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[–]daysi -1774ポイント-1773ポイント  (311子コメント)

Well, good riddance to you. I hope that you're less incompetent at whatever you do next than you were at running reddit; I suppose you couldn't be worse. I don't suppose you could convince ketralnis, raldi, hueypriest and Paradox to leave too?

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 1506ポイント1507ポイント * (272子コメント)

May I just say, once and for all, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

If for all this time you didn't like the service we provided, there was nothing keeping you here. Your periodic postings of disparaging remarks in my and the other admins direction has not only been unbecoming but downright childish. What is the great injustice we have foisted upon you? Did we miss some critical piece of feedback at some point in the past? Did the site go down and majorly inconvenience your time wasting? Your sense of entitlement on a site that is otherwise free is an example of everything that is wrong with the internet.

We've worked hard to keep this site together over the years and if you think you could do a better job, here is a head start.

[–][deleted] 412ポイント413ポイント  (20子コメント)

If you strike him down, he will become more pathetic than you could possible imagine.

[–]s_m_c 95ポイント96ポイント  (36子コメント)

Aww, you just shot the bad guy at the end of Se7en and gave him what he wanted.

Criticism can wear you down I know. But for every anonymous dick, consider all the great redditors you must have met in person at the rally. And the tens of thousands of grateful redditors that you haven't met but who can have a bearable day at work thanks to what you've helped build.

BTW, enjoy your wads of cash from the IPO at hipmunk ;-)

[–]j-mar 33ポイント34ポイント  (7子コメント)

You fucker, you might as well tell me what's in the box while you're at it.

[–]slf67 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

His wife's head.

[–]j-mar 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[–][deleted] 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's not a dick in the box?

[–]Richeh 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

His wife's dick.

[–]Code347 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

1, cut a hole in a box

2, put your junk in that box

3, make her open the box

4, ???

5, PROFIT!

*FTFY

[–]OriginalStomper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a cat. But you have to see for yourself whether it is dead or alive.

[–][deleted] 12ポイント13ポイント  (9子コメント)

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

[–]megawhiz 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Morgan Freeman's poop.

[–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why does that seem some how delightful?

[–]Uberhipster 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The idea that Morgan Freeman's poop is shaped like Gwyneth Paltrow's head seems delightful to you?

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

re-read what you just typed. Gwyneth Paltrow. Morgan Freeman. Yes.

[–]s_m_c 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cake

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's not a dick in the box?

[–][deleted] 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

That would have been a much better ending

[–]SibilantSounds 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

twist on a twist - gwyneth paltrow's character was a man!

[–]danxmason 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

A man named Jack

[–]Ozdock 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

AHHHH THAT MOVIE IS SHIPPING VIA NETFLIX WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

[–]the_cereal_killer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

there's a 'alternate ending' on the dvd extras.

check it out.

[–]ThinkBeforeYouDie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is Kevin Spacey everywhere!?

[–][deleted] 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just remember:

Don't ever wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

Thanks for your fantastic efforts, good luck in the future. You guys are just fucking amazing.

[–]SarahC 33ポイント34ポイント  (12子コメント)

Daysi? They're kind of a troll.

from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

I love Reddit - still free of corporate "Public relations" staff censoring "The way it is from the control room." If you were in Microsoft, I'd imagine that would get turned into "Thank you for your input valued surfer, it's unfortunate that you feel that way. Accept our apologise and a free T-shirt."

Also - thanks! The few people that have worked on Reddit since its inception must have bust several nuts, both on the tech side, and dealing with the scary corporate types that's so necessary these days.

You're all responsible for making Reddit the community it is - and now we've seen how badly a site can be run - like Digg - it's clear that sites like these don't "run themselves from user input", but the owners too have a massive input to the feel of the place.

You know the brand loyalty of people getting Harley Davidson tattoos? MS, Nike, General Electric would kill for brand loyalty like that. I imagine there's going to be a few Reddit ones in time... it's become a community symbol - of people sharing their lives and becoming less ignorant along with it. You guys did that, and there's many, many people here that appreciate that more than you know.

