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People say I resemble Audrey Hepburn (imgur.com)

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[–]clawful_kitten[S] 402ポイント403ポイント  (482子コメント)

Hi reddit :) I did not expect to inflame the internet with this post. Lighten up a bit, will ya? It's harmless fun. This shot was candid, my sister took it while we were out for lunch. I do dress like this all the time. Little black hat, black dress or black skirt and turtleneck. I take as much of my dressing cues from Miss Hepburn as I do Steve Jobs because it's an easy way to look stylish and well put together without having to think about it. I live in Manhattan and yes I am a stripper though now I mostly just sell weed. You all can think whatever you want about strippers but it is just a job for me that creates genuine economic mobility. I have no judgement about sexuality or the human body. For those who are curious and interested, my real passions are beekeeping and psychedelic science. My dream is to establish a colony of domesticated bees among a garden of psychoactive plants :) I am sorry you feel the need to disrespect me with horribly misogynistic comments. Women don't owe you shit, ever. Sorry to burst reddit's bubble and all, I'm just a normal person who thought I might be in for a laugh by posting this. I get the comparison fairly often and remembered the Van Gough guy, so I figured why not? Here's another pic. https://imgur.com/NDqjZng https://imgur.com/a/XBaVy EDIT: Added more pics

[–]soccerperson 403ポイント404ポイント  (23子コメント)

I live in Manhattan and yes I am a stripper though now I mostly just sell weed.

Lmao was not expecting to read this

[–]Quinn_tEskimo 136ポイント137ポイント  (14子コメント)

Just like Audrey Hepburn.

[–]2mice 36ポイント37ポイント  (13子コメント)

Audrey Hepburn had the best blueberry kush, EVER.

[–]monsieurpommefrites 53ポイント54ポイント  (1子コメント)

Audrey Hempburn

[–]KHanson25 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think she just got a new stage name.

[–]trex707 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

Blueberry kush? What is this 2009? More like girl scout cookies step your strain game up a notch

[–]Dr_Romm 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Girl Scout cookies? What is this 2013? More like gorilla glue #4

[–]homerj123 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Gorilla glue #4? What is this 2014? More like Seal team 6.

[–]Alienm00se 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seal team 6? What is this, early-2016? More like XBE3472.

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    [–]piscano 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Chocolate OG all the way

    [–]2mice 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    my head's already wild enough, i just like a nice indica to calm the soul.
    sigh, W-H-A-T ever man. you fuckin' hybrid zealots are all the same.

    [–]ColinOnReddit 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I'm new in town

    [–]movingforward77 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Excuse me, I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. and...

    [–]Manifest 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    JUST GOT INTERESTING

    [–]MisterScalawag 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    same, that line was seriously unexpected

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      [–]Munchlaxing 110ポイント111ポイント  (1子コメント)

      http://i.imgur.com/Yplh18u.png

      [–]kylegetsspam 131ポイント132ポイント  (3子コメント)

      This must be copypasta.

      [–]AndrewSuch 148ポイント149ポイント  (20子コメント)

      Isn't it illegal to deal weed in Manhattan? Probably shouldn't post your face on a popular site and tell people you break the law.

      [–]lotsofhairdontcare 64ポイント65ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Where in America is it legal to deal weed as an individual? But yea OP maybe you should heed this advice.

      [–]Atario 47ポイント48ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Hey everyone… I drive faster than the speed limit during my commute every day.

      [–]ColinOnReddit 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That speeder? Einstein Hepburn

      [–]lotsofhairdontcare 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm gonna need a face to pin this heinous crime to.

      [–]FoostersG 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      On the run from Johnny Law....

      [–]FirstWorldAnarchist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Post your face.

      [–]ertri 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Dude I jaywalk like 4 times a day

      [–]KidsInTheSandbox 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

      She'll be fine. Now if she was selling untaxed cigarettes....

      [–]Corwinator 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

      She's not black, so she'll definitely be fine.

