

[–]Dw-Im-Here -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

silly billy blah blah snarf Mr fantastic

Are you high or just simple lol? You sound like a you just blew out an acrid hit of Mary Jane and then decided to expose us to your inebriated/demented state of mind. I know it's legal in some of your states (I'm French) but just keep to yourself. The comments the weed all of it thx

WTF 内の cordobamd によるリンク This happened at a public hospital

[–]Dw-Im-Here -15ポイント-14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Um not everything is a meme. You do realize memes aren't real life right? Do you hear that reddit? It's the sound of a neck beard reemerging from his parents windowless basement to fire up some toaster strusels and drink pog while his dad wonders where he went wrong lol

MURICA 内の qwerty12qwerty によるリンク USA Chant breaks out after SpaceX lands a freedom rocket on a ship in the ocean.

[–]Dw-Im-Here -14ポイント-13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I forced my manager to block reddit from work (with spyware), because I find this site to be a little to pro-american for my liking (proven by the post were seeing now). It worked for 2 years, until last week, when I had to get my boss fired (sexual harassment - don't ask) and now we have a new boss, he's american and unblocked all american sites from our network (I worked so hard to block it before). How long would it take for me to make a new sexual harassment case against him to not make it obvious that I'm doing it to get my boss fired? Would 3 weeks be too obvious?

MURICA 内の qwerty12qwerty によるリンク USA Chant breaks out after SpaceX lands a freedom rocket on a ship in the ocean.

[–]Dw-Im-Here -18ポイント-17ポイント  (0子コメント)

C'mon man, did you guys really buy that photage?

If you play the video backwards from 28 minutes to 27 minutes you can see that this is a hoax. You can even see the flume of smoke disappear, which is the reverse photage of when they turned on the engine. My uncle does FX for movies in Hollywood and I can confirm this is all phony. (I can call him if you really want, but I probablement won't because of long distance fees)

Must be a shot to the ego knowing that all that cheering was for nothing (spoiler: it didn't happen).

I apologize for my grammar, I'm from France and english is my second language.

WTF 内の RespectMyAuthoriteh によるリンク Now you can do it hands free!

[–]Dw-Im-Here -26ポイント-25ポイント  (0子コメント)

*Source

Capitalization at the beginning of a sentence is like first grade grammar man. Why don't you learn to communicate like an adult before you start spewwing judgment too and fro on a message board designed for adults to have creative discussion also I downtown freddy browned you for cussing like a child

WTF 内の IAmJustAVirus によるリンク This is why you don't try to be Batman IRL

[–]Dw-Im-Here -199ポイント-198ポイント  (0子コメント)

to whore karma later

Are you any better for trying to point that out from your soapbox? (Spoiler alert: no just as bad) you come in with your pipe in your mouth and top hat declaring that OP is trying to cheat karma when he's prob in the hospital with second degree burns what is something notable that you've done

WTF 内の OMGLMAOWTF_com によるリンク Not sure if you win at WTF, but this guy is trying pretty damn hard.

[–]Dw-Im-Here -129ポイント-128ポイント  (0子コメント)

You missed an opportunity to make a d sized battery joke lol (you know like give her the "d") haha yours was still pretty good but not upvote quality (sorry I don't hand em out willy-nilly)

Edit: just got back from doing my resistance band finger exercises (I'm an indoor bouldering climber) and I come back to downtokage? What gives

SoapboxBanhammer 内の iamcatch22 によるリンク Let's have a warm welcome for our latest mod, /u/Dw-Im-Here

[–]Dw-Im-Here 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't tell me what to do, I'll stick around only to be a thorn in your side.