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[Match Thread] Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 2nd Half

MANCHESTER UNITED 0 - 1 (Alli, Alderweireld, Lamela) TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

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Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur

Date: April 10th, 2016

Kick off BST: 16:15-19:00???

Venue: White Hart Lane, London

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. Tottenham Hotspur F.C
De Gea Lloris
Fosu-Mensah Walker
Blind Alderweireld
Smalling Vertonghen
Rojo Rose
Carrick Dier
Schneiderlin Dembele
Martial Alli
Mata Eriksen
Rashford Lamela
Lingard Kane

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Darmian, Valencia, Young, Fellaini, Herrera, Memphis.

Tottenham Hotspur F.C. SUBS: Vorm, Wimmer, Trippier, Carroll, Mason, Son, Chadli

Team news:

  • Darmian drops back to the bench.

  • Same lineup as last time with Fosu-Mensah starting in place of Darmian.

  • Young and Valencia on the bench. Might see them or Herrera or Memphis today

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' KICK OFF

0' The game's kicked off! United in red, Spurs in all white. Finally.

10' No major chances either way yet. United have come close with a free kick swung across goal that Martial tried to keep alive but other than that it's been a lot of just passing around midfield for both teams.

13' Fosu-Mensah came close with a deflected shot after a burst forward but the succession of corners afterwards came to nothing. Rojo just gave the ball away after a foul throw though...

17' Kane with a clean strike on goal that De Gea saves but it wouldn't have counted as he was offside anyway.

26' Desperation defending as Spurs are on the attack and United manage to scramble the ball clear. It comes back in though to the back post to a wide open Lamela but his header is wide of goal when he had only De Gea to beat.

29' It's all Spurs who are tearing us apart. Fosu-Mensah has been needed twice for desperation tackles to get the ball clear.

36' The game's calmed down a bit now. United trying to get back into it.

44' Spurs free kick just before the half comes to nothing.

45' ONE MINUTE ADDED

45+1' HALF TIME

SECOND HALF UPDATES:

45' MANCHESTER UNITED SUBSTITUTION Young ON || Rashford OFF

45' Ashley Young has come off the bench for Rashford which means Martial is likely moving up top.

45' KICK OFF Spurs get us underway!

47' I was wrong. Young is playing striker with Martial sticking out wide. Our front three are quite fluid though so we'll see each of them everywhere.

60' Martial with a brilliant run at goal but he does everything except the final shot is straight at Lloris. Fosu-Mensah is busy getting treatment on the sidelines but he should be good to go.

66' De Gea has been forced into two saves quickly from wide areas. Once from a deflected Rose cross and then from an extremely powerful Walker cross.

67' Looks like Darmian is coming on for Fosu-Mensah.

67' MANCHESTER UNITED SUBSTITUTION Darmian ON || Fosu-Mensah OFF

69' TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR GOAL Alli scores after a mix-up at the back. The ball breaks to Eriksen on the wing who plays an absolutely unreal ball with his left foot for Alli to tap in easily past De Gea.

72' TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR YELLOW CARD Rose has gone into the book.

73' MANCHESTER UNITED YELLOW CARD Darmian goes into the book for a late swipe at Kane.

73' TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR GOAL From the ensuing free kick, Alderweireld leaps highest and places the ball into the far corner.

75' TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR GOAL Lamela scores a well-placed drive into the bottom right hand corner.

75' MANCHESTER UNITED SUBSTITUTION Memphis ON || Mata OFF

75' Martial has moved up top now for real.

78' Kane comes close from a free header but De Gea tips it over the bar. God we're so shite, I think we've had one shot on target this game and we're falling to pieces at the back.

82' MANCHESTER UNITED YELLOW CARD + TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR YELLOW CARD Memphis and Walker get into it near the corner flag and after they're ripped apart, they both get cautioned.

88' TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR SUBSTITUION Son ON || Kane OFF

92' TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR YELLOW CARD Alli gets a yellow for diving in the box after De Gea makes a good save again.

