Summary

This is a comment I left to someone looking for some advice on making a girl squirt. I planned on it being short but I keep adding shit, so here is everything I know about turning the waterworks on.

 

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Squirting Facts

First lets line out the blue pill lies.

Yes, every girl can squirt. I have tested this thoroughly. 90% of the girls I've slept with I've made squirt with a simple technique. The other 10% stopped me mid technique because yes, it does feel to them like they are about to piss and it can be highly embarrassing to a girl that's never felt that before.

Most girls have never squirted. After I was seeing a general theme of these girls squirting. I flat out started asking them, "You ever done that before?" At first they would tell me no. I figured this was just ego stroking but after the 10th girl in a row told me she's never done that before I have to question if they really are lying to ego boost. Coupled with the look on their face afterwards I believe most of them really never have.

However, only a rare percentage do it naturally. My personal finds are only 10% of girls do it naturally. As in they will squirt from penetration, anal, clit and even had a girl squirt from deep throating me once. That was... really fucking interesting night. Even have a video of it. No, don't ask for it.

And for all you skeptical fuckers out there let me lay it down to you this way. squirting is a complex process of organs. There isn't a magic gene that miraculously makes these organs or processes disappear. For fuck sake we still have an obsolete appendix that hangs around and does jack shit.

 

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The Spiderman Technique

middle and ring finger inside her, palm on her happy trail. curl the fingers towards your palms like spiderman shooting a web. The spot feels really smooth and different than any other part of the V.

Then you can either use your fingers to curl up and down on the spot or the more advanced technique.

That's really it, that's all you have to do but we are going to need to set the stage which we will talk about in a minute.

 

The Jackhammer Spiderman

This is an advanced technique, do not do this your first couple of times. It's dangerous.

Same technique but now lock your finger ridged, like they are steel and don't relax them. Lock them like your flexing those biceps to salute the gods of Swolehalla. Use your entire arm in and up and down jackhammer like motion. It's not in and out like a pile driver or one of those sex machines girls use because they can cum with their betas.

Your arm is 90° from her body while she is laying down on the bed. Your arm is basically a flag pole sticking our her vagina straight up to the ceiling and your hand makes an L shape with the spiderman anchor. You can actually do this right now while reading. Make the spiderman motion, then hang your hand down vertically like a flag pole. move the arm straight up and down in a jackhammer motion.

Then, very important here, you basically want to squeeze the snatch between your spiderman grip. I know some of you autistic fucks will mess this shit up so be care with this. Start out slow but basically you are hitting the spot at the same time as lightly pulling and pushing her pelvis up and down. Start slow, some girls can only take a little bit, but most girls and be jackhammered pretty damn hard. Some girls can literally be picked up by their vagina if you are strong enough.

No fucking joke, some girls will actually go wild if you can pick them up by their snatch. I have no idea why. If a chick could pick me up by the dick I'd be terrified but some girls fucking love it. I don't even question it anymore.

The key is make sure your spiderman grip is strong, if your hands slip, you will hurt them.

 

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Don't be a fucking idiot, use some common sense. I wrote a post about knowledge can be dangerous a while back. This is one of those fucking times. Take it slow, if you are really drunk you need to not be drunk doing this. It's fucking dangerous. And don't ever do this technique the first time with a girl. This is plate level technique.

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If you've never done any of this start with the basic spiderman. Once you do it a few times you can really read a girl when she's about to cum. Do forearm dumbbell curls to strengthen your fingers and arm so you can do it longer. I've had a girl cum for a minute plus and could have gone longer but my arm gave out. Squirting hands down is the best orgasm a girl ever has. I've asked most of the girl in a round about way and 80% tell me that's never happened before and all of them are fucking amazed when they do it. I've actually had ex plates get pissed at me for not seeing them or ending it and they'll say some shit like, "You cant just make a girl fucking squirt then ditch her!"

Bitch don't be crazy and you'd still be around.(That was the one I slapped at the bar because she was into public humiliation, degradation and shit. For those of you that follow my stories. Total basket case but damn she was kinky)

 

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The Overload Technique

I firmly believe 100% of girls can squirt but it is also 100% mental. It is neural pathway that most girls have never experience or used before. It's there, but most have no idea how to do it, what it feels like or what to expect. You have to do some shit to get them there. It's not a walk into the restaurant and order my double deluxe pound-town entree with a side of water works kind of thing. This shit takes work.

The 1# thing that will cause you to fail is your inability to get a girl over her mental hurdle. That mental hurdle is that when a girl is about to squirt, it will feel to her like she's about to piss all over your bed. Most girls will stop you before they let loose. You have to get pass this.

I prefer shock and awe tactics for this as I'm a very dominate guy so it fits my nature. If you have another way feel free to share it.

If i'm with a new girl I get her really hot and bothered with foreplay, sex, dominating her a bit, just get her super worked up. I will use game and teasing hours before we ever get home and in bed. I fuck with girls HARD, getting them turned on way before.

Once you are in bed and have them really worked up, as in you are going to pound town on them in the very moment. Stop, pull out quick and in the heat of the moment while she's on her endorphin high go to town with the spiderman technique.