      [–]Shitty_McFuckface 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

      [–]AndrewSuch 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

      [–]Shitty_McFuckface 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

      [–]AndrewSuch 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

      slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

      [–]Shitty_McFuckface 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.

      [–]jerry-springer 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Excuse me 911? Some girl on the internet whose name I don't know lives in a town with 1.6+ million and she's selling drugs!

      [–]PrimeIntellect 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It is but nobody fucking cares

      [–]beefwich 69ポイント70ポイント  (6子コメント)

      My dream is to establish a colony of domesticated bees among a garden of psychoactive plants

      Rad. My dream is to eat an ice cream sandwich on a rollercoaster. So, ya know, we're on similar journeys.

      [–]clawful_kitten[S] 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

      dream big.

      [–]Negatronian 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      think big.

      [–]bluEyedillusion 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nooo this is too nostalgic. I can't... live like this. Suddenly I'm 8 again.

      [–]seven3true 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Six flags in Atlanta (I think) has roller coasters with VR. So ya know

      [–]gootwo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      As with so much that is good in life, Roald Dahl thought of it first.

      [–]know_comment 91ポイント92ポイント  (0子コメント)

      i think this is called sharing too much information...

      [–]9600_PONIES 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

      sigh

      [–]GhostOfJebsCampaign 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Where do you strip?

      [–]naughtius 69ポイント70ポイント  (22子コメント)

      I live in Manhattan and yes I am a stripper though now I mostly just sell weed.

      Upvoted for Federal visibility.

      [–]super_friend_huzzah 81ポイント82ポイント  (9子コメント)

      ~holds up spork

      [–]beefwich 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Don't...

      [–]chbay 50ポイント51ポイント  (5子コメント)

      hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

      love and waffles,

      t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

      [–]currentissuesofme 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

      To this day I wonder if that was originally genuine

      [–]raspberrykoolaid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I knew someone exactly like this right down to the invader Zim. So yeah, it's probably genuine.

      [–]gootwo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I want to meet her now, if it is.

      [–]toe_nibbler 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is pretty much what her post is though, very fitting.

      [–]thenordicbat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I die a little everytime I read this. I used to be like that when I was a tween. Ugh.

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        [–]jotch 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

        Admitting selling weed, and where you live, with 2 pictures? Pro move.

        [–]toe_nibbler 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

        I posted up above theirs only about 14 strip clubs in Manhattan, some stalker could find her in a couple weeks.

        [–]TheFedorapist 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

        How's your relationship with your father?

        [–]Porphyrogennetos 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I was going to commend you, but then I read that you posted something along the lines of how men project their anger on to you and other women for something or some bullshit.

        You need a reality check.

        [–]Zook27 43ポイント44ポイント  (7子コメント)

        This post isnt helping your cause

        [–]Lamar_Scrodum 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yea I thought people were being overly harsh til I read that comment

        [–]mcac 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Oh man you are gonna get so much more hate for this follow up but at least you are handling it well. Sorry you're being treated like crap and I do think you look a lot like her.

        [–]Greencardgirl 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I think you are very pretty. As a woman i can see that so of course the men can see that too. I hope you have a lovely day.

        [–]WhatsToBeSaidNow 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Beekeeping in Manhattan?

        [–]challenger84 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It's really more of a Brooklyn thing

        [–]Semicolon_Cancer 7ポイント8ポイント  (13子コメント)

        Real question here: would the honey be psychoactive? You are on to something there.

        [–]clawful_kitten[S] 29ポイント30ポイント  (11子コメント)

        I believe it would be! There is a french guy (Name is Nicholas Trainerbees) who has independently cultivated psychoactive honey with trained bees that pollinate only cannabis flowers. When I found out about him my mind was blown because I have only theorized this, but he proved it to be possible!

        [–]TimleBim 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

        I wasn't sure if this was serious or you were just making some incredibly elaborate story just to fuck with people. Turns out Nicolas Trainerbees is a real person!

        [–]beefwich 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

        My last name is Takesalotofnaps.