93' TOTTENHAM SUBSTITUTION ON || Alli OFF

94' FULL TIME

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[–]DP112Herrera 50ポイント51ポイント  (2子コメント)

YEP YOUNG IS PLAYING UP TOP

THAT IS MAD LVG BANTS

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck him up, Memphis, fuck him up.

[–]A6M6Smalling 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck is the point of using Carrick to dummy a freekick, he's one of few people in our team over 6ft, get in the fucking box.

[–]LingardLVG 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ashley Young as striker.

Just LvG things.

[–]Takley 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Harry kane anticipating well"..

"Caught the united team out"

... by being massively offside lol?

[–]broman13Paddy McFlair 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blind literally stared him down for five seconds waiting for him to come back onside. Terrible piece of commentary there.

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    [–]Fresco_SplashManchester United 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Offside but still, De Gea is fucking out of this world

    [–]DJB1000 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Martin Tyler has mentioned every stat saying how poor Spurs are at home to Utd and Pochettino's record against Utd with the first two minutes. Why must he do this?

    [–]MyoldaccounthadkarmaRooney 74ポイント75ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Hopefully spurs realise they can't win the table now and play like a demoralised team.

    [–]TanqPhilWoodward! 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And now they have 30 extra minutes to sit and think about their title challenge being finished. Makes one wonder about mind games.

    [–]tim1901De Gea 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

    They are under so much pressure to win this. Should help us.

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      [–]miginus 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

      My mom, who knows nothing about football, is watching the game with me and just said about Lamela, "why's he acting like a big baby? He needs to comb his hair and go home." Hahahah

      [–]Wolpfack 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

      So what you want about Memphis, but at least he's showing some fire.

      We need more of that. A bit of it from the manager would be nice too.

      [–]Shadowbanned24601Formerly /u/colmshan1990 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

      No wonder Fosu-Mensah was injured. The entire Spurs team in his pocket was weighing him down.

      The weight of the United defence being carried on his back didn't help either.

      [–]Takley 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Foul throws at this level are tragic.

      [–]mcdngrDe Gea - wish we had 11 of him 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

      TFM is everywhere. Also, she has been watching most of the first half: https://imgur.com/a/0CJHK

      [–]GoodGuyManuAngel Di Maria, United flop 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Memphis providing the most amount of entertainment we've seen all game.

      [–]alexcurrBecks 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Lamela should be booked for being a little bitch

      [–]fucking_shadowban 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

      FUCK ME DEAD NOW WE GOT OLD MATE YOUNGY A LEFT WINGER PLAYING STRIKER WITH MARTIAL A GOOD STRIKER PLAY LEFT WING just fuck van Gaal seriously

      [–]HairyArthurManchester United 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Carragher says the delay doesn't matter because "when you're a kid, you turn up 5 minutes before and just play"

      Because this is the same, Jamie?

      [–]psxv 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

      TFM looks like the real deal.

      [–]ksajksaleSir Alex 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

      We have a passing ability of a Balrog.

      [–]EastOfEden_Van Nistelrooy 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Alright, maybe I'm not a football genius like LVG and there's things I don't understand as well as a pro, but goddamn why does he play Young where Martial should play and Lingard where Mata should play? That would make too much sense would it?

      [–]TyperSniper 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

      One shot on target in 70 minutes is a joke

      [–]PlayinFifa97 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

      As soon as Mensah got off the field, they scored a goal. Fucking hell.

      [–]epicboarMata 66ポイント67ポイント  (7子コメント)

      I guess we can do leicester a favor. Still salty about vardy

      [–]ArazezScholes 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

      FUCKING HAVE HIM MEMPHIS

      [–]035036503530Rooney 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I wish van Gaal would just play everyone out of position to prove how smart he is... Not just Blind and Mata and Martial. Fuck it lets put DDG up front and play Rashford at Centre back while we're at it

      [–]DP112Herrera 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Oh fuck off Martin with your shitty Shakespeare banter

      [–]badwolf742Martial 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

      So apparently our entire defense was Fosu-Mensah? Otherwise I cannot understand what the fuck happened after he came off

      [–]GGMU1992Sir Alex 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I was alive when LVG played Ashley Young up top. We deserve to get battered.

