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[–]Lufernaal 1600ポイント1601ポイント  (158子コメント)

Wow, you guys are so lucky your country is safe enough people are not afraid to roll their windows down for some random dude. In Rio, where I live, this is technically suicide.

[–]FLGulf 677ポイント678ポイント  (90子コメント)

In Florida if you roll down your window you could get a face full of pubic hair.

[–]kiwi-lime_Pi 324ポイント325ポイント  (61子コメント)

like... every time?

[–]_sxb 387ポイント388ポイント  (53子コメント)

5/7 times

[–]TheHobbyist94 87ポイント88ポイント  (41子コメント)

G O N E

M E T A

[–]xSociety [スコア非表示]  (39子コメント)

I don't get it. Reference?

[–]WhosFamousNotMe [スコア非表示]  (30子コメント)

The origin

[–]gurenkagurenda [スコア非表示]  (23子コメント)

Which, to be clear, is fake. It's less disappointing if you know that in advance, and it's still pretty funny.

[–]Isogen_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's definitely fake but still hilarious.

[–]MrNobody95 [スコア非表示]  (18子コメント)

When was it proven fake? Not disagreeing, just a piece of info I missed from when it originally took place. :)

[–]WhosFamousNotMe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

One of the comments on imgur had its own image or something about it being fake.

[–]gurenkagurenda [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

This post is pretty convincing.

[–]LightninHands [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

People say that it's because the names are fake but they could have been made up to protect the people's privacy.

[–]_Imma_Fuken_Shelby_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just got done reading and I read your comment after, fuck.

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    [–]HotDogen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    So... A week?

    Fuckin' slayed me.

    [–]Pilpecurb [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    5/7, I give it a perfect score.

    [–]ErrantStarPilot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's hard for me to tell which one's getting trolled. The "dumb" guy could just be a rusemaster.

    [–]MonkheyBoy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    This was the best thing I've read ever!

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      [–]Barrister_Ryan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Its from reddit

      [–]2rapey4you [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

      reference

      9 letters

      [–]Ultrabarn [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

      It's supposed to be 10 letters. You ruined meta.

      Edit: I am now realizing that I didn't get any work done today...

      [–]NSA_Chatbot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I didn't get any work done today...

      Shit, me either... DID ANYONE PLAN ANY CRIMES TODAY?

      [–]2rapey4you [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      yeah fucked up

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          [–]KingNothing87 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          GONE DEAD

          META INSIDE

          [–]Ness_tech [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          The other 2 out of 7 shave.

          [–]amd2800barton [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

          How many times with rice?

          [–]fryswitdat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          You are a dick Rob.

          [–]Angelllllll [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          That was so clever

          [–]dorydude555 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          It would have been funnier if you said 3/5...

          [–]TravelerHD [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          Just when you think the joke is dead, bam...

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            [–]comrademikel [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            60% of the time, it happens every time...

            [–]Mondraverse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Florida is American roulette.

            [–]Violent_Kimchi 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

            60% of the time, all the time.

            [–]dontlistentome5 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I Cri Evrytiem

            [–]Jake2k [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I keep a lint roller in my car at all times.

            [–]mwmani [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            You could be the only car for miles, you so much as crack that window you're getting pubes.

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              [–]expiredmetaphor [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

              if it ain't pubic hair, it's a gator

              or a gator in a nest of pubic hair

              [–]GotayJ [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

              Yup. I live in Orlando. I once had a bag full of weed thrown into my car by a homeless bicyclist weaving in and out of a traffic jam...dude was probably higher than gods anus.

              [–]i_post_news [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

              Which part of Florida? I've just been to Jupiter and it's nice as hell out there.
              EDIT: I've been to Palm Beach, specifically, Renegades. At night. Do not recommend,

              [–]Ding-dong-hello [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Most nice parts of Florida are surrounded by not so nice parts of Florida.

              [–]Neospector [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              He posts some really weird stuff. Check his history.

              Personally I have him tagged as "Feed my deer a carrot"

              [–]SiiferRama [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

              The Palm Beach area is pretty nice, but everywhere else is public hair city

              [–]ShadowBomber [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

              HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEEN TO PALM BEACH?! Idk where the hell you've been but Palm Beach is where 90% of "Florida man" news headlines appear from.

              [–]dolderer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              I grew up there and palm beach county is one of the best parts of Florida!

              [–]Kim_Jong_OON [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Just don't go at night

              [–]SiiferRama [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Yeah, I grew up in Palm Beach and went to college in Central Florida. South Florida is the nice part of Florida.

