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[–]JitGoinHam 5042ポイント5043ポイント  (199子コメント)

Hardwick has like 20 jobs but still finds time to farm Reddit for karma.

I respect that.

[–]dumpyduluth 18ポイント19ポイント  (198子コメント)

Probably because it's an intern posting for him. He's probably busy filming more Comcast ads or not paying the performers at nerdmelt.

Edit maybe I was wrong. I will now commit Sudoku.

[–]cromagnetar 126ポイント127ポイント  (197子コメント)

Not paying people? Go on...

[–]dumpyduluth -396ポイント-395ポイント  (196子コメント)

His showroom in LA nerdmelt doesn't pay comics and are opening a second location.

Edit: my precious internet points!

[–]ChrisHardwick[S] 1032ポイント1033ポイント  (117子コメント)

1) interns don't post for me. ever. no one has access to any of my accounts but me.

2) WE'RE OPENING A SECOND LOCATION??? I had no idea!!! When? Where? I've very excited!!! What else are we doing??? (we're not opening a second location)

3) full disclosure, Nerdmelt makes zero dollars. It barely affords to keep itself open but I never cared about making money from it. My hope was that if it could just keep itself afloat that was enough to keep it going. I just want a good space for shows where up and coming performers can perform along side people they know and respect. We keep the ticket prices low so everyone can see experimental comedy shows. In fact, we lose money on my show, Beta Test, because I make it free but we still pay staff to come in. Hope that clears some stuff up!

4) We DO, in fact, do door splits with people who bring in their own shows.

[–]matty928 176ポイント177ポイント  (14子コメント)

I respect this guy.

[–]Non-Polar 68ポイント69ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let it be known that /u/dumpyduluth got fucking destroyed by someone who thought he looked like an adult Butters

[–]Moose_Hole 83ポイント84ポイント  (11子コメント)

This guy fucks.

[–]kaykordeath 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

He fucks legitimate heiresses.

[–]clearwind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Moose..... Apparently...

[–]Silencedlemon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Matt mira(sp?) is that you?

[–]JakeTheSnake0709 128ポイント129ポイント  (13子コメント)

I love it when people get their shit called out

[–]AndySipherBull 27ポイント28ポイント  (9子コメント)

I love it when people get their shit pushed in

[–]PrettyGrlsMakeGraves 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quick, someone crosspost to /r/quityourbullshit to score some of that karma action.

[–]sidepocket13 52ポイント53ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well there you have it. From butters himself

[–]greatgerm 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, how bad would it feel to be rekt by Butters?

[–]beggen5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Adult Butters, much more wise.

[–]sirry_in_vancity 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Everyone knows, it's Hardwick!"

[–]voorkio 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris, you're cool. Dont worry so much bby.

[–]armedwithturtles 20ポイント21ポイント  (8子コメント)

aaaand reddit is gonna pull a 180

[–]dont_worry_im_here 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I missed where reddit went anti-Hardwick. When did this happen?

[–]PaintByLetters 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some redditors don't like him because he's actually gone out and done what everyone around here thinks they could do if they "really wanted to."

[–]storyr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What an accurate comment. It really cracks me up how fucking stupid people are.

Reminds me of video game subs when there's a bug and all the posts are "OMG HOW HAVE THEY NOT FIXED THIS YET" coming from people who know how to edit a config and think they understand development.

[–]robswins 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit tons to love Chris Hardwick, because what's not to love. There will always be people who have to dislike anyone or anything popular though.

[–]Frohirrim -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

You mean people change their opinions when faced with contradictory evidence? How startlingly normal!

[–]No_ThisIs_Patrick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's news to me. Here's to you, GOP.

[–]scottevil110 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's more "People form inflammatory opinions with nothing to back them up, and then quickly backtrack when someone shows up with facts."

[–]HailSneezar 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

[–]star_warts 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

4) I am your OP and will be respected as such

[–]epinephrine722 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn you, Hardwick. Damn you and your well written point by point retort clearly showing that dumpyduluth has no fucking idea what they are talking about. You win again, this time ... again.

[–]totes-muh-gotes 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"In other news, TV personality, Chris Hardwick was arrested on charges of brutally raping reddit user, /u/dumpyduluth and his lies, with truth. Hardwick only responded to officers questions with, "Points!" No bail has been set."

