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If you felt the recently revealed Arcana Heart 3 limited edition for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 in Europe was lacking that one thing to convince you it's worth your hard-earned money, Zen United announced today a package for £49.99 that will either seal the deal or scare you away from the game entirely. The package includes everything from the limited edition, but with one.. interesting addition: a 'super 3D boobie mousemat'.

It'd be pretty easy to make a joke about this, but I think the following message from the Arcana Heart Facebook page pretty much does it for me. Check it out (and an image, if you're curious) below.

Let robotic, Kung-Fu mistress, Mei-Fang, soothe away your combo-induced aches and pains with her LUXURY WRIST PILLOWS! Nestle your tired wrist between her SUMPTUOUS SILICON MOUNDS for a mouse-shifting experience that must be felt to be believed!

The SUGGOI OPPAI Fans Edition is limited to just 500 pieces and contains;

• Mei Fang Super 3D Boobie Mousemat

PLUS! The Arcana Heart 3 Fans Edition, including;
• Arcana Heart 3 on PS3 or Xbox 360.
• The original, 144 page Japanese Arcana Heart 3 artbook.
• Arcana Heart 3 Official Soundtrack exclusive to this Limited Edition set.
• 12 character guide cards, featuring artwork and command listings for Arcana Heart’s extensive character and Arcana roster.

Comments

[AriesWarlock]

Yeah, I was thinking it had to be Mei-Fang. Now this is a better special edition than the MVC3 one.

[_DBH]

Can we please get one of these with Cammy's ass on it for AE?!

[Deth Garcia]

guys ! seriously, what the hell?
i like this game, but this is not the right way to promote it.

[Le Shad]

I only have one word.

ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kinker]

So if I import this or something, will I turn into a Japanese High School boy like I've always dreamed about?

[Daemonshade]

And this is why weaboo's have no fucking life and why games like this are shit. They have to cash in on the pathetic people that can't get any in real life and fantasise over animated 12 years olds.

[RagnaXBL]

Good shit, i like it

[x yomi]

It seems like Zen United loves their customers unlike Aksys who won't even do a disc release.

[haunts]

I want one.

[fABIIO]

Fuck..I want one! This is why I main this hoe.

[Shugotenshi]

Aksys do not love their customers? Have you seen the 'The Really Naughty Limited Edition' of Record of Agarest War? lolz

[Psyclone]

Anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coren]

This is why we can't have nice things

[Fool~sama]

.....I lol'd

[DTJB]

I've never liked mousepads; never have, never will. You can't sway me with your giant robo tit-tays.

[mei-fang]

Please sell Japan.