              [–]loveVdub [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

              Until you cross the railroad tracks less than a mile from the multi million dollar condos in downtown West Palm Beach.

              [–]dolderer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              How else am I going to get some Buds chicken and seafood??!?!?

              [–]Dedwik [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

              What part of Florida you in, I get the stank of old people here in my area in Florida.

              [–]da_chicken [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Spanish moss?

              [–]helloIamJake [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Live in Florida, can confirm. You also get robbed if you're in Miami.

              [–]--redacted-- [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Heh, could

              [–]marino1310 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Is this a reference to something?

              [–]Indie__Guy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Dont know where you live but I wanna live there now

              [–]PM_ME_UR_SONG [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              I would ram my car into them. I can guarantee it.

              [–]xPhilip [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              so which areas in particular, like specific streets, times of day etc.. just so i can avoid it..

              [–]insanekid66 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              ...you promise?

              [–]JourneymanWelder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              female or male?

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                [–]moonra_zk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Yeah, but here in Rio you'll probably roll them down anyway 'cause the biker will have a gun pointed at you.

                [–]I_AM_RESILIENT [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                Some woman requested I roll down my window at a red light here in LA.

                She saw me dancing and singing to music and she was doing it too and the wanted to dance with me.

                She was cool

                [–]just_add_porn [スコア非表示]  (21子コメント)

                This is why /r/watchpeopledie should really just be /r/watchbrazilianskill

                [–]Warvanov [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

                Watch Brazilians Kill or Watch Brazilian Skill?

                [–]InitiallyAnAsshole [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                I dunno.. Theyve gotten pretty good at it.

                [–]just_add_porn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                I'm fine with either, actually

                [–]pm_ur_wifes_nudes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Is it soccer or is it a violent death? This week on r/fiftyfifty

                [–]Iamthesmartest [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Porque no los dos?

                [–]dredriksalkon [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                two very different subreddits. One is about Brazilians slaughtering people the other is about Brazilians slaughtering people at football (soccer)

                [–]dlawoff [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

                Is Brazil really that bad?

                [–]just_add_porn [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

                Just go to /r/watchpeopledie, most all posts that aren't car crashes or industrial accidents are from Brazil.

                [–]MirrodinsBane [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                Maybe he doesn't want to go to /r/watchpeopledie

                I mean, you can't blame him.

                [–]just_add_porn [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                It's perfectly understandable. Humans have a natural draw and curiosity about death and morbidity, though for many, it's simply a rabbit hole down which they shouldn't look.

                It was for me, and I regret tempting it everyday.

                [–]VixDzn [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                that sounds scary asf.

                talked to a shrink?

                wanna elaborate on it? Because I'm curious what exactly you mean

                [–]ClicksOnLinks [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                I really didn't want to click that link...

                [–]stephangb [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFF7SCcR578

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                  [–]Titanruss [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  what is that? a soccer thing?

                  [–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                  Pretty sure this is the UK. After watching Luther, I'd be fucking terrified.

                  [–]Womble_Don [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  It is the UK. I'm sure you're joking but the UK is incredibly safe. Some dodgy shit goes on in some areas of central London but it's all very localised to certain areas and there's not much Lutheresque!

                  [–]TheRuralBuddah [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Given everything is on "the wrong side" & that's a Ford Galaxy (Galaxie?), the UK seems like a safe bet.

                  [–]QinjiangReservoir [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  If you roll down your window in Canada you will freeze to death

                  [–]blue_strat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  If the UK isn't pretty safe by now, nowhere is.

                  [–]itmovesallbyitself [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                  Is.....Isn't the Olympics going to happen there in a few months?

                  [–]Nerdyblitz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Brazilian here, can confirm, won't open my windows. Specially if there is a bike on my side.

                  [–]JayStar1213 [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

                  You know, there's got to be something more to this. Like a person this mom must have known because no mother, in any country, would just open their passenger window with their kid sitting there to a guy on a motorcycle with full leather and gear after gesturing "roll down the window".

                  [–]whythehecknot12345 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                  I feel like you might be misinformed on the average parent in typical first world countries like this. I'm Canadian and my mom totally would have rolled down the window in this situation. I can't think of any of my friends parents that wouldn't have.

                  [–]blue_strat [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                  Mate, the boy was probably interested in the bike and the biker looked like saying hello. We don't have a history of "biker gangs" or anything in the UK, the closest we got were the mods and rockers in the '60s. Not to mention they're in broad daylight on a residential street, and the kid is safe in the car.