      [–]daprodigyx19Mata 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I was alive when Jones took corners

      [–]bertonomusMartial Law 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      In before:

      • All our players say we should try harder and come back from this.
      • The board does absolutely nothing and LVG still has a job in the morning.
      • For some reason this will be Memphis' fault.
      • Fosu-Mensah is out for weeks.

      [–]morning_joe 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      De Gea is the reason this team is in 5th.

      [–]TheMediumPanda 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Let's just be honest here and admit we have absolutely no business playing CL football. 3-0 down and it could have been worse. :(

      [–]Unitedfan777Hernández 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

      We're singing "You nearly won the league" to Spurs haha brilliant

      [–]CveinMemphis & Martial 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

      . #FreeMemphis

      [–]NestledrinkHerrera 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Still don't understand why we have Ashley Young as striker.

      [–]Sunshine_BagEric the King 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Sorry Harry, closed on Sundays.

      [–]greenfilestripeYOU REDS 52ポイント53ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "you nearly won the league!"

      Love our away fans.

      [–]danskzwag 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      3 goal a season ashley young is playing as our striker

      [–]IwanJones10Martial 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Why the fuck is Martial not upfront, why the fuck is Young upfront and why the fuck is Herrera not on

      [–]shadowkano 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      why can't this guy just play people in there normal positions its like he tries to prove a point all the time and it rarely pays off.

      [–]CveinMemphis & Martial 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      TFM injuried. 3 goals. in 7 minutes. FFS

      [–]DP112Herrera 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Remember when we fucking PUT ASHLEY YOUNG UP FRONT

      [–]NestledrinkHerrera 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      • Why the fuck Young is playing as striker when we have Martial on the wing

      • Why the fuck Lingard is playing #10 when Mata is playing on RW

      • Clearly TFM is the one holding up our defense all game

      • LVG out. This is pathetic.

      [–]HairyArthurManchester United 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Fosu-Mensah with two goal saving challenges. Brilliant.

      [–]HvammurRooney 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I just got a new keyboard, it's weird.

      [–]itsandercontrolBerbatov 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Almost ripped my dick off.

      [–]CveinMemphis & Martial 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      TFM gone. Goal.

      [–]DP112Herrera 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      OH SO NOW MEMPHIS COMES ON

      [–]xtphty 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      So we were one 18 year old defender away from conceding 3 goals, good to know

      [–]xRoni7x 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Memphis put more passion into the team there than Van Gaal has in two seasons.

      [–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh what could have been had we done the right thing and sacked him in December.

      [–]TheAwakened 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

      TFM the best player on the pitch by a country fucking mile.

      [–]MySmoothBelly 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Home fans: You're fucking shit!

      Away fans: We're fucking shit!

      Football, bringing people together.

      [–]Quik99Memphis 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mike dean to fuck this game up

      [–]theangrycamelGiggs 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Holy shit what a save even if that was offside

      [–]danskzwag 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I can't believe LVG dropped schneid for as much matches as he did

      [–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Schneiderlin, De Gea and TFM have been immense so far.

      [–]moonboots_runnerAttack! Attack! Attack! 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Personally I'd enjoy seeing Walker and Memphis fight.

      [–]PreetSG 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Anyone realized how good TFM played. Its no coincidence that he left, Darmian came and we collapsed...

      Reason why Martial is playing off Young is the long-shots and the cross field cover. The collapse cannot be LVG's fault...

      [–]Kolgrillat 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Might aswell have stayed on that bus

      [–]red_devilforeverMemphis 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Let's crucify the guy that said we haven't lost st WHL

      [–]lectroboy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      LVG, breaking Utd records since... well since the fucker turned up.

