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[–]drinkthepaintwaterChad's crusty waifu pillow 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

He metaphorically crossed the road by writing essays to his internet hug-box about how is going to cross the road- no one stop him, he's gonna do it! He's gonna look both ways, get a grownup to hold his hand and do it god damn it! No one try to stop him!

[–]PorterDaughterenters discussions vagina-first 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

To tell the female on the other side how much he doesn't care about her.

[–]IAmaMateriaGirlAgent Smith 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

So he could write a 5000 word field report about how much he is being oppressed by the gynocracy.

[–]bluepy67 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He didn't. He flunked his driver's license test and is sitting on the sidewalk shouting that roads are useless, and as a taxpayer, he's not going to take it anymore.