                  [–]SueZbell [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                  Unbuckling the seat belt probably wasn't all that wise but sometimes life can be more interesting if you are willing to take a few chances.

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                      [–]LoraRolla [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      I was just thinking that. Like if someone knocks on my car window I don't assume it's friendly.

                      [–]Kareha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Sports organisations should stay from there then?

                      Oh wait!

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                        [–]Ferl74 514ポイント515ポイント  (13子コメント)

                        The last time I let a young boy throttle my hog, I was put on a list.

                        [–]Haiirokuma 118ポイント119ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        Well, looks like they're going to underline your name on it now.

                        [–]im_a_pop_sensation [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        All right kids, who wants some? Get in my van! Is there a problem, officer?

                        [–]TheColdDarkTrees [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                        Get this man a writing gig: that was solid gold

                        [–]NSAPartyVanMK2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Can confirm, res tagged as pedo.

                        [–]I_PutMyDick_Anywhere [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Yea you gotta be careful out there

                        [–]JeanCloudVanDamme 127ポイント128ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Credit to /u/coldhandsmoto. Biking at its best!

                        [–]ArkadiusBear[S] 49ポイント50ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        Thanks, forgot to credit him

                        [–]imnotlikeanyofyou [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                        ever notice how much reddit shits on you when you admit mistakes and are humble about it?

                        [–]HalfHorseHalfUnicorn [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                        "forgot"

                        [–]BlindBeard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Meh, it's been going around a ton of subreddits as a gif since it was posted as a video by /u/coldhandsmoto a few days ago. OP here is not the first OP to "forget". Either way, it still makes me smile. I was that kid once, and now I'm glad to be the rider seeing the smiles.

                        [–]cablemonster456 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        OP posts a fair amount, I think this is an honest mistake.

                        [–]JohnQuicyAdams 273ポイント274ポイント  (19子コメント)

                        You crazy UKians and your wrong sided cars! I thought the video was about the kid being in the driver's seat, then I realized, "no", JohnQuincyAdams, it's just the UKians at it again.

                        [–]failedwittyreference 147ポイント148ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        I read that was "Ukrainians" and thought, that doesn't look like Ukraine...

                        [–]S16_Drummer 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

                        I thought that too. Also, I thought his name was John Quincy Adams until I checked his user name.

                        [–]Gromiter [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Rolling down your window for a biker in Ukraine is probably signing your death certificate.

                        [–]leathergiggle [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                        You can't even spell your own name right...

                        [–]Breadbowlius [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                        Hey, at least it wasn't in a letter to the president.

                        [–]iprefertau 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        this so much i thought "WTF why is that kid in the driver seat that is madness" before i realised that this is the uk

                        [–]falconzord [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                        Are you sure you USians aren't the ones that are backwards?

                        [–]naivoder [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                        Slash everywhere except Australia, South Africa and India...

                        Edit: my bad y'all, I wasn't trying to exclude you from the list.

                        [–]BLACKOUT-MK2 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Though to be fair, the concept of the left side being the right side, and the right side being the wrong side is entertaining.

                        I have low standards.

                        [–]OobaDooj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Funny thing is, throttle is always on the right. Road is just what we adhere to.

                        [–]Mescallan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Could be a flipped video, but the way that kid gets excited looks UKy

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                          [–]mrdoubleq 48ポイント49ポイント  (12子コメント)

                          That's so nice of you, Mr. Biker. I wonder how this started. Like how did he know the kid wanted to do that? Sauce, OP?

                          [–]coldhandsmoto 90ポイント91ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          He just seemed to think the bike was cool and I thought it'd put a grin on his face if I let him rev it :)

                          [–]mrdoubleq 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          And it did. Thanks for doing that. You really made him and his mom happy. And made us smile, too!

                          [–]creativexangst [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          This gif really made my day. Thanks for doing that for him.

                          [–]ArkadiusBear[S] 101ポイント102ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          Here is the full video, not sure why the guy did it, but from the sounds of it he just did it cos the kid looked at his bike pretty amazed. That and he's probably just a nice guy.

                          [–]TellurousDrip[🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          His laugh made me smile almost as much as the little boy... Congrats OP/biker, you made this stinking pile of filth feel human (':

                          Edit: u/coldhandsmoto

                          [–]huggyb 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          a nice guy? is that possible? /s

                          [–]sourpat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          This is one of those small moments where it changes that kids life, becoming obsessed with bikes and goes on to race them one day

                          [–]applebottomdude [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          What kid doesn't want to rev a motorcycle? What adult?

