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[–]Tomiderp 711ポイント712ポイント  (147子コメント)

You are all now manually breathing.

[–]TopekaScienceGirl 462ポイント463ポイント  (125子コメント)

You forgot blinking.

[–]45321200 411ポイント412ポイント  (118子コメント)

You haven't cleared your throat in a while.

[–]allacctsarethrowaway 436ポイント437ポイント  (105子コメント)

Huh, I just realized that I can see my nose...

[–]Trivialnicesuit 777ポイント778ポイント  (38子コメント)

I'm quitting the Internet.

[–]MelodyCristo 433ポイント434ポイント  (27子コメント)

fuck this thread

[–]lolwutbit 260ポイント261ポイント  (23子コメント)

yawns

[–]FluffyT-Rex 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This actually made me yawn

[–]Bane047 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you, I'm psychotic.

[–]IkonikK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks like you'd better use protection

[–]gonetosea [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What is free will and do you have any? Don't raise your arm! See you can't raise it, I'm controlling you so you can't raise your arm.

[–]theoneIusetosub 61ポイント62ポイント  (5子コメント)

Your tongue is in your mouth. Just sitting there.

[–]IkonikK 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think you're confusing my mouth with your mother's mouth last night.

[–]PM_ME_FUN_STORIES [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This one has never bothered me, I don't get why it's on the same level add blinking and breathing...

[–]DrGearheart -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

BTW, your tongue must be awfully tired not being able to find a comfortable place to rest in your mouth for so long.

[–]natural_distortion 135ポイント136ポイント  (42子コメント)

Your tongue suddenly can't find a comfortable place to rest in your mouth.

[–]verheyen 203ポイント204ポイント  (26子コメント)

Jokes on you, I'm drunk and its just sitting there numb from the booze

[–]Slick_Rick161 53ポイント54ポイント  (12子コメント)

Same here. I literally tried to make it uncomfortable. Too drunk.

[–]touchedbyamallangel 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Im smoking a cigarette so Im moving it around anyway....I need to go inside and get my scotch though

[–]Slick_Rick161 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

As am I currently. I commend you on the scotch. For some reason I've always felt scotch drinkers were on a higher plane

[–]touchedbyamallangel 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I lied, Im drinking Bulleit rye. I couldnt justify scotch to my self this week.

[–]katesedit 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

And stoned?

[–]Slick_Rick161 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

No sir. Just liquor and whites for this chap

[–]10mmHeater 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, stoned=can't stop thinking about my tongue

[–]powerfultech 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

huh, me too. Normally this thread would have fucked me up for 20 minutes.

[–]Balind 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

that sounds great right now

[–]throwthisawayrightnw 0ポイント1ポイント  (8子コメント)

Fine, I'll get drunk too, stop badgering me.

[–]Balind 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

I did last night, so I won't let myself tonight. I hate being a responsible adult.

[–]throwthisawayrightnw 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

I turn 30 in 18 minutes and I have no clue what this responsible thing is.

[–]An_Ick_Dote 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why I laugh at these threads, HA! Little do you know I am far too intoxicated to be swayed by your suggestive powers

[–]TacoCommand [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nice vodka and then dialed a friend to drop by with beer to watch Animaniacs.

Use the Ent signal!

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[–]myhandsarebananas 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your jaw won't fully close unless you hold it there manually

[–]findgretta 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

This helped me actually. I clench my jaw and you're comment made me think about that which got me to relax it.

[–]touchedbyamallangel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you, my neck muscles are massive from how much I clench my jaw

[–]Oberyn_Reed 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

LPT: Lightly press the tip of your tongue on the roof of you mouth gently pressed up against your 2 upper front teeth. This is the natural resting position. I got my bite messed up from botched dental work and had to practice this consciously.

[–]motheroftheworld90 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm literally tongue-tied and I can't do that :(

[–]GIGATeun 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Does this also help you to not clench your jaw?

[–]Oberyn_Reed [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

yes, it helps with clenching and grinding. The tongue position keeps your jaw relaxed. Really good for when the TMJ pain starts to set in.