      [–]QuicktimeSamRojo 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We haven't lost at White Lane for over 15 years and they have ripped us apart within ten minutes. Fuck you, Louis Van Gaal... you dutch pancake.

      [–]ajemikRooney 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

      It shows really how good TFM was for us so far. The minute Damian stepped on the pitch, three goals from his side. Just saying

      [–]rossco9Herrera 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

      TFM went off in the 68th minute. 8 minutes later and it's 3-0

      [–]TheJoshider10De Gea 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      If De Gea fucked off at the end of this season, I wouldn't blame he. He should be playing in a much better team, he's been the best fucking player when we're 3-0 down. Pathetic.

      [–]woody3297Memphis 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      At least somebody is showing some fucking emotion like they care about this game. After the 20th minute Spurs have run riot over us and it would be 4 or 5 nil if not for De Gea.

      [–]MemphisMartialMemphis 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Why did Van Gaal wait until 3-0 to bring on Memphis and move Martial up front? It's like shuffling the deckchairs on the bloody Titanic.

      [–]tgmgg 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Young at CF is one of the worst subs he's made. Should have left Rashford on, was doing better than Young.

      [–]kaizoku7 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I will predict his post game message: "For 87 minutes of this game we were as good as if not better team. For 3 crazy minutes we went to sleep and got punished, but this is football!"

      He won't address how poor and disjointed the team looks at all and how we created literally nothing despite corners, set pieces and long periods of possession.

      [–]mink_manBellion 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Just compare the rebuild job pochettino has done to lvg and then you'll see how terrible lvg has been.

      [–]fellowe5Mata 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Offside but holy shit what a save

      [–]navixsport 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      STREAM if anyone still didn't find where to catch the game yet

      [–]DJMattyM 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Young on for Rashford... Martial still on the left... Young up front? Hmmm...

      [–]shrek_rooneyIt's not ogre yet 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Please make a thread for why LVG needs to stay so I can get some anger into me because I'm just numb to this shit now.

      [–]sittingbull15 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho

      [–]buckfasterLittle Pea 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Embarrassing 10 minutes right there.

      Again, tactics all over the place, players playing in wrong positions and lack of any leadership. Story of the season.

      [–]AnthonymarkersMemphis 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      At least Memphis showing he gives a fuck

      [–]khalfrodo34 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I like Young as a player, but why the fuck did LVG put him up top? It makes no sense whatsoever.

      [–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Fosu Mensah comes off and were punished immediately :(

      [–]LDN2016 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fuck this squad. 3-0 down and they've completely given up.

      LvG needs to go but our issues are a lot deeper than the manager.

      [–]itsandercontrolBerbatov 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Guys I just watched Fury the other day and I was going through the credits and it said that the Tank was played by Timothy Fosu-Mensah.

      [–]NGU-BenSchweinsteiger 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Mata worked at 10 for so long, then we win one game with Lingard at 10 and Mata is shafted back out to the right.

      [–]fellowe5Mata 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My god lamela is a cunt

      [–]rossco9Herrera 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      LOL Young is actually playing up top

      [–]danskzwag 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Young is upfront I've seen it all now

      [–]danskzwag 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      OUR ENTIRE FUCKING FRONT 4 ARE ALL PLAYING IN THE WRONG POSITIONS

      [–]HairyArthurManchester United 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      TFM has been man of the match so far. Sad to see him go off.

      [–]G1_Herrera 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Young up front is a classic Van Gaal tactical blunder. Having zero impact on the game.

      [–]RAKtheUndead 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      https://data.whicdn.com/images/73028786/original.jpg

      [–]detinuHerrera 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm still baffled by van Gaal's decision to sub Young at striker. It makes no sense to me.

      [–]johnsom3Ronaldo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Who would have thought that TFM was the only thing holding the dam together?

      [–]badgarok725Boss 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      good, nice to see someone get mad for once

      [–]Starting_Aquarist 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This is why FSM was started over Darmian. Carrick shouldn't have even started.

