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[–]ArchwingerMarried- MRP MODERATOR 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have an ... interesting relationship with your wife. If I tied our kid up, that would most certainly not be sexy. Like, really not sexy, not just I'm not manly enough not sexy. If Brad Pitt tied our kid up, that would be equally not sexy.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't say sexy. More like the transitive property. The Blue Pill ladies, and ladies in general, aren't good at math so we can slip the transitive property right past them.

If A = my wife

and B = my son who can easily overpower my wife

and C = me who can easily overpower my son, then I don't doubt the thought formed in her head that A = C.

[–]jrterry1969 35ポイント36ポイント  (12子コメント)

Your wife got turned on watching you hog tie your 12 year old son? You hog tied your son using the same rope you were about to use on your wife?

I guess I am a neophyte, but I think that's odd.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You hog tied your son using the same rope you were about to use on your wife?

If you carefully read you will see that I precut the ropes for the wife. The hogtie rope was the remainder so, technically I did not use the same rope. If I ever give a shit about technicalities I will be sure to let you know.

[–][deleted] -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

You have to think of it in the sense that she is seeing That's my man, that's the father of my children, wrestling our heir, showing a little strength when in reality he could break him, he could break me...

She is observing her Family's Alpha leading and playing with her son. Women take pride in that shit. If you're a high value man and are good looking, pretty much anything you do can be converted to tingles if you do it right.

[–]MRPguyMarried 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha! Downvoted. Brigade has been here!

[–]MRPCowboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude? You're... going to touch metaphor and symbolism in this yarn... and not see the obvious that this as a story about oppressive Patriarchy? Each generation of men binding the next generation of men? /s (... or is it?!)

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

lol, almost took you for a BP cuck...

well done

[–]MRPCowboy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, that's an easy mistake. But... pay close attention to details... in this tale of the horrors of oppressive Patriarchy, his wife actually responds sexually. /s (... or is it?!)

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why am I not surprised? At least I didn't tie him with the slightly dank rope after I had used it on my wife.

One of the major problems with trying to raise sons in this fucked up society is that any attempt to wrestle or roughhouse with them and show them how men and boys interact is always met with shaming. Always.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

want to see something real fucked up? Post in a popular thread how you took your daughter/niece to a park by yourself, and soccer moms glared at you/called the cops.

then sit back and wait to see how a guy being in the same room as a young girl without supervision gets you treated.

My neighbor used to come over all the time (free SNES time when her mom was busy) and I told my GF at the time never to leave me alone in a room with her. She laughed and called me paranoid, until her co workers set her straight.

[–]MRPCowboy 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

You must be doing it wrong. Nowadays when I take my daughters to the park by myself the soccer moms come up and talk to me. It's pretty fun.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh?

I used to teach swimming lessons as a 19 year old. I remember one day, during the last class, would throw the kids around, just having fun in the summer. One of the moms started to 'worry' about me touching the kids. Luckily my mom was there at the time and chewed her ass out.

It just kind of snowballed from there. I'm sure there's a level of paranoia, but other than you, everyone I talk to has had this on some level, or is worried about it.

I must just have that pedo look. I blame the glasses and trench coat.

[–]MRPCowboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's bullshit dude sorry that happened to you. Being called a creep or pervert shamed in public is the worst and it always surprises me how some women don't realize how hurtful it is. I have similar experiences and anxieties and it takes a lot of effort to get past them. FYI, each and every woman I've discussed it with has been extremely supportive, which still surprises me for some reason.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think about it really. Just another thing like marriage 1.0 that I check out of.

It's not An activity I miss anyways

[–]MRPCowboy 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

"You are not done."

... because you left your son hogtied in his bed, amirite?

[–]Mildly_Sociopathic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most relevant username ever.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I told you about the great sex we had afterwards it would violate PT Barnums basic law of showmanship (always leave them wanting more) not to mention Law 4, 7, 27 and 37 :)

[–]PineleroMarried 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

you are not done.... so you had to give her some electrolytes and a massage?

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

The plan was to taste it, fuck it, and untie it in that order but /u/stonepimpletilists and several others can probably tell you that no battle plan ever survives first contact with the enemy.

Actually, I would have called you out on your shitty knots. You're doing it like a fuckign engineer. If you can't tie knots, tie lots.

Next time, there's plenty of ways you can do it for quick release. I haven't done a handcuff knot in a while, but it works rather well I would assume for this. Hell, even a series of chain stays would allow for you to quick release on a pull.

The firefighters I used to sail with swore by figure 8s for everything, so it might work for tying up dudes.