        [–]diggexpat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Nicolas Trainerbees

        ....although he admits that he still requires a more detailed analysis in order to determine all of its properties. Despite this, he states that three people with anxiety tried a few spoonfuls “and felt a lot better”.

        Not exactly peer reviewed proof, but I'd like to try some.

        [–]smurfcake77 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        wow.. google knows Nicholas Trainerbees... nevertheless..you shouldnt admit illegal activities in a social network. imo you should delete some posts here for your own sake. nice pic though.

        [–]Semicolon_Cancer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        That's really freaking cool. Time to get lost in the internet reading up on that, thanks!

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          [–]Magnez 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          People do eat psychoactive honey around the world. Here's a link to a documentary about a tribe in Nepal harvesting the honey called "mad honey".

          [–]autumn_in_nyc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Well, fair enough, I will ask... Where? Let's see if you're is as good as stripper as you look like Audrey. I think you reassemble her. Good for you!

          [–]FieryHalapano 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          What club you work at?

          [–]_Hopped_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Buying weed and a lapdance from the same place? Sign me up!

          [–]NeverDateAStripper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I fawned over for well over a decade a girl who I rarely saw and whose last name I didn't even know. Whenever I saw a photo of Audrey Hepburn, it reminded me of her in the most painful of ways.

          Eventually I got to know her and it turned out that she was the nicest person I'd ever met, and we wound up getting house together.

          She then proceeded to destroy the essence of my existence in every possible way.

          6 months later, I'm still recovering -- badly.

          (Coincidentally, she was also a stripper in a former life, although that is not the life that I knew her from.)

          [–]mamabear76bot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I think you look like her. Very cute!

          [–]nunchukity 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You seem cool as fuck OP, try not to let reddit get to you. Most of the default subs are cancer anyway

          [–]CabalWizard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          nice photos, dont mind the haters, they are probably angry because of not getting laid...

          [–]TheHolyAbider 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Nothing wrong with following your dreams dude. You do kinda look like Audrey.

          [–]aHaloKid 2ポイント3ポイント  (13子コメント)

          Serious question: Why do you strip when you could be a fashion model or something similar? I assume you already make pretty good money, so maybe it's just easier to continue what you're already familiar with? Good luck with the psychedelic beekeeping.

          [–]KidsInTheSandbox 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

          She lives in New York.

          That's like asking an attractive waitress in Hollywood why she doesn't become an actress instead of waiting tables.

          Those are some tough industries to make it in.

          [–]toe_nibbler 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Takes more than a pretty face to be a model.

          [–]clawful_kitten[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (10子コメント)

          I am 5' tall. I also have an awkward overbite and jenky teeth. Fashion is out of the question. I started dancing because I was poor as hell and needed a way out. I am also pretty bad at managing myself, which is why I stuck with dancing. As a dancer I can work whenever I want, for as long as I want, and still be making quite a bit of money. Modeling is much more like a real job.

          [–]IndieGameDesigner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You should crowdfund yourself a new set of teeth. You'd have new gnashers in no time at all.

          [–]whatwhynope -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Guaranteed to be your places' most popular dancer since you look that good. 10/10 would go there just for you.

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            [–]lotsofhairdontcare 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Open up a dispensary in front of your garden, call it Buzzed, recognize my notable brand contribution, cut me a share of your profits, and also marry me. I love you.

            [–]JaXXXuP 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Just as an fyi, I'm sure there are misogynistic comments somewhere here but they must be buried at this point. All I'm seeing are comments that you are trying a bit too hard to look like Hepburn in this photo for anyone to accurately gauge the similarities.

            I just want you to know this type of valid criticism is received by males from other males pretty much 100% of the time. Its pretty ironic to say "women don't owe you shit, ever" while implying that reddit owes you positive feedback on your post. Also ironically, if your post (like so many others made by women) was showered with unending , undeserved praise it would be a detriment to gender equality.

            When men realize something isn't going to let them stick their penis in it they have no reason to treat it delicately. A lot of women seem to really like the idea of this, but very few don't get upset when it is actually practiced. Welcome to not being a sex object, it can suck.