      [–]ischampthereMata 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Hey at least Memphis shows emotion

      [–]nimaR3dit 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      this aint barcelona!! its fucking spurs!!!!!!!. 3-0 down with 1 shot on target the whole game

      [–]TheLarryMullenBandShaw 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Only positive in this game is TFM, and it's not even a positive because he got injured. What a brilliant season.

      [–]DangoManUtdMartial 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

      OFFICIAL: Leicester City qualify for the Champions League for the first-ever time. #lcfc

      [–]AbhijakGGMU 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

      15 minute delay due to the London Traffic. Tottenham devastated. Leicester City Believe. Tottenham devastated. Manchester United win the crucial match. Tottenham devastated.

      [–]A6M6Smalling 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Memphis should knock that fat cunt in the crowd out.

      [–]alustgarten93Martial 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Please let me hear someone defend LVG now. His tactics were all wrong, his substitution with young stupid. At this point simply play the u21/u18s for the rest of the season cause they seem to remember how to play football, unlike the players working under LVG. This game had the season on the line, and an 18 year old was the only reason we could hold tottenham to 0-0 for 60 minutes.

      [–]JzrhlShaw 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      David de fuckin Gea is the man

      [–]tamasuperstarDe Gea 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fucking hell what a save, regardless of the offside.

      [–]alexcurrBecks 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mensah all over the place. Hope it doesn't bite us in the ass

      [–]TyperSniper 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Get the fuck up you diving prick

      [–]the_kid_from_limboCarrick 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Haha Morgan you cheeky cunt

      [–]mink_manBellion 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I thought I seen it all with lvg. But....young up front is a new one.

      [–]felixmaleMemphis 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      FFS, what has memphis done to deserve this?

      [–]CveinMemphis & Martial 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ashley Young being number 18, double the number of Martial. So he must be as effective as 2 Martials?

      EDIT: Also explains why our number 51 has been playing best.

      [–]Fresco_SplashManchester United 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Goodbye top 4

      [–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

      We tried Memphis upfront in all of pre-season and now Young, who just returned from injury not long ago, already gets the nod upfront.

      I genuinely don't even know what the fuck is going on this season, so many bizarre decisions it's incredible. Almost nothing makes sense in this team.

      [–]kharma45Woodward 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Rojo why the fuck weren't you tracking back there. Miles away from the 18 yard box. Stupid cunt.

      [–]ICanNotEvenBananaHerrera<3 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That goal happened because Smalling and Blind went into the same duel... against each other..

      [–]035036503530Rooney 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I no longer feel anything.

      [–]3V-Coryn 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      How the fuck can you bring young in on the striker position. The guy has made as many goals as Rashford but needed 6 years for that instead of 6 weeks. At least pick Depay or put Martial upfront if you really want to sub rashford.

      [–]holden147Schweinsteiger 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      They're a clearly superior team to us. We're losing not because we're having a bad match but because we are clearly outmatched.

      [–]funkybuddha9Blind 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      WHY IS MARTIAL WING AND YOUNG STRIKER WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

      [–]C00kiz 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We lose Fosu-Mensah and look what happens. This is just depressing.

      [–]ColdandTenseMartial 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Is this pathetic Van Gaal love in over the last two weeks over now?

      Get fucking lost.

      [–]BertrandRusDave 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can't wait for West Ham to knock us out of the FA cup, then LVG will well and truly have nothing to save him from all the deserved criticism. can't wait for the cunt to fuck off

      [–]HairyArthurManchester United 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Henry Winter @henrywinter Since Fosu-Mensah limped off, United ripped apart down their right. Damian caught out.

      Got to agree with that. All their goals have come from their left, where TFM was having an amazing game.

      [–]Martial9LawMartial 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Haven't seen a pounding at the rear end like this since Sasha Grey's casting couch

      [–]EastOfEden_Van Nistelrooy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When you have absolutely no attacking gameplan and you switch players' positions randomly, that happens.