[–]ScurvemuchMRP APPROVED 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Where is your post on knot tying? Seems like you should add value here man.

i mean sure I could google and shit...but meh

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol.

it's all about where the strain is on the lines, and whether you want it to tighten with stress.

The day I find that these skills can transfer into passing a shit test, I'll throw them up.

[–][deleted] 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Like an Engineer.. watch your hooker mouth. I can run Pier Duty with the best of them and I was in A Gang

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stokers, not even once.

I was the IT guy who had to teach the bosuns how to load and operate their own 50 cals

[–]Glyphed 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stokers: Cause even Sailors need heroes

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played

[–]over60_stupid_lonerRP S.O.B. 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now the new system is STFU, Lift, READ the side bar, learn knots from Stone.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

So many long mids watches, in the pitch blackness, nothing to do on the bridge but hear the officer jabber on about how shitty the other officers of the watch were, or learn some rope magic from the quartermaster.

Was one of my few fond memories of the navy... probably because I couldn't see anything.

[–][deleted] 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Dude...

  • Rope

  • Flog

  • Blacklight

  • Handcuffs

  • Vibrator

  • Blindfold

  • Gag

  • Sexy outfit

  • Glowsticks

  • Highlighters

  • Anal Beads

This just off the top of my head and what we've used recently. All of these things should be a part of the arsenal that you are to utilize in bed.

Then, out of fucking nowhere, while she is preparing for you on the bed, you just hold her jawline and the back of the head with your calloused hands, kiss her long and hard and work your way between her legs and you just 'make love'.

You have to stimulate every part of her and that means sometimes you go gentle, taking care to caress every square inch.

Slow is smooth & smooth is fast

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I picture you going to bed with a marlin spike, throwing a monkeys fist over the bed and having wifey laugh at you when you bounce it off the side of the mattress

[–][deleted] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

You dirty sailor

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dip it first big boy, we all know you cheat and put the lead in there.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now your just slinging your dick around. You started out with...this...but that is young horny buck newlywed rookie shit that you never lost in the first place. I went from 10 years of a low sex marriage to....this. So My 9 inch cock is bigger than your 9 inch cock.

[–][deleted] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha! Keep up old man!

[–]theultmatecadUnplugging 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nice story and never feel bad about bragplaining sex stories. It's not like we can share this shit in our public lives and its good to memorialize the adventure and get some feedback

Here is what I took from the story:

Lots of guys here talk about their woman as "good" or not into some kink etc etc

Bullshit...every bitch is a trashy whore for the right man

[–]over60_stupid_lonerRP S.O.B. 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of us are trashy whores for the right woman(s)…….

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

1 upvote for you

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll value his up votes when he and jacktenofhearts agree on something

[–]pcadrianLTR 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is there a site where I can learn this shit?

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That is a great question and I don't have a recommendation. Anyone?

I just googled it and spent a few minutes studying the pics.

[–]GrundleGrumbler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

knottyboys.com has a lot of good videos under their downloads section. You can find beginner to advanced guidance in there.

[–]B1tfuryUnplugging 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played, sir.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Congrats professor. Vampiresquidina herself linked this one to TBP.

The idea of that woman judging anyone's sex life makes me cringe, good thing you didn't use your real name on your book also, they are already asking about how to report you for child abuse.

Too bad her husband won't hate fuck her, I'm sure it'd do a world of good

Edit; ha! Lots of butmad harpies over this one. It was mean, and everyone feels sorry for her... But still cunty, I see why ultimatecad trolls them for sport.

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well that is disappointing. I have always tried to give Vamp the benefit of the doubt. Child abuse for wrestling with your son while he laughs his ass off? Sure, that is exactly what happened. What a sick, disgusting society we live in.

[–]Sadbeary 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

One son likes 'big cuddles' where I squeeze so hard he has trouble breathing and his vertebrae crack. He also likes to be tickled until he almost wets his pants. He'd think it hilarious if I tied him up. My little girl asks me to pick her up and throw her across the room onto bed/couch. The term is horseplay and it is the exact opposite of abuse. My other son doesn't like big cuddles or tickling; so I don't.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

meh, you should see the crocodile tears over my comment.

I usually avoid that place, but the name mentions spamming my inbox means they want me to contribute to their cunt-fest.

Never one to dissapoint fans. Maybe if I'm lucky another one will send me some nudes (or someone elses nudes)

[–]BluepillProfessorMarried-MRP MODERATOR[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just don't share them with us, please.

[–]stonepimpletilistsHARD CORE NAVY RED -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cads anyway got em