Ah, this is going to be good.... (I've only posted a small sample from this $100% True post and subsequent comments. I highly recommend reading through all the comments if you want to learn the secret keys to unlock the female orgasm.)
"I rammed my dick down a girl's throat, and she enjoyed it so much she pissed herself while she orgasmed. Also, I filmed it so you know it's totally real, but I won't show you it, for reasons."
This is a two-fer! Girls love it when you toss them over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Also, PornHub is a great educational resource. Everyone knows that watching porn is a great way to learn about realistic sex, right?
I didn't know that washing a dominant man's hair is so arousing. No wonder so many women become hairstylists! Clearly I'm in the wrong career field.
Ah yes, the jackhammer. (I didn't post the description, but basically it involves sticking two fingers inside a woman's vagina and moving your arm up and down as fast and hard as you can. It's an advanced version of "The Spiderman" and not to be taken lightly.) Amazing how pounding a woman's genitals with your hand can cause involuntary continuous orgasms. Shame he was using special sheets that couldn't be washed and were therefore ruined.