[–]tobyrrr00 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

idk it's pretty chill in there

[–]FrostySt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does nobody else just put the tip of their tongue on the back of their front teeth? I do that and my tongue is always comfortable.

[–]NikWillOrStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey don't forget about that breathing!

[–]Marvin427 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn stop messing with my head :(

[–]Yankeedude252 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm dead sober and my tongue is comfortably resting. I never got this one.

[–]imliterallyfive 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too high to remember how many things you're trying to make me obsess over. Checkmate.

[–]_Lady_Deadpool_ 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

And now you're trying not to think of penguins

[–]IsEasilyConfused 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's my secret, I'm always thinking of penguins

[–]touchedbyamallangel 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Im always thinking of old drum and bass. Just the amen break all day long

[–]BlueNinja23 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

This comment chain gave me cancer

[–]DJ-Tom-3 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which you'd be able to remove easily if you did have 100% control of your body.

[–]FiercelyFuzzy206 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Does your tongue feel slightly too big for your mouth? Like you just can't seem to find a comfortable spot for it?

[–]janne-bananne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you ans all the posters before you, but all these things don't affect me! MUHAHAHAH Im a Monster! Im... A... Monster?

[–]ermergerdberbles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What about that itch on your hand?

[–]JCoop8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anybody else start itching when they read all this?

[–]cruisetheblues 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are so many parts of my body itchy all of a sudden?

[–]FreedomBeaver 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where's your tongue supposed to go?

[–]An_Ick_Dote 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laugh at these threads, HA!

[–]diddy13360 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dont forget about your tongue just sitting there

[–]Alice_In_Zombieland 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

There's is also no comfortable place in your mouth for your tongue.

And your clothes feel heavy.

[–]groovetonic 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm not wearing any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]MrSkeltal_NeedsDoots 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HA i have a cough so i do this anyway!

Wait that isn't good

[–]mrjuan25 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you I was like that didn't work me, you du... now I'm clearing my throat every few seconds.

[–]Teqnique_757 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you. Made me clear my throat.

[–]The_Yak_Strikes_Back 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

When i was a kid i forgot how to see once

[–]Z0di 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your tongue has no comfortable position.

[–]Multidan_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Fuck you. Now, I have to blink then breathe. I'm too stoned for this shit.

[–]Squeal_ONeil -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd produce my own milk. 100% self sustainable humans!

[–]GeraldBWilsonJr 41ポイント42ポイント  (9子コメント)

Oh fuck, if you suddenly become aware of all of your body functions do you just seize up and die? Is this nature's way of preventing her creatures to become too smart?

[–]I_AM_A_MOGG_AMA 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's called the centipede's dilemma

[–]CTMemorial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's no dilemma. Build wall. MAGA.

[–]-Butthurt- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

AIDS frodo would like a word

[–]archiekane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like my centipede better when it's sewn together.

[–]credibleman 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

its why the jocks are airheaded stereotyped, better intouch with instincts better chance to survive

[–]touchedbyamallangel 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dolph Lundgren has a Phd in chemical engineering

[–]credibleman -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

really? i said it was a stereotype you nutcase

[–]touchedbyamallangel 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's a celebrity, I went to school in an affluent area and most of our jocks had perfect grades on their own; like if they did cheat it was because they didnt have the time, not from a lack of understanding. Most of our valedictorians were jocks. The same can be expected in most metropolitan areas, and a majority of our professional athletes are much more intelligent than you probably think. Like fuck man, Shaq is a professor. And rich as fuck from his own savvy.

Most fit people I know in the small town I live in now are really intelligent too.

[–]Zonemasta8 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are all now manually digesting.

[–]Goggles_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are all now pissed at Reddit.

[–]ebdragon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That doesn't work on me, I'm too lazy

[–]etcpt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Linus Tech Tips did this on their title card just the other day :p

[–]Pillowsmeller18 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

And manually secreting mucous on the stomach lining so the acid doesnt eat its way out of you.

[–]WaitWhatting [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

manually? do you imagine me pressing my lungs with my hand in and out?

[–]snuggglebear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you girls all suddenly are horny and want to have sex with me