            [–]katelyst 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think there's definitely a resemblance. And I have no idea why people are reacting this way to your post but from one girl to another, keep rocking that look, it suits you!

            [–]huck_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

            You are far above any of the people making dumb comments. It's not even worth responding to them. Sadly it's not really worth posting to this sub with people like that on here and the lack of moderation.

            [–]Horrible-Human 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            what the fuck. i hope any of this is true. but i feel like it's all lies.

            [–]ALT_enveetee -4ポイント-3ポイント  (179子コメント)

            From another lady: you are gorgeous, and most people in real life wouldn't react the way this thread has. The intense vitriol AND awe toward attractive women seems to cause verbal diarrhea on this site. If someone had just posted a pic of you, everyone would be saying how beautiful you are, but because you are beautiful AND confident, you are somehow scum? It's disappointing.

            [–]notmatthewmoore 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think it's the idea that she is seeking attention that everyone has a problem with, which is weird considering that all this website is. People also have the impression that since she is beautiful that she likely deserves all the positive attention she gets in person and why does she deserve to come in here and take away the only thing redditors have. Also most people "in real life" don't say what is on their mind due to social repercussions. They are the same people just behind anonymity, and most people would think these things.

            [–]Slight0 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            How many cycles up your own ass are you exactly? Like, you really think the source of negativity OP is getting is because she's a confident pretty woman? So delusional.

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              [–]phi_phi_pho_fum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I really do think you resemble her! Keep on rocking your style, it's working for you!

              [–]chimpaman 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Don't let internet bile get you down. You do look like her (in the last pic of the 2nd set, especially), and if it makes you happy to dress the part and listen to Moon River, then be happy. (Also, r/cosplay seems to be a popular subreddit for that kind of thing.)

              And keep that bee dream alive. I hear rooftop beekeeping in NY is a thing these days. I don't know if getting them high is a good thing, but I'm pretty sure that adding to their declining numbers is.

              [–]Basileas 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I don't know where this criticism and cynicism comes from. I hope you're not dwelling on it. Maybe the guys feel like they're not good enough and need to put you down to make themselves better and the girls are envious. Either way, a lot of weakness in this thread.

              [–]a_bear_on_a_computer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Millenials...

              [–]fuckmyshituplol 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Hi i'm brendan

              [–]Quickkpo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              just fuck me up

              [–]Six-Gun-Underwood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              brendan, i want you to take this bitch and fuck all her 8 holes

              [–]Tauonic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              The resemblance is uncanny. I grew up watching miss Hepburn and you have it. I can't speak for the rest of the rude children on this site. But I say this sincerely, you are strikingly beautiful. Keep walking strong.

              [–]asghostdj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Do what you like, you're a lovely girl.

              [–]myounk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Audrey is cute. You're cute. Not to pander, just an honest opinion.

              [–]hype_man_baelish 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              keep doing your thing

              [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You're very beautiful, and I do see the resemblance. It's unfortunate you're receiving such nasty comments, but, really, who gives a crap what people who hate think.

              The most important thing's how you feel about yourself and to do what you love to do. There'll always be people trying to bring you down, but it's just to make themselves feel better because of their inferiority complex.

              I can't say I'm interested in beekeeping or psychedelic science, but do what you love to do and don't let anybody stop you! :-)

              [–]dsmluck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Can you explain what you mean by psychedelic science?

              [–]baby_shoes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You sound awesome, let's hang out

              [–]alexds1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Ooh, "mad honey"! Great dream!

              [–]rundas1234 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You're someone I would like to talk to, particularly next wednesday.

              [–]Baired -3ポイント-2ポイント  (15子コメント)

              Reddit can be so angry. I think you're really cute and I bet you won't have to sell weed and strip after this. Some agent will see this and pass it along. They've been waiting years for an Audrey clone. Good luck!