                          [–]Carr1200r 56ポイント57ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          Bet the next words out of his mouth were "I want one mommy!" Starting the obsession early :D

                          [–]Nooker 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          The kid is happy until his mom tells him he can't get a motorcycle.

                          [–]Cocaine_and_Hookers 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          This made me smile, it also made me realize that I need to smile more.

                          [–]PatriotsFTW 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Oh man that kid's day was made, that's awesome. I love seeing stuff like that.

                          [–]Indeedsir 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Have you ever been SO happy you had to chew your seatbelt?

                          [–]iSuraya 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          His face reminds me of Christmas morning ! Adorable :)

                          [–]joestaff [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          I also keep getting pictures of childrens' faces for Christmas.

                          [–]Sylvester_Scott 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Feel the pow-wah!

                          [–]-Replicated [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Here's the source video

                          [–]ImJustP 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Fully imagined the sound of the bike revving

                          [–]Pumpchester 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Ronnie Pickering's son

                          [–]HotDogen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          The sheer joy this guy brought to this kid in the span of 10 seconds makes me hopeful for this world.

                          [–]ender278 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          My first thought was "why is that fucking 12 year old kid driving a car???"

                          [–]moosepaw11 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          that could've gone several ways

                          [–]Security_Six 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          damn no Sauce!? This Gif is only as important as the sound it makes(not including in my mind) It's a pale vroom vroom..

                          [–]steviiee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Sauce

                          [–]ArkadiusBear[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Make the noises in your head, that's what I did

                          [–]joestaff [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Oh god, now how do I get the noises to stop?!?!

                          [–]Patq911 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          These dashcam videos are always on /r/roadcam before they hit a popular sub. that mustang one a few days ago was on roadcam for like 3 days.

                          [–]eventhorizon79 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          And that's how you have sex with single moms.

                          [–]HeIsTheDanger [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                          When I was a cashier, I would frequently let little kids use the scan gun to scan items in the cart. The kids loved it as did the parents.

                          [–]darthcid [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          Supermarkets now just give you one to scan your stuff while you shop. When you can do whenever you want, it loses it's allure.

                          [–]DBUX [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          One of my favorite parts of riding a motorcycle is riding past kids. A van or bus full of kids get so jacked when you ride by, I can't help but get stoked of there energy. They act you just made there day, and that totally feels as good as riding the bike itself.

                          [–]Motocid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          That's great. My thing is petting every dog I see hanging out the window

                          [–]ruthlessrellik [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Anyone else hear the bike rev in their heads?

                          [–]GrinnnNBarrett [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Somebody is hitting on mommy.

                          [–]OrangeOclock [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          What a nice person! I bet that made that kids day.

                          [–]beautiful_princess [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Made that kids day. He's so excited. I love it. Wish more people were this awesome.

                          [–]iamagainstit [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          I feel like this would have worked better with sound

                          [–]darthcid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          step 2: release clutch

                          step 3: bike goes flying and gets totalled

                          step 4: sue kid's parents for everything.

                          [–]Ganthid [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          Kid is hooked!

                          [–]Andr_U [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Wow, that was nice.

                          [–]Bagzy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Had a kid admiring my bike as I left the shops the other day. Let him push the starter and the look on his face was priceless.

                          [–]lol-fail [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          I race motorcycles, this is the feeling I get every time I grab a handful on my bike.

                          [–]DoNotEverListenToMe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Cool guy.

                          [–]TYLER_PERRY_II [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          but when it's a white van it's different, ok.

                          [–]ANeutralOpinion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          so what exactly did he do?

                          [–]X019 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Had a kid do this. Dang near red lined me.

                          [–]DetestPeople [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Reminds me of when I had my motorcycle parked at my old apartment complex. I was standing on my balcony and saw some little kid roll up on his training wheel bike and park it next to mine. Made me smile.

                          [–]rgdenis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Is this Royal Jordinian? I can't recall him having that bike though.

                          [–]GrinnnNBarrett [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          That....was cool.

                          [–]PM_ME_BALD_BEAVERS [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          /r/feelslikethefirsttime

                          [–]xj98jeep [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Making kids smile on my bike was by far my favorite thing to do on it, that includes dank whoolies and being on some pretty great racetracks. First prize was always ripping a wheelie for a schoolbus full of kids

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