Why are you back at Hipmonk? Is it the usual need for change everyone gets from time to time? I hope there's no bad feeling between you and the other guys?

[–][deleted] 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Uh, he's on his way out - that's free citizen Soza posting, not Good King Keyser.

Microsoft has had a few "thanks for the paycheck, fuck you" departures. But the best of all time was when Don Dodge was laid off. Now at the time I said that Microsoft laying him off was a Bad Move, but after that blog posting, I wasn't so sure.

Because a technical pundit is only as good as his reliability; and to flip from "all Microsoft toys are awesome" while employed by Microsoft to joining Google and spurting "all Microsoft toys are crap; all Google toys are awesome" was so incredibly transparent even a lot of the Google fanboys were left saying "WTF man - were you lying then, or are you lying now?"

[–]scriptsvcs 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

No, sorry, the best resignation was that by Tony Rice during the early days of Cisco Systems (then known to us as "cisco"). He nailed his to the door of his supervisor, and it was written on a 2x4.

[–][deleted] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am unsure how Tony Rice resigning from Cisco makes it the "best departure from Microsoft"

[–]scriptsvcs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't say anything about Microsoft. Really, any resignation from there is a happy day. I thought we were talkin' about stylish resignations, since the thread began with Mr. Soza, who certainly isn't resigning from the big soft in Redmond.

[–]KeyserSosa[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks so much!

Not at all. It was especially hard to decide to leave bc we are all close friends. It was just time for a change.

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    [–][deleted] 219ポイント220ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Your sense of entitlement

    FTFY

    Carry on.

    [–]elustran 69ポイント70ポイント  (11子コメント)

    We can't let him leave reddit without the parting gift of some grammar correction to remember us by.

    [–]mynameisjonas 17ポイント18ポイント  (10子コメント)

    by which to remember us.

    Mind your prepositions, please.

    [–]toobias 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Archaic nonsense.

    [–]jbtoronto 10ポイント11ポイント * (4子コメント)

    Nonsensical archaism.

    FTFY

    I'm assuming you meant to make the point that the grammatical rule in question is obsolete and therefore foolish to apply in a modern context, rather than the point that it is an outdated version of something inherently nonsensical. I may be incorrect, but I found your sentence fragment unclear, which may itself be a point of interest in this discussion. That said, you may find it more appropriate simply to use the word "anachronism," which all by itself means "foolishly outdated" and is, I expect, what you were actually trying to write. Or maybe you ain't be givin' a shit if people b under5tanding eggsacktly wut any1 had rited cuz if dey wantd 2 make demselvz reely cleer dey shud of jus bangd rocks 2gether n make ug ug noizes.

    tl;dr See, that's the problem right there. And keep off my lawn!

    Edit: I actually agree with toobias. I'm hypocritical that way. And lots of other ways, too.

    Edit 2: Electric Boogaloo: Good catch by the aptly named SuperJeenyus.

    [–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This was just a joy to read. But...

    (I'm assuming you meant to make the point that the grammatical rule in question is obsolete and therefore foolish to apply in a modern context, rather than the point that it is an outdated version of something inherently nonsensical. I may be incorrect, but I found your sentence fragment unclear, which may itself be a point of interest in this discussion. That said, you may find it more appropriate simply to use the word "anachronism," which all by itself means "foolishly outdated" and is, I expect, what you were actually trying to write. Or maybe you ain't be givin' a shit if people b under5tanding eggsacktly wut any1 had rited cuz if dey wantd 2 make demselvz reely cleer dey shud of jus bangd rocks 2gether n make ug ug noizes.)

    FTFY...

    [–]toobias 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like my fragment, thank you very much. And it was nonsense to begin with, as far as I'm concerned. "Anachronism" is fine and dandy, but would have been less comprehensible for the average reader.

    [–]1338h4x 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm assuming you meant to make the point that the grammatical rule in question is obsolete and therefore foolish to apply in a modern context, rather than the point that it is an outdated version of something inherently nonsensical.

    It's both.

    [–]mogaly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's the perfect reply to any spelling/grammar correction ever.