      [–]50shadesofcrazy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      At least Memphis looks like he cares

      [–]NikitaScherbak 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We are done... At this point I almost wanted Memphis to take a swing at this cunt

      [–]goodguy1994it's Rooneyyy, it's inevitable. some things are meant to be 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Memphis letting out his frustration.

      [–]OhHayJohn 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      God be with the days when Fellaini was our back-up striker.. The Ashley Young thing is so ridiculous, the stuff of bad sketch shows.

      [–]Tipsy247 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      After Mensah left, goals came pouring in.

      [–]kaizoku7 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

      I'd love for TFM to become our Toure/Pogba. Seems destined to be a powerful box to box but LVG thinks he should be a fullback.

      [–]CatFoodBeerAndGluePaul Scholes, he scores goals 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

      LVG thinks everybody should be a fullback.

      [–]andrewsomething 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

      No, LVG needs a fullback right now. We have no idea what he thinks his best position will be.

      [–]IncognitoSaint98 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When LVG parks the bus BEFORE the game, expect a 0-0 Edit: 1-0, Edit 2: 2-0, Edit 3: ahhh screw this

      [–]Giordano_5Martial 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

      what would happen if we came up against barca or bayern. i dont even think we deserve champions league football.

      [–]MyWholeTeamsDead 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      MOTHERFUCKING short corners.

      [–]catfayceCole 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

      White hart lane is such a thin pitch

      [–]danskzwag 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I hate how often our lb and lcb switch

      [–]TyperSniper 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Rojo needs to lay off the smokes and beers the clown

      [–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Diving cunt.

      [–]BHButcher 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

      So about 90% of the season is done. Who are these "physical" players that Blind will struggle against?

      [–]Ronaldinho52 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Was Blind... Jogging???

      [–]erisestarrs 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      TFM goes off, Spurs score. Fuck me.

      [–]zooooobMemphis 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      hello darkness my old friend......

      [–]reddevil2002 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      3:5 anyone? Anyone?

      [–]Tinkyxwinky 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Eriksen is genuienly everything i hoped Mata would be :/

      [–]rossco9Herrera 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Watch us get battered by Villa next week

      [–]MyWholeTeamsDead 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

      El Streamarinos, mates?

      That's streams, in Spanish.

      [–]eatayManchester United 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nemanja Fosu-Mensah

      [–]goodguy1994it's Rooneyyy, it's inevitable. some things are meant to be 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

      He brings on Memphis now. Lmao this guy

      [–]TomBombadrilldo 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We are literally doing a spurs.. against spurs

      [–]slatfreq 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What a fucking shambles this is. Wish they'd batter us 6-0, honestly. Show the board what a bag of shite we are. LVG is clueless

      [–]Takley 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That sub lmfao, this moron just needs to leave

      [–]desivoltaireHerrera 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Why not put Memphis up front. At least he has played up front before. Lingard and Mata dont create anything. Cant even keep the ball. Mata isnt even good defensively.

      [–]A6M6Smalling 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Poch seems like a really nice guy.

      [–]theangrycamelGiggs 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      PULL THE TRIGGER ANTHONY MAN

      [–]TyperSniper 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

      btw lads this is the same cunt that sent Mata off

      [–]yiyiyiyiHerrera 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I feel like Fosu-Mensah is playing well but playing well out of position.

      [–]MyWholeTeamsDead 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ..was... Was that a dive?

      I have seen 200lbs men do better flops. Lmao.

      [–]OhHayJohn 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fosu-Mensah is going all over the place. Mata is being very disciplined but that is a major danger area

      [–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Get rekt Walker.

      [–]IgivertheD 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ashley Young as a striker. Van Gaal gives no fucks.

      [–]EndshotCarrick 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Lamela looks like the emo girl from Deadpool

      [–]nowhere_Park Ji-Sung 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      FUCK SHORT CORNERS.

      [–]LingardLVG 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What a goal that wold have been.