To paint the picture of how I do it. I'll bend their legs up to their face, legs together, not appart, go to town for a bit, choke them if they are into it, do anything else that's dominate and they enjoy. Then when they are screaming or about to cum, dead stop, pull out, ring and middle finger in, start doing your bro curls on the spot. You can play with different rhythms, speeds and pressure to find what works well for you. And yes rhythm, speed and pressure will change your success rate. You'll eventually get to the point that you will have specific rhythms based on how turn on she is. Fast and hard for a girl that's right at climax, slow and steady if you are working her up.

They usually blast like a fire hydrate within about 5 seconds. More than that and you didn't turn them on enough and they'll stop you. If you succeed though most go into a daze, some eyes roll up. Some go non reactive, they're brain just shuts down, they go half retarded or something. Had one have an asthma attack and i had to give her mouth to mouth for a minute while she was still soaked. That was a funny one.

 

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Personal correlations I've Experienced

There are two types of squirters from what I found. It's all 100% mental, every girl can do it, but some girls are really in tune with it or just naturally squirt. My plate right now, the one that actually had the asthma attack and squirts from deepthroating, she is just a natural. She's done it since she was a kid and she'll do it from penetration, anal, clit, doesn't matter.

Other girls will only squirt from the 2 finger technique. But I've never had a girl not squirt with about a 90% success rate and again the other 10% stop because I didn't turn them on enough and they felt like they were going to piss.

 

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Pro tips

 

Domination

Being dominate is key. Another 100% correlation I've seen with every woman. They all love being dominated. The more you are, the better chance you'll have of unlocking the waterworks. Lift, #1 best thing you can do to improve your dominance. I'll shoulder press my girls and launch them like a little kid onto the bed. Anything and everything you can do to be more dominate will help you here.

 

The Shoulder Squirter

If you can throw them over your shoulder after fucking them good and you do the spiderman technique they will explode. I've had a 100% success rate with this one and the most intense orgasms I've ever seen out of a woman. They won't even be able to walk for a minute or two.

 

Learn From Professionals

Go to pornhub and search how to make a girl squirt. There are some pornstars that actually teach it.

Be careful your first few times though. You have no idea what it feels like or how to do it and you don't want to hurt her. Once you get it down though you'd be surprised how rough most girls can take it.

 

It's All In The Mind

The key though is to overload the girls mind. You are basically trying to short circuit her brain. Any girl that hasn't done it will feel like she's about to piss and stop you. So you have to get her super turned on then just do it fast. The sensation will be so overwhelming they won't even be able to form sentences or stop you. If you set the scene right they will exploded in about 5 seconds and it will feel so good/weird to them they will just let go and it will happen. If it's there first time it will be very common of them to just daze out into an ecstasy induced oblivion. Most of them will literally go half retarded. I've hear girls say shit that isn't even words, they mumble incoherently trying to formulate a word, let alone a sentence. It's hilarious. Afterwards girls that have never done will sometimes flat out be like, "WTF did you just do to me?". Just smile and nod, "Sorry, don't give away trade secrets". 48 laws, always say less than necessary and act as if you do it effortlessly.

 

The Squirt & Choke

Pretty simple. If she's into being choked it's a surefire way to get her to squirt. Pull out, start choking and spiderman her at the same time. The combo of overloading her and lack of oxygen makes for a super intense orgasm. This isn't a write up on how to choke so if you don't already know how to choke, ignore this tip, you'll fuck it up and hurt her. There is a lot more to choking than just wrapping your hand around her neck. If however you know how to choke, apply enough pressure to her comfort level then release right as the water works start. She'll inhale right as it lets loose and probably shoot across your room.

 

Warnings

Don't try the jackhammer technique till you are confident you won't hurt them . A newbie shouldn't try it. Some of the first girls I made squirt I either straight up asked them if they've ever squirted then gave them an arrogant remark like they're going to with me or some shit. Or I'd do the overload technique, but a lot slower to not risk hurting them.

Once you get experience though, girls are surprisingly really fucking tough.

Again, don't be a fucking idiot about this. I'm sharing a technique with you that can hurt the girl. Don't be arrogant on your ability. Don't fucking do this drunk and be fucking conscious of your own strength and ability.

 

Other Random Advice

Also, the vagina kinda swells up afterwards. It's a weird feeling, they actually tighten up a bit but every orgasm after squirting is much more extreme for them. They'll go wild from clit or penetration. After I get a girl to do it once I pretty much always start foreplay with a little bit of it. If they are a natural like my plate right now they will actually cum over and over and over. A girl will cum from pen or clit WAY fucking easier once you make her squirt. It's like unlocking easy mode of sex.

 

different positions will make this easier. The more their legs are closed up, the better. Don't have their legs spread eagle, idk why but it makes it way harder for them to squirt. The closer the feet are to their heads, the better. If you are strong enough you can hold their feet to their heads while using your other hand to do the technique. lets you manhandle them a bit while getting them off. Make the orgasm more intense for them.

I have no idea why, might have something to do with blood rush to the head but that's just a half asses guess.

 

Doggy style can be the hardest and they will also roll over and stop you if they've never done it before.

 

Enjoy your new supersoaker. And buy a waterproof blanket or sheet. They actually make some really comfortable ones if you have the $.