    [–]KeyserSosa[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're right. This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.

    [–]elustran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was waiting for someone to mention prepositions!

    Preposition Stranding

    [–]psiphre 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    yes, ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which we will not put.

    [–]KeyserSosa[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fffffuuuuuu...fixed. Thanks.

    [–]nicky7 9ポイント10ポイント * (0子コメント)

    I'll just leave these here:

    daysi quotes:

    • I don't think that a high IQ means a whole lot. Most of my friends are kinda dumb. I don't even like smart people, as a rule (link)

    • People are obsessed with me for some reason (link)

    • I think you put entirely too much significance on me. I'm just another dude. I'm incredibly intelligent, true, but that's not really my fault, it's a result of my genetics, upbringing, and extensive education. (link)

    • Women are good for two things: sucking dick and making babies. (link)

    • Good riddance to your friend. Why don't you join him? (link) I understand compassion. I just have none for people who kill themselves. Fucking pussies. (link)

    [–]atomicthumbs 23ポイント24ポイント * (1子コメント)

    And thus did KeyserSosa loose one final, righteous thunderbolt as an admin, and he struck down the heretic daysi, and all was well in the world.

    [–]Funkyduffy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And a silence fell across the ruddied A, for it would have a voice no more.

    [–]For_Iconoclasm 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow. Fuck that guy! Here's another positive orangered for you.

    Thanks for working on a website that has entertained me for an amount of time only reasonably represented in days. As a fellow Python coder tackling some difficult problems at work right now, and as someone who has read all of the technical reddit blog updates, I have an extremely high amount of respect for all of reddit's admins. I can't imagine being responsible for a website that serves up hundreds of millions of pages of dynamic content every month.

    I'll be sure to use Hipmunk next time I actually fly somewhere.

    [–][deleted] 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Troll: fed. :(

    [–]JonAce 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    More like served, but fed works too.

    [–]severedfragile 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Don't poke the aspie

    [–]SarahC 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

    lol.

    I knew someone who was aspie... they -unlike other aspie's- refused point blank to try and improve.

    They were exactly like this guy, and left a long line of upset x-"friends" and heartbroken partners... never trying once to understand their sense of "right" actually wasn't shared by everyone.

    In this case, I say fucking poke the aspie till he sees sense. =)

    [–]HowWhyOnProp19 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I took an online Asperger's quiz because of your post. I did not register as positive. Although I do not know how I feel about that.

    [–]ajehals 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I don't see how scoring negative for a mental health issue could be anything other than a good thing...

    [–]XoYo 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

    If most people hate you for your behaviour, and you can't blame a mental health issue, you have to come to terms with the fact that you're probably just a dick.

    [–]HowWhyOnProp19 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Certainly 'daysi' is a major dick, I am really glad if I never get what ever he has.

    What clicked with me was the x-"friends" thing, fascination with data/studies, introverted/antisocial behavior, and the lack of human connection. I had a friend who used to joke about me having autistic tendencies, I guess being reminded of Asperger's really made me wonder this time.

    [–]SarahC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    me having autistic tendencies,

    Maybe a few?

    Also, perhaps you like your own company?

    I had a couple of close friends in school - then I left and now I don't have any. I've got a "partner" but that definition is dodgy as we're both asexual. I can be fun at parties, and sometimes, occasionally don't mind them.

    I'd be classed as "kinda reclusive" without fitting neatly into any label... perhaps you're the same?

    [–]SlashThred 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    =( I failed.

    [–]SarahC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hm? [huggles]

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Worst. Website. Ever.

    [–]shreddinsven 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He contributes nothing to the maintenance of this site and pays nothing to use it. The fuck is he complaining about, exactly?

    [–]ItsGonnaBeAlright 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dear admins,

    I love reddit. I love the community that has blossomed around your creation, and I love the hard work and thoughtfulness you've put in to keep something this great from crashing and burning like so many other internet oases. I've had umpteen accounts over the years, and I've never had to register an email address. I've had a thousand revelations from comments posted by other anonymous redditors, and a thousand lols, sometimes when I needed a laugh more than anything else in the world.