[–]jakerino 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dayum, you tell em' Chris

[–]pants_sandwich 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

S'all good Chris, I still think you're cool.

[–]topo10 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh snap. I love everything about this.

[–]strangrdangr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well he kind of does to prevent the spread of bull shit.

[–]postapocalyptictribe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please do not interrupt the hate machine, we keep it primed and it could be dangerous.

Also, at some point in time I felt your username needed clarification... so I tagged you.

[–]bettareckognize 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey Chris, how can I go from being a lousy drunk to doing what I love? No, seriously, I could use some advice.

[–]tommydubya 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sorry I'm late guys, I'm here to hate on Chris Hardwick. Is this the right thread?

It seems as though this entire post is just an unprompted, humorously self-effacing distraction technique. At first, I took this to mean that Hardwick is preempting news of his involvement in the Panama Papers scandal, but that's obviously impossible because he wears polyester-blend suits.

So, then, what upcoming scandal is he trying to put a damper on? Could it be the rumored love triangle with himself and two mirrors? The seething resentment toward Pat Sajak for his refusal to retire and yield the Wheel of Fortune hosting throne? His dismissal from the Netflix development project Talking a Murderer?

[–]jerslan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could it be the rumored love triangle with himself and two mirrors? The seething resentment toward Pat Sajak for his refusal to retire and yield the Wheel of Fortune hosting throne? His dismissal from the Netflix development project Talking a Murderer?

Perhaps he was caught bribing his way into a main-cast role on the new Star Trek Series?

[–]PaintByLetters 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly Chris, you don't have to explain yourself to these morons.

[–]Nachteule 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe you. Not that this has any weight or meaning. But just know that a random guy from Germany believes you.

[–]Jesse0016 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn I thought they were kidding about you being on Reddit... Ugh... Hi I guess!

[–]robswins 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ignore the haters, and enjoy your burrito.

[–]ShinyBloke 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why so many people like you and what you do cause your a legit real person that actually likes all the cool geeky shit your involved in. Myself included.

[–]ScroteMcGoate 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, Chris bringing the Rekt.

[–]WaitTilUSeeMyDick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow. Rekt. Thanks for the clarification man.

Dumpy right now: "Oh hhhhamburgers".

[–]armada127 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck the haters, you've always seemed genuine to me.

[–]doubleoned 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris is a hard workin man and deserves all the good things that come his way!

[–]untrustableskeptic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris fuck the haters, you're the man. Keep up the good work.

[–]Barbarian_10 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris u rock. Its just those trolls were not able to enjoy their burrito

[–]TimmyFTW 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This kills the circlejerk.

[–]turtle_pants 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And this is why I like Chris.

[–]sangriadvx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still guilty of those damn x1 commercials though. Although I'd do it too. Especially if I lived in a city that doesn't even have Comcast. Thanks for Nerdist...and finally...how bout that finale...

[–]DragonDDark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG, 500+ karma in in 12 minutes.. couldn't have done that even If I posted a dickbutt picture.

[–]BillyHayze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hardwick with the fucking mic drop.

[–]boost_poop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

numbered rebuttal points. shit just got real.

On a side note...as a consumer of Talking Dead and the Nerdist podcast... keep up the good work, my friend.

[–]Jerry_McSeinfeld 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, thanks for Nerdmelt! I love Harmontown and hope to visit one day.

[–]hornyhooligan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude, your appearance on Maron made me think you were a douche. But you're pretty cool.

[–]BobbyCock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haters gonna hate, man. Keep doing what you do. Glad you responded though, I almost believed that asshole

[–]ShakespearesDick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many women have you slept with

[–]QP2012 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you go to nerdmelt, go when Joseph Scrimshaw is there. he is AMAZINGLY funny. Seriously, go now.

[–]Balind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And you responded to the doubter, Chris, not the person who asked the original question? For shame!

[–]CrisFarlyOnCoke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't say this enough, but I'm a man and I want to have your baby's u/chrishardwick

[–]Absolutelee123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Performers don't get paid until they're big in any discipline :/. It's shitty to not get paid, but also shitty to not be able to pay people when you want to.

[–]Butthole__Pleasures 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, you just wrecked that guy's day.

