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Because I was too lazy to make an effort.Gamergate terrorizes another straight white male out of his safe space. RIP /u/colbyklaus. (self.Drama)

Beele77 が 投稿

https://www.reddit.com/user/colbyklaus

Twitter account is set to private

Recent drama

Last suicide note reddit post

jesus christ shut up with the bullshit doxxing accusation.

me: published blurred screenshots from a person's blog they advertised. admins fucking approved it themselves, i was the one who pulled it.

kiwifarms: publishes address, list of family and friends, and my sister's fucking gravesite, pushes all of that to the top five of my google results, threatens to harass me to suicide and target any transgender friends i have.

sorry, but no. what i did was doxxing as much as linking to your user account is doxxing. and the fact that you're using that to try and downplay what's going on is just ludicrous.

fuck reddit, fuck you, fuck everything. you wanted me dead, kiwifarms? you might just get it.

RIP colby

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[–]willfe42 [スコア非表示]  (17子コメント)

Drama queens like this don't commit suicide. They just change names and start the same bullshit over again, because they simply can't resist the urge to keep swimming in it.

[–]Beele77[S] [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Exactly. I'll give him two month max to get back there and pick up where he left.

[–]willfe42 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Two months? Pfft. I give it a week. He's probably already got an alt ready.

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

2 days. WITNESS ME.

[–]KiwiDynastia [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It'll be at least 3 days, we alerted the authorities to all his suicide-baiting after he ragequit and stopped performing for us, so he'd gonna get a 72 hour invol psychiatric hold at the very least, assuming he doesn't get full-on baker act'd.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

No shit, I love his last note "MAAAAYBE I''LL KILL MYSELF, SEE, SEE, YOU HAPPY NOW, SEE?" What a fucking loser

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

/u/snallygaster advocates compassion towards this creature but all I see is a fucking cocoa puffs whining in the screechiest voice imaginable: "OH THE HORROR! OH THE HUMANITY! WHAT A TRAGEDY!"

[–]willfe42 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Yeah, I can't join that pity party. This guy was (and still is) an asshole, and watching him drown in the septic tank he helped to fill is immensely satisfying.

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Yeah, actually mentally ill and depressed people aren't as asshole-ish as this jackorabbit.

[–]HINDBRAIN [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Being wrong in the head doesn't magically make you not a cunt.

see: most trans on the internet

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They're being wrong in the body, because the head tells them so.

I'm talking about people who's just wrong in the head.

[–]pol__invictus [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I hope that faggot loser actually does kill himself, that'll teach him to think that he's allowed to care about his stepsister dying

[–]vampires_bleh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

seriously, fucking humans and their emotions and fear of inevitable death, jesus

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I hope that faggot loser actually does kill himself, that'll teach him to think that he's allowed to care about his stepsister dying

But if he kills himself, how would he care? Or you mean "tries to but then botches it?"

Also, what an edge, wewlad.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ man.

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Drama queens never die, they just go missing in action

[–]TotallyADuck [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

He's not gonna commit suicide, they called the cops on him for a suicide hold so he's probably a bit too busy right now.

[–]Beele77[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They should check him in a psych ward while they're at it.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Who is "they?" Is there a live stream of the action?

LOL here

If it's not a joke, why am I laughing so hard?

[–]TotallyADuck [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Kiwifarms. No livestreams, he was only ranting on twitter and reddit.

Should probably mention I dont know for sure the call was actually taken seriously since the guy said he was an online friend that was worried.

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

Their last comment mentioned suicide so that's pretty crazy, if they actually end up topping themselves over this that'll be fucked up. Here's to hoping that they are just taking a well needed break from reddit.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

What are we for serious in thinking that suicide isn't the best option for all parties involved here?

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

I'm not as warped morally as you I guess. I hope he makes a triumphant return and the cycle continues with a new account.

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Ah, but the Warp is fine.

Embrace Slaanesh, let's enjoy this pleb's death.

What is better: to die in a blaze of fire or to live like a candle light?

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I'm sorry but the voice in my head just says "death to the heretic" so no Slaanesh for me thanks.

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Pfft, Imperial pheasant (yes, pheasant).

At least if you were Tau I would've approved that but Imperium?

PFFFT I SAY PFFFT

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

At least if you were Tau

Xeno scum

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Pfft, at least I don't pray to a corpse on the throne.

[–]4ringcircusVoted Most Annoying Subscriber 2015 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

What the fuck man.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh, uh, oops, yeah dude, like ColbyKlaus' life is totally worth something, uh i mean he has so much to live for, and uh he makes so many people happy, yeah hey colby don't kill yourself lol

[–]SirGallantLionheart [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

I haven't been following this drama because I'm sick of Garden Glaze and overall I sincerly hope nobody had any serious real life consequences especially not suicide because reddit but:

COLBY 2016 NEVER FORGET

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Garden Glaze

GOOBER GABBER

Come on, it's %CURRENT_YEAR, get on with the program.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Man living in Australia is the shiz, I go to sleep now around midnight, wake up for work tomorrow, take the train and read hundreds of drama comments about this fag

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Yeah but you're stuck on an Island with a bunch of convicts and animals that want to kill you so it's not all great.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm an American so I can leave whenever I want. Best of both worlds

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

The fuck is gamergate?

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

Damn, 2 minutes faster. Well guess what, I'm not deleting my post. There's enough popcorn here to supply two threads

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

You should delete it so it's more concentrated

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

fine asshole, i called him an autistic sex offender, i wanted that to be on the permanent record

[–]Beele77[S] [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

If anyone is gonna take credit for this, it's /u/EditorialComplex and /u/BelmontBrosDylan for kicking him out of /r/gamerghazi. We all know ghazi is everything he has in life.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

YESSSS HERE COME THE USERNAME PINGS!!!

/u/-Enkara- Good morning, how are you?

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy[M] [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Stop repeatedly pinging that person. They never come here and it's against site-wide rules.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Go fuck yourself retard

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Look, we know you're like obsessed with this person, but get a life and stop acting like an even more spergy Kaalaaaa 2.0.

It's gross.

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

It wasn't even me obsessed with that retard, I just joined in because I thought it was funny

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The only thing more embarrassing than being obsessed with an internet person is pretending to be obsessed with an internet person.

Your entire post history is basically just Enkara username mentions begging them to pay attention to you.

That's sad and you're sad. Have you learned nothing about what happens to people who become obsessed with internet things?

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Whom should I ping, fellas? Who's the best lolcow there is that I could ping?

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

/u/-Enkara- said s/he got about 20 pings in a single day recently. I think we can beat that!

[–]rultes [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Concentrated drama popcorn? Wouldn't that give you drama die-a-beetus?

[–]zxcv1992 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm am willing to lose a foot to the beetus for the sake of this popcorn.

[–]SteamPunk_Devil [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

RIPIRINO PEPERINO

[–]Allanon_2020 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Probably for the best

[–]StarshipMiracles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Especially if he makes good on the IRL suicide promise lmao

EDIT: I just tipped off the GamerGhazi fags to enhance popcorn possibilities