    Reddit is enjoyable. Reddit is wonderful. Reddit is free, anonymous, and everything the internet was supposed to be.

    Keep up the excellent work :) The more silent masses appreciate you every day, we just don't say it enough.

    THANK YOU.

    [–]ineedcookies2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You and the others are so awesome on so many levels for running this site. I along with others hate to see you leave but if you have to go, then be it. :(

    /me hands over a cookie to KeyserSosa

    May this be the best and tastiest farewell internet cookie a reddit comment could ever provide you. <3

    Ignore daysi. He crazy.

    [–]HarryMuffin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Put him in a body bag, Johnny!

    [–]keepingitcivil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think he's trolling, bro. And even if he's not, it's not like his assertions are substantiated. His argument has zero weight, and therefore, so should its impact.

    [–]GunnerMcGrath 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Don't worry yourself over people who post things like this. They're less than worthless and you're a better man than I for even allowing such people to have their voice heard.

    EDIT: Heh, I didn't mean that to be quite so literal, considering I'm a mod of a subreddit that removes posts like that one on principal.

    [–]lukemcr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Heh.

    [–]yoasif 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    principle.

    [–]havesometea1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That is probably Kevin Rose's sock puppet.

    [–]Optimal_Joy 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    If there's one thing reddit has taught me well it's this:

    Don't feed the trolls!!

    [–]KeyserSosa[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh I know that. Believe me, if I've learned anything it is that. But, you've got to give me one freebie on my last day. ;)

    [–]P_Schrodensis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Your sense of entitlement

    FTFY :)

    [–]MercurialMadnessMan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    <3

    [–]KeyserSosa[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love you too, MMM.

    [–]techdawg667 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I honestly thought that your last link was to digg. Would have been fitting, too.

    [–]not_important 1ポイント2ポイント * (0子コメント)

    I have trouble understanding how daysi came to that and how her comment has 1000+ upvotes. It just doesn't make sense to me for the moment. I've been on Reddit about 3*365*1h and considering stupidity*upvotes, it's probably the worst comment I've seen here yet. I'm not exaggerating, I'm genuinely surprised.

    edit: I guess it's what you get for hooking people to the point of insanity.

    [–][deleted] 10ポイント11ポイント  (28子コメント)

    My god, Reddit is trolled way too easily.

    [–]KeyserSosa[S] 96ポイント97ポイント  (21子コメント)

    It's been ongoing and a long week. Blame sleep deprevation and more emotion than I'm used to.

    [–][deleted] 86ポイント87ポイント * (0子コメント)

    Dude, that was the perfect reply. Don't you regret a thing! I mean,

    What is the great injustice we have foisted upon you?

    Did the site go down and majorly inconvenience your time wasting?

    Instant classic.

    Have fun at Hipmunk you glorious bastard.

    [–]hmasing 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I dunno, you'd better take an IQ test and score over 120.

    ;-)

    [–]DoTheDew 4ポイント5ポイント * (0子コメント)

    I'd just like to say that I enjoy reddit immensely, and that since discovering this site about 2 years ago, my mundane life as a pizzeria manager has been slightly easier to bear. Also, I'm half drunk, in a bar, and reading reddit. FML. Good luck to ya.

    Edit: bear, not bare. I'm not naked.

    [–]Gackt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't feed the troll!

    [–][deleted] 8ポイント9ポイント * (15子コメント)

    Being an experienced troll myself, the above guy was pretty good. Its ok, if I was in your position I would of fallen for it too. Good luck, I hope your new site doesn't suck as much as Reddit (troll).

    EDIT: I added troll in parenthesis in case it wasn't painfully obvious.

    [–]KeyserSosa[S] 30ポイント31ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Fuck you, you beautiful troll. ::sniffle:: I'm going to miss you guys.

    [–][deleted] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    <3

    [–]opie2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Trust me, you'll get over it..... 0_o

    [–]cory849 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    would've.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    or would have

    [–]rabidmonkey1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dude, keep being awesome. Thanks for all your hard work with the site. Really, thank you.