      [–]LDN2016 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      If only Martial could finish he'd be like a fast black Messi.

      Most ridiculously talented dribbler I've seen in a decade. Boy needs to spend a year in the Cristiano school of thump the fuck out of it when finishing.

      [–]CosmicGravyMemphis 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Delli Alli looks like that shifty cunt over in the corner of a club eyeing up his next victim.

      [–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Interesting. Just saw Mensah struggle then Giggs pointed for Darmian to get ready!

      [–]ofcrplsSchweinsteiger 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      TFM has been massive today

      [–]BigbuckyballRonaldo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This TFM injury sucks. he was the best player on the pitch so far.

      [–]theangrycamelGiggs 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Someone give LVG an Etch-a-Sketch. That seems to be where he has the most fun

      [–]danskzwag 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Id say were in it but Ashley fucking young is upfront

      [–]bogoroh 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Darmian just couldn't do what TFM does.

      [–]ProletariusMaximus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      A complete lack of leadership on the pitch. Carrick playing as a captain is a fucking farce.

      Rojo needs to be dropped completely.

      [–]Benphyre 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We're done lads.

      [–]Heavens_Vibe 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Tuned in late. Seemed to be doing. Concede 3 goals in 3 minutes. Time to turn off again

      [–]bertonomusMartial Law 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Welcome to LVG's Manchester United. Where the substitutions are made up and the points don't matter.

      [–]El_Giganto 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I leave five minutes and its 3-0. Ffs

      [–]detinuHerrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      'av at the cunt Memphis.

      [–]DipsetThug32 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      atta boy Memphy. Somebody gives a shit at least

      [–]KingofcatastropheYanuzeye 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      the most exciting thing from a united player today.

      [–]theangrycamelGiggs 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I need a gif of that Memphis lookback towards Walker as the cunt's mouthing off to the ref. So fierce.

      [–]Dawnriderdevil 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Young at center forward and Schneiderlin taking corners. Square pegs in round holes = LVG philosophy. Van Gaal was definitely aiming for a 0-0.

      [–]jetsfan83 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Woodward better be busy making a contract to give to Mendes

      [–]chornu 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Thank you De Gea for the most showing passion of any United player game after game after game.

      [–]klempoRyan Giggs 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The most boring team of premier league is behind. What a surprise. Now we will turn it around with nobody playing as a striker.

      Just a few more weeks and LVG is out... Just a few more weeks. I have to repeat this mantra so I don't go mad.

      [–]DJMattyM 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

      What's the odds LVG tries to blame being late arriving a main factor in us loosing today. Someone give that cunt his p45 already. Giggs in Til the end of the season

      [–]ViromenEric Cantona 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

      How to be Louis Van Gaal:

      1. Play a left winger at wingback, then as a lone striker, never in his original position.

      2. Sub on said left-winger (Young) for Rashford up front, rather than moving Martial up front to allow Young to play in his natural position.

      3. Bring on Memphis who has been waiting ages to prove himself when we are 3-0 down and of course will be a scapegoat in the press!

      Nevertheless very disappointing and I am sorry to say all those goals came from Darmian's side - as soon as TFM went off, our defence crumbled.

      Let's hope for a 5-0 loss so LVG can get his ass fired!

      [–]WrongSockPair 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Hey Woodward! How about bringing that Mourinho fella to Old Trafford. Heard he's quite good

      [–]msr624De Gea 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The epitome of our season: play well for 20 minutes but no real bite at the end of our attacks, proceed to start giving the ball away and booting the ball forward praying martial can make magic, and then get saved by an 18 year old playing out of his mind right now (till LVG's philosophy gets to him)

      [–]UnitedFaxMachine 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Mediocrity apologists are already preparing their 5000 word defence for midweek. The sub will swallow it up as usual. Meanwhile, Ranieri didn't take years to rebuild a relegation side.

      [–]demgroovesDe Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      C'mon United, im wearing my sweaty nylon jersey in bed so please make my suffering worth it

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