Win XP Service Pack 1 

Working Crack! 

Ok... We aren't REALLY gonna crack it.  We're gonna crack Win XP, Instead! 

PROBLEM: 

Microsoft has gotten sleazy.  Used to be Mr. Gates's attitude toward a little piracy was in line with his place.  Everyone knows he is the most successful THIEF of the 1980s, and that alone. 

He got hired by a place called Seattle Micro, right out of college.  He was fired, for lack of performance.  (Apparently, he couldn't program his way out of a wet paper bag...)  Fortunately (for Bill, that is) Seattle Micro was developing an operating system for the new (at that time) 8086 microprocessor.  It could access ten times the memory of its predecessors, because it could do segment-offset addressing! 

Bill snuck out the door with a copy of what was almost done.  Steve Jobs finished it up.  Bill sold it to I.B.M. - the rest is history. 

NOW Bill's head has swollen even more... if that is possible.  He has finally forgotten his roots (as a thief) and is now such a hypocrite as to try to prevent others from purloining a single copy of his Win-Doze... thingy.  NOW the upgrades and service packs are particular about who can install them.  If you have the copy of Win XP Pro that has been floating around the Net, you're not one of them 

SOLUTION: 

It does my heart good to see someone take Bill's own programs, and use them to undo him!  Some guy who calls himself "Mr. Dude" (the imagination of some people - aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!) put this little package together.  I found it on the net.  IT WORKS!  It consists of some valid serial numbers and a program that apparently came from Mickeysoft.  Gawd, I love it!!!!!!!!! 

Apparently, even those at Mickeysoft can not tell the version of WinDoze us common folks are running from a more... costly one, in any other way than the cd-key that was used to install it.  The "XPProCorp-keyChanger.exe" (included) is gonna change that key.  Then the XP Service Pack 1 is gonna install, just like it should! 

First thing you gotta do is download the service pack, of course.  It aint small :(  Go here: 

http://premierdownload.microsoft.com/download/whistler/SP/SP1/WXP/en-us/xpsp1_en_x86.exe 

http://files.tweakers.net/xpsp1_en_x86.exe 

http://download.microsoft.com/download/whistler/SP/SP1/WXP/en-us/xpsp1_en_x86.exe 

http://www.bagpipes.net/files/xp-utilities/xpsp1_en_x86.exe 

Run XPProCorp-keyChanger.exe.  Follow the (very simple) instructions on your screen.  Then install the service pack.  Win XP Pro becomes a lot nicer... 

I, the one, the ONLY, TheDigitalMage (aka Warez^Messiah) take great pleasure in finding this for you, and passing it along.  I say, EAT THE RICH! 

Here's a few cd-keys you can use, again courtesy of "Mr. Dude" 

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VFWGM_3GRYG_QB43V_MVP84_XB3G9,  

HHBCG_3V2QR_72KPV_YQCXW_KHGJ7 

YVGKQ_B7QYX_WWPBR_M7T2R_PB8BM 

XW6Q2_MP4HK_GXFK3_KPGG4_GM36T,  

X4682_4BKMH_M4MRW_MY32H_FC8BD 

DX87K_XKPJ3_2H4D6_TX47Q_J46B6,  

FYWR6_8KPYK_YM63K_FWWRV_MT3D 

TVBWC_BMG9W_JG688_WFDQQ_DP7D2 

Q36CG_GVYDT_JQH4W_67XGR_99D8C 

3M37B_3HDFR_2KYQJ_YJ7VT_JYKR2,  

M4KFB_K3TFW_BMG6B_622C4_RW7HW 

TWHCC_DC33F_G4JJP_BTR2B_RKRYT 

4X7WM_GTH3D_DWVCV_H382J_HPMR 

VQD7P_3KK7H_M7VV2_CTXM4_MC7FW 

C34VY_TJYXD_3BG2V_HYX8T_76CY6 

3D2W3_8DJM6_YKQRB_B2XDB_TVQHF 

YXF2Y_QRRKR_BFKVQ_RHQ7H_DJPK 

BMYY7_WH8QJ_6MTWG_MXXVQ_MD97B 

CRBH4_MXB2P_HP7V6_8YTMD_CBHJR 

G2JMP_2PC7G_RYBYX_PPF38_3KKTY 

HBJFW_XJ7K3_34JDX_VPPTW_227G6 

RXKFJ_67HBV_84TD2_RMDK8_9BDMT 

4FWCC_M3XVT_GQVVC_MKQYG_HP7Y 

VV2JP_HCKYQ_DMYB8_MQ733_6CHGC 

V8KG7_FRF6Y_WWRRB_G7KYY_TD4B7 

MTTXT_YX8JQ_6PC2M_TTXDT_WDM8K 

8V678_K66HP_GH28R_PTHKH_98PWP 

4BR3X_4CP6X_2DTXP_FFDHT_7Q298 

CFYHY_FQPJR_RWPC6_PWHKB_MXVKH 

YC62K_W8FW7_7BGVV_PYXD4_R679J 

KC4BB_2JHWW_VKCD6_2MXFV_98VH6 

27GY6_MPPMH_MJ43B_MPP2T_8WQ6Y 

8BCD7_WRTCW_JB6X6_XQF6J_2GCB2 

HVFK6_XQR33_PTW2H_VK6CX_TT738 

QGB7C_8VJ6F_WWHQB_VPVTD_KCPK4 

2P3K7_Y2CRK_T23MH_CR247_KT222 

KXWRG_72G83_P3J32_WB6MT_93JDR 

2KJ6K_BPRYY_6DQYR_C6HB6_FWD26 

BCX44_G46Y6_XBWTV_8QKHB_2VXJP 

8GV67_QRPTM_P6YMB_G2T6Y_D27X8 

2T7C7_3VTRV_2CFFB_2JHDD_QCBJ9 

G4XWB_YQX7Y_WHPW6_4BBBQ_YBBMY 

7XRRM_FQP8R_MW847_XMF6Q_XHYXK 

TBHXM_H6W74_4D8GM_B6XX4_M29T8 

47YK2_D8R6C_BPQBY_F4R3R_TVBTH 

VX4XG_8FFCQ_W6Q28_B3VDG_CTX9C 

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