[–]turtlepowerpizzatime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris, I hope you read this because it's my only possibility of ever saying this to you and having even the slightest chance you actually get the message. I love @midnight, nerdist, and pretty much everything else I've seen/heard you do, but YOU'RE A GODDAMN TRAITOR. I understand that everyone sells out eventually and really don't care. I'd go for more money, too, but COMCAST ADS??? You fucking dirty traitor. I can't really hate you because you seem like a cool and decent person otherwise, but I'm so very disappointed.

[–]KK8192 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It barely affords to keep itself open

it doesn't afford to keep itself open, if it did you would pay your workers, but from your comment only the staff is worthy of payment and the comedians should be thankful to perform in the same space as you.

[–]97_Glen_Rice -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll be seeing this on /r/quityourbullshit within the hour.

[–]UndercoverFratBoy 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

At $8 a ticket for a tiny venue, I can't imagine there's any money left to pay a performer after covering the cost of the event itself. It's not like the performers signed up expecting to get paid and Hardwick told them to get fucked after they performed. They know they're performing for free when they sign up.

[–]dainternets 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

$8 a ticket for a tiny venue, on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood.

Hardwick is really just running a charity.

[–]Banshee90 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

so its basically open mic night?

[–]StopClockerman 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's not an open mic just because the comics don't get paid. It's an alt-comedy venue, not your standard comedy club. Places like this usually don't pay comics.

[–]Lstn2TownesVanZandt 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Does it cost money to go see the show? If so, where does that money go?

[–]ruinersclub 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

http://nerdmeltla.com/?page_id=442

Open mics are free and so are some of the other things like Stone Cutters is free. Which is an awesome show.

[–]kayjay25 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

We do! We do!

[–]molestro 48ポイント49ポイント  (8子コメント)

In all fairness, the other places that do pay don't pay more than $25 per spot. UCB and most other improv units actually charge the performers that are newer for lessons which is fair but don't pay for spots to people just performing stand-up. The highest paying 15 minute spots are in New York at $30. Unless you're presenting an entire show, there's really no money in stand-up because spots pay shitty. Everyone should be paid and paid more if it were up to me.

[–]SBInCB 83ポイント84ポイント  (5子コメント)

Sounds like an excellent opportunity for you to rent a space, hire a staff, order liquor and food and market your new place and see if there's enough left over to pay whoever walks in off the street and wants 5 minutes on stage.

[–]blackmuddyriver 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

The older I get, the more I sympathize with this comment and its analogues

[–]YourBestFriendStu 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

youve grown a lot in 7 minutes. :P

[–]Tonytarium 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That comment is only 10 minutes old...

[–]Clever-Username2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

For anyone reading this: open mics suck, whether you're a comic or musician.

But like anything that sucks, it's good for the experience.

[–]Gizmo0711 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Capitalism 101 here folks.

[–]lakerswiz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A friend is trying to do stuff with UCB and he has to hope for a scholarship to be able to do it.

[–]AlterEgoBill 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

well I've never paid to see anyone there either, so... I dunno.

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    [–]greg19735 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I'm a bit confused. Does he not pay any comics? or not pay the random people there for open mic? Like any other comedy show.

    I'm pretty sure the headlining comedians are paid.

    [–]SgtSlaughterEX 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

    That's probably what he meant. Nobody does comedy for free unless they're unknown and need to work on their material.

    Most people who are starting out who do stuff like open mic don't usually get paid. Maybe an free appetizer and a drink.

    [–]ArtSchnurple 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's people trying to find reasons to hate Chris Hardwick as usual.

    [–]homogenized 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To be fair I can't stand his defense of the shitty writing and general showrunning of The Walking Dead.

    He can have his opinions, that's fair, but some stuff is just out right defending people involved. I get that his show is on AMC and would be cancelled the second they bash TWD, but the off air stuff... Come on dude. You can't deny how bad some writing is, and how cheap some of these stunts are.

    That all said, Hardwick's cool, and the unnecessary hate is gross.

