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[–]Etan_Vinal 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude, her having a phone is clearly a red flag. WTF were you thinking?

[–]OmLiLiEndorsed Crybaby[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not her phone. She commands one of her beta male orbiters to text for her.

That's what all females do, right?

[–]mavambvb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait? Alphas don't wait for what we want, we take what we want. Now get back out there and demand what's yours. Seductively.

[–]wishbishkit 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

2:46 seconds gives her all the power. What are you, a fucking beta?

Not waiting 2:47 seconds

The year of our Lord the current year

[–]UsernameSnatcherVaginal Life Support System 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You wait for 69 minutes obviously.

The long time shows her that you were too busy lifting and self-improving to give a fuck about about her, and being elusive makes all ladies wet. The sexual connotations of "69" also pop into her head instantly (because as we all know AWALT sluts) so when you text back she'll be naked at your doorstep on all fours whenever you tell her to.

My feeeemale brain knows this because it's where I currently am, waiting at Chad's door. I think he's going to take 69 minutes to open it, maybe I'll try breaking in the kitchen window.

[–]IWasNeverHere80 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should never get back to her. Don't give her the satisfaction!

[–]seeingredagain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The most alpha way to text is with your penis. Then you make sure to tell her how privileged she is that you brought out the one-eyed beast just for her and then tell her she's fat.

[–]future_space_boobseternally feasting on boners 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm still trying to figure out which emoji best conveys a 'wry smirk' and 'shit-eating grin' so that the female detects my amused mastery.