    [–]steamfolk 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    For the first time, the guy is conversing with someone as another member of the forum, as opposed to being in a customer service role. He, and the other admins here, have more than earned the right to snap off at some people here once they aren't on the clock and obligated to be nice and conciliatory.

    [–]abw 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Trolling != being a dick.

    The first is an art form. The second is just being a dick.

    [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Trolling = Saying something absurd to illicit a negative reaction.

    [–]BadgeredWitness 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    An poet once said the same thing about his work. Since he wasn't good enough to elicit a positive reaction, he would rather elicit a negative one than no reaction at all.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Such is trolling.

    [–]tepidpond 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haters gon hate.

    I personally don't think you should pay any attention to anyone like daysi unless they can point to their own experience running a site with more than ten million users and nearly a half-billion pageviews in a month.

    [–]ayb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Agreed with all your sentiments on that ridiculous post ... just wanted to ask if you have a blog or something where you can expand on what 'everything that is wrong with the internet'? Would like to get your thoughts for real.

    [–]hazysummersky 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't. poke. the. troll. Frankly, if he can provoke a disgruntled response and a permalink repost from you, he is the quintessential übertroll. You should know better.

    [–]commenter01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I define trollpoints as the difference between the troller and trollee's comment karma for that particular exchange. As of now, daysi's trollpoints stand at 595.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just ninja ban him, and carry on. Consider it your last act as a Reddit employee.

    [–]DudeAsInCool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Judging from Daysi's other comments on other threads, I think he posts to just get a rise out of people - I doubt very much that he was being serious, despite what he has written. Every post he makes is staged to get a negative response.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wish I could upvote this more than once. Thanks for all the hard work. Best of luck on all of your future endeavors!

    [–]General_Solipsist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't feed em...

    [–]jt004c 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You guys haven't just made this site a great place to spend time and learn. You've done it honestly, openly, fairly, and diligently. Every single comment or action I see you guys take impresses me--it's amazing, really.

    daysi either has a weird agenda, or he's crazy as fuck. Please don't let him get to you. Those of us with level heads know what you are about.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    BOOYA

    [–]whosmav 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    HAHAHA! Trolled hard on your last day! PRICELESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    Anyway nice job guy, reddit is the best. Bonne chance

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well anyhow, maybe they can use your salary (tripled, at least) to hire someone who knows what a fucking database is. Nice job trying to get some free coding done at the end there BTW.

    [–]tibb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    your

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    May I just say that I fully recognize and appriciate your steadfast devotion to our community and wish you good luck and God-speed in your future endeavors. It's been nothing short of stellar.

    I grant you one free 'art' of your choosing. Redeem when necessary, limits do not apply. ˆplease allow a reasonable amount of time for delivery.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're

    Your.

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Before switching to Troll-Gro (tm) from TrollCo (R), I found that my trolls were listless and uncreative.

    Since trying the new and improved formula Troll-Gro (tm), their coats have become shiny, and my trolls are as frisky and fun as ever.

    So please, if you don't feed your trolls new Troll-Gro (tm), don't feed them anything at all.

    [–]Starguard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    YHBT

    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You know, that comment you replied to wouldn't have stung so much if you hadn't been paying so much attention to the asslicking the 'community' regularly provides for you guys.

    Personaly I think you have done a pretty great job, but this butt hurt response to a someone who dared to not eat your anus out like almost everyone else, really lets you down.

    Good luck in your new venture, and thanks for all the hard work you put in to the site. You precious little diva.

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      [–]pinxox 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nice try, Kevin Rose.

      [–]DeviantGaymer 59ポイント60ポイント  (9子コメント)

      You got an admin on his last day of reddit, to swear at you and call you out with citations. I think you need to retire from trolling, there is no way you'll top that.

      [–]Hexogen 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

      There's still another what, 4 or 5 admins?

      [–][deleted] 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Trolling isn't like mountain climbing; there is no Mt. Everest. There's always going to be someone bigger to troll.

      Realistically though he's never going to do better (worse).