    [–]HammerAttack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've done open mics with very famous comedians many times and it's pretty much a given some mic in any big market town (NY, LA, Chicago). Comics do sets whenever they can and many times don't get paid. They do spots at clubs in NY and LA and they get what everybody else gets ($20-50) or big comics drop in and do it free every single day. Places like UCB are actively pieces of shit to stand ups and create this dumb improv vs stand up type community. The rivalry has always been there but they're policies (may have changed by now) will not pay stand ups and will pay improvers doing a later show. Often times at UCBeast stand up would draw people in and they'd stick around for the next show then the bucket of truth donations go to the improvers.

    Comics also get asked to do free sets more often than offered money for sets at any level. Some big comics do tons of charity events for free.

    But you're right on one thing nobody big is going to be doing free comedy at the improv or go bananas except open micrers. Even then in those smaller cities big guys will randomly get up because they know the other comics in town and will jump up at a mic everybody is at because people throw stage time at them.

    [–]svenhoek86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is just part of starting off as a comic. No one gets paid right off the bat, you have to prove yourself to club owners and get them to offer you paid gigs. It's a slog the first few month/years.

    [–]radicalheadphone 33ポイント34ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Isn't Nerdmelt more of an experimental standup thing? Like that's apparently where Chris tests his jokes on audiences who get in for free (I think) and then takes the results, changes his jokes up for "real" standup gigs.

    [–]Wears_Sweaters 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah. And he says that basically anytime he mentions it on the podcast.

    [–]untrustableskeptic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So I should put my pitchfork away and put the nerdist podcast back on?

    [–]OmegaSeven 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But it's really hard to be outraged and mad at a somewhat popular celebrity if that's the case.

    [–]Tress33 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's exactly what it is. Don't let this one particular moron frame it like it's some sort of injustice.

    [–]soshinyandsochrome 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    His showroom lets acts charge whatever they want at the door. Doug Loves Movies, Harmontown, and Put Your Hands Together all charge admission. He doesn't pay open mic people, but nobody does.

    [–]dainternets 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like how the top response noped the fuck out of here to avoid the downvote slide.

    I just watched this comment go from +187 to -130 in the last 4 minutes.

    [–]Yolo_The_Swaggins 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You got fuckin wrecked

    [–]dumpyduluth -4ポイント-3ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Not really, none of this matters and everyone just took his word for it.

    [–]WaitTilUSeeMyDick 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Mattered enough for you to bullshit about it apparently. Show me some proof.

    [–]dumpyduluth -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Show me your dick

    [–]tacopower69 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    how old are you 12? jesus christ.

    [–]dumpyduluth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    His name is wait till u see my dick

    [–]ToxicBanana69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'd take his word about opening a second location over your's. I'm not a doctor, but it just seems like common sense to listen to someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

    [–]jorkus_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Isn't that a place for comics to "work out" material and then go on the road to make their money, basically how the whole industry works?

    [–]MuggyFuzzball 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Perhaps next time, check your facts before spreading misinformation.

    [–]iSWINE 0ポイント1ポイント  (20子コメント)

    Fuckin dookied on bro

    [–]dumpyduluth -2ポイント-1ポイント  (19子コメント)

    It's OK it's only internet points

    [–]theBesh 1ポイント2ポイント  (18子コメント)

    I don't think he was talking about your internet points. You opened your mouth without all the facts and got dookied on disregarding karma.

    [–]dumpyduluth -4ポイント-3ポイント  (17子コメント)

    So what happened was I said one thing disparaging a celebrity they came back and said nah uh, then everyone took their word for it.

    [–]theBesh 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Are you suggesting that people should take your anonymous word on the matter over the actual relevant person involved?

    [–]dumpyduluth -5ポイント-4ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Would they admit it if it were true? Would they say no way and watch everyone eat it up like a bunch of donkeys

    [–]chlomyster 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Or you were either wrong or spouting off "facts" with nothing to back them up.

    [–]ASurplusofChefs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    you mean... like an open mic?

    [–]SinnerG7 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's 8 bucks to get in.It holds maybe 50 people? And it's for comedians to work out new material.Not their normal show.I mean they could give them something for their time.Chris has lots of money.I've been a couple times my Douchey Hipster neighbors are comedians.

    [–]DoneDoof -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pricks always like to talk for other people. Ridiculous

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      [–]Snark-Shark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The other comments in this thread all say that people sign up to perform for him without being paid, like an open-mic setting, and that the admission for a lot of these events is free anyways.