              [–]clawful_kitten[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (11子コメント)

              I actually really enjoy working with marijuana. Someday I wish to be the Avon lady of the Cannabis World. I shall reign over my Hempire as the Ganja Goddess. =D

              [–]anigavsreltih 18ポイント19ポイント  (9子コメント)

              Audrey Hempburn

              Pay me for that when you get rich

              [–]Baired 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Go for it. And let me get a sample!

              [–]macc_spice 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

              tips fedora

              [–]iSkinMonkeys 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Are you free next weekend? We can netflix and chill after i show you my unique hobby.

              [–]OblongShlong 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Neat.

              [–]johnsmithopoulos 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I think when Oscar Wilde said we were all in the gutter he may have been foreshadowing the under sexed, over porned, female fearing, under washed, over gamed teen basement dweller that overwhelms the reddit conversation. Keep shining.

              [–]wonderfullyedible 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Don't worry about it. Yes, you look like Audrey Hepburn. Reddit just has a problem with attractive women who dare take pride in their attractiveness.

              [–]thurguud_jenkins 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Damn. Smoking hot.

              [–]DepressMode 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              So you're gorgeous AND fascinating!? I love this. Reddit is gonna flip it's shit.

              You keep being you!

              [–]MasterCatSkinner -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Wait, domesticated bees? Nice audrey thing but can we talk about that please?

              [–]egus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              glad the friday night internet crowd didnt get to you. lets get breakfast at tiffanys.

              [–]pmitsche 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I think you're absolutely lovely.

              [–]thisisthinprivilege 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You lost me at "I'm a stripper" and "men are misogynists who objectify me". Obviously, you don't understand irony. Lol

              [–]NotADemon_AMA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              People are just dicks to be dicks and think girls don't exist on the internet. If someone saw you in person they'd probably agree, but it's the internet so unless it's some nearly identical shit, it's really just a picture of a girl that kind of looks like a celebrity.

              [–]MiKe1100123 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (5子コメント)

              Ignore them, you're fucking gorgeous and they're pretentious dick heads.

              [–]Sailormoonxxxfan 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Thought it'd be a stripper pic tbh

              [–]beefwich 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Yeah... they totally do that. There's a whole series of stripper baseball cards.

              It's a niche collector market.

              [–]2mice 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I prefer the early 90's midwest collection myself.

              [–]danceswithwool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Well now I want a lap dance from Audrey Hepburn.

              [–]greenrock 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

              why bees? do you just wanna collect the psychoactive honey? not sure why everyone here is all butthurt

              [–]lotsofhairdontcare 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Wow didn't even realize that was a possibility. Looks like someone has worked it out already.

              http://firstwefeast.com/eat/weed-honey/

              [–]greenrock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Yea I wonder how potent the honey gets, because thc is fat soluble but I dunno about cbd. It would be good for making edibles

              [–]Malt_9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You look nice in a hat. Women should wear more hats.

              [–]Karmadap 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              https://i.imgur.com/zF2rd4q.gif

              [–]shyguyarmada 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              The mean comments are unwarranted, but the whole "all my haters are misogynistic male losers" is off-putting too. As if you could tell what gender redditors are from their messages alone.

              From my experience, no one is cattier towards women than women are. And a lot of these comments reek of jealousy.

              [–]Pera_Espinosa -4ポイント-3ポイント  (5子コメント)

              I think people feel like you're fishing for compliments on the internet when it's clear you're not in short supply of them in real life. I guess it comes across as kind of greedy to them.

              On the other hand - so you wanted some attention, and why is that so terrible? Next time be a little more subtle and you'll get it with much less snark. Or don't - why should you have to be?

              PS - I love that you're sharing your interests now too cause you're accustomed to men acting like they give a shit about beekeeping and your dreams.

              [–]anigavsreltih -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Most of the negative comments probably come from the denial rage of lonely post ejaculatory existentialist angst. You have been the cause of a lot of spilled seed today.

              [–]SirLeopoldStotch -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Uh huh.

              I'd still take you out for breakfast at Tiffany's

              [–]Eowyn-where -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              You go girl!!

              [–]sasquatch606 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Ignore them. You don't owe them crap.

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