      [–]UnfortunatelyMacabre 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Someone was weaned off his mother's tit too early. You are obviously trying to make your life seem less shitty by trying to shit on KeyserSosa.

      [–]happy_daysi 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Well, good travels to you sir! I hope that you're competent at whatever you do next than you were at running reddit; I suppose you could do worse. I thank you for not convincing ketralnis, raldi, hueypriest and Paradox to leave too. I am happy for you and have a good life! FTFY

      [–]ej4 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You're a douche.

      [–][deleted] 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

      IMO the internet would be a much better place if sites like reddit were more willing to use the IP banhammer on idiots like this.

      [–]RaiseYourGlass 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      ip banhammers are useless these days, and only cause further enragement of the banned.

      [–]live52 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Enragement of the Banned would make a good movie title, but what's the storyline?

      [–]netaddict 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      IP banhammer won't help a bit in such cases (read proxy/tor/neighbor's wifi). And that guy is just a troll. Stop feeding it and it will go away.

      [–]Raerth 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nah, he's a dick. There's a difference. I'm sure quite a few people recognise him from elsewhere on reddit.

      [–]RochelleH 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I have no opinion on any of the admins. I've never had a run in with any of them, and I don't know enough about running a website to criticise them. The site works for me, so I guess they're doing fine.

      That being said, this guy is entitled to his opinion, and hasn't used any profanity to express it. It is merely different from yours and the rest of the (yes, I'll say it) Reddit hivemind. I fail to see a reason to ban someone because they don't share your opinion. The biggest downfall I can find in Reddit is this incessant downvoting and haranguing people that don't share your opinion, thus turning many threads into a circlejerk instead of a meaningful discussion.

      [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Winner

      [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント * (0子コメント)

      Yes let's permanently remove those who have things to say that offend our sensibilities as redditors. Isn't it awesome how we take ourselves and this fruity little club so very seriously, how very fucking liberal of you.

      You fucking hive mind circlejerking douche bag.

      [–]whatdfc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Check out Something Awful, home of the term banhammer

      [–]NihilisticAbandon 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Speaking as someone with negative karma, I don't give a fuck about "TEH COMMUNITY" either, but really, what warranted this comment?

      [–]live52 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

      How did you manage negative karma? Was a certain theme responsible, like religion, politics, coding, or was it a melange of themes?

      Do you strive for negative karma or were the downvoted comments sincere?

      Just curious in a meta sort of way, because it's all about meta, right?

      [–]NihilisticAbandon 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

      It's positive now. All the smug people upvoting me. That, my friend, is meta.

      Nah, I'm just an asshole and people take things too seriously, so I get downvoted quite a bit.

      [–]live52 -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

      You're pretty hard to understand but I like that. Me, I'm just a karma whore. I've worked out a way that I get paid for every upvote. Don't ask as it's a proprietary secret.

      I'm listening to Tom Petty now...and Roy Orbison. That's not going to get me too many upvotes. Whatever you like, keep on keepin' on.

      Also, I'm fairly drunk at four AM here but, thank whatever gods may be, I do not have to work tomorrow.

      [–]NihilisticAbandon 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Paid for every upvote, huh? I really doubt that, though that'd be a good way to get cigarette money.

      [–]live52 -1ポイント0ポイント * (1子コメント)

      Yes, that was one of those attempts at humor that seemed funny at the time but wasn't. My computer had been drinking.

      [–]NihilisticAbandon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I had a monitor that drank once... I think he OD'd though, because he stopped working afterwards :(.

      [–]shubudup 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What do you mean? It's just my opinion.

      [–]Kijad 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

      And may the fiery downvotes of the Internet have mercy on your twisted soul.

      On a side note I'm curious as to whether or not this is the most-downvoted comment of all time.

      And also you stay away from me with those down arrows.

      [–]sirmuffinman 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

      It's not.

      [–]Kijad 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

      But what I then want to know:

      Which one is...?

      [–]DevRW 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This one, I believe.

      [–]BearBryant 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Holy shit...that's like a black hole of comment karma.

      [–]shut_up_faggot -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ^